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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Some more Auzie stuff at five.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is a clip from two thousand and two the
White House Press Correspondence dinner. So it's always like a
you know, there's usually a comedian does some jokes and
then the President will do some jokes back to the crowd.
Now this is twousand and two, so sensitive time in
this nation. But here's George W. Bush, you know, just mentioning,
who's all there?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
What a fantastic audience.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We had to name.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Washington power brokers, celebrities, Hollywood stars.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ozzy Osborne.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, now that this applause goes on for about a minute,
I edited down. Ozzie then stand that he's sitting with
Sharon and then he stands up on the table and
then raised his end of the air and he looks
like a happy little boy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, Ozzie might have been a mistake.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I think about Ozzie is he's made a lot of
big hit recordings Party with the Animals, Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath,
Facing Hell, Black Skies and blood Bath and Paradise. Ozzie,
Mom loves your stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Pretty good. This is right around the time his reality
show is blowing up. Yeah, when it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Started that year. Yeah, Oh, mom loves your stuff. That's funny, Barbara,
pretty good, Okay. On the Benningskin Show, Bingo card, sometimes
you might see Kevin forces something on the show because
it involves things he likes.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yep, but that's like, that's like a free square.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, it's a free square and you're gonna get it here,
so suck on it. This is from a while back.
Your host of SNL this week is Joseph Gordon Levitt.
He's playing the role of Jason Maraz in this clip.
Yesterday we talked about Jack Johnson. Well, Jack Johnson was
played by Andy Sandberg and he had a show called
The Mellow Show where he's sitting on the beach barefooted.
(02:04):
One of his reptiles always goes missing. He's wearing a
Pooka necklace. Bill Hayter is playing the role of Dave
Matthews and your host that week or your musical guest
that week was Dave Matthews, and he comes out as Ozzy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Why would Ozzie join The Mellow Show? Do you have
a Mellow song you'd like to share with us?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So, this one is about just taking it easy and
having fun. It's called I Am Tired man from time
to time that was not so mellow. In fact, I'm
(03:03):
pretty sure you scared Dave Matthews. Well, it doesn't scare
Dave Matthews.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I mean looked at him.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
His stupid face and his uh in his stupid feet
and his voice makes me want to throw up in
my hands. Wow, this has been fun It's very dumb.
It's very dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well, he's funny because he's looking scared, like they're all
freaked out that Ozzie came out and started yelling on
the Mellow Show, on Melow Show.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yesterday I wanted to play this for you guys too
before we go to break here. So now press conferences
are back because you know, training camp has started and
your new coach was almost a coach here in my opinion,
at least I think he was entertained.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Here is Mike Vrabel. He's not the coach of the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hell yeah, and uh he's a big meathead guy and
uh this is the first press conference of the year,
you know, after a practice, and I thought he was
a jerk to this reporter.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, you know, how do you feel about passing back?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I mean, whether you were in a coma when I
answered Tom's question or typing on your phone or tweeting,
I don't know, but I spent five minutes answering that question.
And I can go back through it, but i'd rather not.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
If you're a reporter and it's your first practice with
Mike Brabel, you're going, God, we're off to a bad
start this year, aren't we.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
He's set in the tone. But yeah, I mean that's
on the reporter, dude, it is. But you don't have
to do it though, check you a just answer that question.
It's good in the tone. Be a dick. You don't
have to. Guys love that there is a tone that
is being set.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I pull for the Patriots to keep losing.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That's the Patriot wave. But it's like Rick Carlisle, right,
like just make it real edgy for everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, he doesn't want to be there, so he's like
trying to scare you off from asking him questions, so
the press conferences will be shorter.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
That's right, all right, There you have it. Uh, there
is the audio bubble bath all right?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Coming up?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
In just over three minutes, a local athlete is set
to start a new movie.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Who's the athlete? What the movie we'll discuss next,