The Pleasure Chest Mystery

"What would you do if you stumbled upon a mysterious chest behind your place of business—open it, run away, or crawl inside?"That’s the bizarre question that kicks off this segment of The Ben and Skin Show. Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray. What starts as a casual morning stroll turns into a full-blown investigation into a suspicious box that could be a treasure chest… or a pleasure chest. KT’s quick wit earns him MVP status with the line: “Or you could open it up and find out it’s just sex toys in there and it'd be a pleasure chest.”From there, the gang spirals into hilarious speculation—dead bodies, Sea of Thieves gold, and even a Pulp Fiction-style Gimp scenario.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
Another edition of things is traffic.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
All right. First things first, I'm going to send a
picture to the group, okay, and I want you guys
to describe to the listener first what you're seeing in
this picture, and then we'll tell talk about the emotions
of the picture. So I just sent it to you, guys.
This is something I walked up on this morning out

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behind a place of business, now not far from where
the new roller Town is going. That's the brewery Ben
and I are invested in. This is behind a place
of business on Main Street and Frisco. All right, that
is a treasure chest. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Or you could open it up and find a bunch
of sex toys in there, and it'd be a pleasure chest.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I can't top that. But I would think there might
be a dead body or something in there. I immediately
got creepy vibes because it looks like it's just behind
yeah or something.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It's not pushed up against the wall, Laura, it's being
stored there. It's out like it wants somebody to experience
what's inside it. Cause so I think dead body immediately too.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Ooh back in there. Open it up?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, and you got freaked out by it, right, I.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Just got freaked out. But then when Ben brought up
treasure I did think. See at It's like, okay, maybe
this is something good and fun full of gold.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So what do you think?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I did you open it up because you're a bold
You're a bold guy.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
You crawled inside it and got comfortable, ready to spring
out of there if somebody opened it. Let me just
say that this box is probably two and a half
to three feet long, it's probably a foot and a
half high, and it's probably depth front to back, probably
about foot and a half to two feet. But you've
been working on Japanese interval walking and being a contortionist,

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you should be able to fit in that. Yeah. Plus
I've been taking those online classes from rubber Boy. Yeah, yep.
One of the greatest halftime acts.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'd say number two, right there behind Red Panda, who
we are giving our thoughts and prayers too.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
She gets better. How's she doing?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
By the way, she's coming, I'm back on the unicycle back.
I think she tried three plates and tomorrow four and
went down top of each other. By the time the
season starts, fifteen plates on her head.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I hear you saying thoughts and prayers, but I've never
seen you pray for her. You've never asked us to
put a bower heads, and you prayed for Red Panda.
I think you're I don't think you're really praying for it. Yeah,
I think you're fronting KT well.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't think she would have respect my standard form
of prayer. Her prayer is different.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Maybe you can lead us in prayer later, do you
guys ever wonder about how these halftime acts get to
where they are, Like drive, what's that?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's so good?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Man, that's pretty good. Today he's like one seventeen, but
that was legit. He's on a role in this segment.
His first segment was atrocious, but pleasure Chest that dad
joke keeps crushing it right game. Yeah, it is a
get right right a lot like the Jets. Yeah, so,
uh so I've thought about this a lot. I'm like

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keet in a lot of NBA arenas watching halftime acts
and I'm like, how do you get to I'm going
to be on a twenty foot unicycle putting plates on
my head. There's got to be a journey. There's got
to be a starting point to how you get to that.
Or is there just like in the music business, Uh,
there's a and R people, right, they go out into

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the world and they discover bands right right sign to
a label. Is there some badass halftime guy who's like
just hanging out and Ranna's just juggling seventeen plates on
a unicycle and some back alley and like, you know,
I could see this on the big stage. Yeah, at
halftime of sports events and It's like, Okay, she starts
on a small but at one point she's on a

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twenty foot unicycle. Where do you make that leap? And
how many dishes get broken before you can stack them
all on your head? Rubber Boy, for example, Yeah, we
know probably why he was trying to get himself in
that position the first place. I don't like the name,
but rubber Man and KT back to the unicycle thing.

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Aren't you on record saying you'd like to come back
in your next life and be a bike seat?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I think that'd be a great place to be in France,
especially with Red Panda. So anyways, man, I decided on
this pleasure chest is Kat called it. I decided to
take a picture and walk away from it. Oh no, okay.
In pulp fiction, there was a gimp into a box
just like that. Remember they unlocked it and the gimp.

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The gimp jumped out and had a ballgag in and everything.
I thought that someone was probably filming me waiting for
me to open it, and I was gonna end up. Yeah,
I just I took the picture and walked by. Okay.
Then I went into this studio that Ben and I
are working on we're insted in and I walked into
the engineer room and this picture was on the screen,

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And I want to know Kate Ben already knows what
it is. I want to know if kat and Christina
know what this picture is private Christina to describe it waiting.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Okay, it's a picture of a girl. It's just her face,
but she looks like she's experiencing something from the pleasure chest.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Now, Katie even slower, can you what do you think
that is? On zoom two?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It looks like a younger Jennifer Coolidge in one of
those beautiful agony videos.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
When I saw the picture, I didn't know if it
was a horror movie or if it was a porn
And then I was like, oh my god, because there
was a client that was going to see it by accident.
Oh no, and I was panicking. And then I looked
and right underneath it, it's a Miley Cyrus video. Okay,
nothing crazy, nothing crazy. But when I saw that picture frozen,

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I was like, gee, d it. We cannot be leaving
this stuff on a screen when clients are walking around.
So anyways, those were the two I'll post. I'll post
both of those pictures on on Twitter to see if
Elon will let anybody see it. There you go, all right.
Coming up next, it's the Move, the movies, the Moon,

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the new movies that are coming out this month, the
ones you need to know about. We'll do that next