August 11, 2025 • 8 mins
Who doesn't love hypotheticals? Ben brings two to the table that we MUST discuss
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are listening to the world famous Been and Skin Show,
the official show of fun. No place funner around DFW
than getting up to Durant, Oklahoma and heading to the
Chalk Tak Casino and Resort. We'll talk about that a bit.
We got the Today game coming up, cussing the Cowboys,
a media fight, all that's coming your way.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
She's interrational, quick triggered, nuclear overreactor. He's a masterful storyteller
who consistently finds himself drouting in a sea of awkward.
It's time for no trundy in Ben.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
A few things get me more fired up than sports
hypotheticals with mere mortals. I'm talking about non athletes. When
those of us who aren't professional athletes start contemplating, I
wonder if I could do this, or I wonder if
you could do this, and it has to do when
it has to do with professional athletes in particular, I'm
fascinated by that. Like we worked with Jesse Holly, he
(00:56):
won a national championship as a basketball player at North Carolina,
was the star of their football team. He ends up
winning Michael Irvin's reality show to make it under the
Dallas Cowboys hung around for a few years, like one
of the greatest athletes on earth to be able to
accomplish that. Just if you think about the percentage of
humans that have ever done anything similar, people would constantly go, dude,
you're a spare and send him social media telling him
(01:19):
he sucks and he barely played.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You know how hard it is to do those things.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And so he scored an NFL touchdown the way that
you you know, there's just levels to this. And so
I saw slightly biased, one of my favorite media people,
and then I saw the Siroy Boys, a couple of
my favorite media people with separate hypotheticals this weekend. Now
one of them, Christina, involves black Nitro, your roommate, So
(01:44):
I want to include you in this, but it had
to do my understanding was Cash Siroy, the older brother
of the two Siroy Boys, the famous Soroy Boys.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Thought that he could throw a baseball how fast?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
About seventy five I believe. Now they were in Florida
over the weekend, so that was reported back to me.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, and I kept seeing social media about it, and
I think maybe his brother, Mike, your boyfriend and roommate
said he was guessing, what maybe fifty nine or some.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Said, hell, no, maybe fifty If that, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't think there's any way right now that Cash
could throw a baseball fifty miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
There was a point where I was playing a lot
of softball, and I used to love baseball. I was
not a pitcher or anything, and I was somewhere where
there was a radar gun, like at a Ranger game
or something, or a rough Riders game, and I got
to throw a baseball and I was like, man, I
wonder if i'll throw it, you know, seventy five or
something like that. And I threw it and it was
like fifty two. And I was currently playing a lot
(02:49):
of softball. You're in your twenties, right, Yes, in my twenties.
I'm sitting here just thinking about this now. Cash is
probably in better shape than me. But I'm sitting here
thinking if I ride to throw a baseball as hard
as I can to get velocity, I would probably throw
my shoulder out exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
And he probably would too. I don't even know. I've
never seen him pitch a baseball before.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, I mean, if you told me a he played
competitive baseball and almost got a college scholarship.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I would consider.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It, but just a guy, and it's just fifty's going Yeah,
I think I could throw it seventy five miles an hour.
Is the most insane thing a guy, such a guy
thing to say.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know. Remind me.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I think there's an episode of Seinfeld where this guy goes, Hey,
what do you think what happen to me if I
jumped off that balcony? Anyways, I don't know that. I
asked AI and it was like, very unlikely. They're like,
even if you're already throwing sixty to sixty five, it
would take you six to twelve months if you're starting
at sixty with and it shows you this program of
how to.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So no, I don't think that's okay. That was his hypothetical. Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The others are are Buddy slightly biased now slightly biased,
local media guy, Big MAVs following like thirty thousand YouTube followers,
great guy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Anyways, he was talking about this, he said, what do
you think would be easier of these three sports hypotheticals?
Getting a hit off Major league pitcher Paul Skeens. You
get twenty five swings. Okay, Now this is a guy
who strikes out major league hitters and they look silly
against him. So there's a mere mortal trying to get
a hit up Paul Skins with twenty five pitches. Or
beating Steph Curry in a game of twenty one, which
(04:20):
is one on one, make it, take it and you're
spot at a thirteen oh lead yeap. Or stopping Derrick
Henry from rushing for ten yards and four tries.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No, Now keep in mind.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Derrick Henry's Derrick Henry's NFL averages like four point five
yards of carry or something.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like that against the whole defense.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, but I'm assuming this is a one on one
drill where you're just lining.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Up across room.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You gotta stop him, you know which Holey's gonna hit?
You gotta go plug the hole? Yeah? Which which of
Let's just talk about each one of those, these these
slightly ones, Paul Skeins, Steph Curry, or Derrick Henry. Which
of those is the hardest, the lowest? To me, the
lowest percentage is far and away Derrick Henry. And I
think that's the one that you would likely get hurt
trying to do oh my god, or kilt. Yeah, so
(05:03):
there's a zero chance that's of that. That's out, that's out,
zero two.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I agree. You agree with that, Christina.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
As soon as you said it, I was like, no,
there's no way anyone could do that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So I I think of Dude Perfect when I think
of the Paul Skians, because dude Tyler Tony tried to
get a hit off of who was the Rangers closer
that got real scared and look at yeah like a
little dude, I'm blaking yeah, And so he would, Uh,
Tyler Tony got to hit off him in spring training
and just see if he could get a hit off him.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now that reliever I can't remember his name, but it's
not as good as Paul Skans either, right, Uh. And
most people aren't even a good of athlete as Tyler
Tony of Dude Perfect. So there's that you have twenty
five swings to get a hit off maybe the best
picture on the planet. That's gonna be hard because keep
in mind, he could throw one hundred and two miles
an hour, he could throw seventy miles an hour. He
can put it anywhere he wants it to be, right, what's.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
His personality, Like, do you think he'd give you one
just because he felt bad for you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No way, there's not an athlete alive that would do that. Okay,
oh so there's that or Steph Curry, you're playing at
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's make it, take it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And people don't realize they think watching Steph Curry, Oh
he's a little guy. No, when he's standing next to
regular human beings, he's six two sixty three six four,
I don't know he's he not little bitty old. He
looks like a giant guy, right, I think that. You know,
it's it's so weird because like, what's a hit? Like
what if you got lucky and you just got the
(06:26):
the bat on the ball and it was in play,
Like I think there's a degree of luck with that.
I think it have to be a hit that you
have a full defense out there and you have to
get to first base.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And really, most people, even if you hit one to
the outfield, they might be able to throw you out
before you get to first base.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, by the way, the guy who couldn't think of
it as jose La Clerk. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So the only reason that I think that The best
chance you have is against Steph Curry is because you could.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Get I think it's I.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Think it's easier to get lucky and make a fade
away because you'll get the ball first, and so you
could get lucky. You could get lucky and get three
straight buckets and win. But the second he gets the ball,
it's over. You're never stopping him. No, you're never stopping
And plus he can block your shot with ease.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah wait, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, so I'm saying I think I think that that's
the best chance you have of I think you're talking
about getting lucky. I think you're you have a better
chance of getting lucky and hitting crazy shots than you
do of getting a bat on a ball and getting
it in play.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And then running the first base. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I think I would take baseball though, because I think
if you just happen to line up the barrel with
the ball and the momentum of the speed of the pitch,
I I just think it would be impossible.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think all of it's impossible.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But with Steph you could probably make him laugh, to him,
throw him off a little bit. You know, it's something stupid.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
But the other thing too, is it's like, okay, does
does the ball have to be thrown in the zone?
Like are you gonna go chasing? Because if it didn't
have to be a strike, right, you're done.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You're done. You just don't even have to throw it
to where you can hit it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I couldn't hit off Bassic in wiffle ball when he
was allowed to throw junk pitches. Yeah, remember that. Yes,
let's come on, all right, there you have it. There's
sports hypothetical is always fun. Thank you slightly bias, Thank you,
cash Leroy.
You are listening to the world famous Been and Skin Show,
the official show of fun. No place funner around DFW
than getting up to Durant, Oklahoma and heading to the
Chalk Tak Casino and Resort. We'll talk about that a bit.
We got the Today game coming up, cussing the Cowboys,
a media fight, all that's coming your way.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
She's interrational, quick triggered, nuclear overreactor. He's a masterful storyteller
who consistently finds himself drouting in a sea of awkward.
It's time for no trundy in Ben.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
A few things get me more fired up than sports
hypotheticals with mere mortals. I'm talking about non athletes. When
those of us who aren't professional athletes start contemplating, I
wonder if I could do this, or I wonder if
you could do this, and it has to do when
it has to do with professional athletes in particular, I'm
fascinated by that. Like we worked with Jesse Holly, he
(00:56):
won a national championship as a basketball player at North Carolina,
was the star of their football team. He ends up
winning Michael Irvin's reality show to make it under the
Dallas Cowboys hung around for a few years, like one
of the greatest athletes on earth to be able to
accomplish that. Just if you think about the percentage of
humans that have ever done anything similar, people would constantly go, dude,
you're a spare and send him social media telling him
(01:19):
he sucks and he barely played.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You know how hard it is to do those things.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And so he scored an NFL touchdown the way that
you you know, there's just levels to this. And so
I saw slightly biased, one of my favorite media people,
and then I saw the Siroy Boys, a couple of
my favorite media people with separate hypotheticals this weekend. Now
one of them, Christina, involves black Nitro, your roommate, So
(01:44):
I want to include you in this, but it had
to do my understanding was Cash Siroy, the older brother
of the two Siroy Boys, the famous Soroy Boys.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Thought that he could throw a baseball how fast?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
About seventy five I believe. Now they were in Florida
over the weekend, so that was reported back to me.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, and I kept seeing social media about it, and
I think maybe his brother, Mike, your boyfriend and roommate
said he was guessing, what maybe fifty nine or some.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Said, hell, no, maybe fifty If that, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't think there's any way right now that Cash
could throw a baseball fifty miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
There was a point where I was playing a lot
of softball, and I used to love baseball. I was
not a pitcher or anything, and I was somewhere where
there was a radar gun, like at a Ranger game
or something, or a rough Riders game, and I got
to throw a baseball and I was like, man, I
wonder if i'll throw it, you know, seventy five or
something like that. And I threw it and it was
like fifty two. And I was currently playing a lot
(02:49):
of softball. You're in your twenties, right, Yes, in my twenties.
I'm sitting here just thinking about this now. Cash is
probably in better shape than me. But I'm sitting here
thinking if I ride to throw a baseball as hard
as I can to get velocity, I would probably throw
my shoulder out exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
And he probably would too. I don't even know. I've
never seen him pitch a baseball before.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, I mean, if you told me a he played
competitive baseball and almost got a college scholarship.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I would consider.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It, but just a guy, and it's just fifty's going Yeah,
I think I could throw it seventy five miles an hour.
Is the most insane thing a guy, such a guy
thing to say.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know. Remind me.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I think there's an episode of Seinfeld where this guy goes, Hey,
what do you think what happen to me if I
jumped off that balcony? Anyways, I don't know that. I
asked AI and it was like, very unlikely. They're like,
even if you're already throwing sixty to sixty five, it
would take you six to twelve months if you're starting
at sixty with and it shows you this program of
how to.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So no, I don't think that's okay. That was his hypothetical. Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The others are are Buddy slightly biased now slightly biased,
local media guy, Big MAVs following like thirty thousand YouTube followers,
great guy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Anyways, he was talking about this, he said, what do
you think would be easier of these three sports hypotheticals?
Getting a hit off Major league pitcher Paul Skeens. You
get twenty five swings. Okay, Now this is a guy
who strikes out major league hitters and they look silly
against him. So there's a mere mortal trying to get
a hit up Paul Skins with twenty five pitches. Or
beating Steph Curry in a game of twenty one, which
(04:20):
is one on one, make it, take it and you're
spot at a thirteen oh lead yeap. Or stopping Derrick
Henry from rushing for ten yards and four tries.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No, Now keep in mind.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Derrick Henry's Derrick Henry's NFL averages like four point five
yards of carry or something.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like that against the whole defense.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, but I'm assuming this is a one on one
drill where you're just lining.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Up across room.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You gotta stop him, you know which Holey's gonna hit?
You gotta go plug the hole? Yeah? Which which of
Let's just talk about each one of those, these these
slightly ones, Paul Skeins, Steph Curry, or Derrick Henry. Which
of those is the hardest, the lowest? To me, the
lowest percentage is far and away Derrick Henry. And I
think that's the one that you would likely get hurt
trying to do oh my god, or kilt. Yeah, so
(05:03):
there's a zero chance that's of that. That's out, that's out,
zero two.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I agree. You agree with that, Christina.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
As soon as you said it, I was like, no,
there's no way anyone could do that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So I I think of Dude Perfect when I think
of the Paul Skians, because dude Tyler Tony tried to
get a hit off of who was the Rangers closer
that got real scared and look at yeah like a
little dude, I'm blaking yeah, And so he would, Uh,
Tyler Tony got to hit off him in spring training
and just see if he could get a hit off him.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now that reliever I can't remember his name, but it's
not as good as Paul Skans either, right, Uh. And
most people aren't even a good of athlete as Tyler
Tony of Dude Perfect. So there's that you have twenty
five swings to get a hit off maybe the best
picture on the planet. That's gonna be hard because keep
in mind, he could throw one hundred and two miles
an hour, he could throw seventy miles an hour. He
can put it anywhere he wants it to be, right, what's.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
His personality, Like, do you think he'd give you one
just because he felt bad for you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No way, there's not an athlete alive that would do that. Okay,
oh so there's that or Steph Curry, you're playing at
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's make it, take it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And people don't realize they think watching Steph Curry, Oh
he's a little guy. No, when he's standing next to
regular human beings, he's six two sixty three six four,
I don't know he's he not little bitty old. He
looks like a giant guy, right, I think that. You know,
it's it's so weird because like, what's a hit? Like
what if you got lucky and you just got the
(06:26):
the bat on the ball and it was in play,
Like I think there's a degree of luck with that.
I think it have to be a hit that you
have a full defense out there and you have to
get to first base.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And really, most people, even if you hit one to
the outfield, they might be able to throw you out
before you get to first base.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, by the way, the guy who couldn't think of
it as jose La Clerk. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So the only reason that I think that The best
chance you have is against Steph Curry is because you could.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Get I think it's I.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Think it's easier to get lucky and make a fade
away because you'll get the ball first, and so you
could get lucky. You could get lucky and get three
straight buckets and win. But the second he gets the ball,
it's over. You're never stopping him. No, you're never stopping
And plus he can block your shot with ease.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah wait, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, so I'm saying I think I think that that's
the best chance you have of I think you're talking
about getting lucky. I think you're you have a better
chance of getting lucky and hitting crazy shots than you
do of getting a bat on a ball and getting
it in play.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And then running the first base. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I think I would take baseball though, because I think
if you just happen to line up the barrel with
the ball and the momentum of the speed of the pitch,
I I just think it would be impossible.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think all of it's impossible.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But with Steph you could probably make him laugh, to him,
throw him off a little bit. You know, it's something stupid.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
But the other thing too, is it's like, okay, does
does the ball have to be thrown in the zone?
Like are you gonna go chasing? Because if it didn't
have to be a strike, right, you're done.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You're done. You just don't even have to throw it
to where you can hit it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I couldn't hit off Bassic in wiffle ball when he
was allowed to throw junk pitches. Yeah, remember that. Yes,
let's come on, all right, there you have it. There's
sports hypothetical is always fun. Thank you slightly bias, Thank you,
cash Leroy.
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