June 6, 2025 • 4 mins
What would you do if a total stranger told your daughter that her dad was having an affair—with his ex-wife?In this jaw-dropping and hilarious episode of The Ben and Skin Show, Jeff “Skin” Wade shares a wild story straight from his daughter’s day as a leasing agent. What starts as a routine apartment move-in turns into a bizarre encounter with a compulsive liar who drops a bombshell accusation that leaves Skin—and the rest of the crew—stunned and cracking up.From fake Gucci shoes to private jet fantasies and the world’s largest vitamin empire, this guy might just be the most delusional tenant in Texas. But when he claims Skin is having an affair with his ex-wife, things go from ridiculous to legendary. Skin’s reaction? “Clearly, who's gonna have sex with me? I don’t even have time for an affair!”
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Another edition of things is tracking.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I got a crazy story for you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
My daughter, my sweet daughter, is a leasing agent, and
so she's at apartment complex and she goes and shows people, uh, hey,
here's the apartment, and then they sign or they don't
sign or whatever. And sometimes she'll come home and how'd
your day go, baby girl?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know, I had four showings and some of these
people were and sing blah blah blah. Well, a few
weeks ago she told me about one particular person she
showed an apartment to, and it sounded very Chris Chris.
You guys remember Chris. Chris was a character that Gordon
Keith did on The Ticket, and he was a young,
uptown douchey sales guy that was super status oriented and
(00:49):
told Liz all the time to make himself feel more
important than he was. Okay, she's describing describing this guy,
It's like, well she was.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
She was like, he said that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
His mom owned the largest vitamin company in the world
and that he only flies private and then he asked
me if my shoes were Gucci, And I'm like, god,
this sounds like a douche man. Yeah, you know, and
She's like, pretty much everything that came out of his
mouth was a lie. And I was like, all right,
well that doesn't sound like a pleasant experience. Didn't think
(01:22):
another thing about it. So yesterday she gets home and
I was like, how's your day, baby girl? She was like, well,
I a guy. I had to do a you know,
I guess I forget. The term shoes is when the
person actually leave. It's they called him move in. The
person that leased the apartment is moving in. And it
was the same guy from a month ago. He was
moving in and she said, She goes, yeah, he said
(01:45):
the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, she said.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
In the middle of this, he goes, you're so soft spoken?
Is it hereditary or your mom and dad soft spoken?
She goes, well, actually, my dad's the opposite. He has
a job where he talks for a living. And he goes, oh, really,
well what does he do? And so she started to
tell him who I was and what I did. He goes, oh,
(02:09):
I hate that guy.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh my god, that's all. Let's get this guy in
the air. Oh, get it gets better. Why do you
hate him? Well, he's having an affair with my ex wife.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh my god, what what he said to my daughter?
My daughter goes, what you just said my dad did.
And he goes, oh, oh, well who is he again?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And then she goes, well, I'll show you a picture
of him, and she he goes, oh no, no, no,
he asked, he goes, she goes, he goes, what does
he look like?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And he goes. She goes, he's kind of tall and
skin He goes, oh, no, this is a fat guy.
Oh my god, it's me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't know that. But she was just like, why
would a person I mean, it's clearly a lie. Why
would a guy even say that if it's just everything
that falls out of your mouth is a lie. And
so as he's telling her this, and I'm sitting there thinking,
there's probably lots of people out there that are saying
(03:18):
horrible things about us out there in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But for an acute accusation like that, that like she
could just like hear that him not actually validate it
and she go to your wife or you, Yeah, that
could cause a lot of drama, like unnecessary drama.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I think this guy has a lot of drama in
his life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wow, Like, based on every single thing he told her
was pretty much a lie. Now, I had that going
for me in this story, because I mean, to your point,
think about how she could have reacted to that. And
her first reaction was like, Uh, what are you making
up about my dad right now? But that's a pretty
intense thing for your daughter to come home and tell you. Yeah,
(04:00):
you know what I'm saying. Well, she didn't panic and
call you immediately, No, call her mom.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She In fact, it's funny, like my wife is sitting
there kind of laughing at the story. Yeah, you know,
because I mean, clearly, you're gonna have sex with me,
and you don't have time to have an affair, no, no, anything,
You just don't have time. I've spent so much time
thinking about how could I do this, and I just
can't come up with the opportunity to do it. All right,
But that's a pretty uh yeah, let's google that guy. Yeah,
(04:26):
all right, good stuff. Things getting weight to tracking Coming
up next in the Hollywood Shuffle. Why did Diddy almost
get thrown out of the courtroom? That's coming up next.
Another edition of things is tracking.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I got a crazy story for you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
My daughter, my sweet daughter, is a leasing agent, and
so she's at apartment complex and she goes and shows people, uh, hey,
here's the apartment, and then they sign or they don't
sign or whatever. And sometimes she'll come home and how'd
your day go, baby girl?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know, I had four showings and some of these
people were and sing blah blah blah. Well, a few
weeks ago she told me about one particular person she
showed an apartment to, and it sounded very Chris Chris.
You guys remember Chris. Chris was a character that Gordon
Keith did on The Ticket, and he was a young,
uptown douchey sales guy that was super status oriented and
(00:49):
told Liz all the time to make himself feel more
important than he was. Okay, she's describing describing this guy,
It's like, well she was.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
She was like, he said that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
His mom owned the largest vitamin company in the world
and that he only flies private and then he asked
me if my shoes were Gucci, And I'm like, god,
this sounds like a douche man. Yeah, you know, and
She's like, pretty much everything that came out of his
mouth was a lie. And I was like, all right,
well that doesn't sound like a pleasant experience. Didn't think
(01:22):
another thing about it. So yesterday she gets home and
I was like, how's your day, baby girl? She was like, well,
I a guy. I had to do a you know,
I guess I forget. The term shoes is when the
person actually leave. It's they called him move in. The
person that leased the apartment is moving in. And it
was the same guy from a month ago. He was
moving in and she said, She goes, yeah, he said
(01:45):
the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, she said.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
In the middle of this, he goes, you're so soft spoken?
Is it hereditary or your mom and dad soft spoken?
She goes, well, actually, my dad's the opposite. He has
a job where he talks for a living. And he goes, oh, really,
well what does he do? And so she started to
tell him who I was and what I did. He goes, oh,
(02:09):
I hate that guy.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh my god, that's all. Let's get this guy in
the air. Oh, get it gets better. Why do you
hate him? Well, he's having an affair with my ex wife.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh my god, what what he said to my daughter?
My daughter goes, what you just said my dad did.
And he goes, oh, oh, well who is he again?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And then she goes, well, I'll show you a picture
of him, and she he goes, oh no, no, no,
he asked, he goes, she goes, he goes, what does
he look like?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And he goes. She goes, he's kind of tall and
skin He goes, oh, no, this is a fat guy.
Oh my god, it's me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't know that. But she was just like, why
would a person I mean, it's clearly a lie. Why
would a guy even say that if it's just everything
that falls out of your mouth is a lie. And
so as he's telling her this, and I'm sitting there thinking,
there's probably lots of people out there that are saying
(03:18):
horrible things about us out there in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But for an acute accusation like that, that like she
could just like hear that him not actually validate it
and she go to your wife or you, Yeah, that
could cause a lot of drama, like unnecessary drama.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I think this guy has a lot of drama in
his life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wow, Like, based on every single thing he told her
was pretty much a lie. Now, I had that going
for me in this story, because I mean, to your point,
think about how she could have reacted to that. And
her first reaction was like, Uh, what are you making
up about my dad right now? But that's a pretty
intense thing for your daughter to come home and tell you. Yeah,
(04:00):
you know what I'm saying. Well, she didn't panic and
call you immediately, No, call her mom.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She In fact, it's funny, like my wife is sitting
there kind of laughing at the story. Yeah, you know,
because I mean, clearly, you're gonna have sex with me,
and you don't have time to have an affair, no, no, anything,
You just don't have time. I've spent so much time
thinking about how could I do this, and I just
can't come up with the opportunity to do it. All right,
But that's a pretty uh yeah, let's google that guy. Yeah,
(04:26):
all right, good stuff. Things getting weight to tracking Coming
up next in the Hollywood Shuffle. Why did Diddy almost
get thrown out of the courtroom? That's coming up next.
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