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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wrapping up a Friday afternoon. Hope you have big plans.
Hope those plans include Rollertown Beer Works. That's the brewery
that Ben and I are partners in up there in Salina, Texas.
I am actually heading there after the show because we
are continuing on with our yacht Rock weekend, which includes
new cocktails like the Summer Breeze.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Our Summer Shandies are back.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Also because of playoff sports that's happening in basketball and
especially hockey. With our team, we have crushable playoff pitchers
all the time, all the way through the end of
the weekend, twelve dollars and fifty cent pitchers on our
crushable beers like the big German, Rollertown Light, the one
thirty three, all of our pilsners and loggers twelve dollars
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and fifty cents. Tonight with the yacht Rock continuing on,
DJ Lukesardello from Josie Records will be spending the Classics,
and then that carries on into tomorrow. Then we're gonna
have a bubble machine there tomorrow. Yes, I love that.
That's a lot of fun. Bring the kids out, like
we pride ourselves on Rollertown in Solana being family friendly
and uh yeah, they get out there and the kids
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are just running around playing and suddenly it's like there's
bubbles covering the whole parking lot.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It is so cool.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, so come on out this weekend American Gothic pizza
tonight by the way, So I hope to see you
out there.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Thing.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's time to go into the biting schedule. Winburg.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You can tell we're there because the space noises. Yeah,
so today Friday, May sixteenth, But if you were to
rewind nine years, the entire world was reacting on a
Monday to what happened on Sunday afternoon in Arlington when
Ruggiodor just punched Jose Batista right on the honker.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I mean so good, it was great.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It was a lot of times, and especially in baseball,
there's a fight or it looks like a fight, but guys.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Are just running around put pointing.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
At each other, getting separated, and no one ever lands
an actual punch. This was one of the most hated
players in sports and a little dude, that's my little dude,
rugenet o'door punched him right in the jawn. Smacked his
sunglasses off, and for years one of the best things
about the Rangers was just that Nolan Ryan beat up
(02:18):
Robin Ventura. That was like, that's crazy. That shouldn't you
don't hang a banner over that. It was great for
your kids now, but this was up.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
There with that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It was like, you know and and uh outdated version. Yeah,
and it was really great because it was a real
punch got landed.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It was awesome. Real Donny brother, there's a real rivalry.
That was. That was the last thing.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
We played them in the plasts in twenty fifteen, went
on to play them in the playoffs in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Battista retired right after he got hit in the face
and the bat flip was in there was that before that.
It was in one of those years. I'm not sure
which one it was twenty fifteen. Yeah, real cocky bat flip.
The bat flip was before the punch, right.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
And then I think we had an anywhere Elvis had
about four errors in a row. Oh wow, that was
the time of sixteen run that we were there. Yeah,
the point is we had a h uh that was insane. Well,
The fake radio shows features Ronnie and Terry McMahon. The
Fight McMahon's guys who just love to fight. They sound
like absolute hillbilly rednecks, and they sound like they don't
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have a lot of morals.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, we the idea is these fake radio shows we make,
we want to prank people that are dying to be interviewed,
and so the listeners in on the prank and we're
in on the prank. The only one who's not is
the person being interviewed, and they're just so excited to
be doing an interview they just sign up for it
and they never even look into who's interviewing them. And
we're also making fun of the radio business, especially sports talk,
that pairs these weird things together. And so the idea
of the Fight mcmhon's is it's skin and I each
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had a Tim mcman impression, and he's a surly, grumpy guy.
He's our friend, we love him, and so we just
created these brothers out of his image that were surly
and grumpy and always fighting with each other, fighting with guests,
fighting with everyone, fight, fight, fight all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yep, let's get right to it.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
In the way back machine, The Fighting McMahon's with a
Toronto blogger you're.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Listening to the fighting.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Mcmon's it's Monday's task kicking day. I wanted to take
it out of the break. I just took it out
the break. I want to take it out of the break.
It's my turn, then take it out the breaker. Ronnie,
you're listening to the fighting. McMahon's what he said. We're
talking about the best baseball fight that's ever happened, maybe
in American history.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Pretty dude.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Most of the time, then baseball fights spill out onto
the field and them dudes don't want none.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, they look like dancing partners.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
It's like the dude who bumps in you at the
bar and you square him up and he's like, hey,
no problem here, and you're like, that's right, bitch. Walk
away back, walk away back down. So taut let me.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Take take it.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Eric, you're on the fighting McMahon's, how you doing, brother, man?
We're fired up, man. We love I mean, we hell,
we were born to fight, so we're about ass kicking.
What's your take on Jose Bautista getting knocked the out?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Well, I'm not a big, big guy into the whole
fighting scene, so I think it's it was a bit interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What is that.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
What do you mean you? I mean you don't fat.
I'm just saying you apologize for my langue. I'm not
trying to shock and all you. I'm just saying, you don't.
You don't throw down, you don't have hands.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
No, I don't. I don't choose to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What do you mean you don't choose to do it?
You don't choose it, choose.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You not necessary one of a one of another man
steps to you and squares your ass up.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're fatting? Right? I touch him square in his jar?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Or no? And in a lot of cases he was
a chance to walk away as yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
When do you walk away?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Why hit you?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And from behind you walk away? It's stupid. I understand,
all right, So I apologize. We just might have different
perspectives because we're about ass kicking.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You tell us what I'm saw in that fact?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Yeah, well I think I saw what was you know,
obviously intentional throw a Batista, which is fine. Batista obviously
took a run at Odor, which was a cheap, a
cheap slide.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
They deserve to get his ass kicked.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Which which Odor had a problem with.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And I think, yeah, yeah, a problem with it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Put a boot right in his solid Yeah, problem solved
problem rat, No.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I don't. I don't think it was the right thing
to do and start to fight with that. I don't
think it was. I think there was a better way
to handle it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
What why? Why is that? What's he supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Pull out a calligraphy pen and write a damn love
letters said, man, please don't try to kill me when
you slide.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's baseball.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
It's a fatten sport, a fighting sports always been. Guys
fat sell their problem. Every sports a fat and sport.
If you got balls, So what are you supposed to do?
What's he what's his other alternative.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
To walk away from from and get punched.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
In the back of his head by Bob Toysta.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I think I I appreciate your guys opinions. A lot
of people were would think this is a spot to
throw down and enjoy the fighting culture, but I mean
that's not the way I think Beach Falls should be.
I think it's a very if you want to do
that kind of fighting stuff, you see the market to do.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hell yeah, now we're on the same. I love UFC.
I mean I can tell you're one of them dudes
that don't like to fight. None, you're not. You don't
got them hands. Where do you live?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I live? Where's that? That's great? England?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Canadas?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Well, Canada's chill man. I like Canada, our allies to
the north.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We get down the fight, they're like, we get Hey,
we get into a war. War y'all coming with us?
Or what?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah? Expect we joined that thing?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
So I'm talking about you like drinking beer and kicking ass.
And when you run out of beer, you got.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
A kick ass.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
We shut up, let me talk. You're talking to mayor?
Shut the boy? Pleace of this? All right, Derek k
I I spin it out. Here's what I want to know.
What happens next time the Rangers and blue Jays face
each other.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
I think it's going to depend on, you know, where
Jose Batista is, because if he's not in Toronto, which
he very well couldn't be if you love, if he's
contracting Spires and he's not renewed, he might not be
in Toronto, so he'll be on.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
The Paget circuit doing. He ain't tough, we all know that. Yeah,
but it's miss Allen do the Blue Jays holding he
ill will for the guy getting knocked the fick out
some embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
You know, people like Kevin blur A knocking to like
ruining their door, and the rest of the Rangers. It's
gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You say, Ronnie door, he said, rubebat o' door. Shut out,
the said, I know what he said. Let him answer
the question. Don't interrupt him. You want a piece of.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
This task, shut out, guys, get bats the interview focus, Shannon.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
You gotta don't touch my brother. Shannon.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, I don't touch my brother. Only I can touch
my brother.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You look at him the eyes, Shannon, he's talking to you.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Sorry, Eric, all right, but yeah, there definitely will be
bad blood if the next season.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
When it when it happened again, filling out on the
damn field, right, die blood full of blood?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
All right? Eric, So what's the deal man? Blue Jay's
going to punk the out missed the playoffs.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I don't know. They definitely shurted it off pretty bad.
I think they can get a wild card spot because
I think Boston is just too good for them to
be in first place.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Man, you don't sound confident about your team.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Man, It's like this, I was driving in this morning
some jackwaggon and f one fifties.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
All over my ass. I pulled over and I said,
what do you want some kick his ass?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Hell no, And he didn't want nothing he wanted. He
didn't out his car. He stopped and then he got
out of his car. Saw the size of Meine saw
that I was holding a small bat. Yeah, and I
was like, it's one of them nasticks. And I saw
I was holding that. He's like, you want none?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I hope. He broke his waindow and told him to
drive the car. I threw it at him.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Yeah, take here, had none road raids there, Eric, Wow,
whatever you guys drive up there?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What do y'all drive up there?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Y'all drive hogs like every other country, like.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
A big ass four by four like Bigfoot. Had him
run over with a hemmy.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
No, no, but you drive boyd Yeah, how much dort?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
That's a question. I couldn't even bother answering.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Who the care is right and the driver you gotta
drive and kill helping him out?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Shut the fuck, Ronnie, damn boy, damn, I got sick man.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
They got the call real bad. I got Eric.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
I'king unfiltered cigarettes for five years I don't think.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
We figured out anything except me and my brother. Damn
near took each.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Other's heads off again again again.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
By the way, who do you think's tougher in terms
of we've been fighting since we were born.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Now I'm five years older than Terry. I've been whipping
his ass.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I had a head start, But I would say overall
Ronnie against Terry, Ronnie's got the winning record, and not
say it's about one fifty seven to twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I ya, hey me, well have ready final.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Shop.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, shut up, don't talk to Ronnie like that. Thanks
for the time. Sorry, my brother's a jackass. Thanks for
the time.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Many.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Hurry up, Ronnie. We gotta go to commercial.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Bye later, Eric, Canada.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Wow, way into we we gotta get him back on
the show.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'll never forget the time Kat looked our pacifist producer
Shannon dead in his eye and he said.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Burn my tongue on a Texas twinkie.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay, and we all know what the Texas twinkie is. Everybody,
have a good weekend. Christine is going to stick around
and play music right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Here.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You're going rout. I want to get my sack backed dude,
all right, enough fun in games that I gotta take
a poop