The Netflix Store Has Arrived

The new two-story, 107,000-square-foot Netflix experience opens at the Galleria Mall, featuring Stranger Things and Squid Game escape-room-style adventures, a Bridgerton shop, and even pickle pie. The crew debates whether it’s worth the $39 ticket—and imagines what an HBO experience might look like (“Can I kill Christopher and hook up with Adriana in the Sopranos room?”).

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Juice, Your Moves, Hot Gods, every Stay on Top in
the Woods shovel.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, it's been talked about for a couple of
years now. The Netflix House in Dallas is open today
at the Galleria Mall. It used to be a two
story store called Belk Well netlik. What's belt Belk is
kind of like cold. It's just like it's got like
everything for discounted prices, sell belts belts at bailkh So, uh,

(00:35):
this is We're doing this for a myriad of reasons. Hey,
I do have the inside scoop on what's what is this?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Like?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
We've talked about it, but there's always more questions and answers.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Now we know, can I renew my Netflix subscription when
I go there?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
I don't think that's where you go to do that.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm sure they probably do try to talk into it,
but this is the first thing that got me, and
I'm a little pissed. Friend of the show alleged David
Harbor attended the preview event Tuesday night here.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah really he didn't call Ben.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
David Harbor was here? How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Meanwhile, his ex wife will be the musical guest on
Saturday Night Live. This week, singing songs about him wanting
to have an open marriage and having tons of sex
toys respect including the song p Pallace.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Oh no, I.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Think she'll probably play it's Lily Allen. Okay, Okay, So
people got to go to the Stick Peak on Tuesday
night and it's two experiences. There's the first floor, which
you can do a Stranger Things experience or a Squid
Game experience unless you had died.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
During the Squid Games experience.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah. This whole thing is two stories over one hundred
and seven thousand square feet, which I don't really have
a good idea how big that is.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
How x Rollertown pretty big.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
So they don't know either.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
The one hundred thousand square feet is giant.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, is a universal students, you could fit a Belk
store in there.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
How many square feet is a football field? Yeah, let's
find out is a football field because you know, just
saying square fifty seven?

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Okay, so it's two football fields?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, a little less gee whiz g wilkers, dude, I'd
go in there and run routes, okay, and then upstairs
so you have your squid game and your Stranger Things experience.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
What to tell you more? About a minute of the
first four. The second floor there's an arcade so you
could play things, and then there's like a Bridgerton shop.
You could try on old Queen's wigs. I guess put
on murkins and then uh. And then there's a food
haul with snacks, burgers and pizza and it says Christina
a delicious pickle pie.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, oh my god?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Is it wasn't the fashion for during Bridgerton all about
squeezing their waists so tight they could barely breathe and
then pushing them up.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, pop them out, of course, that's yeah. The tighten
up not so much here yeah down.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Here, Yeah, so that you can trick people into thinking
you got an hourglass.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The first flour dedicated to those two experiences Stranger Things
in Squid Game. Here's what it takes. So separate tickets
are needed for both activities. The tickets for these are
thirty nine dollars each. I'm paying forty bucks for that.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'll have to go by myself. You're on your own.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Kids said, if you know, if people love those shows
and are super passionate about them, it's an experiential thing,
it's I bet they'll.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Have no problem selling tickets squid Game experience.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
The participants are given a numbered bracelet that is used
to track their progress through the trials like the ones
in the show Red Light, Green Light, and then they
shoot you.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I never saw squid games. Is it worth watching?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh Man? First season? Yeah? I quit after like a
few but the first couple episodes were great.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, I watched the first season, maybe a little bit
of the second one, maybe all the second one. Man's
it was innovative, you know, so I'm glad I watched it,
but it's not the greatest thing ever.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Is it better than The Octopus Teacher?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yes? Yeah, I like The Octopus Teacher.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Man, one of my favorite things I've seen in the
last ten years.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
You were going through something Stranger Things.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
So I real quick I read that these are like
escape rooms.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Kind of yeah, I think this is what the Stranger
Things one is. I think it's more of like you
take the challenges on the Squid Game one and they
eliminate you based on the bracelet and stuff like that.
And the Stranger Things one there's it's like a search
and rescue operation, so they take you through the upside down,
so it's kind of like a haunted house slash escape
room out slash problem solving thing. Yeah, thirty nine dollars

(04:48):
seems stiff. So if they should be thirty nine dollars
for both of them, I can kind of move back
and forth, it says, plan for about an hour for
both of them.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
If this sale goes through and Netflix buys Warner Brothers
and A, then can I go and like kill Christopher
and have sex with Adriana as part of the Sopranos
experience at the Netflix store.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, you have to create the HBO store before you
can do any of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I mean, are and all that stuff gonna be folded
under one thing. I don't think it's going to now.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I think there's I don't think that's gonna go down now. Man,
But there's too many power players involved now, including the President,
are like not gonna let it happen.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
We need to talk. We need to talk about that
at some point. It is nuts.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
It's nuts. It's the It's literally the tipping point on
the future of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
The problem with talking about it is it's changing by
the hour.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, so it's a dude, go back to that thirty
nine dollars thing. Everything is so expensive right now.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yes, Uh, my daughter wanted MAVs tickets for her birthday
and it being like six hundred and fifty dollars with
tickets and parking paths and after all the fees and everything,
it's just like it's great anything you do. My wife
is like, are they great tickets? I'm like good or not?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
You know what I mean. It's like, it's nuts. Just
the way the world is right now. Everything is stupid expensive.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Man. I'd love a five dollars bag of chips right now,
right all right, there you have it. I'll do it.
That's enough. That is a Hollywood shuffle.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Coming up next, we got food news, the top ten
stadium foods right here in the Eagle.