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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Bin and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle,
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Speaker 2 (00:53):
Playoff time. But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Big.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
On Friday, we did a little pregame show for what
was the SNL joke Swap because it was the final
episode of season fifty of Saturday Night Live on Saturday.
And this is a bit that I think even if
you're not like a fan of SNL, I think you're
pretty aware of this thanks to YouTube and just how
things go viral.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's a pop culture phenomena.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, I've seen this thing of just two guys writing
jokes for each other that they've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I have a question. No, the guys have seen each
other before. The jokes have not been seen before. The
jokes have not been seen before. Yeah, I have a
question for you. Elated on Friday when we talked about
this that there may be some big announcements about who
is or is it coming back?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I did not see. Did anything come out over the weekend?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
No, and the entire episode, including in the opening monologue,
they were trolling everyone who was talking about this, okay
because they and the opening monologue one of the up
and coming cast members of Sarah Sherman uh huh, and
made a big joke about her leaving and she's like, what.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Where you guys reading? I saw that that's pretty good
in every sketch. Oh, yeah, she's amazing. She's the bum.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
And uh so the weekend update, though I was thinking
Colin Jose is that the heavy favorite just because he's
been there since two thousand and five.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, he's about to be in a movie with Nate Bargatzi.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Like he's he's got opportunity, He's got Yeah, he hosts
pop Culture Jeopardy, he's married to scourge It.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He can do whatever he wants.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Uh So I do have another question about all this,
just overall, what did you rate the episode?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
But not good?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Okay, one of the one of the worst of the
entire seaies in your Face Christina, Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, I mean it was fine, and I'm back in
your Face team.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't saw twenty and have a document up on
my computer right now that says the top fifty sketches
of you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Are so lucky to be married you would get no
ass It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It's either that or I'm a serial killer. It's somewhere
in between. Yeah. Okay, so right out the gate, this
is this hat. We all know what's happening, and I'm
sitting there going this could be the last time I'm
looking for clues. And I don't think I enjoyed it
because I think I was looking too hard to see
if someone was going to be you know, going away.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
So this is how it starts, and uh, I will
say before this starts, I do think that Colin.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Did get the win okay this week, but so the
judge's score gave him a higher score.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Here's how it begins.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We have a tradition here where chan I give each
other jokes tree at the end of the season read.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Jokes live one air that the other person has never
seen before.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
But before we start, it's SNL's fiftieth season. So I
want to take a moment to say something to our boss,
Lorren michaels.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Lorn.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Retire bitch, let me run the show.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Wow, I'll the gay Colin.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Which is something that gets written about, you know, once
every three months. Right, you know who's gonna take over
the show when Warren quits because eighty Wow really and
he looks terrible, like he's like he's shrinking.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He doesn't look terrible, he looks eighty yeah, he looks
eighty yeah. Just take that back, all right. So then Colin,
after he does that, has to do this. Maybe you
should just tell you a first joke? How about that?
Oh I do another?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, tell a joke man.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
CBS has premiered the first hour long daytime soap opera
with a predominantly black cast. It'll air when black people
are home from work twenty four hours a day. Since
you like that, here's another. CBS has premiered the first
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half hour long daytime soap opera with a predominantly black cast.
It's called All My Children Don't Know who they're Daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Michael just laughing at him. He is holding up a
foam finger. He is, all right. Here's Colin Revenge moving.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
There trying to stop teenagers from screaming and throwing popcorn
during the Minecraft scene with the chicken jock you because
some of us are trying to masturbate.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Seriously, Minecraft was a great movie. I haven't been that excited.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Since I saw a white woman drink unattended.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Basically caused him, so you know, I rode fun right,
yeah right, yeah man.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
A new study finds that the hoots and grunts of
Bonobo's show signs of complex thoughts similar to human language.
Oh so like that awful halftime show.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh my god, Jesus, Yeah, dude, that definitely sounded like
some old white people.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah then Colin, well he's set it up, but Michael
has to bring Scarlet out to sit next to Michael.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yes, okay, boy, I tell another joke.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I want to take this opportunity to apologize to someone.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I heard, Scarlet, can you come out here?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
You know last time we did jokeswap, I may Colin
do some tasteless jokes comparing her vagina to Costco roast beef.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I remember that.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
The fact is I was just lashing out because I'm jealous.
I've never even seen a human vagina. I noticed I
said human because I once spent the summer on a farm.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You feel me.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
It. It's embarrassed about my own body. I can't even
take my hoodie off during sex because I have more
nipples than.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
A pregnant dog. That about you.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I'm sorry too, because I owe you everything. When Colin
discovered me, I was selling crack outside and now look
at me selling crack outside the American girl dogs. I
sold thousands of jokes on updates and gotten dozens, but
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I've never said the three most important words of all,
I love you.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
That's the closest thing I got to a sign that
they might be leaving, because that last part is funny
still but like a little bit of something but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Man, they want them to be done.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I want them to stay because they go on these
incredible heaters. You're like, Jesus, they haven't missed tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's really the only thing that always connects. Yeah, it's
very rare.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I don't even recall the last time I saw the
WEEKDA up date and didn't think it was good.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
They're so good. Yeah, this one man.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Basically the play is simple. Michael is trying to get
Colin to say the N word on live TV. This
was amazing and you could see Scarlett go he that's
in there. I had to look this up. Steve Kerr
does have a son named Nick, does he really? He's
the coach of the G League team for the Warriors.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I did not know this. That's probably Nicholas. Yeah, he
is not amused by the jokes apparently that have been
made before SNL.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Apparently this is cheap and I didn't know that. I've
never heard this, but I mean this is something that's
been around for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah. I looked it up like you did. I was like,
there's no way. Yeah, it is amazing that the Kerr
family did not think that through.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, well maybe it's Nicholas, you know, and I know,
but when you look at up a Wikipedia, that's say.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Nick, I'm gonna dude. Yeah wow, Yeah, so this is dude.
The play clearly is he's trying to get him to
do it cool because he's reading it for the first time.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Qu Card Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr is
here with his family. I got to meet his son, Nick,
and I love Steve. I like Nick, but I wouldn't
say I'm a Nick Kerr lover.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Besides the boy, here's the crowds like groaning like come
on man. Yeah. Mike and I looked at each other
like what like Scarlet's like, oh my god, yeah, I
don't know. It might be a sick. I was kind
of celebrating all that. I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
It was.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And here's the last one I think is really good too.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Though some psychologists say adults can reduce stress by returning
to a childhood hobby, which is why I returned to
my favorite childhood hobby, topping off priests with my pretty
little mouth.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
God, and then someone for the Props department hands him
some lipstick and he puts it on his lips.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Speaking of which worn I'll do anything.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Not one of the best in my opinion overall, but
how do you top what happened last time?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And that is pretty edgy. So here's what I would say,
Here's why I want them to go and do something else.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Now, it's basically, each time he's gonna do race jokes,
and then each time, okay, I'm gonna do some sort
of I'm a sexual predator thing.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
At eleven times, it's it's time to do something else.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And it's they're basically they're, you know, Boston doing a
concert and they have to play more than a feeling,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
But just because everyone does and they've skipped it before,
you know how, they have and it's disappointing.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Everyone's looking forward to it.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, but just because we don't know that anyone's living there,
we're no big announcements like or anything. It doesn't mean
like this show is very fluid and they make decisions
in August sometimes.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So I feel like, what's the dude's name that does trump?
James Austin, James Austin Johnson. Okay, I feel like he
always nails Trump. But my wife made the comments. She goes,
I think that's the best one I've ever seen him do.
Did you have any particular feeling on the opening of
the show. I, I mean, I like the way it's going.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I mean, he's only going today break the fourth wall thing. Yeah,
whole year.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She was like, that's the best one he's done. He's
basically taking of I didn't. I don't want to do
this anymore, like.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He's tired of doing it. Yeah, right right, that's my
take on it. That's a good take, Kevin. Didn't you
think that was a good take by Kevin Christina? Excellent
takes coming this week from me. Okay, don't patronize him.
That's gonna do it for us. I hope you've enjoyed
the show. I hope everyone's careful out there. His weather's
swirling and continues to swirl. But I'll never forget the
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time KT had a chance to meet Delcas face to face.
He grabbed his doppler, He looked him dead in the eye,
and he.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Said, let's just keep our ears to the ground and
see see who we can come up with.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, and Delcas did not get much out of that,
all right, that's gonna do it for us. Christina is
gonna stick around and play music right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
There you going, Well, I'm gonna get my sock bag.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Dude had enough fun in games.