April 14, 2025 • 5 mins
"Is holding in a fart worth the risk?" This intriguing question sets the stage for an uproarious episode of The Ben and Skin Show, where hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray navigate the perilous world of stomach rumbles and internal farts.Dive into the hilarity as Skin shares his struggle to hold in farts, leading to stomach sounds that mimic their infamous fart drops. "Why don't you go pop a diaper on?" Ben suggests. The crew debates the consequences of holding in farts versus letting them out. Listeners will be entertained by the hosts' candid discussions on the implications of drinking heavily and the unexpected aftermath of a hearty breakfast. The episode also features memorable anecdotes, including Skin's tale of the "poop bandits" at Lakewood Country Club.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So it's a perilous situation for me. I
am going to make sure that I hold in all farts.
But the byproduct of that is that my stomach is
making sounds that sound like some of our fart drops.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Why don't you go pop a diaper on? No, I
don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
But but you know, like the fart drop we have,
because we have some good ones, that kind of a
sound that's coming out of my stomach. That's not that's
coming out of my butt. That would be coming out
of my butt. That would be coming out of my butt.
That's definitely a better Those are all butt jams, man.
(00:45):
I'd like to that a drum machine made with those.
Get that right, There can come out of your stomach.
And so when your stomach is making that sound, there
is no way you are going to fart because you're
fart can tricky? You get tricky, yeah, and then suddenly
you got a problem.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, and you're well on record you take a dump
every one hour in seventeen minutes on every I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
When I'm healthy, when I'm in my best, when I'm
in by playing shape. Uh so no, so I'm like,
I'm being careful here, Okay, thank you, hold it in.
So we'll here's some Hopefully we'll hear some sounds, but
you'll know it's coming from my stomach because it will
be not it won't be accompanied by a smell. Okay,
(01:29):
Like you would have to be dead inside for your
stomach to make that sound, and then there's a smell
that goes along with it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Right, why this No?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So I have been drinking so heavily for so long,
and this morning I had a very delicious fried egg, turkey,
cheese and cream cheese bagel that we made it the crib.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That sounds amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, and then you I was like, when you have
something that big for breakfast, You're like, okay, but I
need to eat something before going and doing the show.
So I heated up some wings, had some leftover wings.
That's where you're at. Yeah, So this is where I'm at.
So I don't want I'm scared to fart because of
the implications, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But the byproduct of that is.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That we went in there to do some recording earlier
and my I had my headphones on so I couldn't
hear the sound, but I felt a little rumble in
my stomach, and I looked over and Christina made a
look at me like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I could definitely hear it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I was just laughing at you, no judgment, but there
was no There was no smell besides what I normally
smell like, which isn't good smell whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I roll the dice. Man, Well that's to go. Yeah,
I've gotta go. That's a lot of fart, just to
let it happen. Man, What you're describing as an internal fart?
Oh tell me more so? You just farted inside your body.
It's the most terrible in there. Wait inside Whenever you
hear that, yeah, whenever you hear that noise? Now it's
just in there. Yeah, it smells.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So if anyone ends up going inside my stomach and
are going to encounter the leftover remnants of it, what
do you call it an internal fart?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah? Yeah, they're gonna have to do with an internal
farts like falling on a grenade. Yeah, wait, what do
you mean you fell on a fart? Oh? Yeah I did.
I'm protecting you guys, floated inside there somewhere. Oh yeah,
don't worry. I'm saying for today and today only don't
protect us just h no, hell no, dude, don't you
know what? You got a fart? Fart? No, And he's
starting about being really unhealthy. Those are gonna be it's
(03:29):
gonna be hard to work.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
God, he's just trying to get me to s my pants.
Which that's not a good friend, right, You're not being
a good friend if you're trying to coerce me in
in my pants.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Says way more about your age. If you grab your
pants now, I would be worried. I don't know about that. Man.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
There's a lot of dudes in their twenties that crapped
their pants because they drank too much and they passed it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
There's four guys and we happened to all shocking. I
had no idea we did this. Skin started rolling with
a group of poop bandits at the Lakewood Country Club
that poop their pants and they have some bet with
each other see who's the first one to poop their
pants each year. We talked about it on the radio
and I was like, I can't believe we're talking about this.
We had them on and then there was a thousand
people that go, yep, I do that, dude?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, like what we actually bet and I went and
did a concert when we were in a group in
our twenties down and that was down in Houston. No,
that was in Austin. That was the one down in Austin.
And we got anice hotel room and the guy who
accompanied us and had foot the bill, got so drunk
he passed out and esked his pants in the hotel room.
(04:32):
And he was probably twenty three at the time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Something like that. You can never recover from that. It's
hard to I mean, well, can you be like a
financial advisor to anyone who saw you do that?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's thirty years later and I hadn't seen him in
a long time. I like every time I see him,
but it's like I do, Man, you did pass out
thirty years ago, and I remember looking at you laying
on your side, and I was like, ah, man, and
didn't we did we drag him out in the hall?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I can't. I don't know. He might have had to
sleep out in the hall.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's the blessing of memory that can that's the sound
that can come from your stomach. That's but it's a
stomach sneeze, all right. It is kind of like a
stomach sneed's all right. Coming up next, we've got a
note on Luca and the Hollywood Shuffle, a weird side
effect of the Menindez brothers. You don't want to miss
(05:31):
this discussion. It's going to be crazy.
All right, So it's a perilous situation for me. I
am going to make sure that I hold in all farts.
But the byproduct of that is that my stomach is
making sounds that sound like some of our fart drops.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Why don't you go pop a diaper on? No, I
don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
But but you know, like the fart drop we have,
because we have some good ones, that kind of a
sound that's coming out of my stomach. That's not that's
coming out of my butt. That would be coming out
of my butt. That would be coming out of my butt.
That's definitely a better Those are all butt jams, man.
(00:45):
I'd like to that a drum machine made with those.
Get that right, There can come out of your stomach.
And so when your stomach is making that sound, there
is no way you are going to fart because you're
fart can tricky? You get tricky, yeah, and then suddenly
you got a problem.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, and you're well on record you take a dump
every one hour in seventeen minutes on every I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
When I'm healthy, when I'm in my best, when I'm
in by playing shape. Uh so no, so I'm like,
I'm being careful here, Okay, thank you, hold it in.
So we'll here's some Hopefully we'll hear some sounds, but
you'll know it's coming from my stomach because it will
be not it won't be accompanied by a smell. Okay,
(01:29):
Like you would have to be dead inside for your
stomach to make that sound, and then there's a smell
that goes along with it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Right, why this No?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So I have been drinking so heavily for so long,
and this morning I had a very delicious fried egg, turkey,
cheese and cream cheese bagel that we made it the crib.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That sounds amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, and then you I was like, when you have
something that big for breakfast, You're like, okay, but I
need to eat something before going and doing the show.
So I heated up some wings, had some leftover wings.
That's where you're at. Yeah, So this is where I'm at.
So I don't want I'm scared to fart because of
the implications, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But the byproduct of that is.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That we went in there to do some recording earlier
and my I had my headphones on so I couldn't
hear the sound, but I felt a little rumble in
my stomach, and I looked over and Christina made a
look at me like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I could definitely hear it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I was just laughing at you, no judgment, but there
was no There was no smell besides what I normally
smell like, which isn't good smell whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I roll the dice. Man, Well that's to go. Yeah,
I've gotta go. That's a lot of fart, just to
let it happen. Man, What you're describing as an internal fart?
Oh tell me more so? You just farted inside your body.
It's the most terrible in there. Wait inside Whenever you
hear that, yeah, whenever you hear that noise? Now it's
just in there. Yeah, it smells.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So if anyone ends up going inside my stomach and
are going to encounter the leftover remnants of it, what
do you call it an internal fart?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah? Yeah, they're gonna have to do with an internal
farts like falling on a grenade. Yeah, wait, what do
you mean you fell on a fart? Oh? Yeah I did.
I'm protecting you guys, floated inside there somewhere. Oh yeah,
don't worry. I'm saying for today and today only don't
protect us just h no, hell no, dude, don't you
know what? You got a fart? Fart? No, And he's
starting about being really unhealthy. Those are gonna be it's
(03:29):
gonna be hard to work.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
God, he's just trying to get me to s my pants.
Which that's not a good friend, right, You're not being
a good friend if you're trying to coerce me in
in my pants.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Says way more about your age. If you grab your
pants now, I would be worried. I don't know about that. Man.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
There's a lot of dudes in their twenties that crapped
their pants because they drank too much and they passed it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
There's four guys and we happened to all shocking. I
had no idea we did this. Skin started rolling with
a group of poop bandits at the Lakewood Country Club
that poop their pants and they have some bet with
each other see who's the first one to poop their
pants each year. We talked about it on the radio
and I was like, I can't believe we're talking about this.
We had them on and then there was a thousand
people that go, yep, I do that, dude?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, like what we actually bet and I went and
did a concert when we were in a group in
our twenties down and that was down in Houston. No,
that was in Austin. That was the one down in Austin.
And we got anice hotel room and the guy who
accompanied us and had foot the bill, got so drunk
he passed out and esked his pants in the hotel room.
(04:32):
And he was probably twenty three at the time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Something like that. You can never recover from that. It's
hard to I mean, well, can you be like a
financial advisor to anyone who saw you do that?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's thirty years later and I hadn't seen him in
a long time. I like every time I see him,
but it's like I do, Man, you did pass out
thirty years ago, and I remember looking at you laying
on your side, and I was like, ah, man, and
didn't we did we drag him out in the hall?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I can't. I don't know. He might have had to
sleep out in the hall.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's the blessing of memory that can that's the sound
that can come from your stomach. That's but it's a
stomach sneeze, all right. It is kind of like a
stomach sneed's all right. Coming up next, we've got a
note on Luca and the Hollywood Shuffle, a weird side
effect of the Menindez brothers. You don't want to miss
(05:31):
this discussion. It's going to be crazy.
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