May 1, 2025 • 5 mins
"Can you believe it's May already?" Join Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray as they kick off the month with a bang in this thrilling episode of The Ben and Skin Show. Broadcasting live on 97.1 The Eagle, the hosts bring their unique blend of humor, sports analysis, and bizarre news stories to the forefront.In this episode, he hosts reminisce about the Mavericks' launch in 1980, blending humor with nostalgia. "It's so cool, man, that they launched as a sitcom first," Skin jokes, adding a playful twist to the team's history.The episode features a hilarious tribute to Jared Sandler, complete with memorable quotes and funny anecdotes. "No one that I know has ever came into work with an egregiously sized cucumber more often than that,"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dad, it's the Been and Skin Show ninety seven point
one The Eagle. We'll see you tomorrow at Fortunate Son
in Garland from three to six.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
But right now it's time for this. It's time to
play the Today game.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's a game.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's tonic today. Let's go take it away, you jack wagons.
It's time. Do you play the Today game? For today?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
May first, twenty twenty five. Can you believe it's May already?
And it was on this day, in the Year of
Our Lord nineteen eighty that the Dallas Mavericks were established.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hell yeah, without the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's so cool man that they launched as a sitcom first, right,
you know remember Rope popped out the door and waved
and oh he's had mister roper misunderstanding him when he
would go in the bathroom and hear their conversations.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Did pipes And.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Was Sam Perkins giving it all he's got?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, dude, I don't know if he was.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's just it was confusing because he was so laid back. Yeah,
he was going all out.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Okay, Happy birthday to one of our favorite people in
all of DFW media, the great Jared Sandler.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They let Jared just go. He's got his own TV
show on the field before games. It's wonderful. He does
a stand up routine. Yeah, it's new. They's something new
every time.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The other day he was just roasting the other team.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They had one segment where he was a heart surgeon
and it was like, suddenly, a drama is great.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
This is Jared Sandler. You've got to try the local
spicy cowboy. I grab balls every day for a living.
I know when the balls are different. Whack whack, whack,
whack burger, better smash burger, like my favorite smash Friesodles
sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ray Davis loves that montage.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I love his walk off home run call sixty nine.
No one that I know has ever came into work
with an egregiously sized cucumber more often than yes.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, dude, where was he getting those huge ones? And
why was walking around with it? And why keep it
in a condom?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And he was doing extreme eating with it right, just
keeping it clean, keeping it in a condom on the counter.
Whoever was watching ended up in a SAMSONI trying to
beat yesterday's records. How deep it can go?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hey man, that's too far. Listen, We're Family show. My
kids are listening.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I got to explain to them what that joke was.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
And the Rangers offense, you know, yeah, questions today they
got shut out.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah today, that's a great sports point.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Love sport Uh skins guy Tim McGraw is fifty seven, had.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
A barbecue stain on my white T shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
She was chilling na mini skirt, skipping knocks on the
river by the railroad tracks.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Why why did those three things go together?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Were they?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
First?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
He got a stain on his white shirt of barbecue stain.
Then this chick was smoking ass in a mini skirt,
and then he was skipping rocks out by a train track.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He was at a carnival and got a barbecue stain
on his shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He's like every hill billy signifier. Let's go put it
in one chorus.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
And Nelly was like, I want to work with you
a weird because.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I want to be next to you. Wow, didn't he
hit the redheaded lotto? Now he's faith Hill Okay, whom?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
No, Hey, come on, my taste isn't that old?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
What you're thinking? Nicole kidding? Yeah, Nicole Kidman, that's Keith
Urban and he's Australian. He doesn't skip rocks on anything.
Good day, Mike guys. Wes Anderson is fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Five jumpsuit clay. Look at this guy. Looks like a
rodeo clown. It looks like a little banana. Where are
you from anyway, man, I'm from around here. This guy
used to mower lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah, he was great, clipping the hedges, sweeping up, mowing
the lawn. Wasn't little lawn mowing company, the wranglers.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Keep up the mowing, Kimi Zobbi.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It was. It's landscaping, not just mowing. Don't listen to
that guy.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't know. Sometimes I'm not always as confident as
I Look, did you see what he had on?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's pretty cool. Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And then finally, mister potato Head was born on this
day in nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's like a sweet potato pie, except without the cross.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Why is it called sweet potato pool because my mother
that's what my mother told us. What mommy says, that's
what it's called.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Its head and miss potato Head and.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Mister potato Head and his bucket of arts from high
school shrine.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
What is the other bucket of artsn't even try when
he's carrying around.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Right, No, that's weird. Bite the bucket all right. Coming
up next, we got an audio bubble bat.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
This is the dumbest show in American and we'll prove
it with highlights of our show from the last month. Also,
we'll get into the serious story about a Pirates fan
falling out, falling onto the field from a twenty one
foot tall sign.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
All that's coming away in a five o'clock hour. They been
in skin show
Dad, it's the Been and Skin Show ninety seven point
one The Eagle. We'll see you tomorrow at Fortunate Son
in Garland from three to six.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
But right now it's time for this. It's time to
play the Today game.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's a game.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's tonic today. Let's go take it away, you jack wagons.
It's time. Do you play the Today game? For today?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
May first, twenty twenty five. Can you believe it's May already?
And it was on this day, in the Year of
Our Lord nineteen eighty that the Dallas Mavericks were established.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hell yeah, without the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's so cool man that they launched as a sitcom first, right,
you know remember Rope popped out the door and waved
and oh he's had mister roper misunderstanding him when he
would go in the bathroom and hear their conversations.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Did pipes And.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Was Sam Perkins giving it all he's got?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, dude, I don't know if he was.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's just it was confusing because he was so laid back. Yeah,
he was going all out.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Okay, Happy birthday to one of our favorite people in
all of DFW media, the great Jared Sandler.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They let Jared just go. He's got his own TV
show on the field before games. It's wonderful. He does
a stand up routine. Yeah, it's new. They's something new
every time.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The other day he was just roasting the other team.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They had one segment where he was a heart surgeon
and it was like, suddenly, a drama is great.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
This is Jared Sandler. You've got to try the local
spicy cowboy. I grab balls every day for a living.
I know when the balls are different. Whack whack, whack,
whack burger, better smash burger, like my favorite smash Friesodles
sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ray Davis loves that montage.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I love his walk off home run call sixty nine.
No one that I know has ever came into work
with an egregiously sized cucumber more often than yes.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, dude, where was he getting those huge ones? And
why was walking around with it? And why keep it
in a condom?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And he was doing extreme eating with it right, just
keeping it clean, keeping it in a condom on the counter.
Whoever was watching ended up in a SAMSONI trying to
beat yesterday's records. How deep it can go?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hey man, that's too far. Listen, We're Family show. My
kids are listening.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I got to explain to them what that joke was.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
And the Rangers offense, you know, yeah, questions today they
got shut out.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah today, that's a great sports point.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Love sport Uh skins guy Tim McGraw is fifty seven, had.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
A barbecue stain on my white T shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
She was chilling na mini skirt, skipping knocks on the
river by the railroad tracks.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Why why did those three things go together?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Were they?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
First?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
He got a stain on his white shirt of barbecue stain.
Then this chick was smoking ass in a mini skirt,
and then he was skipping rocks out by a train track.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He was at a carnival and got a barbecue stain
on his shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He's like every hill billy signifier. Let's go put it
in one chorus.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
And Nelly was like, I want to work with you
a weird because.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I want to be next to you. Wow, didn't he
hit the redheaded lotto? Now he's faith Hill Okay, whom?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
No, Hey, come on, my taste isn't that old?
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
What you're thinking? Nicole kidding? Yeah, Nicole Kidman, that's Keith
Urban and he's Australian. He doesn't skip rocks on anything.
Good day, Mike guys. Wes Anderson is fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Five jumpsuit clay. Look at this guy. Looks like a
rodeo clown. It looks like a little banana. Where are
you from anyway, man, I'm from around here. This guy
used to mower lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah, he was great, clipping the hedges, sweeping up, mowing
the lawn. Wasn't little lawn mowing company, the wranglers.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Keep up the mowing, Kimi Zobbi.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It was. It's landscaping, not just mowing. Don't listen to
that guy.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't know. Sometimes I'm not always as confident as
I Look, did you see what he had on?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's pretty cool. Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And then finally, mister potato Head was born on this
day in nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's like a sweet potato pie, except without the cross.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Why is it called sweet potato pool because my mother
that's what my mother told us. What mommy says, that's
what it's called.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Its head and miss potato Head and.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Mister potato Head and his bucket of arts from high
school shrine.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
What is the other bucket of artsn't even try when
he's carrying around.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Right, No, that's weird. Bite the bucket all right. Coming
up next, we got an audio bubble bat.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
This is the dumbest show in American and we'll prove
it with highlights of our show from the last month. Also,
we'll get into the serious story about a Pirates fan
falling out, falling onto the field from a twenty one
foot tall sign.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
All that's coming away in a five o'clock hour. They been
in skin show
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