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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A hand Skin Show ninety seven point one, The Eagle,
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I got them, We got them. The last pair of
nine inch Nails tickets were given away this week.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Be listening.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sometime during the show. There'll be some sort of eagle
version of the bat signal go out. You'll use your
iHeart talkback feature on your iHeart app, the free app
that streams our shows. You can download podcast and of
course that's how we give away tickets. We use the
talkback feature. Be listening for your chance to win those
nine inch Nails tickets. I'm very excited that they're coming
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back to the American Airlines Center this spring.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So good luck everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
All right, coming up in the Hollywood Shuffle here in
about twenty minutes. Can KT convince me to go to
the movies tonight? But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Skin Is Track, another edition of things Skinner's tracking.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You guys.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Just in general, how do you guys feel about the
Guinness Book of World Records.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
My childhood reminds me of the Scholastic Book Fair for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, it's always the go to book I there.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I think it's interesting that you know we're about twenty
years off from each other in terms of our growing
up timelines. But I would have thought that by the
time y'all were wherever I was in my age, that
the Guinness Book of World Records was gone.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But it's still hanging in there.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
It's the TikTok challenge of our childhood, because we'd get
that book and go through and see what we could do.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, that's ma and then none of them. Yeah, do
none of them because it's too hard to have the money.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, we have audio of a Guinness book, a Guinness
World record that was just established, and without context, we
will now and in fact, if you want to like
really play along at home, pull out your stopwatch and
without context, we will now play that world record.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm find somebody is ill?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Neil, no boy, nobody.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
I mean, can I just say and I mean this,
uh in the least offensive way as possible. That sounds
like the lawn crew. That's we eat in my neighbor's
house just at seven thirty am on Friday. Apparently seven
thirty is when they start every Friday they mow, and
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we'd eat my neighbor's house.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
And it kind of sounds like that.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know what language is happening on top of the
weed eat because I wondered, first of all, if you
speak whatever language that is, and they were cussing.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
It's not even about the language, man, it's about the
weed eater.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, no, no, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I hear you, but sometimes you do hear from talking
over the Weed's terrible, and it's usually not a language
that you were taught primarily growing up in this country.
I think that's Italian, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I have no idea. It doesn't sound Italian, it doesn't okay,
I couldn't tell. I don't know what country this was in.
And if you can't guess the record, it's the world's
longest fart now continuous, continuous fart. But he did have
an exclamation point.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay? Okay? Wait, can I hear it with the voice? Nobody?
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
That shooter makeswaggen at the end.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Going on, we'll probably do that forever.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So so anyways, you guys watched the video, ry, yes, Christie,
you know what you describe how this man.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Was he I can't remember if he was on his
tiptoes or not, but there was definitely a microphone pointed
towards it, you know, and he just kind of leans
over and let's.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Let's it go.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
He's got his uh legs spread about shoulder with the
party like you do like a squad or something. He
is in athletic clothes. It's like Adida shorts on, like
this is an athletic achievement. And once this gets going,
let me just turn it down underneath it so I
can kind of explain. Then he starts to lift a
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leg and kind of stretch out a little bit, and
it kind of looks like some of the stretches I've
seen you tu skin to get your back loose and
get some of that tissue cleared out.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah. And while I'm doing that, Katie, I'm farting, just hoping,
I don't, you know, he doesn't turn into an accidental situation.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
So now he's his right foot is planeted, his left
legs up, yeah, and he's kind of extending his left
leg out a little bit and holding it underneath the
hamstring area. Yeah, he's like almost like, well, he knows
how much gas is in his body, and he's almost
kind of like forcing it out like the end of a.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Toothpaste or something.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's prepared for this, and I do worry about part
of his colon leaving his body.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Yeah, the trading for that, you absolutely poop your pants, Yeah,
I would think.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Okay, so did you say exactly how long this was?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
No? What was it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I believe it's forty seconds?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Okay, So I'm I'm just wondering who had the record
before this? How long was that far?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Did he lap it? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So the thing that I would say is, I'm sure
this you know, did y'all?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Could y'all guess an age on this guy?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Mid thirties to.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Me, I was fifteen to thirty five.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, he's a young looking guy. He could be anywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And I'm sure at the moment, you know, his friends
are high five in him and stuff. It seems to me,
And maybe this is more of a question for Christina.
I would feel like it's hard to get the ladies
after doing this.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
He probably well, maybe he already has a lady. But
if he goes on a date, he's not going to
bring this up. But if she does some internet saluting
like most girls do before they go on a date,
she's gonna see that pop up.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's where I was going.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
But that's how you find out if she's got a
sense of humor, because that that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, so your doubt you want this from I don't
want it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
You wanted me to get in.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
An athletic position and back his asset to a microphone.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
No, but this is like a special occasion, right, So
he doesn't fart like this at all times.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean, I don't know the guy.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I would assume that he's really I would assume that
he's got some other great ones in his past.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Get this real quick.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Let's say Bernard Clemens, uh huh is a man from London.
Now there's these are unverified reports. Yep, this is not
officially recognized by any type of record keeping. But he
claims to have the record and that it was a
two minute and forty second man two minutes and forty
two seconds.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
For all right, can we get Bernard Clemens on the
show later today? Stick around and find out but coming
up next and the Holly would shuffle? Can kt convince
me to go to the movies tonight? We'll get into
that right here on the