September 2, 2025 • 6 mins
"Why does Texas now limit you to just two sex dolls per person… and what happens if you own three?"In this hilariously unfiltered episode of The Ben and Skin Show, hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray dive headfirst into the strangest new laws hitting Texas this September—and it gets weird fast.From a “two-doll limit” for adults, the crew explores the absurdity of legislation that somehow places sex dolls right between abortion and the definition of man and woman. The conversation quickly spirals into bullpen metaphors, doll diversity debates, and the unforgettable question: “Does the Jackhammer 3000 wear a hard hat?”But that’s not all. The team also breaks down a viral moment from a Korn concert at MetLife Stadium, where one fan’s disturbing behavior in the upper deck had the crowd recoiling—and another concertgoer delivering a swift punch to the head. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly the kind of offbeat storytelling that makes this show a must-listen.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you excited? Featuring veteran news anchor kt fun tweets.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, thank you. Today is September second, So once September begins,
the new laws come into focus. And uh there's a
few laws that have a hit here in Texas that
we should discuss, including, let's see, they've got the cell
phone band, the ten commandment sex dolls.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yep, after right after ten commandments. That's that's how they
listed that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Uh no, actually they snuck in sex dolls between abortion
and definition of a man and a woman.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's that's some heavy stuff there.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
A new law will make it criminal, a criminal offense
to own childlike sex dolls.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Good good, right, Yeah, that's such a fight. Yeah, that's
a difference.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Owning such a doll is now classified as a felony,
and possessing one with intent to promote it is a
third degree felony.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Promote it maybe like sell it, make it manager, But
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Okay, the person, yeah right, the person who's got a
child sex doll like, they're already yeah, and it's probably
done or doing worse.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, absolutely, instant death penalty. The company that makes such
a thing, yeah, probably for the whole staff. Probably black market.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's why that's where the promoting comes in, I bet,
because he's making that right.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good God, but I you know, I'd lived my whole
life until right now without knowing that that existed, And
now I'm just like, well, I agree.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's really disgusting to just now find that out, Like wait,
this this right?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But for for like what I'm talking about, like a
twenty four year old version of my wife. That's classy. Yeah,
but yeah, the problem is the problem is situation.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You kind of got to be married to that doll,
Ben because this new sex doll law here in Texas
establishes you can only have a limit of two sex
dolls per person. What if you get caught with three
sex dolls in your causet, you are going to jail.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
There's no variety. But that's why you take someone with you.
It's just like when you get you can only get
two drinks per person. Yeah, well you take a bunch
of people. Yeah. So you're saying that you can't have
a bullpen of sex dolls. You can't.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You can't have a you can't have you can have
a you can't have a foursome.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're gonna need a long reliever. You can have a triplets,
you can have twins. I agree. You do need a
full bullpen. Yeah, you need. You need a starter that's
gonna go heavy, get you a lot of innings. You
need a closer. I was about to say minutes, and
it was like wrong sports, that's the middle reliever doing well.
Long relief, dude, come in and get in a hold.
(02:45):
You need some long relief. Hold long relief. He man,
have you ever they might blow it? Yeah? You know.
I think the uh, the longer you're in a marriage,
I think think it's more likely that both sides agree
that both parties need their own sex doll. Like you
(03:05):
may not like you just may need to check out
some time. Hey do you think that? Yeah, like going
to the bullpen? Like uh, your wife? Yeah, honey. Do
you want the Jackhammer three thousand, the new model? You
can only have one? No, you can buy two? Earned
a hard at I remember getting freaked out when I
walked into the closet and there was a life sized
pool boy doll.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Is the Jackmammer three look like Bob the Builder?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Guys? Yep? Is that enough sex doll talk? Or can
we grow up? Well? So, are there getting I agree.
No one should have a problem with those rules, right,
I have a problem with the number allowed. Why are
they still arbitrary? Why do they worried like you can
have a sex robot but only egg, you don't have two?
That's to me, that's ridiculous. First part I get, But
(03:57):
that other part, what do we do? They're treading on
us a little it there? Yeah, right, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But if you had a friend that had more than
two sex dolls, but you not look at him in
a different way?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Why do you need more than two?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
First off, why do you even need one?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Okay, whatever you do, you but you need more than two.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You're gonna want to mix up the ethnicities.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Okay, Okay, it's just like I read.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You go to a site, there's multiple categories. You never know.
That's how you got to find a good site that
gives you today's selection. Yeah what, I don't know. I
can't do it anymore. Yeah, Texas is not. You're a
big swank magazine reader, right, dude, Stagg and swank. Those
grandma sex dolls are weird? Why because of the material
(04:49):
that SAgs? You know what I'm saying? Kevin I don't yep,
is it felt? What is that velvet?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So let's go to corn Corns planning. Can we grow
up and do a mature story for once? You want
Corn's playing to show up in that life stadium and
a guy got caught on camera buttering his cob.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's the way to make it mature. I actually saw
this video.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I did too, and it's weird because it looks like
he's just moving his leg real fast. You know, you
can't they don't show anything, but then you see the
people around him like disgusted, and so that's how you
know that, Okay, clearly he's doing something.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, what song? Was it? Freak on the Leash?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Okay, just like the beginning of their set.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Coming Undone.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, he was on the he was in the upper
upper section, oh no, and he was on the front
row oh no. Yeah. So like he's right on the edge,
you know, and uh, you could just see his hand
moving really quickly, and and then you watch all these
people just dis and seeing from him like, oh my god,
look at what that guy's doing. And then some guy
comes in and just punches him in the side of
(06:05):
the head.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's crazy. The guy looks insane too. His eyes are crazy.
He's out of his mind. He was loving that Corn
show so much.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's almost like a variation of a donkey. Yeah guy
is fortun You know. It does remind me of the
Wolf of Wall Street, remember that Yeah, when what's his name?
Is so turned on by Margot Hill and he just
can't contain it. It's in the middle of a party.
There's a difference in her and Corn. He could almost
(06:36):
he could almost understand Jonah Hill. All right, coming up next,
it's the big finish. We're just three minutes away from
the August show clips. Don't miss this Funny things that
have happened on our show in the last month.
Are you excited? Featuring veteran news anchor kt fun tweets.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, thank you. Today is September second, So once September begins,
the new laws come into focus. And uh there's a
few laws that have a hit here in Texas that
we should discuss, including, let's see, they've got the cell
phone band, the ten commandment sex dolls.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yep, after right after ten commandments. That's that's how they
listed that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Uh no, actually they snuck in sex dolls between abortion
and definition of a man and a woman.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's that's some heavy stuff there.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
A new law will make it criminal, a criminal offense
to own childlike sex dolls.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Good good, right, Yeah, that's such a fight. Yeah, that's
a difference.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Owning such a doll is now classified as a felony,
and possessing one with intent to promote it is a
third degree felony.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Promote it maybe like sell it, make it manager, But
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Okay, the person, yeah right, the person who's got a
child sex doll like, they're already yeah, and it's probably
done or doing worse.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, absolutely, instant death penalty. The company that makes such
a thing, yeah, probably for the whole staff. Probably black market.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's why that's where the promoting comes in, I bet,
because he's making that right.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good God, but I you know, I'd lived my whole
life until right now without knowing that that existed, And
now I'm just like, well, I agree.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's really disgusting to just now find that out, Like wait,
this this right?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But for for like what I'm talking about, like a
twenty four year old version of my wife. That's classy. Yeah,
but yeah, the problem is the problem is situation.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You kind of got to be married to that doll,
Ben because this new sex doll law here in Texas
establishes you can only have a limit of two sex
dolls per person. What if you get caught with three
sex dolls in your causet, you are going to jail.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
There's no variety. But that's why you take someone with you.
It's just like when you get you can only get
two drinks per person. Yeah, well you take a bunch
of people. Yeah. So you're saying that you can't have
a bullpen of sex dolls. You can't.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You can't have a you can't have you can have
a you can't have a foursome.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're gonna need a long reliever. You can have a triplets,
you can have twins. I agree. You do need a
full bullpen. Yeah, you need. You need a starter that's
gonna go heavy, get you a lot of innings. You
need a closer. I was about to say minutes, and
it was like wrong sports, that's the middle reliever doing well.
Long relief, dude, come in and get in a hold.
(02:45):
You need some long relief. Hold long relief. He man,
have you ever they might blow it? Yeah? You know.
I think the uh, the longer you're in a marriage,
I think think it's more likely that both sides agree
that both parties need their own sex doll. Like you
(03:05):
may not like you just may need to check out
some time. Hey do you think that? Yeah, like going
to the bullpen? Like uh, your wife? Yeah, honey. Do
you want the Jackhammer three thousand, the new model? You
can only have one? No, you can buy two? Earned
a hard at I remember getting freaked out when I
walked into the closet and there was a life sized
pool boy doll.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Is the Jackmammer three look like Bob the Builder?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Guys? Yep? Is that enough sex doll talk? Or can
we grow up? Well? So, are there getting I agree.
No one should have a problem with those rules, right,
I have a problem with the number allowed. Why are
they still arbitrary? Why do they worried like you can
have a sex robot but only egg, you don't have two?
That's to me, that's ridiculous. First part I get, But
(03:57):
that other part, what do we do? They're treading on
us a little it there? Yeah, right, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But if you had a friend that had more than
two sex dolls, but you not look at him in
a different way?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Why do you need more than two?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
First off, why do you even need one?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Okay, whatever you do, you but you need more than two.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You're gonna want to mix up the ethnicities.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Okay, Okay, it's just like I read.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You go to a site, there's multiple categories. You never know.
That's how you got to find a good site that
gives you today's selection. Yeah what, I don't know. I
can't do it anymore. Yeah, Texas is not. You're a
big swank magazine reader, right, dude, Stagg and swank. Those
grandma sex dolls are weird? Why because of the material
(04:49):
that SAgs? You know what I'm saying? Kevin I don't yep,
is it felt? What is that velvet?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So let's go to corn Corns planning. Can we grow
up and do a mature story for once? You want
Corn's playing to show up in that life stadium and
a guy got caught on camera buttering his cob.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's the way to make it mature. I actually saw
this video.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I did too, and it's weird because it looks like
he's just moving his leg real fast. You know, you
can't they don't show anything, but then you see the
people around him like disgusted, and so that's how you
know that, Okay, clearly he's doing something.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, what song? Was it? Freak on the Leash?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Okay, just like the beginning of their set.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Coming Undone.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, he was on the he was in the upper
upper section, oh no, and he was on the front
row oh no. Yeah. So like he's right on the edge,
you know, and uh, you could just see his hand
moving really quickly, and and then you watch all these
people just dis and seeing from him like, oh my god,
look at what that guy's doing. And then some guy
comes in and just punches him in the side of
(06:05):
the head.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's crazy. The guy looks insane too. His eyes are crazy.
He's out of his mind. He was loving that Corn
show so much.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's almost like a variation of a donkey. Yeah guy
is fortun You know. It does remind me of the
Wolf of Wall Street, remember that Yeah, when what's his name?
Is so turned on by Margot Hill and he just
can't contain it. It's in the middle of a party.
There's a difference in her and Corn. He could almost
(06:36):
he could almost understand Jonah Hill. All right, coming up next,
it's the big finish. We're just three minutes away from
the August show clips. Don't miss this Funny things that
have happened on our show in the last month.
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