Would You Survive Sitting Next to That Fan?

"Would you celebrate this… or would it beat you down?" That’s the question Ben Rogers throws out after recounting his unforgettable experience at the Cowboys game — and it’s the spark that ignites one of the funniest, most relatable segments of The Ben and Skin Show yet.In this episode, Ben, Skin, KT Turner, and Krystina Ray dive into the chaotic beauty of live sports fandom, dissecting the behavior of a particularly enthusiastic family seated near Ben at Jerry World. Imagine three hours of nonstop yelling, cupped-hand chants, and random guttural noises — even while the Cowboys were on offense. The crew debates: Is this peak fandom or peak madness?From mariachi bands spitting into salsa to alien fan theories (“They might’ve been wearing human masks like Men in Black”), the conversation spirals into hilarious territory.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shut up, witch.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I'm not a witch. I'm your wife. But after what
you just said, I wish I wasn't. Don't say that
name what hump hung it? I can't hear you? All right?
What was there when with eping with I showed your
dog rubing it? He except with simple sweet pursuing.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It hold out shaw shank through the sewer, dude, Now
what chilling at the top?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, me doing it. Three o'clock on the dot. Got
a habit for my house a gop that is how
it'd starting, kid craddic show that enough multiply like a rabbit.
Tune in so out break it up beat the habit.
I'm on a hang out with her friend rocking on
the radio.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
My ho boy skinning.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Talking on the radio. It's time to do this sponsor,
Oh baby, he we go, Kat Christine.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
All the radio. Ah, yes, Hello and welcome everybody on
a Tuesday. It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show,
Ben skinned, KT Christina all my hands on deck today
for what's going to be an incredible radio extravaganza. Thank
you for tuning in and making us a part of
your daily routine. Lots to get into, but I want
to start by talking about a social media post social

(01:27):
media post that I had, and it had to do
with what we talked about at this time.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yesterday, I went.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
To the Cowboy game in good seats and had a
great time. It was the most fun I've ever had
going to a Cowboy game at Jerry World. I've had
some bad experiences there. This was incredible. Loved the seats,
really good view. You know, I don't think you want
to be down too low at a football game because
you don't have the vantage point of seeing. You kind

(01:54):
of want to be a hiris you can see more.
Maybe it's the same with any sporting event, but you
kind of see the field a little bit better. And
so I was up just barely enough to wear okay,
got that vanish point, but down low enough to where
you could see everything.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Seats were awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
We were kind of over by a mariachi band, and
I thought that.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
That might be a beating.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I love when a mariachi band has a trumpet player,
and I love when they come over by the table
while I'm having a conversation with my family over chips
and salsa.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's a great experience. They're spitting into the chips and salsa.
Through the trumpet horn.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
That guy just opened his spit valve right above our chips.
But the Mariachi band was great. It was no issue.
They were buttoned up, really professional quality squad they had.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
How were their clothes? They were sharp, they looked great.
It was a good look.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
But in between me and the Mariachi band, there was
a family three people, I'm assuming a husband or wife
and a son, and they were yelling the entire game.
And so I posted this on social media and it's
kind of like, hey, would would this drive you nuts?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You know? How do you feel about this? And for
me it was.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
It was incredibly irritating, but I respected it like I
respect the fandom like I don't. I don't like it
when fans, you know, are their corporate tickets and they
sit on their hands and they don't get loud and
there's no home field advantage at Jerry World.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I think that ship has sailed. There's so many fans
from the opposition there, you'll it's hard to really have
a home field advantage there. But I do respect the
fans who are really trying to do that, so yelling
and being into it the whole game. That's great. I
do like that. Now, this particular family, they were going
with this vibe like now if you would help me,

(03:46):
you do it too, okay, and then kt you do
it too, and Christina feel free to go, you know,
because there.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Was different or go.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
There was one the dad was like, okay, you ready,
cowboys right like that was for over three hours.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I think enthusiasm is great. I don't know about droning.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
And they were they were cupping their hands and every
once in a while the dad would go.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
And I was like, man, this is so they do it.
They do it for every game.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
But as I posted it, I was I loved the
reaction because half of the people were like, hey, dumb ass,
that's what we want. We want people getting loud at
the games. What's your problem? And half of the people
are like, oh my god, that would annoy the hell
out of me.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, and but again the hey dumb ass reaction, which
is fine. Why can't people just kind of be somewhere
in the middle. Why does everything have to be all
or nothing? That's the biggest problem with everything in our country. Yeah, like,
just find some common ground, you can they make noise
without making that annoying sound for three and a half hours.

(05:03):
They're not like mutually exclusive. Either you have to make
that noise or be quiet the whole game.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Now, I want you to know, like the three of them,
and they're great fans, are decked out in Cowboys jerseys.
They make that sound. Every play on offense. Offense is
on offense.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
You're supposed to be quiet.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Dude, I'm telling you offense defense waiting for something to
happen at any moment.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't never. I never saw them interact or talk
with one another. They just went.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
They could.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
They could, like not know how to communicate with one another,
and so that's what they filled the emptiness with.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
What if it was aliens from another planet.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
And they're like, uh, let's I mean, cause that's might
be how they would act.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
They didn't look like they were in good enough shape
to be.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Aided, but they might have been wearing a human mask
over their bodies, you know, like uh and black.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, thank you exactly. That makes sense. So would you
mind playing the planet?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I just want people to hear this, and I want
you to think, would you be okay with this if
this was happening right on your ear at a Cowboy game.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Would you celebrate this or would it beat you down?

(06:31):
See anything?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Like they sound like they're trying to get crash out
of the house. Like I like, I like variants, you know,
I like crescendos.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I like keep talking. I like to have some.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Ideas where there's some pauses and maybe there's room for
stuff to breathe, and then occasionally you have a peak, right,
like maybe when there's a big play crescendo there. But
like in the moments, it's okay to just be like, hey,
let's you know, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Not get down in six I guess god, I want
to die. Oh sorry, I would have to drink so much.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Then you get a headache for the people that are
in your comments though Tony that they're being a good fans,
you're not. If you're yelling while the team's on offense,
you're not doing a good job being a good fan.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
You always be quiet to the offense, you're loud on defense.
Everyone knows this, besides apparently Cowboy fans.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
The other thing is it's great risk by me to
post this because we don't know the whole story.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I definitely could see a way,
which is why I'm not commenting on it. You're commenting
on it. I know, I love it. It's all.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've never wanted something bad to happen more. All Right,
we're all be and running today. I hope y'all are
all doing this while you listen in your cars.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
All right, coming up just over three minutes. Where are
you gonna take us in?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Things?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Skin is tracking?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Did you see this big story from yesterday? We'll tell
you what it is next