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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Juicy moves, hot gods, stay on the top in the
highby Woots shovel.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So while Scotti Scheffer's winning the British Open and flies
back overseas and is taking selfies with Jimmy Fallon on
the Tonight Show and hanging out backstage with Adam Sandler. Meanwhile,
hanging around here in Dallas Tiger Woods. The guy no
one thinks about it.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I think about him every day, bro do to Actually,
I was like, man, what does he think when he
drives by a waffle place?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Was he here doing some speed walking?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
He was not thinking about doing speedwalking, but he was walking,
which is good for him because he's got a mangled
ass leg from that time he didn't know how to drive, and.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Also the time he decided to be a Green Beret,
tend to be a Green Beret.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
For eighteen months.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Not to mention all the screwing. Yeah, there was so
much waffle housing going on. He got syrup all over
his stuff. Yeah he got the.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Home run, yep, yeah, yeah, that was good. What do
they call the things? The Grand Slam? But can he
get to fourth? What's the way they do at the
wolfle House.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'd go to wolf House often sounds like once a month.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
It's great. Yeah, they're always mean. It's awesome. Really, they're
mean to their customer.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, it's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What are you waiting for? Apparently Kaitlyn Clark will be
going there, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So Tiger was in town because his son Charlie Charlie
bit my finger. Charlie was playing and Charlie is sixteen
and Tiger was his caddie. So Charlie obviously has got
a bit of an aura about him at this point
because he's Tiger's son.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Clearly, let me, let me just ask this. Tell me
if this is callous.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But isn't it weird that he named his son Charlie
when his dad fought in that war?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And maybe he's maybe it's a weird honorary thing, or
maybe Elon get to name him.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I don't know who knows.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This happened over Brook Hollow Golf Club and Charlie played
and did not play well. Tiger had no apparent limp
from his achilles surgery that he had in March, though,
the Tiger was gonna be fighting and all these tournaments
that Scotti Jeffer's winning, it's kind of.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Crazy, but he wasn't going to be competitive in him.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And all the pictures that WFA got for us, Tiger
looked so fing miserable because it's one hundred and two
degrees outside and he's caddying for Charlie.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
It's one hundred two degrees and he's got a torn achilles.
He's fighting.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, he's repairing while also on the back for his kid,
and his kid can't keep the ball in the fairway,
big problem.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Eight over forty three on the front nine for Charlie.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh, he finished eleven over for the day.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Roughly. How old is Tiger forty five?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Maybe? No, I bet he's I bet, see we're fifty four.
I was gonna say, I think he's forty eight or
forty nine.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, so you know, I don't follow golf forty nine,
but forty nine is our most good golfers washed? Yes, yes,
what was the age where they're pretty much done?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They just can't keep up with guys because it used
to be that golfers weren't jacked.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
They used to be fat.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
So now it's like these guys are all athletes, they're
all ripped. You can't keep up with them because they're
out driving. You by fifty freakin.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
This is legitimately one of the reasons Scotty is not
as exciting as Tiger. For a lot of reasons. Hey,
Tiger comes back from behind. You know, Scotty's like a
head going around four by five strikes. But also Scotty
the thing with Tiger when Tiger played, and it was
a different time, not everyone was in shape, but when
Tiger played, Tiger was hitting the ball fifty yards further
(03:51):
than everyone.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, Scotty doesn't really do that. He's just good at everything.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, why he's like kind of boring. But you know,
after he wins the tournament the other day, big Nike
ad with him. It's got a son in there, a
big Nike ad about Scotty Scheffer. I was like, this
is what they used to do for Tiger. But it
just feels so different because.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
There's no revolution that's attached to Scotti Scheffler. Now, you
can only have so many revolutions, Like whoever the next
Caitlin Clark is, that's going to be cool, but she's
changing it now. Tiger changed it forever, forever in massive ways,
and all these guys are reaping the benefit. You'd have
to have an alien come join the PGA to change
it in the way that Tiger did.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Well, that's why Tiger Woods was in DFW. All right,
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