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May 19, 2025 7 mins
A wild story involving media tycoon David Geffen leads to one of the wildest hypotheticals yet.  David Geffen who is valued at nearly 9 billion dollars, is getting divorced from his husband who is 50 years younger than him, and apparently there’s no pre-nup.  This story sets up a hard-hitting question of how far you would go for a crap load of money.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Juicing us hot guys, come stay on top in the
Woots shovel.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Again Pop Quiz in thirty seconds or less? Can you
tell the world who David Geffen is?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
David Geffen is a legendary music executive. He started as
a music manager for artists in the seventies, a lot
of like the California Sound, like Jackson Brown and the
Eagles and people like that. And then he dabbled in
getting into the music business and failed miserably, and so
when he recreated himself, he started the record label DGC,

(00:43):
the David Geffen Companies, which was responsible for the band Nirvana,
for example. So he was a legendary music executive that
then sold right before the crash of the record business.
He sold DGC for a ton of money, and then
I believe at that point he started Dream Works with
Steven Spielberg and somebody else. And he was also one

(01:09):
of the first openly gay executives in Hollywood. And he
was early on a big, you know, supporter of age
related charity.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
He's eighty two. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
There's a really good documentary about him on Netflix. I
think it's on one of the things. Well, he's a
legendary guy. That goes back to the late sixties.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
This story is weird how sometimes something's fall on your lap.
Because yesterday I was I had a bit of a drive.
I went to my niece's birthday party yesterday, she's two.
It was Bluey themed, of course, tell you So. I
was listening to Conan's podcast and Conan had John mullaney
on and they are discussing this.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Okay, my favorite part of the Eagles documentary as I
think they realized that David Geffen is kind of taking
advantage of them, and they unbelievably the way the documentary
lays out, if you watch the Eagles documentary and you
do not have to be an Eagles fan who love
the Eagles documentary, yeah, you just have to have some time.
So they have different Eagles talking about getting together, and
then they meet David Geffen, and then David Geffen says, oh,

(02:11):
they were the best. They're fantastic. They were amazing. I
knew right away. And then they all start working together.
Everything's great. And then some of them on cameras start
to say, yeah, but then we thought maybe this deal,
maybe David Geffen's getting a lot of money, and they
cut to David Geff and he went, ah, musicians are
in grades, I think in the same day.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, they go from Don Henley talking to Geff and
he goes, he's a malcontent.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
He's always been a MalCon.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
But then they all go their separate ways from David Geffen.
The Eagles break up. Then they're all on their own,
and Henley says, you know, I bump into David Geffen
and I'm thinking, what was that all about. Let's get
back together again. And then they cut to Geffen and
he's like, I knew Henley. He was the voice, and
he was so magical and he could.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Do no wrong.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
And then they start can you get it for a
little bit, and Don Henley goes, yeah, and then I
started to notice that, you know, my socks were missing
and my watch was missing. And then they cut to him.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
He goes, this has always gonna be a mouth.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
So basically, wherever the wind's blowing, David Geffen's like.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, there's a there's a rumor that the Carly Simon
song You're So Vain is about David.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Geffan, Okay, that's that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, Well, I pull out my laptop last night to
do a little bit of work for the show and
on TMZ with the Top Stories is eighty two year
old billionaire David Geffen has filed for divorce from David Armstrong.
David Armstrong is thirty two years old. Oh my, I
like this and there is no prenup. Oh so David

(03:49):
Geffen of nine billion dollars net worth and his thirty
two year old husband and you there's a picture of them.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I showed to Ben earlier. I was like, is this
a good couple to you?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's shocking. Thirty two year old hot guy.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
It looks like it's his blood boy.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
It is so crazy.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
It looks like a model. And then Geffen looks like,
I don't know. Darth Vader was heldt off. Hey a
little bitty guy.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Now tell us the profession of the thirty two year
old dancer, Go.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Go dance really for him? Okay?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Is that the same age difference as Belichick and not quiet?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
But it's close.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's a good point. Twenty four to seventy three. Yeah,
fifty years.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
I think that young hot male go go dancer is
entitled to half of Geffen's fortune.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Four and a half billion.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
And I started thinking, what would you do for four
and a half billion dollars billion? Yeah, would you be
willing to marry and sleep with David Geffen for two years?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I have four and a half billion dollars. I would
have the most disgusting sex with anything alive, no matter
what that creature is. For four and a half billion
dollars creature, I don't care. And he's a sea urchin
with this alien for two years.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Let use my fist. Hey, what for all the money?
I'm fisted?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Yeah, right, yeah, Well he played the drop and she
said what said? I didn't say it within the context
of your saying what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
She's dangerous in there today.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
He's been retired for fifteen years, so all his money
comes from stocks and stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'm ready to You're really what are we going through
a divorce?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
For?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Ze definitely doesn't think it's David Geffen's call here.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Dude, think about this. He has sold two major media companies.
When you're talking about Geffen companies, the record label and
dream Works the movie studio. He's been involved in the
cell of two major entities. I mean he is he
is literally made of money. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
So what'd you have, yes, the gay intercourse with the
man fifty years older than you man for f.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, now for me and Ben it's a hundred year
old guy. I would do it, you know what. I'd
do it for a hundred million. I'm good. I don't
even need the other billions.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
How much and how often per week do you have
to do it? Three? Four times a week? I would
fake it.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Man, one hundred.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Year old guy has that energy. You have it every day.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Based on my marital experience, it'd be once per year,
so it wouldn't you're really really talking about twice.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
But what if, Geff, it's demanding it for your for
your payday? Yeah, I could you even get it going?
How do you even get it going? If you're not attracted.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
To that man? It's on him.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I don't even need to get it going, Just blindfolded
and give me my money.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
But he's not gonna like it coming in, Well, then
he's gonna have to divorce me, Soldier.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
I definitely don't. I really don't think I could do it.
I also don't think i'd float his boat. Man, I
don't know if i'd get him there.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
All right, all right, that is the Hollywood shovel coming
up next in the audio bubble Bath in just over
three minutes. You don't want to miss this. Joy Taylor
is back in the news and it involves her take
on prostitution. You don't want to miss this.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
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