August 26, 2025 • 6 mins
Who got on the copier? We need everybody to come in for a butt line up. Nephew Tommy is crazy on this one. Don’t miss it every weekday morning at 7:40 on The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to read Von. Please Vin, This
is Darius. Darius with human Resources. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm doing fine?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Can I help you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Listen, we have an incident that has taken place at
the job you actually what floor are you on?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Vin?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm all for twelve floor twelve?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So do you use the copy machine that often on
that floor?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Not all the time, but I do use it every
once in.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
A while, Okay, every once in a while. So here's
what's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,
some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,
this is this is just a proper procedure that we're
having to go through. So let me just kind of
enlighten you on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth
floor has copied there butt on a piece of paper
(00:56):
in the copy machine. So someone I actually sat up
on the xerox machine and copy their butt. Why someone
would do that, I have no earthly idea. But what's
happening now is everyone on your floor is gonna have
to come in and show their butt. So we're scheduling
this now. I'm thinking Friday at eleven a m would
(01:16):
that be so.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yo, y'all talk to y'all talking about y'all want me
to come up there and show show.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
My, show my because somebody, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A grown man.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, I'm a grown man. I ain't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, you know what. I believe you.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name,
we have to, I hate to say it, clear your
butt as well. So we want to make sure we're
gonna find out whose butt.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is on a piece of paper, that did this.
We're gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You're gonna find you're gonna find out who's You're gonna
find out whose cheek those are, and you're gonna find
that real quick. In our mind, I'm not doing that, man,
I'm not gonna come in. You said Friday, You're doing
this Friday, Friday at eleven, Not coming that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
My day off.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm pulling my pants down. But some strangers looking really
look at my look at my cheeks, talking about somebody copy.
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I don't. I don't want to. I don't want this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
To take a turn, Von, because right now this is
if you're not if you're saying you're not coming in,
then other actions will be taking place if you don't
come in and follow the precedure that everybody's saying. Everybody
else that I'm calling, they have to come in.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
How many how many people work.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
On that floor?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come in,
drive all the way to work so some strangers we
don't even know can look at our look at our cheeks.
And I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know who did it, but I know they
ain't me.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, somebody, somebody's xeroxs there but on the twelfth floor,
and we're going to get to okay, but we're gonna
get to the bottom of who did it and what
you're what you're not gonna do, vaugh Is tell me
you're not coming in. What you're not gonna do? Do
you like your job here with this company?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh? Okay, what you're not gonna do is exactly You're
gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all my
sweet goodies just because you just because you're from HR you.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Got me food. If you actually expect me to.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Think that everybody that works from.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
This floor is over here, like, oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'll go.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Some strangers looking up look at my crack.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You must be playing, no, sir, not with me.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, let me ask let me, let me ask you this.
Do you have a coworker named Andre?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Andre?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, and says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna
put it out here. Andre is stating that it could
have possibly been you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have
been me?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Andre? Why don't he trying to single me out? Like
I even use that copyre not around there playing games.
I'm a grown man. He must be out of his mind.
He gonna say I did it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's what. That's what he stated.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He said I was a possibility. That that's dumb.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He ain't have absolutely in the reason to think.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't even use that copier, man, I use that
thing like once every two three weeks, everybody on that floor.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, So out of once every two three weeks, is
there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And copied it?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Not at all, y'all ain't even told me when this happened.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I probably wasn't even working when the Booty Chicks cut him.
You can you must be got your mind. You can
waste everybody else the time trying to bring everyone in
to get a free strip show. But you're not gonna
do that to me.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Has to be unethical and illegal on so many levels.
You're trying to come in and say everybody on the
entire floor has to come show that. Geez man, you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Want to be kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
The whole time you're trying to call me saying this
is a charge. What's your name?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Because when I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I told you that when I first called.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You out, and well Darius, well Darius, when I do come.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Into work, I want to.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
See let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Leslie?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I know that better not either saying.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
My name, but so you do know Leslie?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yes, I know Leslie. She works it with me.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So you're trying to tell me that Leslie said.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Do you want to know what Leslie said?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yes? I would like to know what Leslie said, so
when I cuss her out, I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, Okay, Leslie told me to tell you that this
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And
you just got pranked by your coworker Leslie and Andre.
Oh Man, Leslie and Andre got me to prank phone
(05:52):
call you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Man, dude, I was man, I was pssed. Your uncle
is right, bro, somebody is gonna whoop your
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I bet I bet it this year, all right, boy,
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to read Von. Please Vin, This
is Darius. Darius with human Resources. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm doing fine?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Can I help you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Listen, we have an incident that has taken place at
the job you actually what floor are you on?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Vin?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm all for twelve floor twelve?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So do you use the copy machine that often on
that floor?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Not all the time, but I do use it every
once in.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
A while, Okay, every once in a while. So here's
what's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,
some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,
this is this is just a proper procedure that we're
having to go through. So let me just kind of
enlighten you on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth
floor has copied there butt on a piece of paper
(00:56):
in the copy machine. So someone I actually sat up
on the xerox machine and copy their butt. Why someone
would do that, I have no earthly idea. But what's
happening now is everyone on your floor is gonna have
to come in and show their butt. So we're scheduling
this now. I'm thinking Friday at eleven a m would
(01:16):
that be so.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yo, y'all talk to y'all talking about y'all want me
to come up there and show show.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
My, show my because somebody, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A grown man.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, I'm a grown man. I ain't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, you know what. I believe you.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name,
we have to, I hate to say it, clear your
butt as well. So we want to make sure we're
gonna find out whose butt.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is on a piece of paper, that did this.
We're gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You're gonna find you're gonna find out who's You're gonna
find out whose cheek those are, and you're gonna find
that real quick. In our mind, I'm not doing that, man,
I'm not gonna come in. You said Friday, You're doing
this Friday, Friday at eleven, Not coming that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
My day off.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm pulling my pants down. But some strangers looking really
look at my look at my cheeks, talking about somebody copy.
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I don't. I don't want to. I don't want this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
To take a turn, Von, because right now this is
if you're not if you're saying you're not coming in,
then other actions will be taking place if you don't
come in and follow the precedure that everybody's saying. Everybody
else that I'm calling, they have to come in.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
How many how many people work.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
On that floor?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come in,
drive all the way to work so some strangers we
don't even know can look at our look at our cheeks.
And I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know who did it, but I know they
ain't me.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, somebody, somebody's xeroxs there but on the twelfth floor,
and we're going to get to okay, but we're gonna
get to the bottom of who did it and what
you're what you're not gonna do, vaugh Is tell me
you're not coming in. What you're not gonna do? Do
you like your job here with this company?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh? Okay, what you're not gonna do is exactly You're
gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all my
sweet goodies just because you just because you're from HR you.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Got me food. If you actually expect me to.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Think that everybody that works from.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
This floor is over here, like, oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'll go.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Some strangers looking up look at my crack.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You must be playing, no, sir, not with me.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, let me ask let me, let me ask you this.
Do you have a coworker named Andre?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Andre?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, and says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna
put it out here. Andre is stating that it could
have possibly been you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have
been me?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Andre? Why don't he trying to single me out? Like
I even use that copyre not around there playing games.
I'm a grown man. He must be out of his mind.
He gonna say I did it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's what. That's what he stated.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He said I was a possibility. That that's dumb.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He ain't have absolutely in the reason to think.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't even use that copier, man, I use that
thing like once every two three weeks, everybody on that floor.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, So out of once every two three weeks, is
there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And copied it?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Not at all, y'all ain't even told me when this happened.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I probably wasn't even working when the Booty Chicks cut him.
You can you must be got your mind. You can
waste everybody else the time trying to bring everyone in
to get a free strip show. But you're not gonna
do that to me.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Has to be unethical and illegal on so many levels.
You're trying to come in and say everybody on the
entire floor has to come show that. Geez man, you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Want to be kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
The whole time you're trying to call me saying this
is a charge. What's your name?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Because when I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I told you that when I first called.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You out, and well Darius, well Darius, when I do come.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Into work, I want to.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
See let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Leslie?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I know that better not either saying.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
My name, but so you do know Leslie?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yes, I know Leslie. She works it with me.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So you're trying to tell me that Leslie said.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Do you want to know what Leslie said?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yes? I would like to know what Leslie said, so
when I cuss her out, I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, Okay, Leslie told me to tell you that this
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And
you just got pranked by your coworker Leslie and Andre.
Oh Man, Leslie and Andre got me to prank phone
(05:52):
call you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Man, dude, I was man, I was pssed. Your uncle
is right, bro, somebody is gonna whoop your
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I bet I bet it this year, all right, boy,
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