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August 12, 2025 6 mins
Nephew Tommy with a classic prank on how you owe us for those paper clips.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm trying to reach for Veronica. I have Ironica. How
you doing? My name is Philip. I'm from CORP. How
you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh good? Thank you? How can I help you today?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
You were with the company here, you'll see you just
left about what six months ago?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's correct?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Okay? And you left with a severance? Am I right?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Who I'm speaking Philip?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on some
security questions and wanted to reach out to you. Now
you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct. Okay.
Now you actually left with a severance when you when
you left the company at the right.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay? And how long were you actually with?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I was there for eight years? I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Who I think again?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can
I do for you?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Philip?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business? Now?
Did you started before you left?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Philip? I started this business after I left there.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You started it after you left there?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's correct?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
One month? One month after you left there? Okay. So
the reason why I'm giving you a call, and I've
been you know, we've gone through some security tapes and
things of that nature. We're missing so many rims of paper,
We're missing thousands of paper clips, We're missing so many
office supplies, and it's been brought to the securities attention

(01:27):
that it's targeting that you are the person that has
taken all of this this office.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm sorry, let me get this white hil You are
calling my place of business. Answer me if I have
used paper clips and paper I have customers in my
establishment right now. I can't talk to you about this.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling
your place of business, but I want to say this.
We're at We're at the the point of actually picking
you up behind items that have been taken from the company.
So I wanted to call and see if we could
get it taken care of over the phone. Now you
gotta go. Then I'm going to have to actually come
out to your business, and that's something that I'm trying
not to do.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know what, Hold on one second?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
You hold that.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Who is this on my phone talking about some paper clips?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I have been going from there for six months and
you calling me now a buy some paper and some
what paper clips?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Man? We're missing at least five thousand paper clips.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I canna tell you what you can do. I have
been out of that company for six months.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I worked for y'all for eight years, and you all
let me go.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I ain't taking anything from you.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper
clips outside of have you done that?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Of course I use paper every day. I'll run a business.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, but you're using I paper for your own personal business,
your travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
You're using offer supply that right there is against the law.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh no, I will go and buy you some paper clips.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, Well we don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've
given you a severance play and from my understanding, it's
been a substantial amount. And right now out is gonna
be filing charges and taking you to court over these
paper clips and paper I'm.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Gonna tell you what you can do it the five
thousand paper clips on paper, clip them together and hang
you off for by your I ain't steal.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
The paper clips.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're gonna call me six months later talking about some
paper and paper clips.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Good, ma'am. I don't want to go back fill up.
I'm sorry, this is some fill up. So are you
wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like
I didn't take no merchandise.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I worked
for you for eight years.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Talking about for eight years. You stole paper, paper clips,
you stole off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You are
taking markers, pins.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
We got it down for No what video tape you got?
Fill up? I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was
employee of the year. You all gave me a seven package.
How dare you call me six months later? You can
take them paper clips and shove them up your behind?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Are we done here?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
No, we're not done here.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
So take your video tape and your paper clips and
your scissors, and you know what to do with them.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, no, I don't man. Now listen. What we're gonna
have to do is you're gonna get served right there
at your travel agency. Where are you locating? You know what?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I'm gonna give you my address because you come over here.
I got some scissors for your fill up.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I don't have time for this.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
You want my address, you can come on over here,
look it up Google me. We want our paper clips
back o me come get them then, matter of fact,
give me your address. Fill if I bring them to
you steal those paper clips. I'm a Christian woman. If
you have me on this phone cussing and fighting with you,
I'm not faking to litt paper clips. What's your address?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Silup? We're listening over five thousand paper clips and we
need those. Now, what's your address?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm gonna bring your paper and paper clips to you.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So you are.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You are guilty of using your paper aren't you?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
We all use paper fillup?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't feel which means guess what. It's against the law,
which means you have something. If you have taken one
paper clip, it's against the law, and we all want
to go.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You got pins in your car? Feeling better? Corporation?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I bet you do right work for the company.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm trying to run a business. So you stealing too?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Give me your voice's number.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
You calling my phone talking about some pens and paper clips?
Here lost your line? Give me your address. I'll bring
the pens and paper clips.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You ain't got to what you do thinking so many
pins and so many paper clips.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Thousands of business don't call my phone with it I'm
talking about some.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm gonna say this to you now. I'm gonna go
ahead and order to police. Come. I'm ordering the police
to come and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying
to get the problem taking care of the phone.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
The police and you come with them. Come get it.
I got something for you when you get here.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
And bring them.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
You calling me about some paper and paper clips. I've
been going from there for six months.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You cleanam.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
You have stolen paper clips from the company and we
want our paper clips.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Bring your over here. You wanna get more paper cliffs
and I'm gonna call my man so we can kick
you over here if you want to you want to address,
you want to address, do up. Come on, I'm a professional.
I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away
from my customers to be with some buy some pens
and papers.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
And paper clips, because you stole over five thousand paper
your up feet and you also you better be ready
because you stole some stuff for Timmy and he's been
over here folly too.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wait a minute waiting.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Tommy says you're stolen a bunch of his stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Listen, I don't know nobody.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
You don't know nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You don't know him? What's your name?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I say? Do you know nephew till Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
You? You gotta be kicking me.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the brank paulk All you ooh,
I'm gonna kickut
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