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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I watch the show live from three to six tomorrow
(00:02):
Pluckers in Dallas. We're very much looking forward to that.
But to celebrate Cowboys Eagles, we wanted to take a
look back at some old audio. This is Mosquito and
the Hulk and with an Eagles podcaster, Kevin Brosteak, way
way back in the day. This is a fake radio show.
Everybody's in on the bit that's listening. We know it's
(00:24):
a bit. The only person who doesn't is the person
getting interviewed, and they must be thinking this is the
weirdest show of all time. Is there anything else we
need to say about what Mosquito in the Hulk are.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I just think you'll be able to tell their voices
pretty quickly which one is the Hulk and which one
is Mosquito. But I think they're a dynamic duo. And
I think the real empathetic character in all of these
is the Hulk.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
He's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I just think with the Eagles being here, the first
thing I think about when it comes to anything Eagles
football is Kevin bros Day after this. So this is
a legendary one.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
So here's part one.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Welcome back into the Lunchty buffet. Everybody get they're grub
od with sports, except for the Hulk because as you know,
he's been on his weight loss journey with Meta Liquid
to lose fast weight loss shakes Hulk. When we started this,
bad boy, you'd let yourself go board the normal you're
up there at five to eighty five.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Where are you sitting today, big boy?
Speaker 7 (01:18):
I'm now down to five seven nine. So when that
second number is not an eight, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
That's huge, huge losid six pounds here the first three
weeks of Big Metal Liquid all right from stadium rat
is our new hobe. Kevin brostech Kevin, how we do
it today?
Speaker 8 (01:35):
Hey, I'm doing outstanding. Yeah, Eagles Nation is beyond excited
for this.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Have the Eagles been properly tested yet?
Speaker 8 (01:42):
I mean, I think the forty nine Ers defense was
like the perfect test for them. It's like they were aggressive.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Well, my question is focused on a different aspect of
the game, and I want to know does this team,
to a man have the mental fold to win a championship?
Because if because well the reason I'm asking is because
I've been in the trenches, as John Madden said, the
big ugliest that's where I dominated, and so for me,
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it's like, you know, mentally, I mean, I notice dogs.
You know, there's dogs in the locker room, and that's
some that ain't dogs. They're just barking. And so I
want to know if the game is on the line,
creat you look up in the stands and somebody holding
the billboard saying you suck? Do you have can you
focus back in on the game mentally to prevent Kevin?
(02:36):
Because if you can't, you can't, you can't win it all.
So are they strong enough mentally Kevin?
Speaker 8 (02:42):
I think the Eagles. Yeah, they got the mental toughness
and the right leadership to be able to go in
and win the Super Bowl Championship.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I'm just saying, like, mentally, do we have the order
to mentally?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Which player are we talking about?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Kevin?
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Yes, he goes back to the back.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
He didn't have his best team, but he didn't make
any of the mental mistakes right quarterback.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's what I'm saying because you're talking about Middleyholt.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
It's the turnover mistakes that's what's going to get you
every time.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Kevin.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
It's the middle of mistakes I'll get Kevin. He is
a He's a big part of stadium rat you can
find about the internet. Joddy is a lunch time brought
to you by a better liquid weight lunch.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
For me, man, I can't think of them enough.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Over there, just like the whole What did you have
for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Oh? Man, you put me on the spoty man, Kevin
don't want to hear that. Kevin?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Do you want to hear with the whole heads for
breakfast this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
What you have?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Come on, Kevin, Man, don't let Steve into this thing. Man.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Kevin's here to support the lunch tie buffet.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Well, let me ask our special guests, Kevin, what you
have for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 8 (03:53):
I just had just a basic start, just a granola bar,
banana and coffee to get my way to work.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That sounds off of Kevin.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
That sounded like an appetizer to my breakfast.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I think that'd give me the ruds. You ever get
the ken Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:09):
You know, yeah, I never do.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
It's like I'm a runner myself.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
You're healthy, you're healthything.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What's the last time you read?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I don't I don't like to run.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
I ran on on Saturday mornings. Every weekend. I try
to go out for I can eat a ten mile.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Run, Let's go. That's what I'm talking about, Kevin Ken.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
That sounds like utter misery all the man. Are you, Kevin?
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I'm twenty seven years old.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
My cousin used to go running, calling jogging.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
If you run too much, the shirt chafe your nipple
and the like, you actually make it bleed, right right, Kevin?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You ever had bloody dipples?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Kevin?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
You know what, I don't think I have like I've been.
I've been a runner pretty much pretty much all my life,
and it's just something I guess my body's gotten used
to toughness to be able to go for.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Are you saying your dipples are resistant to blood?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Saying I don't have just have it to my cousin?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Yeah yeah, fly eagle slap yeah. Fly back to metal
liquid for breakfast. Uh, it's no cars. So I had
half dozen eggs.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Get that protein for breakfast. It's like that's usually what
I'm gonna have after if I run first in the.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Morning, and if you would let the hope we had for.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
The protein in and protein out in your Kevin, I
can have bacon and sausage and things like that, because
there's no bread.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
The thing I can't have is the biscuit.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
All right, let's get back to the game.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Hop.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
We've got Kevin Brotech from stadium rent dot com where
you get all your great an FC East coverage.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
What you got there, Hope, Michel gonna be my signature
raw moment?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Oh, everybody sat back the hoax about the roar of
the lunchtown.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
The only thing I got in my life is this show.
I do my signature, Hope raw, and they try to
take it away from me. But I'm gonna keep doing it.
And if you think this is a good point, I
want you to hulk raw Rah.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I just grawl like that.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Do you feel a little bit guilty going to the
super Bowl knowing that it should probably be the Dallas
Cowboys playing in that Super Bowl?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
I don't feel guilty at all.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
But you got to give your signature Braw. You gotta
go raw, right.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Let's go. But after you do the row, you gotta
do the hulk. Okay, that's the signature braw.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Okay, So can you can you start from that?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
What is? You go down like? Raw?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Hope?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
All right?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
So I don't figure out the way it gets weirder.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Believe you're ready for Cowboys Eagles with that insanity, don't
go anywhere. The fiery conclusion to that mosquito and the
whole prank is coming up in just over three minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Ninety seven point one. The Eagle getting your home today.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I know you're scrambling to get in front of the
tube and watch the season opener. NFL Cowboys Eagle is
gonna be a lot of fun, and we will be
talking about it on the Bin and Skin Show tomorrow
live and in person with you because you can join
us at Pluckers Lovers in Greenville the og Pluckers. Honestly, dude,
I think that's my favorite that location. Yeah, yeah, I
(07:09):
think about all the times we've been. I mean we've
been hooking up with Pluckers for like seven or eight
years now, remember how long the partnership is. But I
feel like all of our my favorite shows have been
at that location. Yeah, and it's convenient for a lot
of folks to stop by, like Kavanaugh ho Wles sometimes
just pop.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Up over there.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Pretty good stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, So come eat with us, grab some wings, grab
some beer. We'll be doing the show from three to six. Uh,
and then we'll be doing every other Friday Old Football
season long at various Pluckers around the DFW, including the
new Mosquite location.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I have not been there, so I look forward to that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
This thing's big, all right.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Here's the rousing conclusion of Mosquito and the Hulk with
the Eagles blogger Kevin bros Daik, who I like to
imagine we'll have his foam finger on top of his
foam finger tonight as he watches the game.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Truefe that guy.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
And also, if.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You're watching games, what should I eat? I've been thinking
about that. I love wings, but I'm saving room for
wings tomorrow. You know what I'm saying, the wings at Pluckers.
I'm looking forward to that Squito on the Wholt part too.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Now give it, give him a lug or what holt?
Give them what? That really really comes from your whole day.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
So it's Rore. And then you said, can you make
sure I say it right?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
U LK like the Incredible Hope.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
So you said, h o LT.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, h o LT, just the Incredible Holt, just like
the TV show from the late comic book the incredible
holt okay, so then it's roar and then yes, yes
at a real lug one.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay, did you say holt ye?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's like the Green Hulk. It called me the because
I'm big and I.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Get mad and make it really okay, hold on longer
though that longer and three two would go all right,
do it, but really put some dunts into it, like
reach down deep into your Lloyd's and let it.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Let it rip, man, bring it all right?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Could you really though? Delv head, Like, just are you
saying Hulk at the end of kem? I think you're
saying Hulk.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Can are you saying hulk in't u l k like
the incredible Hulk?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Make it incredible?
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:35):
All right, okay you hit.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
A butt uger, so there and if you wouldn't bide,
you know, just one more time, like really just let it.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
As you're making me think the Eagles are gonna win. Man,
you really making me feel that fly you can fly
energy for me. I never thought I'd be able to
flag here.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
You just shot it. It's like stop finding way, stopping
my homes and Kelsey, it's like.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Talking to Kevin bro Steak Steadium rat Kevin. One of
the things we do with the lunchtime buffet is we like.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
To Oh my god, I'm sorry. I know I said
I wouldn't do it again. I'm very sorry. I apologize. Okay,
I wanna smell really bad? No it does. Oh that
smell bad even to me and not like mine.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh my god, it smells like an autopsy.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah no, that's not good, Kevin. You happen to everybody
do it. It's part of life.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Rattled as farted, so it is absolutely disgusting. I think
I can taste it.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
I think I can smell it over here.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Oh no, yeah, man, don't do me like that now. Man,
come on, man, we gotta stick that dude. That doude
smell bad.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Though. That's bad. That's really bad.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We should take a break. We're gonna throw up.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Sincerely, gentlemen, I apologize for my lack of professionalism. I
told all program director I would stop farting here in
this tiny little studio.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
It's unprofessional.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
But the folks that Meta liquid told me it would
be part of the side effects of the body transformation
I'm trying to go through.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So is the liquid part of beta liquid? A liquid fart?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
This is not.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Unfortunately, I did it again, you guys. Continue the rest
of the interview. Kevin, I'm sorry for my lack of professionalism.
I'm going through some things right now.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh god, it's so.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I keep some underwear at my desk, so I'm gonna
go change real quick. And but thank you man.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
It's it smells so bad.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Have you ever felt a smart fart so bad that
it's it's like your eyes become hot the heat.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
The heat between and you do you do?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
You?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Do?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
You really?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Do you believe in your team?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's a good question, Kevin, I absolutely do.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
I think this is a special team that that the
Eagles put out this year.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I mean, you know, I mean I was gonna leave
now I can't stop it from coming out.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I'm out of here, hey, Kevin, thank you man.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I gotta go, Christina. Could you have your towel?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
That's gonna yeah. We gotta have to, man, Kevin, he
has covered. We are gonna have to rack CPS. This
is just horror.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Uh but thank you. Well? Can we out, Christina?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
But but I do, Kevin, Kevin, Jesus christ please leave.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Can you hear me? Kevin?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Yeah, I can hear you.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I just want to apologize.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I wasn't trying to be unprofessional, but uh, the metal
liquid diet causes long sorts of chaos and my guns.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
But hold on, I think I have to first.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
That was wild. You know.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
They say they say youds are contagious. I wonder farts
are could take.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I love you, man, Thank you for the time.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Man, you too?
Speaker 7 (13:06):
All right by Kevin go Eagles man?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Much respect, my friend.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
What are you gonna do to all?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Kevin?
Speaker 8 (13:14):
I mean, I'm just gonna enjoy, enjoy the two weeks
of attention that's gonna be put on, the shut off
the Eagles NFC champs, and uh you even bring the
super Bowl home second in franchise history. It's like I
want to see it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
I smell that from over here.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Oh my god, I left my cell phone in here.
I came back in here.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Man, this smells so bad.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I'm not gonna get my phone. Man, bring it out
when you leave the studio.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Is this what it smells like in Dallas?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Man?
Speaker 8 (14:10):
What'd you do there?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Mh Kevin.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Man, I'm starting to smell now, m h oh. Wow,
what's going on in Dallas. Yes, oh, push to.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
The brake.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Man, I can smell it over here. H oh, pez man,
what'd you eat today?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
And Kevin, you hear me? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
What what's your biggest consuming the game?
Speaker 8 (15:06):
I think the biggest concern for me is how are
we going to stop Kansas City's biggest teamakers? Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Hey, man, you like you? I like you man? You
like sports, don't you? You love sports? You love sports, man,
I love it. I respect it, big sports.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Then all right, Kevin, we're gonna go to all right,
all right, great talking with you.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Goodbye, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Say by to the Hulk.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Kevin, yep, all right later Hawk, No.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, no, it's Hulk. Yeah, I think you said Hawk.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Later, Hulk.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Thank you man, good. I love you. Take care all right?
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Great, tell you be a part of it.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Tell him you love him?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
All right, Love you Hawk, Hulk?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Thank you man. That means that means a lot. You
know what I'm saying. Do you hear that? Kevin? Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
That is so?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
You like it weird, don't you?
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Times you got to turn up the weirdness a little bit.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
A boy, When the gillet gets weird, the weird turd
pro kenn do you have an amazing stampa