THE CRAZY episode 4 Don't all raccoons smoke meth?

This time: A TikTok trend that caused a divorce, a new fix for dad's flatulance, and a meth-smoking raccoon!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, hello there. We are Chris and Lourie. We do
the morning show on Shenandoah Country Q one O two
in Winchester, Virginia. You can always listen anytime on our
free iHeartRadio app. And this is our podcast, The Crazy.
We have a lot of crazy. We oh a lot
of crazy. We encounter so much weird stuff in our
show every single day, and we thought we'll just take

(00:21):
some of those and put them in a podcast and
share with you. One of the ones that I thought
was just nuts. I always look for the TikTok trends
because I mean, if you were looking for the stupid,
stupidest of humanity, you'll find it there, right, So lately,
I guess, look, the way I look at this is
it's twenty twenty five. The Dark Ages are more than

(00:41):
fifteen hundred years behind us. And yet somehow, Laurie, there
are people in the world who believe things are well real,
like things as stupid as reading tea leaves and coffee crimes,
Like that's a real thing. And that's the TikTok challenge. Now.
So what they're saying is bring the tea leaves, give
it to jet chat GTP. Let them look at it

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and give you your fortune. Really, it's more of a goof
than anything. Yes, but if you believe it, you're a
little extra dumb. Here's the case. Endpoint. In Greece, a
woman decided to divorce her husband. They've been together twelve years.
Chat gpt claimed that he was cheating on her. They
went and had coffee and she said, oh, let me

(01:25):
take a picture of your coffee grinds. And she took
the picture, showed chat chept and chat cheap chat gpt said, girl,
he's cheating on you. You're kidding, not quite like that,
but yeah, you know that right, yes, yes, So she
kicked him out, filed for divorce three days later. They
have kids together. Twelve years they've been together. By the way, no,

(01:45):
he's not having any kind of an affair. This is crazy.
You know how many times I've used chat gpt, yeah
to find information and it's been wrong. Have to double
check it it's really true. I mean, the whole idea
that it hallucinates is more than true. I think it's
less accurate than it is accurate. Really, But anyway, so
that's a really good reason to get divorced. Got another

(02:09):
one for you and This one cracked me up. Some
Mother's Day has come and gone down. Did you have
a good Mother's Day? I did. I laid out on
the beach on Mother's Day. Gosh, that's nice. It was wonderful. Well, look,
this is something that you might consider when Jude's rolling
around for Father's Day. Is a Father's Day gift? Okay,
you might get this for web. There's this seventy five

(02:29):
year old French inventor and he just created pills that
are one hundred percent natural that changes the smell of flatulence.
Stop it what we laugh? But this guy's gonna make millions. Yes,
yes he is, and I will spare you the details,
but let's just say that you take the pill and

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instead of the normal smell you depending on the pill
you take, you can choose the fragrance. I can't go
through this story. Can't get through the story. It's either ginger,
chocolate or roses. Oh wow. The big question now is
does it really work? And you know what, lots and

(03:11):
lots of the reviews say, yep, without a doubt it works.
And actually, now that I think about this, it might
have been an excellent gift for Mom for Mother's Day.
Let's feed these to your husband. There, you give those
to dad, You're welcome. Oh my gosh. All right. And

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the one that really cracked me up the most this
this past week. There was a traffic stop and when
the cop pulled the guy over, it was actually a
woman behind the wheel, looked like a dude, and she
had active warrants. So he looked in the car and
he says, ma'am, can I see your license? And he

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runs it. Warrants comes over, ma'am, I'm gonna have to
and he's got the flashlight. He's looking in and then
he sees in the passenger seat something he can't believe. Now,
cops see a lot, and for him to see something
that he just he did a double take because there
was a raccoon in the front seat, riding shotgun. No,
that's not the funny part. The funny part is the

(04:16):
raccoon riding shotgun was holding a meth pipe. Oh dear,
like one would hold it if one were smoking. The men, yeah,
he said, so, couldn't quite believe that. And he says, ma'am,
do you know there's a raccoon in your car holding
the meth pipe? And she said she looked at him,

(04:38):
and she looked like, yeah, that's Chewy, Chewy. That's his name.
That's her raccoon, Chewy, just sitting there holding that meth
pipe like a pro. And anyway, so Lord e B
they found a bulk of meth and coke in her
car and she is now well, she's hanging out in jail.
Chewy is safe and sound. Well that's good. Yeah. So

(05:00):
that's three different stories for you with the crazy that
we see every week. Hey, gang, we love you and
it's always fun to hang out and spend some time
together and make sure you like our podcast and we'll
be back again next week with more