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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Jersey news hot God. Every come, stay on top in
the hobby shove you all right.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Jeff Bezos, one of the richest dudes on the entire planet,
got married recently. Now, he married Lauren Sanchez. Yes, are
you guys familiar at all with her or were you
familiar with her before she became his love interest.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I was familiar with her because of that. But then,
you know, I saw the backstory. Wasn't she like a
Los Angeles news person?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Sure? I think you tell me.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think she was a Los Angeles news person. And
as you can imagine, it's Los Angeles, so it's like
an overflow of you know, attractive people. Uh, And so
I think that's how she rose to fame. But then
she was involved like she I think she had a husband.
Of course, he had a previous wife, and there was
an affair and it was scandalous, and then she started
(01:19):
going through the thing where all of her body was
changing with surgeries and lip injections and all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Surgery. Yes, okay, so Wikipedia does say she's an Emmy
Award winning journalist, actress, producer, and entrepreneur. I can't even say, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Whatever, So, yeah, that's a that's her background. I don't
know how they met, but she did have a high
profile on the West Coast because of that.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, so Bezos is watching the news in La. He's like, yes,
give me that, bring her to me. Maybe they're super
up a little bit. Let's make it a turbo.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
There might have even been something involving her past and
a helicopter floating around the back of my mind. I
don't know if she was a helicopter news reporter what,
but she had status before she met him, and now
she's on a different level.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I guess did he buy MGM Grand or something. I
guess he bought the studio that has the James Bond franchise. Wow,
and he has decided, apparently that he wants his smoking
hot robot milf looking new wife to be a Bond girl.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, Okay, the Bond girls.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Over the history of the James Bond movies, it's always
a big deal for someone to be a Bond girl.
It just it's like, it's kind of a kin to
the idea of, on a much smaller level, being a
Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. It's a badge of honor and oh
my god, one of the hottest people on the planet.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Look, she's in this movie. She's a Bond girl.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, And in the earlier Bonds it would like really
help to launch careers, Like there's a real famous one.
Ursul Andris was a Bond girl and it elevated her
to be super, super huge stardom. So, especially in the
seventies when we had very lax attitudes about you know,
feminism and objectification and a guy like Richard Dreife or
(03:08):
Richard Dawson would host a game show, Bond girls were
really objectified and really could become stars out of that.
So I guess he paid eight billion dollars for the studio. God,
so whatever it is, he paid eight billion dollars for it.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And so he's very serious about this.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hollywood insiders are saying, no, he he is not just saying, hey,
he thinks it'd be great. He's saying, I want this
to happen. I want her to be a bond girl.
And so when you pay eight billion dollars for something,
you can pretty much just do whatever you want to
do at that point, right, absolutely, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
This also sounds like an episode of the Studio. You know,
It's like, oh God, he wants us to put her
in this bond. How do we make this work? How
do we make everyone happy here? Because especially like when
I think bond girl, I think like model natural, you know, yeah,
real natural model.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
She would not be and I don't even think she's
in the age range to be what would be traditionally.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
A bond girl.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But there's a whole oh she's that old, make sure
even more of a miracle. There's a whole, like long
lineage of very powerful people putting people that they want
in films like that. There's a long history that the
studio riffs on that I've told you guys this. There's
a documentary called The Kid Stays in the Picture, and
it's about Robert Evans, who became a huge executive at Paramount,
(04:28):
did all the Godfather movies, for example. But he was
a guy that a director was trying to take out
because he was a bad actor, and the head of
the studio said no, the kid stays in the picture,
and he became a famous phrase. These executives do whatever
they want. It doesn't matter how it impacts the quality
of the movie. They have the money, it's their toy
and they're gonna do with it whatever they want to do.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
This is the only reason Lane Stroll is an F
one driver.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hey listen, she is not going to do anything to
impact this movie poorly. Okay, her just her visually being
in it is going to be badass for everyone's eyeballs
and fairness.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I haven't seen a Bond movie since Octopussy, so right,
I don't even know if the Bond girls still exist.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
She's fine. I think she looks great, but she's not
Bond girl. Like, can she not play a different part?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know each movie.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
There's multiple women in this that just have a role
of being a sex pot, like he hooks up with
all these women, or there's sexy women and.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
She could be a sex bot, right, she could be
a sex spot.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
She does look like it like an expensive one too,
and I'd look at shopping for it.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I like the idea too. I don't recall if we've
ever had a Bond grandma. Yeah, she could be I
mean five, Yeah, she'd look like that. She looks thirty five. Yeah,
she looks really good and five. She definitely looks forty five,
but she forty seven ish.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But she you know, like people are getting carried away,
like it's not like some huge crown to be a
Bond girl. Oh my god, it's the most noble thing
in the world. It's just Oh, it's a hot lady
in a movie. Yeah, she could definitely do that. Now,
I don't know that she'd be able to act.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, so maybe just have.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Her in a non speaking hot girl Bond woman. Or
she could be a Bond news reporter. Yeah, which you know,
she's right in her wheel.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah. Maybe there you have it.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
A billionaire is trying to wedge his smoking, hot new
wife who looks like a robot into a Bond movie.
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