October 23, 2025 • 17 mins
"What happens when a sports blogger walks into a fake radio show hosted by a mosquito and a flatulent ex-athlete named The Hulk?"In this absolutely unhinged and unforgettable episode of The Ben and Skin Show, hosts Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray unleash the maiden voyage of their most legendary prank segment: Mosquito and The Hulk. What starts as a seemingly normal sports interview with a Bengals blogger quickly spirals into a chaotic buffet of fart jokes, fake sponsors, and freestyle raps.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hbos, it's time to go into the bidding schedule.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Worry about motion, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We love pranking people, Honestly, I think it's my favorite
thing that we do as a show. And the idea
that we can make fun of our industry by making
fun of some ridiculous radio shows and dumbass pairings of hosts, specifically.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Sports talk radio is easy to make fun of.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And along the way, as we started, you know, establishing
our show and doing more interviews with people from all
over the country, we realized that, man, you can get
just about any blogger or writer that covers a team
to come on your show.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
God bless New Media, and.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You don't even they don't even do a lot of
researchers to find out what the show is they're going
to be on. They're just so excited. Oh my god,
I got asked to be on a show in Dallas
Fort Worth. Yeah. And so we realized that KT could
book these guests to jump on with us and they
would agree to come on before they even knew what
show they were going to be on with. And so
over the years we've had all these different sports bloggers
come on our show and we prank them and they
(01:01):
ended up being on a fake show, a show that
we've totally made up with characters. And we've had a
bunch of weird ones over the years, but one of
them is Mosquito and the Hulk. And what is the
mosquito's name, Moscato, Mosquito Mascott. A guy named Mike Moscato,
the Mosquito loosely based on Pat O'Brien, the old you know,
(01:24):
and he does a show with a guy named the
Hulk who may be a former player, we don't know.
He's a huge, fat guy with a lot of farting
and weight problems. And the show is called The Sports
Buffet with a Mosquito and the whole Mosquito.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And so this you're saying, the first this is.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
The first first one, Yeah, because we heard that there's
a show in Austin called the Sports Buffet and we're like.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Come on, man, I think we found out there was
a Sports Buffet after we did this.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Okay, uh So here's the first part of the very
first ever Mosquito in the Hulk with a Mingles blogger.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Oh what a glorious afternoon here on the Sports Buffet.
We're obviously excited because after several weeks. It seems like forever.
The Hulk is back in Hulk, you look great after
dropping that one to seventy five.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Brother? You know, losing one hundred and seventy five pounds
For most of y'all, y'all lose your whole body. But
for me, I'm down under five hundred. Feel better than
I ever felt in years. Feel good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well, we were good.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
We were worried about your brother. We're so excited to
have you back. And as you know, well, the Hulk
is God. We don't have the signature call. Let's get
the signature call.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Brother Hope. Oh my god, he does that? Pull up
a plate.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Let's eat joining us now from since he juggled the
SB Nation blog?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Is Conner?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
How on that Bengals beat? We'll be talking cowboys, biggles.
How you doing Cotter? Oh, we're doing so good. It's
great to have you on. Let's give Connor this signature call.
Hold Hope, boob, he is back and we are ready
to rock and roll.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Let's jump in down. What kind of a road teaber?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The Bengals, I mean.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
The Bengals are I think a better home team than
a road team. I don't think they're necessarily that bound
the road.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah I got I got Andy Dauton on my fantasy team.
What's his bye?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Week by week?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Week nine?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
One of the things we talked about on the shows,
we talked about food because I love food, everybody said
the big Fat Man little food.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Of course, I love food. Do you like food? I
love food? What's your favorite? I mean?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
I like pizza Mexican?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
If I told you you're on a deserted island, you
got one one last meal and a half forever, you
got a chose one thing, You're gonna eat it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What would that food be if you only eat this one.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Thing time today?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh my god, he's a pizza guy, I said.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You know, for me, the first thing I thought I
was pizza rolls. Oh yeah, pizza rolls are good. I
used to have the egg rolls too, but they order
don't find those very much anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Do you like pizza rolls?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
The pizza rolls are bad ass?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, Well I like that concept you're bringing up, hope.
Would you like to be alone on a dessert island?
You know there's a nothing but dessert saw that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Island fat joke man.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, Jo, we're rolling with the whole Key's.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Back, Hope Boom, getting rolling in the sports buffet're talking
food and football with our mad.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Mad conter for the Sinsy Jungle SB, they should block
quizz man, how much do you weigh? Well? About two twenty?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Sorry? How much you wait?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Something in?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
One?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Seventy one eighty kind of fluctuates.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Man, what's the fattest you've ever been?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Great question?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Probably ninety.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I remember as a young man, I'd take three dups
a day. Are you pretty regularly?
Speaker 7 (04:44):
I feel like I do it a healthy amount. I
don't really.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Count ye, yeah, but if you had to guess how
many how many do you take?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Probably wanted to per day?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I like to wake up and take two right off
the bat man that is blowing it, but you know
it has a lot going on. But uh, I'll take two.
I get out of the house, get get to work,
take one at work. I'm usually free before your noon.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I'm telling you, Connor, but before he had his surgery,
sometimes we'd have to run the interviews from earlier the
day is the Hulk would make a bathroom run kind
of tear it up.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Over there big boy. As you guys know, everybody got
a big friend at his gas and Gas is part
of it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But but back to the Bengals, you do think they
feel that Prescott like the legitimately in that loin sphere
playing deck.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
I mean to be really all.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
The big sports topic, the sports buffet, Steve the skin
of the scatto at the Hulk, rigging it to your
mid days and of course a brand new sponsor, uh
the Hulk is signed on with Gas Acts.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Thank you gas as for supporting the Hulk.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, you know, and I want to say the folks
are with Gas actually changed my life in a lot
of ways. If my colleagues didn't appreciate the way I
carry myself before, but I wasn't trying to do anything.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It was a big man. And yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all
be kind. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
There's a byproduct the way.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, man, So I feel good and it really appreciate
them over agains.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He shall y'all real, excuse me? All right, I hope
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
All right, there's a lot more to go on.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
This right, Oh yeah, we'll figure up the party conclusion
to this, uh.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
In just over three minutes.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
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Speaker 4 (06:49):
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Speaker 3 (06:50):
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Words don't do it justice like it in Solana. We're
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Speaker 4 (07:06):
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Speaker 3 (07:08):
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Speaker 4 (07:29):
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Speaker 3 (07:31):
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Speaker 4 (07:45):
It's going to be awesome. Right now, it's time for
this kill and that's big, really big. We were just
wrapping up.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
We're just playing the Mosquito in the Hulk with a
Bengals blogger from way back in the day.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
This is the first ever Mosquito in the Hulk maiden voyage.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And where we left you off was the Hulk it
just kind of started farting talking about some of his
weight issues. They had promoted the sponsored gas X. This
is where the whole thing really gets crazy and how
I think Mosquito and the Hulk became an instant classic.
And we'll go down and bend and skin and lower.
All right, here's part two of Mosquito and the Hulk.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
How do you slow the Bengals down?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I mean, hopefully saw aj Green, which is easiest. Seven time.
I know the cowboys are giving up Hulp significant yards
in the air. The past two weeks they gave up
last thirty four before they give up a week before
they give up against the Bears.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, yep, are you okay? I apologize that one. You
want to ask that question again? We can edit that.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, accidentally, Lord, it's a could you ask that question
and be so kind of answer?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
We'll add it out.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I apologize the crazy okay, So Cordor, just pick up
like I just asked you before the whole started farting,
like I just asked you that offensive question.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
All right, go ahead, So yeah, you guys a green on,
you know, with no quarterbacks and right now.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Lord, oh my god, that would actually smell. It was ridiculous. Condor,
I don't know if you've ever been in this situation.
The whole can't control themselves about. That's a small studio too,
And I apologize. I'm working through this. That's how you know,
management had me take the six weeks off. You know, great,
well one to five hundred now, but I still.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Got you know, a lot to work with. But you
I apologize to be professional though.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Now Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll say.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Ain't nobody anybody in here farts?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Sure, we just try to not do it all the air.
We did it all fart, Cotter, you have you have
gas problems? Catter, You make me feel bad. No, no, tell
me about how green is going on there?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, he's good a football it.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh my god, hunk, what was ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Please proceed? Excuse me, but let's move on.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Sorry, Cadter, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, just like we will take all this out. Hold
on one b.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
We can't take the smell out. I promise you that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
One more.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
God, the codder of the windows are fogging up into
the studio.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Right, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, it is clowning me. Now, no clown me. Now,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Don't let me catch you. I probably can't catch you.
But if I do, you ain't gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I'm worried about. Is there a swamp in your underwear
right now?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You know what I'm saying. Let's finish, apologize. That's the
last one.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Go ahead, go ahead, God, bless you man, Jesus, that
gas axis really really work?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Holy, go ahead, go ahead, Catter. Hey, if you got
a fart, hell, just let it all out, you say, Hell,
we roll.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I take exception to that man trying to be professional,
you know, And this young man is kind enough to
jump on and okay, I apologize to both of you.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Anologize to be whole. I'll I'll roll with you anywhere. Brother,
not professional, but it's a medical you know. Everybody wants
to make jokes. It's a medical farting situation, you know.
I like, I'd like for Cotter to give the signature
call Hulk. Why don't you give it that?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Cotter?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
You drop a signature?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Man, you don't want to do that?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Cotter? Do you want to do it?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I don't mind.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Man, you the best man, I hear. What you got
to do is get down a little with it. Can
you go get down next to the flow. You got
to bring in any let it go and you just
do it like this right like this, just so.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Hope.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Damn, that was strong, Codter. Can you rockwood for us?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Give us on board. See if you gets squeezed.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Camp all right, make fun of me. Man's uncomfortable. I
don't want you.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I don't want you to shark, but you know you
out that'd be great. Just give it a whirl.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
My name is the Hope. Ahead the bus flows. I
like older ladies and on the front row. And if
I get your home, baby, anything goes this is just
another another another one of those it'll free styles.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That I dropped like dollary. Pardon sorry right now, big
and I'm parting.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But that's all good because I'm going to keep going
as long as Connor is down to just keep flowing.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Cutter, I can't do you can't flow.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Come on, y'all making fun of me, and now I'm
going to my strength. Yeah, and one of my strengths
has been able to flow. And you ya, so okay.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
They just do some pros, you guys.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Make fun of a medical condition.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And as soon as I bring it over onto my
side something that I do really well, y'all back off.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And y'all can't do it now.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
That I was a beat boxing you do have some
Thank you brother, Thank you brother.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
All right, I mean whatever you want, give it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
A shot right here, wrap about just try.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Just try. You don't know until you try. Son.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You gotta get in there, man, I can't out. I'll
pass it off to you, all right. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, here it comes a jew who ain't never wrapped.
He's about to get on this fact track. He's gonna
go ahead and bring it from the bottom of his loins.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But don't pull your groins.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
My name is the whole, and I'm here right now,
y'all don't understand. I'm gonna show your how that you
bust a rhyme when you float from the dome. I'm
just recently back here from my home. But my whole
car smelled like a bunch of folks. When I PLoP
up pitch in the morning, I'm a pop tart and
I get out the toast and rosa, and it's now
time to call at my rosa.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
She's the girls that I used to date.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Now you don't like me, in fact, you want to
hate you, get on Facebook cause he talks noise saying,
oh my underwear is the strolled.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
I got yeah, yeah, right now boom hey got that.
That's some strong signature, Hope. Talking to our buddy cot
Her in the City Juggle blog. What record will the
Beagles have this year?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I didn't write this down? What is the bye
week for them?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Again?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Could?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I don't?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I do have don't And I need to write this down.
Hold on because your back up? Who are you to play?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Man?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Probably I picked up Simeon. You know, don't got red hair,
but he can he can bawl.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Though all right, t get a counter in the city
jungle boo. Lord, you know those are little squeakers. I
wonder if the gas that really had a strong effect.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Y'all. I tell y'all make me uncomfortable. Y'all really want
me to bring it.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I want you to break it.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Hey, nobody's offended or nothing, and nobody gonna tell management
that I'm being unprofessional again.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Godters are due, best friend, man, I want to hear
you ripped that I got con.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You're not gonna call the station say nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Fourth of July Grand Finale fireworks. So I'll put on
the far show, right now, let's do it. Give me
a beat box and I'll do it on beat. Hell yeah,
I'll try.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That was.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
The off beat, the offbeat, come on home. Oh that
was basy like the base fart. Holy those paper that
was a bad, bad idea. Y'all brought out the worst
and me for real, Oh got it got wet here
at the sports buffet, Cotter. Before we let you go,
(16:07):
let's hear your prediction of the big game Cowboys, Biggles.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
I say, let's say twenty four to seventeen. I think
a J Fried is the secondary maybe.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, State Fair Texas is going on there, man fried
just about anything. I once had a fried butterstick.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Oh my god, I call it the State Frid of Texas.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah, yeah, all right, that's gonna do it for our good.
But sorry, can we let Cotder go without fart?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
N any wore?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I apologize.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
My phone?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh my god, Cutter, I apologize. I don't know, but
I'm glad to be back. One more, one more, hold up.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Clear?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Just feel good?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah, he could make another run at that buffet line
cod Thanks brother, We'll have you on again in the future.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Thank you, all right, talk to you later kind of things.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Man, hope, do you still hear Cotter? How do people
put up with that?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Amazing? What a wonderful way to end the show. We'll
be back tomorrow. We'll have bad Omens tickets. I'll never
forget the time Katie looked Connor dead in his eye
and he said, did.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
You know that the pickle offers a lot of hydration
traits that are really good for your body?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
That was very helpful. Christina, you got some tunes coming up?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Stick around. Christina's got music next here on the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Here you going well, I'm gonna get my sock back,
dude
Speaker 4 (17:47):
God bless Jesus,
Hbos, it's time to go into the bidding schedule.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Worry about motion, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We love pranking people, Honestly, I think it's my favorite
thing that we do as a show. And the idea
that we can make fun of our industry by making
fun of some ridiculous radio shows and dumbass pairings of hosts, specifically.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Sports talk radio is easy to make fun of.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And along the way, as we started, you know, establishing
our show and doing more interviews with people from all
over the country, we realized that, man, you can get
just about any blogger or writer that covers a team
to come on your show.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
God bless New Media, and.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You don't even they don't even do a lot of
researchers to find out what the show is they're going
to be on. They're just so excited. Oh my god,
I got asked to be on a show in Dallas
Fort Worth. Yeah. And so we realized that KT could
book these guests to jump on with us and they
would agree to come on before they even knew what
show they were going to be on with. And so
over the years we've had all these different sports bloggers
come on our show and we prank them and they
(01:01):
ended up being on a fake show, a show that
we've totally made up with characters. And we've had a
bunch of weird ones over the years, but one of
them is Mosquito and the Hulk. And what is the
mosquito's name, Moscato, Mosquito Mascott. A guy named Mike Moscato,
the Mosquito loosely based on Pat O'Brien, the old you know,
(01:24):
and he does a show with a guy named the
Hulk who may be a former player, we don't know.
He's a huge, fat guy with a lot of farting
and weight problems. And the show is called The Sports
Buffet with a Mosquito and the whole Mosquito.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And so this you're saying, the first this is.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
The first first one, Yeah, because we heard that there's
a show in Austin called the Sports Buffet and we're like.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Come on, man, I think we found out there was
a Sports Buffet after we did this.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Okay, uh So here's the first part of the very
first ever Mosquito in the Hulk with a Mingles blogger.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Oh what a glorious afternoon here on the Sports Buffet.
We're obviously excited because after several weeks. It seems like forever.
The Hulk is back in Hulk, you look great after
dropping that one to seventy five.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Brother? You know, losing one hundred and seventy five pounds
For most of y'all, y'all lose your whole body. But
for me, I'm down under five hundred. Feel better than
I ever felt in years. Feel good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well, we were good.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
We were worried about your brother. We're so excited to
have you back. And as you know, well, the Hulk
is God. We don't have the signature call. Let's get
the signature call.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Brother Hope. Oh my god, he does that? Pull up
a plate.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Let's eat joining us now from since he juggled the
SB Nation blog?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Is Conner?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
How on that Bengals beat? We'll be talking cowboys, biggles.
How you doing Cotter? Oh, we're doing so good. It's
great to have you on. Let's give Connor this signature call.
Hold Hope, boob, he is back and we are ready
to rock and roll.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Let's jump in down. What kind of a road teaber?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The Bengals, I mean.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
The Bengals are I think a better home team than
a road team. I don't think they're necessarily that bound
the road.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah I got I got Andy Dauton on my fantasy team.
What's his bye?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Week by week?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Week nine?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
One of the things we talked about on the shows,
we talked about food because I love food, everybody said
the big Fat Man little food.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Of course, I love food. Do you like food? I
love food? What's your favorite? I mean?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
I like pizza Mexican?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
If I told you you're on a deserted island, you
got one one last meal and a half forever, you
got a chose one thing, You're gonna eat it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What would that food be if you only eat this one.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Thing time today?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh my god, he's a pizza guy, I said.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You know, for me, the first thing I thought I
was pizza rolls. Oh yeah, pizza rolls are good. I
used to have the egg rolls too, but they order
don't find those very much anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Do you like pizza rolls?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
The pizza rolls are bad ass?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, Well I like that concept you're bringing up, hope.
Would you like to be alone on a dessert island?
You know there's a nothing but dessert saw that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Island fat joke man.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, Jo, we're rolling with the whole Key's.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Back, Hope Boom, getting rolling in the sports buffet're talking
food and football with our mad.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Mad conter for the Sinsy Jungle SB, they should block
quizz man, how much do you weigh? Well? About two twenty?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Sorry? How much you wait?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Something in?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
One?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Seventy one eighty kind of fluctuates.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Man, what's the fattest you've ever been?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Great question?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Probably ninety.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I remember as a young man, I'd take three dups
a day. Are you pretty regularly?
Speaker 7 (04:44):
I feel like I do it a healthy amount. I
don't really.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Count ye, yeah, but if you had to guess how
many how many do you take?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Probably wanted to per day?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I like to wake up and take two right off
the bat man that is blowing it, but you know
it has a lot going on. But uh, I'll take two.
I get out of the house, get get to work,
take one at work. I'm usually free before your noon.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I'm telling you, Connor, but before he had his surgery,
sometimes we'd have to run the interviews from earlier the
day is the Hulk would make a bathroom run kind
of tear it up.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Over there big boy. As you guys know, everybody got
a big friend at his gas and Gas is part
of it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But but back to the Bengals, you do think they
feel that Prescott like the legitimately in that loin sphere
playing deck.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
I mean to be really all.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
The big sports topic, the sports buffet, Steve the skin
of the scatto at the Hulk, rigging it to your
mid days and of course a brand new sponsor, uh
the Hulk is signed on with Gas Acts.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Thank you gas as for supporting the Hulk.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, you know, and I want to say the folks
are with Gas actually changed my life in a lot
of ways. If my colleagues didn't appreciate the way I
carry myself before, but I wasn't trying to do anything.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It was a big man. And yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all
be kind. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
There's a byproduct the way.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, man, So I feel good and it really appreciate
them over agains.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He shall y'all real, excuse me? All right, I hope
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
All right, there's a lot more to go on.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
This right, Oh yeah, we'll figure up the party conclusion
to this, uh.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
In just over three minutes.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Been in Skin Show ninety seven point one, The Eagle,
Tomorrow Night sixty four fifty Main Street and Frisco. It
is on and popping, Ben, We are launching the Frisco
location of Rollertown beer Works. That's the brewery that you
and I are partners in and tomorrow night is the
big launch and we are so excited to open up
to the public.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, so fired up.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
This will be your first chance to see the all
new Rollertown beer Works in Frisco. Are brewery and entertainment facility.
Words don't do it justice like it in Solana. We're
so grateful to our Salina roots and the community there
and everyone who drove out to Silina to support us.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
But ultimately we had you know, kids running around.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And playing in a parking lot, and so we were
excited about having a family friendly venue in Frisco that
was you know, fenced in artificial turf and just you know,
we've had a couple of you know, rough draft loose
pass examples of you know, like a friends and family event,
and just seeing kids out there playing on that turf
means so much to me.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's just magical.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So yeah, hey, make plans at the only Rollertown Beer
Works in Frisco. The ribbon cutting is two o'clock on Friday.
Then we're open for business Friday night, and then follow
Rollertown beer Works on social media, so you know all
the different programming that's coming up.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It's going to be awesome. Right now, it's time for
this kill and that's big, really big. We were just
wrapping up.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
We're just playing the Mosquito in the Hulk with a
Bengals blogger from way back in the day.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
This is the first ever Mosquito in the Hulk maiden voyage.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And where we left you off was the Hulk it
just kind of started farting talking about some of his
weight issues. They had promoted the sponsored gas X. This
is where the whole thing really gets crazy and how
I think Mosquito and the Hulk became an instant classic.
And we'll go down and bend and skin and lower.
All right, here's part two of Mosquito and the Hulk.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
How do you slow the Bengals down?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I mean, hopefully saw aj Green, which is easiest. Seven time.
I know the cowboys are giving up Hulp significant yards
in the air. The past two weeks they gave up
last thirty four before they give up a week before
they give up against the Bears.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, yep, are you okay? I apologize that one. You
want to ask that question again? We can edit that.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, accidentally, Lord, it's a could you ask that question
and be so kind of answer?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
We'll add it out.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I apologize the crazy okay, So Cordor, just pick up
like I just asked you before the whole started farting,
like I just asked you that offensive question.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
All right, go ahead, So yeah, you guys a green on,
you know, with no quarterbacks and right now.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Lord, oh my god, that would actually smell. It was ridiculous. Condor,
I don't know if you've ever been in this situation.
The whole can't control themselves about. That's a small studio too,
And I apologize. I'm working through this. That's how you know,
management had me take the six weeks off. You know, great,
well one to five hundred now, but I still.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Got you know, a lot to work with. But you
I apologize to be professional though.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Now Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll say.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Ain't nobody anybody in here farts?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Sure, we just try to not do it all the air.
We did it all fart, Cotter, you have you have
gas problems? Catter, You make me feel bad. No, no, tell
me about how green is going on there?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, he's good a football it.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh my god, hunk, what was ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Please proceed? Excuse me, but let's move on.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Sorry, Cadter, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, just like we will take all this out. Hold
on one b.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
We can't take the smell out. I promise you that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
One more.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
God, the codder of the windows are fogging up into
the studio.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Right, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, it is clowning me. Now, no clown me. Now,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Don't let me catch you. I probably can't catch you.
But if I do, you ain't gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I'm worried about. Is there a swamp in your underwear
right now?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You know what I'm saying. Let's finish, apologize. That's the
last one.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Go ahead, go ahead, God, bless you man, Jesus, that
gas axis really really work?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Holy, go ahead, go ahead, Catter. Hey, if you got
a fart, hell, just let it all out, you say, Hell,
we roll.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I take exception to that man trying to be professional,
you know, And this young man is kind enough to
jump on and okay, I apologize to both of you.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Anologize to be whole. I'll I'll roll with you anywhere. Brother,
not professional, but it's a medical you know. Everybody wants
to make jokes. It's a medical farting situation, you know.
I like, I'd like for Cotter to give the signature
call Hulk. Why don't you give it that?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Cotter?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
You drop a signature?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Man, you don't want to do that?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Cotter? Do you want to do it?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
I don't mind.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Man, you the best man, I hear. What you got
to do is get down a little with it. Can
you go get down next to the flow. You got
to bring in any let it go and you just
do it like this right like this, just so.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Hope.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Damn, that was strong, Codter. Can you rockwood for us?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Give us on board. See if you gets squeezed.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Camp all right, make fun of me. Man's uncomfortable. I
don't want you.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I don't want you to shark, but you know you
out that'd be great. Just give it a whirl.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
My name is the Hope. Ahead the bus flows. I
like older ladies and on the front row. And if
I get your home, baby, anything goes this is just
another another another one of those it'll free styles.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That I dropped like dollary. Pardon sorry right now, big
and I'm parting.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But that's all good because I'm going to keep going
as long as Connor is down to just keep flowing.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Cutter, I can't do you can't flow.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Come on, y'all making fun of me, and now I'm
going to my strength. Yeah, and one of my strengths
has been able to flow. And you ya, so okay.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
They just do some pros, you guys.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Make fun of a medical condition.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And as soon as I bring it over onto my
side something that I do really well, y'all back off.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And y'all can't do it now.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
That I was a beat boxing you do have some
Thank you brother, Thank you brother.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
All right, I mean whatever you want, give it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
A shot right here, wrap about just try.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Just try. You don't know until you try. Son.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You gotta get in there, man, I can't out. I'll
pass it off to you, all right. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, here it comes a jew who ain't never wrapped.
He's about to get on this fact track. He's gonna
go ahead and bring it from the bottom of his loins.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But don't pull your groins.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
My name is the whole, and I'm here right now,
y'all don't understand. I'm gonna show your how that you
bust a rhyme when you float from the dome. I'm
just recently back here from my home. But my whole
car smelled like a bunch of folks. When I PLoP
up pitch in the morning, I'm a pop tart and
I get out the toast and rosa, and it's now
time to call at my rosa.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
She's the girls that I used to date.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Now you don't like me, in fact, you want to
hate you, get on Facebook cause he talks noise saying,
oh my underwear is the strolled.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
I got yeah, yeah, right now boom hey got that.
That's some strong signature, Hope. Talking to our buddy cot
Her in the City Juggle blog. What record will the
Beagles have this year?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I didn't write this down? What is the bye
week for them?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Again?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Could?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I don't?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I do have don't And I need to write this down.
Hold on because your back up? Who are you to play?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Man?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Probably I picked up Simeon. You know, don't got red hair,
but he can he can bawl.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Though all right, t get a counter in the city
jungle boo. Lord, you know those are little squeakers. I
wonder if the gas that really had a strong effect.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Y'all. I tell y'all make me uncomfortable. Y'all really want
me to bring it.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I want you to break it.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Hey, nobody's offended or nothing, and nobody gonna tell management
that I'm being unprofessional again.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Godters are due, best friend, man, I want to hear
you ripped that I got con.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You're not gonna call the station say nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Fourth of July Grand Finale fireworks. So I'll put on
the far show, right now, let's do it. Give me
a beat box and I'll do it on beat. Hell yeah,
I'll try.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That was.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
The off beat, the offbeat, come on home. Oh that
was basy like the base fart. Holy those paper that
was a bad, bad idea. Y'all brought out the worst
and me for real, Oh got it got wet here
at the sports buffet, Cotter. Before we let you go,
(16:07):
let's hear your prediction of the big game Cowboys, Biggles.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
I say, let's say twenty four to seventeen. I think
a J Fried is the secondary maybe.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, State Fair Texas is going on there, man fried
just about anything. I once had a fried butterstick.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Oh my god, I call it the State Frid of Texas.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah, yeah, all right, that's gonna do it for our good.
But sorry, can we let Cotder go without fart?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
N any wore?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I apologize.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
My phone?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh my god, Cutter, I apologize. I don't know, but
I'm glad to be back. One more, one more, hold up.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Clear?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Just feel good?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah, he could make another run at that buffet line
cod Thanks brother, We'll have you on again in the future.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Thank you, all right, talk to you later kind of things.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Man, hope, do you still hear Cotter? How do people
put up with that?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Amazing? What a wonderful way to end the show. We'll
be back tomorrow. We'll have bad Omens tickets. I'll never
forget the time Katie looked Connor dead in his eye
and he said, did.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
You know that the pickle offers a lot of hydration
traits that are really good for your body?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
That was very helpful. Christina, you got some tunes coming up?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Stick around. Christina's got music next here on the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Here you going well, I'm gonna get my sock back,
dude
Speaker 4 (17:47):
God bless Jesus,
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