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Speaker 2 (00:56):
The thing's big.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It is big. It is so big. Yesterday been brought
to the table a something that he found on the ringer,
and it was a bracket of millennial stuff, but they uh,
you know, to a bracket. Not every team could make
the bracket. But then they posted another article on the
Ringer that I discovered in alphabetical order all the things
they considered to be on the bracket but didn't make
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the cut for the bracket. And there's so much things,
so many things on here that we got to discuss here.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
These are the bubble things.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, so this is the ABCS of millennialism. Adam Sandler
and the a Adam Sandler. Absolutely, Christina and I grew
up with Adam Sandler. You guys were adults when Adam
Sandler made it big, which is kind of crazy. I
don't uh, I don't know why, uh he wouldn't have
made it like that. Seriously that you had you couldn't
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let him in. That's why I wonder. I mean, I
don't for sure know what they were going for specifically
on the bracket, because there was a lot of questionable
things on there to me. But uh, you know, he's look,
he's crossed over to every generation.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He's pretty much our age.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I will also say that for a long time he
was kind of slotted a certain way, and I think
there's probably a lot of people that right at the
ringer that are not impressed with what he does with
his life, Like in general, the critic or the culture
writer is not impressed with what he contributes to the culture.
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Now there are people on the other side that worship
at his alter and I think the best case example
that is Happy Gilmore. The way people feel about Happy Gilmore.
Oh yeah, but if you're just to go pull up
the Adam Sandler movies that aren't done by pt Anderson
and look at the critic rating, you're gonna see that
it's pretty low.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And so I think he's divided.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Like the one of the things I always think about
with him that I think is genius is him and
Chris Farley at the gay Pool party. There was tons
there was tons of backlash about that, and the kind
of people that backlash that are oftentimes millennials, you follow me.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I like that it's divided.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So they put.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Lebron James as a person on here. Any other people
that made.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It maybe there, maybe their thought was pain, maybe their
thought was just that he was too old.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I mean he's a little bit older.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And keep in mind I was six when Billy Madison
came out. This was my favorite movie of all time.
And you're on the older end of the millennials. No,
I'm right in the middle, are you.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Donald Glover made it. But yeah, Donald Glover is about
twenty years younger than you're saying.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The oldest millennium. The geriatric millennials are forty four. Okay,
so yeah that makes sense. Abbreviations like yello and fomo.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's perfect.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But definitely, you know what if we if we're responsible
for that, then I'll just say I would like to
offer you a Bogo buy.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
One, get one free. Yes, I just remember how often
you were saying that. When we first met you, he
was Yolo Turtlo.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was like, hey man, how come you showed up tonight?
He goes fomo bro.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
He was walked around and singing that song and it
was oh yo know and I know I'm still a
boy because I'm the guy voted most likely to walk
down the hall in the company yelling yeat yeah, just to.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Kind of because it sounds like skeet.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And I had an ant named skat adult swim if
you're in that name. Millennials get credit for adult Swim,
which gave us Haeric andre.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So and Rick and Morty and one of my favorite
records the last twenty years the Doom record with Danger
Danger Doom, Danger Doom. That was a whole thing that
was done to Adult Swim. That's crazy. Yeah, there was
characters on the record from Adult Swim.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Wait, do you know where the show's from.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It was all the cartoons together, so it was like
m F Doom rapping and Danger Mouse producing it. It
was called Danger Doom and it had characters from Adult Swim,
Adult Swim All Stars. Incredible record, American Idol. We won't
take credit for that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'd rather not. The movie American Pie. Yeah, that's pretty Yeah,
that's for us.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Andy Samberg, Okay, younger version of Adam Sandler, right.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I think he's like the quintessential millennial funny man. My
stuff he was riffing on, and I think.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
There's an argument to be made that The Lonely Island
is the most important comedy group of all time. They
got down in the culture somehow with the dumbest stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
By the way, one of those dudes y'all were talking
about girls, which was on the bracket yesterday. One of
those Lonely Island Dudes was a character on Girls for
several episodes.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Christina Avril Levine Love aver Levine.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
She's one of the main reasons I play guitar to
this day.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Look at that influence.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
She was huge. I mean yeah, she was a badass
like punk rock girl and the huge punk rock scene
at the time.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
But she was a girl like we had.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Linkin eighty two, simple playing good Charlotte, all of them,
but you had a girl doing it and it was
just mind blowing.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
And her music was awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
What is her song, skater girl, skater guy, skater boy,
skater boy with with the number eight.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, skater bo But at a time when there were
so many angry white men, it's pretty good. Let's move
to the.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Bees angry whiny white men.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
How about uh the Bachelor Ben.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Forever that is started a comes to my front porch.
Uh listen. I never watched the show. My wife watched it,
so I also watched.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
It, and then you would oftentimes run into former bachelors
out of town.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
He did not want to watch the show, but he
knew the name of every person involved, and he had
his favorite It's like pulp.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Fiction, you know.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
My girls a vegetarian, so basically I'm a vegetarian. But yeah,
there was time we were on the ticket doing weekends.
We were doing a show from the Dallas Boat Show
and I got excited that one of the guys from
The Bachelor was there and I forced him on the show.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I would there was about a thank you for continuing
on with me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, it was great because you had set the table
because there was about a four month run where I
was like, Okay, now, why are we having Reality Steve
on again?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Because we have him on every week on the show
was the most popular show in the world.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Like any like a ticker guy on Jim Rome, We're
gonna have him on again.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
But he always knew what was gonna happen on that show.
I don't know how it was great.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
You're not a mainstream guy, right, you know you don't
cast well, you're more of a narrow cast guy.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It depends on the show. I don't like reality game shows.
Millennials will get credit for Beyonce. Yeah, the Barrel Witch Project. Definitely.
How about this one blockbuster? I'm gonna you would give
that to y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I think blockbuster closing well, let's.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Put that on gen Z. Yeah no, well, let's just
go ahead and give it to gen No. But it's
we know that we at least have the experience of
going in and renting videos before and the next generation
does not.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But y'all are y'all are napster?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Or is that gen X?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
No, we were napster. We are more LimeWire because we're cheap.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And what I'm saying is that that's basically what killed
Blockbuster and what killed sound Warehouse and Tower Records and
all that stuff, And that happened on y'all's watch.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
So that was the COVID of Yeah, you guys were
like a plague for the old technology.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Well, I like to apologize to all of those yeah.
Uh and uh, I would like to now say you're
welcome for breaking bad.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You guys get to claim that we'll get breaking bad.
You guys get feld, we get breaking bad.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Why do you get to claim that we get sopranos ben?
Oh wait, you guys got sopranos for Why do you
claim that just because it happened on your watch?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But it's like there there wasn't it really there? There?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So their whole premise is what was the cultural zeitgeist
during this generation had basically what this is?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Uh Jaylen know at nine pm everyone wanted it no
uh call of duty? Ben Okay, let's go. Cargo shorts, Kevin,
that was your name.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
We all had cargo shorts back in the day and
the Puka shot necklace.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You were cool unless you had cargo shorts.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And your generation is Derek Collins.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I lost a bit that had that was not a bit.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I took a picture of you one day at the
office and it captured your poka necklace.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And you were so mad, like, don't post that, And
that's when that's when Derek Collin asked you to move
in with him.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Right, It really does suck because dude, in that picture,
I am wearing cargo shorts, which honestly needed now more
than ever. These phones are getting huge.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Your your pockets were in those shorts were full of
Puka necklaces.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
The Chappelle Show. Hell yeah, all right, y'all get that.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Uh that's that's good for the ceas. We'll save this.
Maybe we'll cont and get to D's later on.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
All gonna make a d nuts joke or not?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Gonna let' sit what what did you let it see it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I thought you stopped talking mid sentence.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
No, I just have a lot of fluorid in my
mouth and went to the dentist today.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh yeah, man, I don't want to do that segment
all right. I think we're just gonna end the show.
No coming up Friday. What old did Kevin have in
his mouth earlier today? Is he leaned back in that chair. Uh,
but I'll never forget the very first dentist appointment Kevin
ever had. He looked that country dentist dead in his eye.
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He opened his mouth and these words came out. I
thank people who know how to code. I think they
can do some stuff, Doctor Moore, It is.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Amazing that that was set on the air.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We're just gonna wait around and see what pops.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Uh. Christina will be on next playing music right here
on the Eagle.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
There you going
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Get my sack pack, dude, God bless Jesus.