August 22, 2025 • 9 mins
Join Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray (in spirit!) as they unpack the legendary “Poop Tooth” saga—a tale of sibling betrayal, basketball injuries, and a $6,000 veneer that mysteriously vanished overnight. What follows is a desperate search, a call to the dentist, and a horrifying suggestion involving a kitchen sifter and a toilet bowl.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You'll learn how you're yours. We'll be right back. All heard,
quick quit epic with I show. You're gone ruling it
GI except with similar sweet pursuing it huddled out shaw
shank through the sewer. Kid, Now what you're laying at
(00:22):
the eagle? Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock.
Got a habit for my house? A goat status. How
we're starting to get cratic shows that up multiplied like
a rabbit two end zone out.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Prank it up beat the habit. I won't hang out
with a friend rocking it on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My on moistpins talking on the radio. It's time to
to just walkin.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
All we got up.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
All the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Ah, yes, hello and welcome everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You are listening to the world famous Ben and Skin
Show on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Happy Friday, everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hope you have awesome plans this weekend, doing fun stuff
with people that you love, spending time with, making some memories.
Don't forget If you want to listen to our show
this weekend, you can. It's on the iHeart app. Just
search Ben and Skin and you could listen at night.
You can listen on the weekend. You make the rules
you're kind of a badass. Now Christina is no longer
with us, so we should probably just get that out
(01:28):
of the way. The people who are here are me,
Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin kt Turner, but Christina
mayshe rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Y'all want to do a tribute? I mean no, but
how that's a great question. What's the best tribute?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, why don't we if you're out there driving around
the Metroplex, just drive through Crandall and honk.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, I think that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You know, Kat, didn't you promise her that you were
going to get billboards up and crandall? That said at
home of Christina care cornbread Ray?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, I think that was a kind of a mayor contest, John,
did you all have the Crandall mayor on?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We did?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I drift through Crandall last Saturday? But well, I wasn't driving.
I was riding and I fell asleep, so I didn't
see much of it. Were you on your motorcycle? Uh? No,
I was in the backseat of a car. My wife
was driving. I was like, I'm gonna get in the
back and go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm dying for you to be a motorcycle guy. Nah,
I don't feel like that'd be good for me.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I feel like i'd get to top heavy.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Just like Dolly Parton. Yeah, back starts coming up. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So today we're not doing the Today Game. It's been canceled. Yeah,
and it's usually at four forty and you have to
listen live. But I did see that one of the
things on the Today Game today is that it's tooth
very day. Oh and so it reminded me of the
poop tooth story.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Kevin by Me, I.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Think you've been in that scenario before. I've not explained
the poop tooth story, Ben Well. The poop tooth story
is when I was growing up, I snuck my big
brother's car out and he got really mad at me
for doing that. And when I got home, god, I
want to say I was fifteen maybe, And when I
got home, he punched me in the mouth and snapped
(03:15):
one of my teeth in half. Okay, one of my
very front teeth. So I had to get a veneer
over that tooth. And many years later, I was playing
pickup basketball and a guy we know named Travi hit
me square in the mouth with an elbow unbelievably, had
you snuck his car out, No, and it snapped the
(03:38):
veneer in half and half of the root tooth that
was holding the veneer.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That sounds really painful, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And that cost I think it was six thousand dollars
and my dental insurance wouldn't cover it because they said
that it was cosmetic.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Cosmetic.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, like it was already a fake too, and so
it's a veneer, And so I had to go pay cash,
like six thousand dollars to make sure that I didn't
have like a straight up missing front tooth.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
On Michael's straighthand gap.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I bet today that would cost anywhere between twelve and
fifteen thousand dollars. And I'm not even adjusting it for
normal inflation. My dad was going through an emergency root
canal situation yesterday and weighing options, and the numbers they
were coming back at him with were just astronomical. I bet,
if you wanted to do one cosmetic veneer today, I
(04:32):
bet it's twelve to fifteen thousand dollars, if not more,
it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So I had already gone through that with my insurance
company and knew that it's cosmetic, so if I had
to replace the veneer, I was looking at six thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Ugh.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So one night I was sleeping and I woke up
the next day, so something feels funny in my mouth
and I went to smile in the mirror before I
brushed my teeth, and I was missing that ear and
so I was like, oh, yeah, okay, so it must
(05:06):
be in the bed somewhere. Where do I find it?
I reached out to my dentist and they were like,
I was like, you guys have already run the mold
on that. I'm sure I don't have to go get
fitted for it and all that stuff again. Can you
just make another one? And they're like, no, it's the
whole process again. It's going to be whatever the cost
was the first time.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
God.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So, because it wasn't glued on tight enough, I needed
to go find it in my bed or I was
going to be out six thousand dollars again.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So twelve thousand dollars cash on it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
One tooth oh Man because of an elbow and a
punch that I deserved.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
So I deserve the punch, not the elbow. Not the elbow.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I think it might have been I think you could
have written it off as a business expense, because a
salesperson needs that tooth. Yeah, And so I looked far
and wide in my bed and could not find it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And so I called the dentist back.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm like, I don't know what to do, Like I
can't find it, and they said, well, this is not uncommon.
It's very possible that you swallowed it in your sleep.
And I was like, okay, so how does that help us?
There said, well, what people have been known to do
in these situations is to go get a sifter out
of the kitchen, oh man, and defecate through the sifter,
(06:19):
like put it between the pood delivery and the water
in the toilet and like you're digging for gold. And
depending on how frugal you are, you may keep that
sifter and just make sure you wash it in the dishwasher.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Did you give you any like it'll take you two days,
three days for it to pass.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh, it's got to be your one day. But he
doesn't just go right through your body, that does. Yeah.
I don't. I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I don't remember that part of it because I was
so distracted by do I save six thousand dollars and
put a tooth that has been pooped out of my
body back in my mouth. And they were like, oh, yeah,
you know, we we can sanitize it and everything and
it's it'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm like, yeah, but will it?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And my wife will always know, and I'll always know,
and anyone I've told will always know. You don't want
to have a dead tooth, and you don't want to
have a poop tooth. Yeah, and even if it looks good,
everyone knows, man, that is a poop tooth. And you
taste it every day, all day every day. You even
if you can't, your brain thinks you taste it. And
(07:22):
you have to take an ad out to let everybody
know that you have a poop tooth. So at Billboard
that six thousand dollars or whatever the number is. You
have to decide, like everybody has a number. Like if
that was Dirk Noviski, you know who's super wealthy, you know,
or Dak or CD or any any pro athletes who've
(07:44):
made a ton of money, they would just say, yeah,
I'll just get a new tooth.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's six grand I don't care.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Dirk is frugal though, but he when that tooth of
what was that guy's named Carl Lander. So it's like
somebody that has a lot of money would just be yeah, man,
I'll just pay for a new tooth. What there's no question,
I'm not gonna go sift it out. But if you
don't have a lot of money like me, if you're
a radio guy, you're like, eh, what is that number?
(08:15):
So if I told you it's fifty bucks to replace
the tooth, you just replace the tooth.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
If I tell you it's one thousand dollars to replace
the tooth, you just replace the tooth. Probably, But if
I tell you it's ten thousand dollars or twenty thousand
dollars or fifty thousand, like, where is the number? What
is your poop tooth number? It's twenty five hundred. I'll
take the risk that I'll just be I like that
you have one.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'll try to be the next straight hand.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It's not a gap gap, it's a missing tooth, like
you will look homeless or a meth addict.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Anyways, text that it's okay, Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We don't have a text message thing here, so just
text into the fan and let them know two, one, four, seven,
eight seven, one oh five three, What is your poop
tooth number? What's the numnumber at which you'd go ahead
and buy it? And what's the number in which you're like, Nope,
I'll just go ahead and sift, yeah, and direct it
to chia follow yep. Coming up next, it's things skin
is tracking. Where are you gonna take us? I can't
believe people are worked up about this.
You'll learn how you're yours. We'll be right back. All heard,
quick quit epic with I show. You're gone ruling it
GI except with similar sweet pursuing it huddled out shaw
shank through the sewer. Kid, Now what you're laying at
(00:22):
the eagle? Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock.
Got a habit for my house? A goat status. How
we're starting to get cratic shows that up multiplied like
a rabbit two end zone out.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Prank it up beat the habit. I won't hang out
with a friend rocking it on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My on moistpins talking on the radio. It's time to
to just walkin.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
All we got up.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
All the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Ah, yes, hello and welcome everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You are listening to the world famous Ben and Skin
Show on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Happy Friday, everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hope you have awesome plans this weekend, doing fun stuff
with people that you love, spending time with, making some memories.
Don't forget If you want to listen to our show
this weekend, you can. It's on the iHeart app. Just
search Ben and Skin and you could listen at night.
You can listen on the weekend. You make the rules
you're kind of a badass. Now Christina is no longer
with us, so we should probably just get that out
(01:28):
of the way. The people who are here are me,
Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin kt Turner, but Christina
mayshe rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Y'all want to do a tribute? I mean no, but
how that's a great question. What's the best tribute?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, why don't we if you're out there driving around
the Metroplex, just drive through Crandall and honk.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, I think that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You know, Kat, didn't you promise her that you were
going to get billboards up and crandall? That said at
home of Christina care cornbread Ray?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, I think that was a kind of a mayor contest, John,
did you all have the Crandall mayor on?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We did?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I drift through Crandall last Saturday? But well, I wasn't driving.
I was riding and I fell asleep, so I didn't
see much of it. Were you on your motorcycle? Uh? No,
I was in the backseat of a car. My wife
was driving. I was like, I'm gonna get in the
back and go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm dying for you to be a motorcycle guy. Nah,
I don't feel like that'd be good for me.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I feel like i'd get to top heavy.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Just like Dolly Parton. Yeah, back starts coming up. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So today we're not doing the Today Game. It's been canceled. Yeah,
and it's usually at four forty and you have to
listen live. But I did see that one of the
things on the Today Game today is that it's tooth
very day. Oh and so it reminded me of the
poop tooth story.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Kevin by Me, I.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Think you've been in that scenario before. I've not explained
the poop tooth story, Ben Well. The poop tooth story
is when I was growing up, I snuck my big
brother's car out and he got really mad at me
for doing that. And when I got home, god, I
want to say I was fifteen maybe, And when I
got home, he punched me in the mouth and snapped
(03:15):
one of my teeth in half. Okay, one of my
very front teeth. So I had to get a veneer
over that tooth. And many years later, I was playing
pickup basketball and a guy we know named Travi hit
me square in the mouth with an elbow unbelievably, had
you snuck his car out, No, and it snapped the
(03:38):
veneer in half and half of the root tooth that
was holding the veneer.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That sounds really painful, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And that cost I think it was six thousand dollars
and my dental insurance wouldn't cover it because they said
that it was cosmetic.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Cosmetic.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, like it was already a fake too, and so
it's a veneer, And so I had to go pay cash,
like six thousand dollars to make sure that I didn't
have like a straight up missing front tooth.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
On Michael's straighthand gap.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I bet today that would cost anywhere between twelve and
fifteen thousand dollars. And I'm not even adjusting it for
normal inflation. My dad was going through an emergency root
canal situation yesterday and weighing options, and the numbers they
were coming back at him with were just astronomical. I bet,
if you wanted to do one cosmetic veneer today, I
(04:32):
bet it's twelve to fifteen thousand dollars, if not more,
it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So I had already gone through that with my insurance
company and knew that it's cosmetic, so if I had
to replace the veneer, I was looking at six thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Ugh.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So one night I was sleeping and I woke up
the next day, so something feels funny in my mouth
and I went to smile in the mirror before I
brushed my teeth, and I was missing that ear and
so I was like, oh, yeah, okay, so it must
(05:06):
be in the bed somewhere. Where do I find it?
I reached out to my dentist and they were like,
I was like, you guys have already run the mold
on that. I'm sure I don't have to go get
fitted for it and all that stuff again. Can you
just make another one? And they're like, no, it's the
whole process again. It's going to be whatever the cost
was the first time.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
God.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So, because it wasn't glued on tight enough, I needed
to go find it in my bed or I was
going to be out six thousand dollars again.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So twelve thousand dollars cash on it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
One tooth oh Man because of an elbow and a
punch that I deserved.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
So I deserve the punch, not the elbow. Not the elbow.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I think it might have been I think you could
have written it off as a business expense, because a
salesperson needs that tooth. Yeah, And so I looked far
and wide in my bed and could not find it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And so I called the dentist back.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm like, I don't know what to do, Like I
can't find it, and they said, well, this is not uncommon.
It's very possible that you swallowed it in your sleep.
And I was like, okay, so how does that help us?
There said, well, what people have been known to do
in these situations is to go get a sifter out
of the kitchen, oh man, and defecate through the sifter,
(06:19):
like put it between the pood delivery and the water
in the toilet and like you're digging for gold. And
depending on how frugal you are, you may keep that
sifter and just make sure you wash it in the dishwasher.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Did you give you any like it'll take you two days,
three days for it to pass.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh, it's got to be your one day. But he
doesn't just go right through your body, that does. Yeah.
I don't. I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I don't remember that part of it because I was
so distracted by do I save six thousand dollars and
put a tooth that has been pooped out of my
body back in my mouth. And they were like, oh, yeah,
you know, we we can sanitize it and everything and
it's it'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm like, yeah, but will it?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And my wife will always know, and I'll always know,
and anyone I've told will always know. You don't want
to have a dead tooth, and you don't want to
have a poop tooth. Yeah, and even if it looks good,
everyone knows, man, that is a poop tooth. And you
taste it every day, all day every day. You even
if you can't, your brain thinks you taste it. And
(07:22):
you have to take an ad out to let everybody
know that you have a poop tooth. So at Billboard
that six thousand dollars or whatever the number is. You
have to decide, like everybody has a number. Like if
that was Dirk Noviski, you know who's super wealthy, you know,
or Dak or CD or any any pro athletes who've
(07:44):
made a ton of money, they would just say, yeah,
I'll just get a new tooth.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's six grand I don't care.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Dirk is frugal though, but he when that tooth of
what was that guy's named Carl Lander. So it's like
somebody that has a lot of money would just be yeah, man,
I'll just pay for a new tooth. What there's no question,
I'm not gonna go sift it out. But if you
don't have a lot of money like me, if you're
a radio guy, you're like, eh, what is that number?
(08:15):
So if I told you it's fifty bucks to replace
the tooth, you just replace the tooth.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
If I tell you it's one thousand dollars to replace
the tooth, you just replace the tooth. Probably, But if
I tell you it's ten thousand dollars or twenty thousand
dollars or fifty thousand, like, where is the number? What
is your poop tooth number? It's twenty five hundred. I'll
take the risk that I'll just be I like that
you have one.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'll try to be the next straight hand.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It's not a gap gap, it's a missing tooth, like
you will look homeless or a meth addict.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Anyways, text that it's okay, Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We don't have a text message thing here, so just
text into the fan and let them know two, one, four, seven,
eight seven, one oh five three, What is your poop
tooth number? What's the numnumber at which you'd go ahead
and buy it? And what's the number in which you're like, Nope,
I'll just go ahead and sift, yeah, and direct it
to chia follow yep. Coming up next, it's things skin
is tracking. Where are you gonna take us? I can't
believe people are worked up about this.
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