Wildlife News

Skin informs us about frankenstein rabbits taking over Colorado

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:20):
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it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Welcome the wild Life Clue.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
The wild Life Clue. All right, thank you friends. I'm
gonna send you, guys pictures that go along with this
story that I'm about to read, and you can look
at the pictures and then describe what you're seeing, if
you can even tell what the hell you're seeing. But
there is a new creature that is roaming all across

(01:01):
Colorado and expanding into other states. And it has been
dubbed the Frankenstein Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh my god, it's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Tell us what you're seeing. There, Christina.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So you do see a sweet little rabbit, but it
looks like it's got like these black horns all over
its face.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's kind of gross.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Man, it's got like antlers coming out of it all
over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, you guys are describing it correctly, according to this
news report at least, oh so basically. So here's a
quote from local resident Susan Mansfield. She saw one with
black quills and or black toothpicks sticking out all around.
Her quote is, I thought he would die off during
the winter, but he didn't. He came back a second

(01:49):
year and they grew. So what you're looking at is
a bunny that's got this sort of it's infected with
a virus. Oh yes, and so the byproduct of the
virus is that it's growing out these like black horn
antlers like you guys were describing.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, it's like a black sheep type horns.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, kind of like The Last of Us. Okay, Ben,
incredible that you said that. I don't watch the show.
But here's the second paragraph of the article. Looking that
like they're straight out of HBO's Fungus horror show The
Last of Us. These mutated bunnies have been spotted all
over Fort Collins, Colorado. It says the virus is spread

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by mosquitoes and ticks, with cases peaking in summer when
the biting insects are more active. Now, it's not hurting
these rabbits other than you know, if they look in
a mirror, they're going to be pretty shocked at what
they look like.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, some of these look like it could affect their.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Eating, you know, yeah, getting away of their mouth. Yeah,
but you know that female rabbits are so quick to
give it up. I don't think it'll impact anything, like
in terms of their mating, yeah, because they can't get enough.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Those things love to bag right little? You done about little?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Rabbits have more sex than any animal in the history
of Earth.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's incredible. They're just constantly pumping. And now they're having
black tusk sex, are they? Is that? What that is?
A tusk? What you call it?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's more like a tentacle.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
They're having black tentacle sex.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
But you know, if you know that, obviously, rabbits don't
encounter mirrors very much, so they're not going to see
their own image and be like, oh, I look terrible
and have low self esteem. But a female rabbit can
see that. But so if the female's rabbit, like, dude,
you got it, come on, you got antlers and stuff
sprouting out everywhere. But the good news is that that's
not going to slow them down at all, because she's

(03:46):
still down.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
She's down for whatever. Man, I think of a rabbit
came up to a mirror and saw that, they'd be like,
oh my god, look at that terrifying creature, and they'd
turn around and hide tail it away from it.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Absolutely. So you said it's not hurting them.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I mean, according to this, according to this news report,
it's not okay.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm just can we get infected with this? Is this
a what? A?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
What?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
If we had black tentacles coming out of our faces?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I mean, if you had a couple of like big
sturdy deer antlers coming out of your forehead, and I
could be could benefit you in some ways. Yeah, I've
got some sex masks that have that giant antlers coming
out of the forehead and then the eyes are all
blacked out, and then I'm just standing in a room
of robes with you know, Illuminati billionaires.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
A room of robes. Why don't we move the dog
story to Tomorrow Christina equal At that we'll give you
an update on how you can rent a dog. Tomorrow,
It's The Been and Skin Show ninety seven point one.
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