October 15, 2025 • 8 mins
"If your hands are dirtier than your junk… should you really be washing your hands after using the bathroom?"That’s the wild question that kicks off this hilariously unfiltered episode of The Ben and Skin Show. Broadcasting live from Dallas-Fort Worth, the gang dives into:
- The Texas Twinkie Palooza at Roy Hutchins Original Barbecue, where buying two gets you a third fo’ free—plus a chance to win Texas Twinkies for a year!
- Global Handwashing Day, which spirals into a wildly funny and oddly philosophical debate about hygiene, anatomy, and the misunderstood cleanliness of private parts.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
After when I show you're gone bring it get except
we're similar to be pursuing it.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Tunneled out show shank through the sewer. Kid, Now what
chilling at the Eagle? Yeah, we're doing it. Three your
clocking on the dock. Got a habit for my house?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Or go satter?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is how it started? Kidting crattic show that enough both
applied like a rabbit to then so out, crank it up,
beat the habit. I won't hang out.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
With my friends rocking on the radio. My one grown
on boy, Skin is talking on the radio. It's time
to do this spons again. All here we go, KT
just standing up and set.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Ah yes alone, Welcome everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
point one The Eagle broadcasting live here in Dallas Fort Worth.
Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin K. T. Turner and
Christina Ka Ray little Baby corn Bread Ray. All hands
on deck today for what's going to be a great show.
And I want to mention this right off the rip.
We are going to be out and about for the
(01:25):
next two days and we would love to have you
come join us.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
We'll be doing a live broadcast from three to six
pm and Trophy Club We're going to be at the
original Roy Hutchins Barbecue, so that's very exciting. We'll be
there from three to six tomorrow and then Friday we're
going to be at the Pluckers in Cityview. So if
you listen to our show and you've been thinking it
all about, Hey, i'd like to get out there and
watch that show happen live. You can do that tomorrow
in Trophy Club at Roy Hutchins Original Barbecue, and then
(01:52):
Friday at Pluckers in Cityview. Man, I'm very excited to
go to Roy Hutchins's Original Barbecue. I've heard a lot
about it, never been I'm super stoked. And now this
is not for me. You guys know, I'm not a
I don't eat pork, but everyone I know that loves
barbecue does. And it is Texas Twinkie Palooza tomorrow. So
(02:12):
if you buy two Texas Twinkies, you get a third
one foe free.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Also, come see us and sign up because at the
end of the show or maybe we'll do it, maybe
throughout the show, but three winners in store tomorrow we'll
get Texas Twinkies.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
For a year.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Are you serious.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
I'm not making that up.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Did he make that up?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Christina thinks, so.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I don't have the power to just make up my
own rules.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Do you know what else I think we should do
while giving those away later in the show Today we're
gonna give away ceither In Daughtry tickets.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
It's almost too much.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I think we should give those tickets away in person
tomorrow to someone who's actually there. What do you guys
think about that? I don't have a problem with that,
hell do it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
The name Roy, I think it's a good name. It's
a competent name. Roy Hutcheons, original Barbecue. I think of
famous Roy's. I think, well, I really just think of
Roy Hobbes more than anything, and that's a very capable guy.
But anyways, Roy and maybe Roy smally, Roy White. I
think Roy White, Roy White think you guys we worked
(03:15):
with him at the fan Oh Roy, ol Roy?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You're talking about celebrities.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
And then would leave out Roy Orbison of course.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, for a minute, I thought it was Ray Orbison.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh no, Now, Roy Orbison had a drinking problem and
couldn't couldn't carry a tune. A guy named Roy is
a guy who's just can do. Guy, Like, you got
a bolt that's loose, He's just gonna fasten it up
for you real quick. He could pretty much get anything done. No,
you're right, What do you What do you think was
you know, names going cycles like there's very few Bartholo
(03:48):
mules anymore. What do you think was the sweet spot
for Roy in America? I think it was fifth nineteen
fifty one to nineteen sixty eight. Yeah, maybe seventy four
for adult Royce.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Did you guys know Roy's growing up? I mean, I
know a couple of Roys.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I didn't know a single rule.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
They're all dads, though, so it would make sense it
was older.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, I knew el Roy from the Jetsons.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Roy Rogers was a big character, right cowboy?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah my uncle by the way. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So we'll be at the original Roy Hutchins Barbecue Trophy
Club tomorrow and then Friday at the Pluckers in City View.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Can't wait.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
In the Today Game Today, which will happen at about
four forty five, one of the nominees is that today
is Global hand washing Day, and it reminds me of
a It reminds me of a theory that somebody very
close to me has I know where you're going, and
I love this. So somebody very close to me. I
(04:46):
don't want to put them on blasts and say here
they are. But they were like made a case to
me one time about how when a guy gets up
in the morning. I actually cut Christina.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I was gonna say, I don't I don't.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Know what this is yet. So now I already know
where it's going.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Where is it going?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
It's probably not good.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's going in your pants. Okay, so it's not looking at.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Her.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't want to get fired. Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So basically this this person laid this plan out to me.
And I've told you guys this theory before, but since
it's Global hand washing Day and we get new listeners
all the time, this was his theory. His theory was, look,
when when I get up in the morning, I take
a hot shower, I put on freshly laundered underwear, and
(05:43):
then I go about my day. Now my hands are
touching everything. I'm touching doorknobs, I'm touching handrails, I'm touching
all these things where all these germs are. I'm shaking hands.
I'm getting everyone else's germs. And then that first time
I go to the rest room, you know, everyone's thinking, oh,
(06:03):
I'm touching my thing. I need to go immediately wash
my hands. His theory was more than you need to
wash your hands, you need to wash your junk because
that was pristinely clean in a fresh environment, with laundered
clothes that had been protected from germs the entire day,
while your hands had then touched every germ. He was like,
(06:25):
your hands touching that is the worst thing of the
whole Right, it makes sense, but there's a flaw. There's
two flaws in my opinion. One is why don't you
just wash your hands before you touch your junk? Right,
But that's another theory. He said, just what, No, you
don't need to the second time.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
This is where he's wrong, And this is why people
in the Middle East get their hands chopped off. You
need to it, just out of respect for humans. You
need to wash your hands after handling up on yourself
in any form or fashion.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Please thank you anytime. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It's perfectly clean, but it's still your dong like that
what separation from your dong and you're in a handshake
with you It's kind of the same idea of a
rat and a squirrel.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
A squirrel a rat has a.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Bad rap because it's just bad rap. It's not it's
not attractive. Squirrel is cute and fluffy. It's got that
fluffy tail. I think people are so caught up with
private parts and worried about them and all those things
that it gets a bad rap.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I don't think it's like when you it's it's very
much like this.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Your kitchen sink is nastier than your toilet and people
don't realize that there's more germs in your kitchen sink
than there are on your toilet bowl.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You're you're right on all this.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
But what if I shook your hand and I go, hey, man,
I just touched my super clean dong a second ago.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Yeah, but it was so.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Clean man, when I was holding my dong and urine
was coming out of it, it was so clean.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Let me shake your hand.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Why do we shake hands hands shaking dog? No ben,
And also, you know how hot it is here in Texas?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Thank you. It could be sweaty, like.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Bro okay, geography matters to it's so close to nanus like,
yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I'm never shaking another hand ever.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Had a girl? Well, what does the bleaching do for you?
Kt does that make it?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
It's just something to look for me.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
It's for aesthetic purposes. Okay, all right, anyways, we've learned
a lot today. Everybody be out there washing your hands.
It's globally and washing.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
What it happens? All right?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Coming up next, it's things skin is tracking. Where are
you gonna take us? I'm going to talk about an
experience yesterday that definitely made my dong sweaty.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's nice, all right, bef
After when I show you're gone bring it get except
we're similar to be pursuing it.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Tunneled out show shank through the sewer. Kid, Now what
chilling at the Eagle? Yeah, we're doing it. Three your
clocking on the dock. Got a habit for my house?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Or go satter?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is how it started? Kidting crattic show that enough both
applied like a rabbit to then so out, crank it up,
beat the habit. I won't hang out.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
With my friends rocking on the radio. My one grown
on boy, Skin is talking on the radio. It's time
to do this spons again. All here we go, KT
just standing up and set.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Ah yes alone, Welcome everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
point one The Eagle broadcasting live here in Dallas Fort Worth.
Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin K. T. Turner and
Christina Ka Ray little Baby corn Bread Ray. All hands
on deck today for what's going to be a great show.
And I want to mention this right off the rip.
We are going to be out and about for the
(01:25):
next two days and we would love to have you
come join us.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
We'll be doing a live broadcast from three to six
pm and Trophy Club We're going to be at the
original Roy Hutchins Barbecue, so that's very exciting. We'll be
there from three to six tomorrow and then Friday we're
going to be at the Pluckers in Cityview. So if
you listen to our show and you've been thinking it
all about, Hey, i'd like to get out there and
watch that show happen live. You can do that tomorrow
in Trophy Club at Roy Hutchins Original Barbecue, and then
(01:52):
Friday at Pluckers in Cityview. Man, I'm very excited to
go to Roy Hutchins's Original Barbecue. I've heard a lot
about it, never been I'm super stoked. And now this
is not for me. You guys know, I'm not a
I don't eat pork, but everyone I know that loves
barbecue does. And it is Texas Twinkie Palooza tomorrow. So
(02:12):
if you buy two Texas Twinkies, you get a third
one foe free.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Also, come see us and sign up because at the
end of the show or maybe we'll do it, maybe
throughout the show, but three winners in store tomorrow we'll
get Texas Twinkies.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
For a year.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Are you serious.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
I'm not making that up.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Did he make that up?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Christina thinks, so.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I don't have the power to just make up my
own rules.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Do you know what else I think we should do
while giving those away later in the show Today we're
gonna give away ceither In Daughtry tickets.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
It's almost too much.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I think we should give those tickets away in person
tomorrow to someone who's actually there. What do you guys
think about that? I don't have a problem with that,
hell do it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
The name Roy, I think it's a good name. It's
a competent name. Roy Hutcheons, original Barbecue. I think of
famous Roy's. I think, well, I really just think of
Roy Hobbes more than anything, and that's a very capable guy.
But anyways, Roy and maybe Roy smally, Roy White. I
think Roy White, Roy White think you guys we worked
(03:15):
with him at the fan Oh Roy, ol Roy?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You're talking about celebrities.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
And then would leave out Roy Orbison of course.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, for a minute, I thought it was Ray Orbison.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh no, Now, Roy Orbison had a drinking problem and
couldn't couldn't carry a tune. A guy named Roy is
a guy who's just can do. Guy, Like, you got
a bolt that's loose, He's just gonna fasten it up
for you real quick. He could pretty much get anything done. No,
you're right, What do you What do you think was
you know, names going cycles like there's very few Bartholo
(03:48):
mules anymore. What do you think was the sweet spot
for Roy in America? I think it was fifth nineteen
fifty one to nineteen sixty eight. Yeah, maybe seventy four
for adult Royce.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Did you guys know Roy's growing up? I mean, I
know a couple of Roys.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I didn't know a single rule.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
They're all dads, though, so it would make sense it
was older.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, I knew el Roy from the Jetsons.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Roy Rogers was a big character, right cowboy?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah my uncle by the way. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So we'll be at the original Roy Hutchins Barbecue Trophy
Club tomorrow and then Friday at the Pluckers in City View.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Can't wait.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
In the Today Game Today, which will happen at about
four forty five, one of the nominees is that today
is Global hand washing Day, and it reminds me of
a It reminds me of a theory that somebody very
close to me has I know where you're going, and
I love this. So somebody very close to me. I
(04:46):
don't want to put them on blasts and say here
they are. But they were like made a case to
me one time about how when a guy gets up
in the morning. I actually cut Christina.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I was gonna say, I don't I don't.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Know what this is yet. So now I already know
where it's going.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Where is it going?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
It's probably not good.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's going in your pants. Okay, so it's not looking at.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Her.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't want to get fired. Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So basically this this person laid this plan out to me.
And I've told you guys this theory before, but since
it's Global hand washing Day and we get new listeners
all the time, this was his theory. His theory was, look,
when when I get up in the morning, I take
a hot shower, I put on freshly laundered underwear, and
(05:43):
then I go about my day. Now my hands are
touching everything. I'm touching doorknobs, I'm touching handrails, I'm touching
all these things where all these germs are. I'm shaking hands.
I'm getting everyone else's germs. And then that first time
I go to the rest room, you know, everyone's thinking, oh,
(06:03):
I'm touching my thing. I need to go immediately wash
my hands. His theory was more than you need to
wash your hands, you need to wash your junk because
that was pristinely clean in a fresh environment, with laundered
clothes that had been protected from germs the entire day,
while your hands had then touched every germ. He was like,
(06:25):
your hands touching that is the worst thing of the
whole Right, it makes sense, but there's a flaw. There's
two flaws in my opinion. One is why don't you
just wash your hands before you touch your junk? Right,
But that's another theory. He said, just what, No, you
don't need to the second time.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
This is where he's wrong, And this is why people
in the Middle East get their hands chopped off. You
need to it, just out of respect for humans. You
need to wash your hands after handling up on yourself
in any form or fashion.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Please thank you anytime. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It's perfectly clean, but it's still your dong like that
what separation from your dong and you're in a handshake
with you It's kind of the same idea of a
rat and a squirrel.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
A squirrel a rat has a.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Bad rap because it's just bad rap. It's not it's
not attractive. Squirrel is cute and fluffy. It's got that
fluffy tail. I think people are so caught up with
private parts and worried about them and all those things
that it gets a bad rap.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I don't think it's like when you it's it's very
much like this.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Your kitchen sink is nastier than your toilet and people
don't realize that there's more germs in your kitchen sink
than there are on your toilet bowl.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You're you're right on all this.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
But what if I shook your hand and I go, hey, man,
I just touched my super clean dong a second ago.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Yeah, but it was so.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Clean man, when I was holding my dong and urine
was coming out of it, it was so clean.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Let me shake your hand.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Why do we shake hands hands shaking dog? No ben,
And also, you know how hot it is here in Texas?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Thank you. It could be sweaty, like.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Bro okay, geography matters to it's so close to nanus like,
yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I'm never shaking another hand ever.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Had a girl? Well, what does the bleaching do for you?
Kt does that make it?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
It's just something to look for me.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
It's for aesthetic purposes. Okay, all right, anyways, we've learned
a lot today. Everybody be out there washing your hands.
It's globally and washing.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
What it happens? All right?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Coming up next, it's things skin is tracking. Where are
you gonna take us? I'm going to talk about an
experience yesterday that definitely made my dong sweaty.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's nice, all right, bef
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