August 18, 2025 • 5 mins
Tommy scares me with these prank ideas. He called this man and he wasn’t laughing about taking a good picture for his funeral before he’s dead.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, I'm trying to retay Darwin Darwin. This is he
Hey Darwin, how you doing this? Is Frank with f PC.
We're trying to come down and see about making an
appointment with you within the next week as that's possible
for what we're supposed to come by. I'm with f PC.
We wanted to we have what what what is that?
(00:21):
What is f PC? Sir? Your name was left with
us and you're you're You're on on our file to
actually come out and make an appointment with you so
we can so we can get your picture taken. You
must have a wrong number.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything, sir?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, well you are you're Darwin? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, yes, I am Darwin and you called Darwin and
that's what you call it. But anything about the picture?
What what's up with a picture?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
We've got you on our schedule here, f PC. We
have you on our schedule two to actually for us
to come out to your home and take your picture.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, f PC? Which company is that?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What's your type of picture? And would I be taking now?
I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken
a view second. No, okay, sir, FPC is we are.
This is a funeral Picture company, funeral picture company, And
what we do is we come out and take your
picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,
when you do pass away, we have your picture for
(01:26):
your program and we have a nice picture for you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking
no picture of me.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all taking pictures
of people before they die, just so you could have
the picture on foul.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We keep it on file and then you have a
good picture on your program, and that's what that's what
that's what we do.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I ain't signed up for nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Who the hell signed me up for some like that?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm not quite sure. But we're trying to schedule where
we can come my beginning of next week so we
can get your picture taken next week.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Week after you get the picture when I'm dead, you're
not taking no picture of me before I die. That
That don't sound right, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Don't you want to have a good picture on your program? Sir?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You're not taking no picture of me for no funeral arrangements.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That I'm not dead yet.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't understand that. What the hell is this about?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Nobody who signed me up for it? Then tell me
that much?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Uh, sir, I don't have the actual person listed here
on who signs you up, but I do have the number,
and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't sign
up for that.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm not taking no picture.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You guys run around taking pictures of people before they
die just to have a good picture on fair.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
That's sell like man. I ain't never heard of noose
like that, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, sir, are you? I mean, we have your address here?
Are you? Are you available? No?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm not available.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm not available at all to taking a picture for
a funeral that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I'm not even dead yet.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't get that. That's sounds like a bunch.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Of me and I.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Who the hell gave you my number?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But one thing we have to do is we have.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
To follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna
have to do is we have to come out there
and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know,
create a problem. But I have to get a picture
of you by next week.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting
no picture.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Of me for no funeral arrangement.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Mister Darwin, I have to come by your house at
least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by
and get a picture.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You ain't come about my got house, no Friday us
and lie. I me come over here to try.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
To get my pitcher.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I got plenty of got pitched in my house to
put on the my funeral program. I'm not taking no pitcher.
That mean I'm claiming to be digging. I'm not dead.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's the more bad look.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't know you work for Frank.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But I worked. I worked for f PC, Sir, I
work for FPC FCC.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't come over here Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Come about no guy pissing.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, that a FAILI you got pissed him.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
And you and I hope they got your guy pit
You're on file.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But that's a stupid got company you work for. I
ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before they died.
I got millions and pictures in.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Here for that program.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
And when I'm gone with the I care about.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
What a picture look like.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh, who hadn't I got funeral? This a maignan. You
tell whoever you work for they need to go find
another occupation. That don't make no guy.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yes, you're not coming over here Friday, buddy, you come
over here if you want to.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay? Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
What you about to say?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All I want to do is say this man. I
just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me
the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby
from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Huh, I'll bet.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't. Boy, you hadn't lost year I lost. I
ain't never had any bitness like there's some FTC funeral.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Poor man.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I said my New year resolution, I was gonna cut
back on drinking. But you got me over here a
bout the tip of bottle right now? But are you crazy? Man?
And come over here today about before and get a
picture of Glinda pitt It. Y'all got me, baby,
Hello, I'm trying to retay Darwin Darwin. This is he
Hey Darwin, how you doing this? Is Frank with f PC.
We're trying to come down and see about making an
appointment with you within the next week as that's possible
for what we're supposed to come by. I'm with f PC.
We wanted to we have what what what is that?
(00:21):
What is f PC? Sir? Your name was left with
us and you're you're You're on on our file to
actually come out and make an appointment with you so
we can so we can get your picture taken. You
must have a wrong number.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything, sir?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, well you are you're Darwin? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, yes, I am Darwin and you called Darwin and
that's what you call it. But anything about the picture?
What what's up with a picture?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
We've got you on our schedule here, f PC. We
have you on our schedule two to actually for us
to come out to your home and take your picture.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, f PC? Which company is that?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What's your type of picture? And would I be taking now?
I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken
a view second. No, okay, sir, FPC is we are.
This is a funeral Picture company, funeral picture company, And
what we do is we come out and take your
picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,
when you do pass away, we have your picture for
(01:26):
your program and we have a nice picture for you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking
no picture of me.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all taking pictures
of people before they die, just so you could have
the picture on foul.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We keep it on file and then you have a
good picture on your program, and that's what that's what
that's what we do.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I ain't signed up for nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Who the hell signed me up for some like that?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm not quite sure. But we're trying to schedule where
we can come my beginning of next week so we
can get your picture taken next week.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Week after you get the picture when I'm dead, you're
not taking no picture of me before I die. That
That don't sound right, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Don't you want to have a good picture on your program? Sir?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You're not taking no picture of me for no funeral arrangements.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That I'm not dead yet.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't understand that. What the hell is this about?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Nobody who signed me up for it? Then tell me
that much?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Uh, sir, I don't have the actual person listed here
on who signs you up, but I do have the number,
and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't sign
up for that.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm not taking no picture.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You guys run around taking pictures of people before they
die just to have a good picture on fair.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
That's sell like man. I ain't never heard of noose
like that, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, sir, are you? I mean, we have your address here?
Are you? Are you available? No?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm not available.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm not available at all to taking a picture for
a funeral that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I'm not even dead yet.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't get that. That's sounds like a bunch.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Of me and I.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Who the hell gave you my number?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But one thing we have to do is we have.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
To follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna
have to do is we have to come out there
and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know,
create a problem. But I have to get a picture
of you by next week.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting
no picture.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Of me for no funeral arrangement.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Mister Darwin, I have to come by your house at
least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by
and get a picture.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You ain't come about my got house, no Friday us
and lie. I me come over here to try.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
To get my pitcher.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I got plenty of got pitched in my house to
put on the my funeral program. I'm not taking no pitcher.
That mean I'm claiming to be digging. I'm not dead.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's the more bad look.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't know you work for Frank.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But I worked. I worked for f PC, Sir, I
work for FPC FCC.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't come over here Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Come about no guy pissing.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, that a FAILI you got pissed him.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
And you and I hope they got your guy pit
You're on file.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But that's a stupid got company you work for. I
ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before they died.
I got millions and pictures in.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Here for that program.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
And when I'm gone with the I care about.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
What a picture look like.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh, who hadn't I got funeral? This a maignan. You
tell whoever you work for they need to go find
another occupation. That don't make no guy.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yes, you're not coming over here Friday, buddy, you come
over here if you want to.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay? Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
What you about to say?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All I want to do is say this man. I
just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me
the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby
from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Huh, I'll bet.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't. Boy, you hadn't lost year I lost. I
ain't never had any bitness like there's some FTC funeral.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Poor man.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I said my New year resolution, I was gonna cut
back on drinking. But you got me over here a
bout the tip of bottle right now? But are you crazy? Man?
And come over here today about before and get a
picture of Glinda pitt It. Y'all got me, baby,
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