May 20, 2025 • 5 mins
In this segment, KT found a reddit post where someone was looking to hire a male stripper for their friend who was in hospice care. It’s a helluva wild story, but make sure to listen for the moment the entire crew is shocked by something one cast member says.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on in Dallas?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, I have more reasons why Dallas and for
worth top ten city.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I saw the Sun reddit last night and.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Beware there's you know, there's subreddits for everything, Like there's
a subreddit for Richardson if you want Richardson news.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
There's a swing in there. Just see what are people
talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hell yeah, I land on Dallas last night and took
a peek, and I think you guys are going to
enjoy what I stumbled across.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm going to read this to you via reddit. Are
you ready? Yep?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Looking for a hospice friendly mail stripper for my terminally
ill friend.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Let's okay, And I've heard of this type of thing before.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, really like a final wish?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Can you can you?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I want to hear the phrasing exactly again. Well, let
me read the post to wait. Is it a hospice
friendly mail stripper? Is that what you said?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah? Excellent. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My beautiful friend has turned terminal cancer and has been
fighting it for years. In June, she's going to go
into hospice care. Right now, she's still fairly active and
able to enjoy life. We're having a party for her
in a couple of weeks and want to hire a stripper.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Skin you said you've always wanted to smash the headboard
of a deathbed.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh dude, that's a dream of mine. In fact, well,
I'll leave that alone. But yes, thank you for putting
that out there, because I'm sure there's someone out there
that can help me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I assumed if that's something that you'd say out loud
in the break room, that's good for on air.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, that's when we talk.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Anything we say around each other, it's okay to share
with listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Golden loves that whole routine.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Did the deathbed the headboard thing again.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I've been googling and looking at all kinds of stripper sites,
and I'm still so confused because I've never done this before.
Many of the websites don't have pictures and want payment
before requesting a specific dancer. We'd be fine with that,
but we just want to make sure the dancer is
going to be comfortable with dancing for a hospice patient.
My friend said that if we were going to get
her a stripper, she would prefer a man with blonde
hair and lots of tattoos.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh, I was so close.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You would think there would be thousands of these, and
maybe there are, but I'm having trouble locating them online.
She said, please don't message me offering your amateur services,
no offense. We're looking for a professional stripper, not a prostitute.
I posted this ten minutes ago, and I've already gotten
three random people messaging me offering to come sex up
my friend. He also said that you have made a GoFundMe,
(02:29):
but they couldn't put for a stripper on there, so
they had to put a magician on the back on
me to keep it up.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You said you've heard something like this.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Ben, Yeah, I've heard of people being, you know, termally
ill and wanting to go out with one last bang.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hell it was in Fight Club, wasn't it. Now? What
movie was that, Yeah, wasn't it? I think it was
just Your Life?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, I think there it was in a movie where
this lady. Yeah, because she goes, she gets on the
mic at what you know? He kept going to these
support groups? Uh huh, and so one of them is
all these terminal ill people. Is the only way he
could sleep is to go to those things. And she goes,
I've got condoms, and it goes feedback on the mic.
I remember him going to those meetings, but I don't
(03:09):
remember that. God, I haven't seen Fight Club and I
wanted one last go round before she left, you know,
so it's not uncommon.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That inspired me to watch Fight Club again. Was that
fight Club or was that club? What did he say?
Jesus God, I really don't know what just happened?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Did you actually say it? And this is just a stripper,
This isn't banging it out? I know, I'm shocked to skin.
I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What just happened. That is amazing. He's the best ever.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Uh well, we're on satellite radio now, So.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What else is in the story? Were you saying Christina?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You were saying that she's just looking for a stripper,
not prostitute.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You're not looking to have some intercourse.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It doesn't like right, Yeah, I mean maybe, I mean,
you know, things get going, the dance goes well, Yeah,
it goes well.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I don't think strippers want that. They're strippers, not prostitutes.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Male strippers want that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I think they look at us a way to meet
to meet customers. Yeah, okay, what percentage of strippers are prostitutes?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Two one seven eight seven one n one.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I thought you're gonna ask the age old question, what
percentage of hospice patients have STDs?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Man? I felt like I learned a lot about STDs
this morning too at the school. That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You know, I won't say it like that, really yeah, yeah,
all right man, pretty good sounds that's a weird.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Way to say it. The way he said.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
There, there was a lot of stuff that just happened
that I will never quite fathom. Coming up next just
over three minutes, it's time to play the Today Game
for Today Tuesday, May twentieth, we got food news, we
got a prison break up date, and we got a
sports Inferno prank.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's all coming your way on the Bin and skin Show.
Don't miss the Today Game in just over three minutes,
right here on Eagle
What's going on in Dallas?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, I have more reasons why Dallas and for
worth top ten city.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I saw the Sun reddit last night and.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Beware there's you know, there's subreddits for everything, Like there's
a subreddit for Richardson if you want Richardson news.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
There's a swing in there. Just see what are people
talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hell yeah, I land on Dallas last night and took
a peek, and I think you guys are going to
enjoy what I stumbled across.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm going to read this to you via reddit. Are
you ready? Yep?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Looking for a hospice friendly mail stripper for my terminally
ill friend.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Let's okay, And I've heard of this type of thing before.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, really like a final wish?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Can you can you?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I want to hear the phrasing exactly again. Well, let
me read the post to wait. Is it a hospice
friendly mail stripper? Is that what you said?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah? Excellent. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My beautiful friend has turned terminal cancer and has been
fighting it for years. In June, she's going to go
into hospice care. Right now, she's still fairly active and
able to enjoy life. We're having a party for her
in a couple of weeks and want to hire a stripper.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Skin you said you've always wanted to smash the headboard
of a deathbed.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh dude, that's a dream of mine. In fact, well,
I'll leave that alone. But yes, thank you for putting
that out there, because I'm sure there's someone out there
that can help me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I assumed if that's something that you'd say out loud
in the break room, that's good for on air.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, that's when we talk.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Anything we say around each other, it's okay to share
with listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Golden loves that whole routine.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Did the deathbed the headboard thing again.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I've been googling and looking at all kinds of stripper sites,
and I'm still so confused because I've never done this before.
Many of the websites don't have pictures and want payment
before requesting a specific dancer. We'd be fine with that,
but we just want to make sure the dancer is
going to be comfortable with dancing for a hospice patient.
My friend said that if we were going to get
her a stripper, she would prefer a man with blonde
hair and lots of tattoos.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh, I was so close.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You would think there would be thousands of these, and
maybe there are, but I'm having trouble locating them online.
She said, please don't message me offering your amateur services,
no offense. We're looking for a professional stripper, not a prostitute.
I posted this ten minutes ago, and I've already gotten
three random people messaging me offering to come sex up
my friend. He also said that you have made a GoFundMe,
(02:29):
but they couldn't put for a stripper on there, so
they had to put a magician on the back on
me to keep it up.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You said you've heard something like this.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Ben, Yeah, I've heard of people being, you know, termally
ill and wanting to go out with one last bang.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hell it was in Fight Club, wasn't it. Now? What
movie was that, Yeah, wasn't it? I think it was
just Your Life?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, I think there it was in a movie where
this lady. Yeah, because she goes, she gets on the
mic at what you know? He kept going to these
support groups? Uh huh, and so one of them is
all these terminal ill people. Is the only way he
could sleep is to go to those things. And she goes,
I've got condoms, and it goes feedback on the mic.
I remember him going to those meetings, but I don't
(03:09):
remember that. God, I haven't seen Fight Club and I
wanted one last go round before she left, you know,
so it's not uncommon.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That inspired me to watch Fight Club again. Was that
fight Club or was that club? What did he say?
Jesus God, I really don't know what just happened?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Did you actually say it? And this is just a stripper,
This isn't banging it out? I know, I'm shocked to skin.
I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What just happened. That is amazing. He's the best ever.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Uh well, we're on satellite radio now, So.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What else is in the story? Were you saying Christina?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You were saying that she's just looking for a stripper,
not prostitute.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You're not looking to have some intercourse.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It doesn't like right, Yeah, I mean maybe, I mean,
you know, things get going, the dance goes well, Yeah,
it goes well.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I don't think strippers want that. They're strippers, not prostitutes.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Male strippers want that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I think they look at us a way to meet
to meet customers. Yeah, okay, what percentage of strippers are prostitutes?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Two one seven eight seven one n one.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I thought you're gonna ask the age old question, what
percentage of hospice patients have STDs?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Man? I felt like I learned a lot about STDs
this morning too at the school. That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You know, I won't say it like that, really yeah, yeah,
all right man, pretty good sounds that's a weird.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Way to say it. The way he said.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
There, there was a lot of stuff that just happened
that I will never quite fathom. Coming up next just
over three minutes, it's time to play the Today Game
for Today Tuesday, May twentieth, we got food news, we
got a prison break up date, and we got a
sports Inferno prank.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's all coming your way on the Bin and skin Show.
Don't miss the Today Game in just over three minutes,
right here on Eagle
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