May 15, 2025 • 6 mins
In this episode, the crew dives headfirst into the NFL schedule release chaos, but not before a hilarious detour into the very NSFW rabbit hole of “Alexis Texas 2025” (don’t Google it at work!). From there, it’s a rollercoaster of hot takes, football nostalgia, and side-splitting banter.The eternal optimism (or delusion?) of Cowboys fans resurfaces. “I do think this is their year. Yep. Every year is,” says Ben, with just the right amount of sarcasm.Romo praises the Cowboys’ offseason moves, while the gang debates whether Pickens is a “superstar” or just “somewhere between Jerry Rice and Antonio Bryant.”
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're all working the jarwboards.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
There, we go some production value in that thing.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is what Jerry wanted more Alexis Texas. I think
she's doing the halftime show at Thanksgiving too. You know
she's got that beautiful mother. I'll be there for it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You may not want to. What are you talking about?
You think she's gone downhill? Yeah? Oh I disagree. I
think that thing will hold up forever. What do you mean? Where?
What have you seen?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I started crawling around some gal TMZ and it was
hold on, let Lex go ahead to your she a
couple of days ago. What I'm just crawling around some
other gal who's embroiled in some gossip around her.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Alexis, Texas twenty five. Oh yeah, that's not gonna do.
Don't search that at work.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm not on the Oh yeah, I'm on the Wi Fi.
Let me get you're gonna get flagged, gonna get flagged.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Things that came up were blurry, So that's probably not good, dude,
I'm blurring.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Okay, thank You's Chronologically before the NFL schedule release, Troy
Aikman and Joe Buck of ESPN Monday Night Football Fame
are on the NFL promotional tour.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So they're doing Good Morning America, which you know Michael
Strahan host. So it's a bunch of football guys and
they're just trying to fill out a segment. We got
ten seconds left to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm gonna say Buffalo finally wins it. Oh, Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I there's not an ounce of Troy's heart.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
No that believes the Cowboys with the Super Bowl. You
heard what he's been saying for the last few years.
He's being very honest about it. I also think he
thinks that pigging the super Bowl winner and May is
tom foolery and he doesn't engage in that sort of
stuff anyway, So I'll lean on your bit. I think
he thinks there's no chance in hell the Cowboys win
it all this. I do think this is their year. Yep,
(02:12):
every year is.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I think it sucks that Troy and Joe are on
Monday Night football now. It just doesn't feel right that
we kind of have some dufuss doing the games on Sundays.
But Troy and Joe are a great example of you
can take a big contract and mail it in good
God are they dude?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Absolutely? And I'm sure they personally would take offense to that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I was gonna say, I don't think there's a single
thing Troy business life that is mailed in.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Do you think Troy mails it in at all?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Let me let me clear that up, because I don't
think the mailing and the process, but like just the
joking and sarcasm of we're doing a football game, they
do not take the job as seriously as they did
when they were at Fox.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't agree with this point at all.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I think I don't understand what.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I would like you to take ruin the ecconom No, no, no,
that's such a great quote. I want you to go
through and pull ten examples of what you're talking about.
That right, Yeah, that's not a football broadcast. If you're
going to attack our guy, the godfather to my middle child,
Joe bu Troy Aikman. Nope, Troy, I want you to
(03:20):
bring proof on these because he's it's not going to
get back to Troy on the Kevin Turner Show, It's
gonna go Hey, the Bennetts Skin Show was saying you
mail it in. No, this is not what this is true,
Not what this is this is everyone saying the lottery
was rigged. And then you go, okay, prove it please,
you saw it. No, no, tell me, explain to me
how it happens. Yeah, Kevin, Well, you got to give
(03:40):
me more time than that.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Ye No, I told you. Yeah, go fetch ten examples.
You have to be disrespectful. But oh yeah, get your email.
There's an example. It looks like I've been let go.
The economy crashes apparent.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Troiman was flying in the jet with Bob, and Bob
heard it and they just cut and pasted from the
original email for.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Nearly the second time in a calendar year. Put my
crap in a box. Okay, George Pickens, yep, Tony Romo
was playing golf yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Imagine that. And here's what he said.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
That's a big trade.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Having him and CD together is a game changer.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And if you.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Remember when they had a Mari earlier and Ceedee Lamb together,
it makes it very difficult to focus on one player
when you have two, you know, kind of superstars out there.
And I feel like when you have two guys like that,
it just opens up the offense quite a bit. So
I think the Cowboys did a great job this offseason
kudos to the Joneses and what they did, because they
(04:43):
needed to make up grind on the rest of the
division and they did.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I like that he called him an almost superstar. Yeah,
I liked it as soon as he did.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You guys, hear the clip after that when he goes, now,
watch me smoke this dry. If he had called him
a superstar, it would have been hyper bullock. Yeah right, yeah,
he's likely so he is not a super he's closed.
The headline would have been Tony Romo calls Pickin's a superstar.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He might be one level of in maturity and a
good quarterback away from being a superstar, right, but I
got to be hard to be a superstar on offense,
where Ceedee Lamb will get one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Targets right now, He's somewhere between Jerry Rice and Antonio O'Briant,
somewhere in there, somewhere between those two guys and Steven
standing outside.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Here's what happened there.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And as we did more and more homework, didn't know
if we were going to get a receiver high or not.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
We were certainly considering it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And then after the draft was over, you know, we
had several options on the table and really dug in
even more in terms of want to understand what each
player to bring to the table. And we thought George
was the right answer and decided to move quickly and pulled.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It, pulled the trigger.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
They have to go four and two or five and
one in their first six games.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I was thinking the same thing. They don't do that.
I think they're in trouble. They have a gauntlet at
them there.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well, hold on, I did have that exact same reaction
looking their schedule. But I would also like to say
that every year we say this and then you get
into the new football season and three of the teams
you thought were going to be good suck.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
They do get hurt. It's just the way it goes
in football.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But Lions, Eagles and Chiefs back to back to back. Right,
Lions will be eight and nine this year.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh that was some good cowboy kerosene and coming up
in just three minutes after we google Alexis Texas twenty
twenty five to see how she's looking, we'll go back
around the sports. This time it's Kyrie Irving who will
discuss he has a rap song.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
We'll listen to it. Next,
You're all working the jarwboards.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
There, we go some production value in that thing.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is what Jerry wanted more Alexis Texas. I think
she's doing the halftime show at Thanksgiving too. You know
she's got that beautiful mother. I'll be there for it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You may not want to. What are you talking about?
You think she's gone downhill? Yeah? Oh I disagree. I
think that thing will hold up forever. What do you mean? Where?
What have you seen?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I started crawling around some gal TMZ and it was
hold on, let Lex go ahead to your she a
couple of days ago. What I'm just crawling around some
other gal who's embroiled in some gossip around her.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Alexis, Texas twenty five. Oh yeah, that's not gonna do.
Don't search that at work.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm not on the Oh yeah, I'm on the Wi Fi.
Let me get you're gonna get flagged, gonna get flagged.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Things that came up were blurry, So that's probably not good, dude,
I'm blurring.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Okay, thank You's Chronologically before the NFL schedule release, Troy
Aikman and Joe Buck of ESPN Monday Night Football Fame
are on the NFL promotional tour.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So they're doing Good Morning America, which you know Michael
Strahan host. So it's a bunch of football guys and
they're just trying to fill out a segment. We got
ten seconds left to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm gonna say Buffalo finally wins it. Oh, Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I there's not an ounce of Troy's heart.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
No that believes the Cowboys with the Super Bowl. You
heard what he's been saying for the last few years.
He's being very honest about it. I also think he
thinks that pigging the super Bowl winner and May is
tom foolery and he doesn't engage in that sort of
stuff anyway, So I'll lean on your bit. I think
he thinks there's no chance in hell the Cowboys win
it all this. I do think this is their year. Yep,
(02:12):
every year is.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I think it sucks that Troy and Joe are on
Monday Night football now. It just doesn't feel right that
we kind of have some dufuss doing the games on Sundays.
But Troy and Joe are a great example of you
can take a big contract and mail it in good
God are they dude?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Absolutely? And I'm sure they personally would take offense to that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I was gonna say, I don't think there's a single
thing Troy business life that is mailed in.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Do you think Troy mails it in at all?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Let me let me clear that up, because I don't
think the mailing and the process, but like just the
joking and sarcasm of we're doing a football game, they
do not take the job as seriously as they did
when they were at Fox.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't agree with this point at all.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I think I don't understand what.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I would like you to take ruin the ecconom No, no, no,
that's such a great quote. I want you to go
through and pull ten examples of what you're talking about.
That right, Yeah, that's not a football broadcast. If you're
going to attack our guy, the godfather to my middle child,
Joe bu Troy Aikman. Nope, Troy, I want you to
(03:20):
bring proof on these because he's it's not going to
get back to Troy on the Kevin Turner Show, It's
gonna go Hey, the Bennetts Skin Show was saying you
mail it in. No, this is not what this is true,
Not what this is this is everyone saying the lottery
was rigged. And then you go, okay, prove it please,
you saw it. No, no, tell me, explain to me
how it happens. Yeah, Kevin, Well, you got to give
(03:40):
me more time than that.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Ye No, I told you. Yeah, go fetch ten examples.
You have to be disrespectful. But oh yeah, get your email.
There's an example. It looks like I've been let go.
The economy crashes apparent.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Troiman was flying in the jet with Bob, and Bob
heard it and they just cut and pasted from the
original email for.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Nearly the second time in a calendar year. Put my
crap in a box. Okay, George Pickens, yep, Tony Romo
was playing golf yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Imagine that. And here's what he said.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
That's a big trade.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Having him and CD together is a game changer.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And if you.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Remember when they had a Mari earlier and Ceedee Lamb together,
it makes it very difficult to focus on one player
when you have two, you know, kind of superstars out there.
And I feel like when you have two guys like that,
it just opens up the offense quite a bit. So
I think the Cowboys did a great job this offseason
kudos to the Joneses and what they did, because they
(04:43):
needed to make up grind on the rest of the
division and they did.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I like that he called him an almost superstar. Yeah,
I liked it as soon as he did.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You guys, hear the clip after that when he goes, now,
watch me smoke this dry. If he had called him
a superstar, it would have been hyper bullock. Yeah right, yeah,
he's likely so he is not a super he's closed.
The headline would have been Tony Romo calls Pickin's a superstar.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He might be one level of in maturity and a
good quarterback away from being a superstar, right, but I
got to be hard to be a superstar on offense,
where Ceedee Lamb will get one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Targets right now, He's somewhere between Jerry Rice and Antonio O'Briant,
somewhere in there, somewhere between those two guys and Steven
standing outside.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Here's what happened there.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And as we did more and more homework, didn't know
if we were going to get a receiver high or not.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
We were certainly considering it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And then after the draft was over, you know, we
had several options on the table and really dug in
even more in terms of want to understand what each
player to bring to the table. And we thought George
was the right answer and decided to move quickly and pulled.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It, pulled the trigger.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
They have to go four and two or five and
one in their first six games.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I was thinking the same thing. They don't do that.
I think they're in trouble. They have a gauntlet at
them there.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well, hold on, I did have that exact same reaction
looking their schedule. But I would also like to say
that every year we say this and then you get
into the new football season and three of the teams
you thought were going to be good suck.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
They do get hurt. It's just the way it goes
in football.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But Lions, Eagles and Chiefs back to back to back. Right,
Lions will be eight and nine this year.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh that was some good cowboy kerosene and coming up
in just three minutes after we google Alexis Texas twenty
twenty five to see how she's looking, we'll go back
around the sports. This time it's Kyrie Irving who will
discuss he has a rap song.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
We'll listen to it. Next,
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