December 16, 2025 • 6 mins
Ben shares a jaw-dropping Facebook post from a local mom group looking to hire someone to keep grandma happy during Christmas. The catch? She’s “a bit of a grumpy cat” who needs wheeling around the party to avoid meltdowns. The crew hilariously debates the logistics, the pay, and whether anyone would actually take this gig. Skin even asks, “What if I want to wipe her ass? Can I?”—and yes, it only gets funnier from there.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been in Skin Show ninety seven point one, the Eagle,
(00:02):
two big road shows.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This week.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Tomorrow we're going to be at Torches in Frisco off
Preston Road.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Come on out and join us. We got math tickets
to give away.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll be there from three to six, and then Friday
at the Chalk Taw Casino and Resort and dur Auant,
Oklahoma from three to six, final week before the holidays.
So come see us in person. All right, coming up
news Quickie talk of the top of the hour. We
have the top touring artists of the new millennium. But
right now it's time for them.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
He's interrational, quick triggered the nuclear overreactor. He's a masterful
storyteller who consistently finds himself drowning in a sea of awkward.
It's time for no Trundy and Ben.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
So, if you're married and you have kids, your wife
is probably in a Facebook group that has to do
with your community. In other words, it's like Frisco Moms
or prosper Moms or Denton Moms, whatever it may be.
My wife's in quite a few of those, as we're
in a lot of We're in kind of a crossroads
area that's right around Frisco and Prosper and Salina. There's
(01:06):
a lot of towns over there, so there's a lot
of moms out there. There's a lot of mom activity.
She sent me a screenshot of a post that was
up in one of those groups on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All right, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
There's a little bit of a long post and there's
a picture of looks like kind of a granny and
she's got two kids. One two babies she's holding, so
it looks like she's holding her grand babies. And one
of them she's holding like a football. The other one
is kind of sprawled out on her lap. She's got
a blanket on. She's sitting in a chair, and the
(01:40):
look on her face is that of man, she's not
enjoying this. She's not joined being with the kids. I
could be wrong. Everybody expresses joy in different ways. She
doesn't look overly happy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And one of the babies looks like it was just
set in her lap and someone walked off.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Right like the So here's the post. Hi, wonderful and
resourceful people. This is from one of the moms in
this group. Can you help me find this person? Okay,
so you're like, oh, no, did she lose her grandma?
She says, I'm looking for a cheerful, sweet souled caregiver
to help make my grandmother's Christmas absolutely magical. Eric, ok
(02:19):
she's looking for someone for a job. She has not
lost her grandma. She says, I'm looking for help from
approximately ten am to two pm on Christmas Day at
their home.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I want to work during that time frame on Christmas Day.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Tasks would include ensuring she's had her fill of delicious
food I mean that's right in the middle of the
Cowboy game and desserts, and make sure that her drink
never runs dry.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I think the Nicks are playing at that time.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
She also needs assistance to wheel around in her wheelchair
to work the room and interact with a variety of
family members. She has a tie to be a bit
of a grumpy cat, especially if she feels left out,
but hey, who doesn't though she feels this way easily,
(03:13):
she's a bitch. Okay, no transfers or toileting would be needed.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You don't have to move her from chair to chair,
chair to couch, chair to bed or anything like that.
And you don't have to wheel her into the toilet
and change a diaper. What if I want to wipe
her ass? Can I?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Uh? She says.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
The granddaughter says, I will take care of those. If
you have availability to spread cheer, earn some dough and
eat a lovely meal, please reach.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Out, dude. I'm doing this, I will say.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Looking at the latest jobs report, I think there should
be a list of people you know going right at it.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
This lady looks so unhappy, she's pissed, and basically, the
scattered reporter is she's gonna be pissed. He's gonna be
mad at everyone. If you're not wheeling her around to
enough conversation, she's going to feel left out. She's going
to get angry. And you got to make sure that
she's her drink is full and that she's eaten. And
this is on your Christmas day. You're doing four hours
and you know, to me, it's like that's grandma. All
(04:12):
the kids are going to be there. But no one
in the family wants any part of this.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I will say again, so good. Unemployment rate hit a
four year high last month. So if you're telling me
that four hours of work and what's the price tag.
I'm sad in the post or not to negotiate.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's not listed, which is makes it a great area.
How does this work do?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I just got to go and log into this group,
and because I want to get some more information like
our rates and stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I need to find out if there's been any more
posts on this. I'll get some more intel from my
wife to find out on this particular group if there's
been a follow up. But yeah, that does not sound
like fun. That does not sound like a fun way
to spend Christmas?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And is that?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
On one hand, I respect the family. They're like, look,
Grandma is a bitch.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
He's going to ruin Christmas for everybody, or we just
all chip in and pay somebody an hourly fee to
babysit her for four hours.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, I'm looking at the picture.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And so they are making the commitment to take her
out of the nursing facility and bring her to the house.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They could have just left her there, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So they are bringing what appears to be a very
old lesbian to their house.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's an ann Edna situation, and so what come on,
Ernie Edna? They're like, no one wants to be around her.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She's killing the vibe.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I mean, I'm looking at what's on the table at
the nursing home. I'm looking is that someone's been brushing
her hair. So they're making a concerted effort to involve her.
They just once they get her here, they want to
have their fun and hire someone wheel.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Her from conversation conversation. She looks pissed and they just
placed those babies on her, and those babies are.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Like e because if she's left out, she gets mad.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Right, Yeah, anyways, Uh, let us know if you're actually
text in two one four seven, eight seven, one oh
five three. Let the general know if you'd like to
pick up this job. All right, Coming up next, KT,
where are you going to take us in the news?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Quick?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
We're the top touring music artist of the entire millennium.
I've got that answer.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Next
I've been in Skin Show ninety seven point one, the Eagle,
(00:02):
two big road shows.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This week.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Tomorrow we're going to be at Torches in Frisco off
Preston Road.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Come on out and join us. We got math tickets
to give away.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll be there from three to six, and then Friday
at the Chalk Taw Casino and Resort and dur Auant,
Oklahoma from three to six, final week before the holidays.
So come see us in person. All right, coming up
news Quickie talk of the top of the hour. We
have the top touring artists of the new millennium. But
right now it's time for them.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
He's interrational, quick triggered the nuclear overreactor. He's a masterful
storyteller who consistently finds himself drowning in a sea of awkward.
It's time for no Trundy and Ben.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
So, if you're married and you have kids, your wife
is probably in a Facebook group that has to do
with your community. In other words, it's like Frisco Moms
or prosper Moms or Denton Moms, whatever it may be.
My wife's in quite a few of those, as we're
in a lot of We're in kind of a crossroads
area that's right around Frisco and Prosper and Salina. There's
(01:06):
a lot of towns over there, so there's a lot
of moms out there. There's a lot of mom activity.
She sent me a screenshot of a post that was
up in one of those groups on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All right, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
There's a little bit of a long post and there's
a picture of looks like kind of a granny and
she's got two kids. One two babies she's holding, so
it looks like she's holding her grand babies. And one
of them she's holding like a football. The other one
is kind of sprawled out on her lap. She's got
a blanket on. She's sitting in a chair, and the
(01:40):
look on her face is that of man, she's not
enjoying this. She's not joined being with the kids. I
could be wrong. Everybody expresses joy in different ways. She
doesn't look overly happy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And one of the babies looks like it was just
set in her lap and someone walked off.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Right like the So here's the post. Hi, wonderful and
resourceful people. This is from one of the moms in
this group. Can you help me find this person? Okay,
so you're like, oh, no, did she lose her grandma?
She says, I'm looking for a cheerful, sweet souled caregiver
to help make my grandmother's Christmas absolutely magical. Eric, ok
(02:19):
she's looking for someone for a job. She has not
lost her grandma. She says, I'm looking for help from
approximately ten am to two pm on Christmas Day at
their home.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I want to work during that time frame on Christmas Day.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Tasks would include ensuring she's had her fill of delicious
food I mean that's right in the middle of the
Cowboy game and desserts, and make sure that her drink
never runs dry.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I think the Nicks are playing at that time.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
She also needs assistance to wheel around in her wheelchair
to work the room and interact with a variety of
family members. She has a tie to be a bit
of a grumpy cat, especially if she feels left out,
but hey, who doesn't though she feels this way easily,
(03:13):
she's a bitch. Okay, no transfers or toileting would be needed.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You don't have to move her from chair to chair,
chair to couch, chair to bed or anything like that.
And you don't have to wheel her into the toilet
and change a diaper. What if I want to wipe
her ass? Can I?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Uh? She says.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
The granddaughter says, I will take care of those. If
you have availability to spread cheer, earn some dough and
eat a lovely meal, please reach.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Out, dude. I'm doing this, I will say.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Looking at the latest jobs report, I think there should
be a list of people you know going right at it.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
This lady looks so unhappy, she's pissed, and basically, the
scattered reporter is she's gonna be pissed. He's gonna be
mad at everyone. If you're not wheeling her around to
enough conversation, she's going to feel left out. She's going
to get angry. And you got to make sure that
she's her drink is full and that she's eaten. And
this is on your Christmas day. You're doing four hours
and you know, to me, it's like that's grandma. All
(04:12):
the kids are going to be there. But no one
in the family wants any part of this.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I will say again, so good. Unemployment rate hit a
four year high last month. So if you're telling me
that four hours of work and what's the price tag.
I'm sad in the post or not to negotiate.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's not listed, which is makes it a great area.
How does this work do?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I just got to go and log into this group,
and because I want to get some more information like
our rates and stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I need to find out if there's been any more
posts on this. I'll get some more intel from my
wife to find out on this particular group if there's
been a follow up. But yeah, that does not sound
like fun. That does not sound like a fun way
to spend Christmas?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And is that?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
On one hand, I respect the family. They're like, look,
Grandma is a bitch.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
He's going to ruin Christmas for everybody, or we just
all chip in and pay somebody an hourly fee to
babysit her for four hours.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, I'm looking at the picture.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And so they are making the commitment to take her
out of the nursing facility and bring her to the house.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They could have just left her there, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So they are bringing what appears to be a very
old lesbian to their house.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's an ann Edna situation, and so what come on,
Ernie Edna? They're like, no one wants to be around her.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She's killing the vibe.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I mean, I'm looking at what's on the table at
the nursing home. I'm looking is that someone's been brushing
her hair. So they're making a concerted effort to involve her.
They just once they get her here, they want to
have their fun and hire someone wheel.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Her from conversation conversation. She looks pissed and they just
placed those babies on her, and those babies are.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Like e because if she's left out, she gets mad.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Right, Yeah, anyways, Uh, let us know if you're actually
text in two one four seven, eight seven, one oh
five three. Let the general know if you'd like to
pick up this job. All right, Coming up next, KT,
where are you going to take us in the news?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Quick?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
We're the top touring music artist of the entire millennium.
I've got that answer.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Next
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