July 31, 2025 • 6 mins
“What’d he say? …And what’d you say when he said that?”In this absolutely unhinged and side-splitting edition of The Ben and Skin Show, Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray — fire up the Way Back Machine and take you on a wild ride through some of the most bizarre, hilarious, and unforgettable moments in show history.
Ben revisits a decade-old phone call with a listener who somehow turned a conversation about reproduction into a never-ending loop of “What’d he say?” and “What’d you say?” It’s awkward, it’s confusing, and it’s comedy gold. As Skin puts it: “You trapped him. You got him in the Matrix.”
Ben revisits a decade-old phone call with a listener who somehow turned a conversation about reproduction into a never-ending loop of “What’d he say?” and “What’d you say?” It’s awkward, it’s confusing, and it’s comedy gold. As Skin puts it: “You trapped him. You got him in the Matrix.”
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's time to go into the biting schedule wayback machine.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm straight Homy. This one is h Only a few
things is going to play from the past. But this
has been on the phone with a caller during a
segment back in the day. And this is long ago,
I would say, close to ten years. But the collar
was kind of not really taking things anywhere. So Ben
(00:30):
stepped in to kind of get us going someone interested.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I laughed once he told me that, you know, but
that was gross, Like I said, I don't have nothing
to gift home on what he say? He said, yeah,
I know it's not right because I don't have two dads.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So what you say and what you say to that?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And then I told him, well, yeah, because a woman
is the only other person on the only person in
this one who could reproduce.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And so what do he say to that? What did
he How did he respond when you told him that?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And basically he just kind of was like, well, yeah,
I'm gonna get me a wife one day.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And so what you say, I'm gonna get a husband?
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And I told him, damn right?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What he say?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
He just laughs, But you know, I told him, damn right.
You're gonna get married to a woman.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And what he saying? What he said when you told
him that?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I mean he did all he could do was laugh,
and he was like, I'll never do that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And what you say? What did you say when he
told you that?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I basically told him I don't ever want to see
you do that?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And what he say? How did he respond?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I won't?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And what did you say when he said I won't
get What did you say?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And then what did I say? After that?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That was pretty much in the conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Then what y'all do? What y'all do?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Not going anywhere? That story in the matrix, So a
story about reproduction. What was he?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What we were talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
God?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
What we We don't really take calls anymore, but we
did that back in the day so much, and sometimes
it would pay off sometimes, wouldn't. I think the weirdest
ones We were at Live one O five to three
and that lady called in and said she managed a hotel. Yeah,
and she was having an affair with her boss at
the hotel and she was just telling the story on
the air. I'm like, this is going out on one
(02:13):
hundred thousand what transmitters? She goes, Oh, no, one knows
what hotel. She goes, it's over by uh, it's over
by uh love Field. Yeah, we're like, there's not that
many hotels over there.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Like what she's like, It's not like I'm with the
guy at a Coldplay concert. It's the anniversary. Also a
classic billiard's fart. You don't see a lot of billiards,
but when you do see it on TV, you know,
it usually means there's other things on in the primetime
spots on ESPN, Like everyone else is watching football right now,
(02:44):
but here's some billiards. But this is a big shot
coming up here.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And this happened.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
That a bit of noise in.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What sounded like it sounded a bit strange. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Sad. Please thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
This is a really important part of the match because
a pott in that yellow I don't know, it's just
something you look up to the commedy boat. It's not smile.
But this now the it's the twenty eight points behind,
and in some ways.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I just love that they can't. They're trying to hold
back the laugh. It's like the Scottie Shuffeer part, exactly
like that. Here's the isolated.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That sounds like an animal. Did they leaned up for
that one? Well, billiards, though, you're like, it's a tough spot.
You gotta get on the corner of the table, and like, okay,
I thought it was someone in the crowd. Okay, it
could be.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
They did say it came from the crowd, but they
might have been protecting a billiard's play.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But would you could you do that to throw someone off?
It's just like you're not supposed to make noise on
a t box when a guy's about to hit it, hueball,
if you just rip one.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
That's great tactical warfare to fart when a guy's in
his back. I can't tell you how many times I've
been ready to hit a golf ball and then they
start off in the distance, some dumb cow news.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Why does that happen? That's great though, That's was wonderful.
Go on.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
The Scottie Scheffler part too, kind of sounded a little
bit like that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
He admitted to that, right, he.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Did admit to it, And I'm proud of him for
doing that, because we're starting to see he's got a
lot of personality pretty great in the happy Gilmore too
as well. People are talking about his performance a lot
because he's uh, they are Oh, here's it, here's his
partfer Okay, pretty good, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
This was such pent up tension, was that.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You He's like, yeah, I mean, I'm out there six hours.
I'm gonna be fartened up. Of course, how was his
t shot?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It was right in the middle of the fairway. Yeah, that
was the approach shot. It's also the anniversary. At the time,
we were at training camp and we were hanging out
with our friends in the NFL network, Jane Slater, and
then you know, she had a big report that went viral.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Coach Jason Garrett says he's dealing with back stiffness and
they're being careful with them.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
On Clearfiel practice Thursday or what his availability will be
this weekend. If you'll remember last year, he was.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Dealing with a bulging disk issue rather in his lower back.
Amazing that it's her and that it's that player and
that's the injury. Just too good, which that was why
five or six seven years ago. Now that Tyler Guidan
has been hurt, if Tyron Smith has recovered from his
bulging disc.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Then why not give him a call? I would.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I know, he just retired, but uh, you know, it's
all he didn't try to play last year.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Usually when guys retire, they stay working out.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Tiran's definitely working out, all right. All right, there you
have it. The wayback machine always delivers. Coming up and
there it is. Just over three minutes we'll have the
wildlife news.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
A terrifying warning for Texans, do not miss this three
minutes away before
It's time to go into the biting schedule wayback machine.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm straight Homy. This one is h Only a few
things is going to play from the past. But this
has been on the phone with a caller during a
segment back in the day. And this is long ago,
I would say, close to ten years. But the collar
was kind of not really taking things anywhere. So Ben
(00:30):
stepped in to kind of get us going someone interested.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I laughed once he told me that, you know, but
that was gross, Like I said, I don't have nothing
to gift home on what he say? He said, yeah,
I know it's not right because I don't have two dads.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So what you say and what you say to that?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And then I told him, well, yeah, because a woman
is the only other person on the only person in
this one who could reproduce.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And so what do he say to that? What did
he How did he respond when you told him that?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And basically he just kind of was like, well, yeah,
I'm gonna get me a wife one day.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And so what you say, I'm gonna get a husband?
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And I told him, damn right?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What he say?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
He just laughs, But you know, I told him, damn right.
You're gonna get married to a woman.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And what he saying? What he said when you told
him that?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I mean he did all he could do was laugh,
and he was like, I'll never do that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And what you say? What did you say when he
told you that?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I basically told him I don't ever want to see
you do that?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And what he say? How did he respond?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I won't?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And what did you say when he said I won't
get What did you say?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And then what did I say? After that?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That was pretty much in the conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Then what y'all do? What y'all do?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Not going anywhere? That story in the matrix, So a
story about reproduction. What was he?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What we were talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
God?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
What we We don't really take calls anymore, but we
did that back in the day so much, and sometimes
it would pay off sometimes, wouldn't. I think the weirdest
ones We were at Live one O five to three
and that lady called in and said she managed a hotel. Yeah,
and she was having an affair with her boss at
the hotel and she was just telling the story on
the air. I'm like, this is going out on one
(02:13):
hundred thousand what transmitters? She goes, Oh, no, one knows
what hotel. She goes, it's over by uh, it's over
by uh love Field. Yeah, we're like, there's not that
many hotels over there.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Like what she's like, It's not like I'm with the
guy at a Coldplay concert. It's the anniversary. Also a
classic billiard's fart. You don't see a lot of billiards,
but when you do see it on TV, you know,
it usually means there's other things on in the primetime
spots on ESPN, Like everyone else is watching football right now,
(02:44):
but here's some billiards. But this is a big shot
coming up here.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And this happened.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
That a bit of noise in.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What sounded like it sounded a bit strange. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Sad. Please thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
This is a really important part of the match because
a pott in that yellow I don't know, it's just
something you look up to the commedy boat. It's not smile.
But this now the it's the twenty eight points behind,
and in some ways.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I just love that they can't. They're trying to hold
back the laugh. It's like the Scottie Shuffeer part, exactly
like that. Here's the isolated.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That sounds like an animal. Did they leaned up for
that one? Well, billiards, though, you're like, it's a tough spot.
You gotta get on the corner of the table, and like, okay,
I thought it was someone in the crowd. Okay, it
could be.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
They did say it came from the crowd, but they
might have been protecting a billiard's play.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But would you could you do that to throw someone off?
It's just like you're not supposed to make noise on
a t box when a guy's about to hit it, hueball,
if you just rip one.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
That's great tactical warfare to fart when a guy's in
his back. I can't tell you how many times I've
been ready to hit a golf ball and then they
start off in the distance, some dumb cow news.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Why does that happen? That's great though, That's was wonderful.
Go on.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
The Scottie Scheffler part too, kind of sounded a little
bit like that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
He admitted to that, right, he.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Did admit to it, And I'm proud of him for
doing that, because we're starting to see he's got a
lot of personality pretty great in the happy Gilmore too
as well. People are talking about his performance a lot
because he's uh, they are Oh, here's it, here's his
partfer Okay, pretty good, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
This was such pent up tension, was that.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You He's like, yeah, I mean, I'm out there six hours.
I'm gonna be fartened up. Of course, how was his
t shot?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It was right in the middle of the fairway. Yeah, that
was the approach shot. It's also the anniversary. At the time,
we were at training camp and we were hanging out
with our friends in the NFL network, Jane Slater, and
then you know, she had a big report that went viral.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Coach Jason Garrett says he's dealing with back stiffness and
they're being careful with them.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
On Clearfiel practice Thursday or what his availability will be
this weekend. If you'll remember last year, he was.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Dealing with a bulging disk issue rather in his lower back.
Amazing that it's her and that it's that player and
that's the injury. Just too good, which that was why
five or six seven years ago. Now that Tyler Guidan
has been hurt, if Tyron Smith has recovered from his
bulging disc.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Then why not give him a call? I would.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I know, he just retired, but uh, you know, it's
all he didn't try to play last year.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Usually when guys retire, they stay working out.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Tiran's definitely working out, all right. All right, there you
have it. The wayback machine always delivers. Coming up and
there it is. Just over three minutes we'll have the
wildlife news.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
A terrifying warning for Texans, do not miss this three
minutes away before
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