The Chuck Nowlin Morning Show

When does the Christmas tree go up, and more importantly, when does it go down? Do you remove it the day after Christmas, wait until after New Year’s, or do you repurpose it and leave the tree up all year? Chuck and Tyler hear your Christmas tree strategies in today’s “Check-In!”

Also, who doesn’t love the state of Rhode Island? Tyler will defend his homeland to the death. He and Chuck feature news fro...

Have you ever used the self checkout at the supermarket, walked out with your purchase, only to realize one or two items might have "slipped through the cracks? Or, maybe you've chosen not to scan something at the register to save yourself a dollar. Chuck and Tyler discuss the pros and cons of the self checkout line in today's "Am I the A-Hole."

Speaking of cracks, the butt doctor says butt wipes are bad for your butt. (Use a bidet...

Do you make people take off their shows when they enter your home? Or, do you risk letting them bring in all the germs, muck, and whathaveyou, staining your rugs? Chuck and Tyler hear from you in today's "Check In!"

Also, Chuck and Tyler feature audio from the 911 calls about alleged CEO shooter Luigi "Eyebrows" Mangione, and actress Tara Reid. "MS. REID, MS. REID!"

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In today's installment of "Am I the A-Hole," Chuck and Tyler hear from a woman named Claire who's upset with her roommate. Said roommate's boyfriend has more or less moved into their apartment. Every time she goes in the kitchen, he's in the kitchen, in the got dang refrigerator, eating up all the food. Is Claire the a-hole for charging her roommate more rent to accommodate her boyfriend?

Also, Chuck is a bit tired this morning aft...

Say you're on a big ol' jet airliner, and the woman next to you falls asleep on your shoulder. Having taken a sleeping pill, she's deep in slumber. Do you try to move her, shove her into the aisle, or just let her snooze? Chuck and Tyler hear from a listener who went through this exact rigamarole during today's "Am I the A-Hole?"

Also, sad news about the late Matthew Perry, surprising news about actress Tara Reid, and shocking news...

It's that time of the year - don the ugly sweater and party with your co-workers and/or family members. Surely at one of these gatherings, you've been witness to someone getting blackout plastered. Perhaps you've walked in on partygoers engaging in their own "festivities." Chuck and Tyler hear your calls and Talkbacks during today's "Check In!"

Also, with Danielle away in Thailand, Chuck and Tyler discuss a snafu there involving a ...

Have you ever wanted to get revenge on a porch pirate? Chuck and Tyler hear from a listener who's debating with his girlfriend over a package thief's injury. Remember kids, actions have consequences, no matter how deadly and hilarious they might be. 

Also, if you're watching the new 4K version of Mad Men on HBO Max, enjoy all the visual errors. Shoutout to the guy who operated the puke machine!

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Do you like to vacation at the same spot every year? Are you a Disney adult, or a Punta Cana frequenter? Chuck and Tyler take your calls during today's "Check In!"

Also, remember when the wife of the bassist from Weezer was arrested for firing a gun at police officers? They're getting divorced! (The bassist and his wife, not the wife and the police.) This and more are discussed in today's "Music News!"

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Chuck and Tyler are hunkered down in the WZLX studio, while Danielle bullys them from Thailand with photos and videos of sunshine and beaches. Speaking of, today's "Am I the A-Hole" is all about bullying in school. Who should be held accountable - the bully, the parents, or the school?

Also, how can you nearly be bankrupt despite making millions of dollars a year? Just ask Odell Beckham Jr. According to him, anything is possible!

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When tailgating, or watching the big game at home, what's your go-to sustenance? Maine lobster? Wine? Chuck and Tyler use this opportunity to debate the best steak tips during today's "Check In!"

Also, male listeners - would you get "scrotox?" It's Botox, but for your scrotum. Supposedly it helps with funky smells, cosmetic benefits aside.

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How many holiday parties is too many? Nine, right? The correct answer is nine. Danielle is on vacation, but Chuck and Tyler are here to comb through this holiday conundrum in today's "Am I the A-Hole!"

Also, "what's upchuck?" That's what we're asking the host of this fine program after learning about "scromiting." Get it... because his name is Chuck... and the story is about...

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Ah, Thanksgiving. A fine time to gather around the dinner table with family, imbibe, argue over politics, and slice your hand open while carving the turkey. What's YOUR crazy Thanksgiving tale? Chuck and Tyler want to know in today's "Check In!"

Also, Danielle is away, so Chuck and Tyler will play... audio from videos she's sent to the morning show crew! The street vendor's song will surely be stuck in your head all day.

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Today's "Am I the A-Hole" centers around a sleeping passenger on an airplane with a snoring problem, and a concerned citizen. Would YOU step in to make sure your fellow traveler is okay, should you hear inhuman noises emitting from their nostrils? Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler feature your calls and Talkbacks!

Also... look, I can't believe this has to be said, but leave the circumcisions to the trained professionals! You know, the one...

As we head into the holiday weekend, today's "Check In with Chuck" asks the obvious - what's your favorite beer? Do you prefer your domestics, or are you a craft connoisseur? Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler want to know!

Also, Chuck puts a listener on the spot and has him do an on-air audition to see if he has what it takes to be WZLX's next DJ. 

From your pals at WZLX and The Chuck Nowlin Morning Show, have a safe and happy Thanks...

As we will no doubt be gorging later this week during the Thanksgiving holiday, today's "Check In with Chuck" is food-related. The morning crew wants to know - what's your favorite fast food cheeseburger? Some burgers may be worth traveling across the country for, while others might be worth remortgaging your home over.

Also, Danielle schools Chuck and Tyler on merkins, which were most recently fashionable in... ah, yes, the 15th c...

How far out of your way would you go to avoid paying Massachusetts sales tax? Would you ship items to an address in New Hampshire, just to skirt by that extra charge? Today's "Am I the A-Hole" dives into this potentially risky workaround!

Also, have you ever walked into your gym's bathroom only to be greeted by a fellow goer, just full-on naked and doing their thing? Chuck has. He's still recovering from it, all these years later.

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Public marriage proposals - what do you think? Do you celebrate the happy couple as they get engaged, right on the jumbotron for the world to see? Or, do you barf in your mouth a little? Perhaps you revel in a proposal gone awry? Today's "Check In with Chuck" explores this trope!

Also, if you're in a position of power and you're listening to this fine program, just remember - the whole "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM" routine will only ha...