July 10, 2025 • 9 mins
“Is there anything more suspicious than someone calling themselves a ‘life coach’ with no credentials—just vibes and a MacBook at Starbucks?”In this laugh-out-loud episode of The Ben and Skin Show, the crew dives headfirst into the absurdity of modern-day “life coaching,” the chaos of untrainable dogs, and the mysterious origins of Krystina Ray’s nickname, “Cornbread.” From tamale debates to SpaghettiO sponsorships gone wrong, this episode is a rollercoaster of hilarity, hot takes, and heartfelt moments.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
This biggie boys, a biggety dog.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I heard with ef it with our show, You're goal
ruling it gig except for similar sweet pursuing it bundled
out Shaw shame through the sewer.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Kid, Now what chilling?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I think?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Eagle, Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock.
Got a habit for my house a goat status. How
we'd starting to get crattic shows that enough multiplied like
a rabbit.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Dun in zone out break it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm on, I hang out with the friends, rocking on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
My home on the boy's beIN.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Talking on the radio. It's time to into this fons
again all the day, stream up and hold up on radio.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yes, Happy Thursday, everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
point one The Eagle tomorrow will be broadcasting from the
Chalk Tal Casino and Resort and direct More on that
coming up momentarily.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Let me introduce the crew.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm Ben Rogers, joined by my close personal homie since
nineteen eighty two, Jeff skin Wade.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hello Benjamin. Also joining us the.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Pride and joy of only Texas, Kevin kat Turner. Happy
Thursday and the Pride and Joy of crandall Texas and
from Oatmeal Pizza Christina k Ray a little baby corn
bread Ray.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, Happy Thursday, Go park God my computer on.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
God necessary ever had a.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Corn to molly like corn yes?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Wait, hold on explaining no.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That I'm not talking about the komalie like.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Corn is inside inside pieces of corn.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, it tastes like corn bread. It was pretty good.
Had something from a fiesta yesterday?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You just went to the grocery store, Pa, I don't
feel good grocery store though it is awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's my first time going.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's a party there.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You know.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
It is so uh you, I'll never forget the day
you said, hey, guys, call me corn Bread. And then
you told listeners if you come to a oatmeal pizza show,
yelling out, and I'll never forget that.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And uh and then you went.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And had that little production made and you said, guys,
start playing this for me. This is my nickname is Cornbread.
She was going to harmonize on the guitar with it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah, Now I actually have people come up quite a bit.
Where did Cornbury come from? I'm like, I have no idea.
Ben just randomly said it one day, I told him
to not do it anymore, and then.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That is what.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, it would it would have gone away until, first
of all, I think Soroy came in to negotiate the
stopping of using it at some point too.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, paused it to get engulfed in flames. We would have.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Never we would have entertained that had he not come
in and ruined the whole Chef boy or d thing.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like when.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
What is so different?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
We had a whole deal worked out where Christina was
basically gonna eat nothing but spaghettios for a month and
she was gonna make a lot of money. And then
Siroy came in here.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It was like, oh, I own her.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
I'm gonna start negotiow And then we're like, I want
to deal with you, man, you suck. We're doing a
whole spaghettio deal with our showmate and you've come in here.
So then when he came in and tried to negotiate
the corner and we're like, dude, we don't do deals
with you because you run the spaghetti we don't do
deals with you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
He was trying to help me, I can get.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, comrad Okay, we got an action packed
presentation day.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's gonna be a great show. Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
There's something we're gonna get into today at around three
forty three forty five, and it's do you know anyone
who has a dog that you can't stand?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And it just reminds me of my dogs. And we'll
get into this.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
But I started thinking of you know, I was sitting
there talking to skin uh while we were waiting for
the intro to start, and I was just talking about
how much I dislike one of my dogs. And I
was not I don't hate him, I love him, but
I really dislike him and you don't want to do
anything for him. And I just remember, like, you know,
like if somebody comes over to the house, he jumps
up on him, he can't like he might sneak outside
(04:55):
and run away. We'll have to chase him, he'll get
into the trash, like it just sucks in every way.
He's everything about him is a little beating. And then
I thought, oh, yeah, well why didn't we just get
him trained? And then I remember at the time, we
had a pet trainer come over, a dog trainer, and
Kat was like, oh so happy because she's super frugal
and she sounded fround to the lady in the neighborhood
who was going to train our dogs for us. And
(05:16):
this lady kept coming by and working with the dogs
while I was at work. I never got to see it.
And finally they were ready to show me. Hey, let's
show Ben how trained the dogs are. This is incredible.
And I'm like, okay, show me. And the lady they
were like, all right, somebody go to the door, and
I know, your dogs freak out and bark and go
crazy and try to get outside, and they no, my god,
someone's at the door.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And she goes, you know, watch this. They don't do
that anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And so that they had someone go to the door
pretend to be there, and then my dogs go crazy.
And the lady reached into this little satchel she had.
I've told you guys this before, and she pulled out
some dog food, put it in her hand and threw
the dog food on the ground, and my dogs stopped
barking at the door and started eating the food.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
And I'm like, that's not training.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
That makes them fat, that's bribing them with treats, that's
not training them. And so I was thinking about that
and I thought is what is a bigger scam Someone
being a pet trainer that's not really trained to be
a pet trainer, or someone being a life coach that
(06:20):
isn't trained to be a life coach.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
There's nothing worse than being a life coach or someone
telling you they're a life coach or whatever. I mean,
that's like someone telling you they're a walking greeting card.
I I just like, I don't get that, yeah, because
no one's got it figured out.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, none of us know what we're doing.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
No, I mean if someone is actually I don't know.
I mean, that's the thing we always talk about, you know,
going and getting therapy, like having a therapist and having
someone to talk to. If you've ever been through that,
you know, I've had some good ones. I've had some
bad ones, but the good ones just start talking about
the balance of life and like all the things that
come to you and trying to figuregure out how to
(07:00):
manage difficulties. Someone telling you how to live your life
and they have it all figured out, that is a scam.
That ain't how life works.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well, It's like, I don't there's no like formal training
really or certification, certification. It's not like you're a psychologist
or a psychiatrist or.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Anything like that.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's just like, hey, man, I can see you're in
a rut. I'd like to be your coach. Yeah, can
you give me a thousand dollars a month and I'll
give you some pep talks.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Here's the thing, I understand life better than you do, right,
So if you listen to me, I can If you
pay me, I can help you, you know, find some
stasis with all this.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
We should do like some sketch comedy where we're making
fun of life coaches, but we're also making them more
like old coaches coaching shorts or like Bobby Knight, thrown
chairs and stuff, and just the way coaches behave so poorly.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I like the idea of a life coach. It's also
a lifeguard. You don't see.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Any life coach commercials, though. Where where are these people at?
Because everyone's got a specialty Starbucks? How are they getting highed?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
They're on a MacBook at a Starbucks right now? I
see it on social media.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah, they were like, hey, are you struggling with your life?
You need some positive re enforcement every now and then.
Let me do it for a nominal fee. It actually
reminds me of our friends that are doing the religion documentary,
you know, where it's like someone's like, wait, I don't
have to claim any of this income.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'm religious.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
In fact, I started a religion and now I don't
have to pay taxes. I mean that's basically what it is.
It's like, oh, wait uh yeah, I'm pretty good at life.
Pay me and I'll tell you how to live it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
A personal trainer outside of the gym, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but that's like we have that for the gym. We
have that for finances. You're a financial advisor, right, we
have that for cooking when you go to a class.
Maybe what I'm just say, It'm like, you have to
be specific. Can't just say you're a life coach. How
are these people who are There's no way. It's like
(08:53):
a real industry.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
It's real, and people are banking on it because some
fools are paying for it.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
All right.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
We will get into doll ugs we don't like, or
dogs you don't like. Coming up today at about three
forty at three thirty, why is oh, I can't believe
they're making a movie about this. We had a late
audible there they're making a movie about something crazy, but
coming up next and just over three minutes things skin
is tracking. Where are you gonna take us, Ben, I've
got an update for you that you're going to love.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yes, that's just three minutes away. Don't miss it.
This biggie boys, a biggety dog.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I heard with ef it with our show, You're goal
ruling it gig except for similar sweet pursuing it bundled
out Shaw shame through the sewer.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Kid, Now what chilling?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I think?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Eagle, Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock.
Got a habit for my house a goat status. How
we'd starting to get crattic shows that enough multiplied like
a rabbit.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Dun in zone out break it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm on, I hang out with the friends, rocking on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
My home on the boy's beIN.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Talking on the radio. It's time to into this fons
again all the day, stream up and hold up on radio.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yes, Happy Thursday, everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
point one The Eagle tomorrow will be broadcasting from the
Chalk Tal Casino and Resort and direct More on that
coming up momentarily.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Let me introduce the crew.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm Ben Rogers, joined by my close personal homie since
nineteen eighty two, Jeff skin Wade.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hello Benjamin. Also joining us the.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Pride and joy of only Texas, Kevin kat Turner. Happy
Thursday and the Pride and Joy of crandall Texas and
from Oatmeal Pizza Christina k Ray a little baby corn
bread Ray.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, Happy Thursday, Go park God my computer on.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
God necessary ever had a.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Corn to molly like corn yes?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Wait, hold on explaining no.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That I'm not talking about the komalie like.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Corn is inside inside pieces of corn.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, it tastes like corn bread. It was pretty good.
Had something from a fiesta yesterday?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You just went to the grocery store, Pa, I don't
feel good grocery store though it is awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's my first time going.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's a party there.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You know.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
It is so uh you, I'll never forget the day
you said, hey, guys, call me corn Bread. And then
you told listeners if you come to a oatmeal pizza show,
yelling out, and I'll never forget that.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And uh and then you went.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And had that little production made and you said, guys,
start playing this for me. This is my nickname is Cornbread.
She was going to harmonize on the guitar with it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah, Now I actually have people come up quite a bit.
Where did Cornbury come from? I'm like, I have no idea.
Ben just randomly said it one day, I told him
to not do it anymore, and then.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That is what.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, it would it would have gone away until, first
of all, I think Soroy came in to negotiate the
stopping of using it at some point too.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, paused it to get engulfed in flames. We would have.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Never we would have entertained that had he not come
in and ruined the whole Chef boy or d thing.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like when.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
What is so different?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
We had a whole deal worked out where Christina was
basically gonna eat nothing but spaghettios for a month and
she was gonna make a lot of money. And then
Siroy came in here.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It was like, oh, I own her.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
I'm gonna start negotiow And then we're like, I want
to deal with you, man, you suck. We're doing a
whole spaghettio deal with our showmate and you've come in here.
So then when he came in and tried to negotiate
the corner and we're like, dude, we don't do deals
with you because you run the spaghetti we don't do
deals with you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
He was trying to help me, I can get.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, comrad Okay, we got an action packed
presentation day.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's gonna be a great show. Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
There's something we're gonna get into today at around three
forty three forty five, and it's do you know anyone
who has a dog that you can't stand?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And it just reminds me of my dogs. And we'll
get into this.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
But I started thinking of you know, I was sitting
there talking to skin uh while we were waiting for
the intro to start, and I was just talking about
how much I dislike one of my dogs. And I
was not I don't hate him, I love him, but
I really dislike him and you don't want to do
anything for him. And I just remember, like, you know,
like if somebody comes over to the house, he jumps
up on him, he can't like he might sneak outside
(04:55):
and run away. We'll have to chase him, he'll get
into the trash, like it just sucks in every way.
He's everything about him is a little beating. And then
I thought, oh, yeah, well why didn't we just get
him trained? And then I remember at the time, we
had a pet trainer come over, a dog trainer, and
Kat was like, oh so happy because she's super frugal
and she sounded fround to the lady in the neighborhood
who was going to train our dogs for us. And
(05:16):
this lady kept coming by and working with the dogs
while I was at work. I never got to see it.
And finally they were ready to show me. Hey, let's
show Ben how trained the dogs are. This is incredible.
And I'm like, okay, show me. And the lady they
were like, all right, somebody go to the door, and
I know, your dogs freak out and bark and go
crazy and try to get outside, and they no, my god,
someone's at the door.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And she goes, you know, watch this. They don't do
that anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And so that they had someone go to the door
pretend to be there, and then my dogs go crazy.
And the lady reached into this little satchel she had.
I've told you guys this before, and she pulled out
some dog food, put it in her hand and threw
the dog food on the ground, and my dogs stopped
barking at the door and started eating the food.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
And I'm like, that's not training.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
That makes them fat, that's bribing them with treats, that's
not training them. And so I was thinking about that
and I thought is what is a bigger scam Someone
being a pet trainer that's not really trained to be
a pet trainer, or someone being a life coach that
(06:20):
isn't trained to be a life coach.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
There's nothing worse than being a life coach or someone
telling you they're a life coach or whatever. I mean,
that's like someone telling you they're a walking greeting card.
I I just like, I don't get that, yeah, because
no one's got it figured out.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, none of us know what we're doing.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
No, I mean if someone is actually I don't know.
I mean, that's the thing we always talk about, you know,
going and getting therapy, like having a therapist and having
someone to talk to. If you've ever been through that,
you know, I've had some good ones. I've had some
bad ones, but the good ones just start talking about
the balance of life and like all the things that
come to you and trying to figuregure out how to
(07:00):
manage difficulties. Someone telling you how to live your life
and they have it all figured out, that is a scam.
That ain't how life works.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well, It's like, I don't there's no like formal training
really or certification, certification. It's not like you're a psychologist
or a psychiatrist or.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Anything like that.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's just like, hey, man, I can see you're in
a rut. I'd like to be your coach. Yeah, can
you give me a thousand dollars a month and I'll
give you some pep talks.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Here's the thing, I understand life better than you do, right,
So if you listen to me, I can If you
pay me, I can help you, you know, find some
stasis with all this.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
We should do like some sketch comedy where we're making
fun of life coaches, but we're also making them more
like old coaches coaching shorts or like Bobby Knight, thrown
chairs and stuff, and just the way coaches behave so poorly.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I like the idea of a life coach. It's also
a lifeguard. You don't see.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Any life coach commercials, though. Where where are these people at?
Because everyone's got a specialty Starbucks? How are they getting highed?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
They're on a MacBook at a Starbucks right now? I
see it on social media.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah, they were like, hey, are you struggling with your life?
You need some positive re enforcement every now and then.
Let me do it for a nominal fee. It actually
reminds me of our friends that are doing the religion documentary,
you know, where it's like someone's like, wait, I don't
have to claim any of this income.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'm religious.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
In fact, I started a religion and now I don't
have to pay taxes. I mean that's basically what it is.
It's like, oh, wait uh yeah, I'm pretty good at life.
Pay me and I'll tell you how to live it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
A personal trainer outside of the gym, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but that's like we have that for the gym. We
have that for finances. You're a financial advisor, right, we
have that for cooking when you go to a class.
Maybe what I'm just say, It'm like, you have to
be specific. Can't just say you're a life coach. How
are these people who are There's no way. It's like
(08:53):
a real industry.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
It's real, and people are banking on it because some
fools are paying for it.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
All right.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
We will get into doll ugs we don't like, or
dogs you don't like. Coming up today at about three
forty at three thirty, why is oh, I can't believe
they're making a movie about this. We had a late
audible there they're making a movie about something crazy, but
coming up next and just over three minutes things skin
is tracking. Where are you gonna take us, Ben, I've
got an update for you that you're going to love.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yes, that's just three minutes away. Don't miss it.
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