May 28, 2025 • 10 mins
On this episode, we learn what proccedures plastic surgeons say they woule never get for themselves; we learn why micro-weddings may be the way to go; and WHAT IS THE POOP RULE??
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back to the Crazy. Hey, it's your friends, Chris
and Lourie. We host the morning show on Shenandoah Country
Q one O two. You can listen to us anytime
at all with our free iHeartRadio app. Win Chester, Virginia
is what you search and we're at the station with
the big American flag Q one O two and we're
on every single morning. We never get to lead. It's
so like, we put together this podcast because it's just
(00:22):
kind of fun. We come across so many crazy, weird
stories that we thought, well, let's just share them. So
why not. So here is one that I that really
hit me. June is approaching, like by the minute, and
as June approaches, Laurie so to about a million wedding.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yes, wedding month.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes indeed. So. One of the biggest trends in weddings
here in twenty twenty five is something called the micro wedding.
And I'd like to think I invented it and didn't
even know it. Okay, So here's here's one. A micro
wet So instead of being over the top, now the
trend is to go small and intimate, and there is
actually a huge almost a seventy percent increase these micro weddings,
(01:01):
so to qualify as a micro wedding, ten to thirty guests,
including the couple and the couple's parents and the immediate family.
And then instead of a big reception, it's just dinner
at a restaurant. This is exactly what we did. So
we had been together for fourteen years. I didn't want
to rush into things, and so we were back and forth.
(01:23):
We sat down one night, Okay, we're going to do this.
We're just gonna get married, and we started the guest list.
You've done this. Oh yes, it's exhausting, exhausting, and you
can't like, well if I don't invite this person, well,
this person will get offended by because I invited this
one and blah blah blah. I couldn't take it. I
got up and I walked in the kitchen and I
(01:44):
came back with a bottle of wine. I said, we
can fix this. Well, after a full bottle, I still
couldn't fix it. I said, the heck with it, We're
just going to lope it. So here's what we did.
We did. We did this micro wedding without even knowing
of the term. We got married with ten people at
the Museum of the Shenandoah Valley. We did it on
a Sunday morning. We decided to get married on a
Thursday night. We already had our you know, all the paperwork,
(02:09):
uh huh, and so we decided over a beer and
a margarita in a Mexican restaurant, are we doing this
or not?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fine, So pick a date, fine Sunday? All right, fine,
like it had been fourteen years, I whatever, we get
to it. But anyway, not both parties felt that way.
So anyhow, Sunday morning we got married and we had
ten people there and it was stress free.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
The biggest amount of stress I had was finding something
to wear. That's it, that's all. And it was yeah,
and that's it, and it was fine. We made a
day of it on Saturday, had a wonderful Sunday morning,
and then for the reception, I just took everybody to
a restaurant in Old tom Winchester, the Village Square, and
Chef Dan there. He hooked us up and we were
(02:56):
in a private room and it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Sounds perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The thing is, you can spend so much time with
everyone that came to your wedding that way.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Right, instead of just a quick yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's one of my best friends had a wedding and
it was a big wedding, and this was something that
happened in my twenties and I worked with her, named
with Jennifer, and she said it was a blur. I said, so,
what'd you think about it? You know, when she finally
came back from the honeymoon, she said, of course, I
don't remember it. It was a blur. And I thought,
that's a terrible thing because it was a beautiful, beautiful time.
(03:26):
But anyway, how about you.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I get that we had a pig roast with over
two hundred people.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Holy smoke, Lri it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It poured down rain the entire day, right up until
ten minutes before the ceremony.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Then the sun came out. It was beautiful. It ended
up being a great day. But I was very much
a bridezilla.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I cannot listen. You know my disdain for bridezilla's.
I want to know how you turned into a bridezilla.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was the weather. It was the weather, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So you aren't a bridezilla all along like demanding that
they you.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Know, Oh no, no, no, no, waste so much.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
The day of, okay, just the day of because I
was so stressed out about the weather. But if I
had to do it again, I think I would get
with a micro weddings absolutely delightful.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I told everyone I knew, just don't elope, but just
bring the very the tightest, tightest, tightest group you got
and have fun. And it was. It was a great time,
you know, it really really was. So let's move on.
Let's move on. The next thing that I thought was
really fascinating was plastic surgery. So, like, it's becoming more
and more popular. I've got friends who are like doing
(04:32):
the botox. Oh yeah, I guess that's a Is that
plastic surgery?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Your I don't think so, no? Like, So I have
a cousin who had a no's job.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, plastic rhino plastic I think they call it learned.
So yeah, yeah, that's plastic surgery. Okay. Well, look, it's
becoming more and more popular. And have you ever wondered
what plastic surgery procedure? Would plastic surgeons never get? Oh,
because somebody did. They thought about and they asked, and
(05:04):
it was fascinating because they did not hold back the
plastic surgeons. I guess they'd all been waiting to be asked,
because here's what happened. Somebody asked them and they they say,
at the very top of the list, plastic surgeons all
agreed there is one procedure they would never get, and
what is it, The Brazilian butt lift.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
And that's the one you and I both need because we.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Got no button. They literally called me the buttlerss wonder
in high school and nothing has changed. So yeah, the BBL.
The reason that they won't go get a Brazilian butt lift.
The plastic surgeons themselves they say it has one of
the highest complication rates of all cosmetic surgeons. Oh and
they also wouldn't get these three liquid rhinoplasty, boogle fat removal,
(05:53):
or thread lifts.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I have no idea what any of that mean.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
They sound awful. I wouldn't get them to on the
name alone, so I thought that was kind of it.
Have you ever thought about getting plastic surgery? No, no, no,
I haven't either. I knew a friend in school. In
middle school. You know, middle schoolers can be They can
make other people's lives hell, especially back in the day,
right it was so bullying was unchecked back in the day,
(06:17):
and this poor girl, she was so pretty, she had
a very distinctive nose, and it was giving her hell
what everybody was putting her through. So one summer she
went away and she came back and she had a
nose job, and then she looked like a model. By
the way, But like it. You know, if it's going
to help you for the rest of your life, sure,
go for it, is my kind.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Of feeling about it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But you got to be careful because I have friends
who started doing a little. Yes, addiction to plastic surgery
is such a thing. Is I can't think of anything
i'd want to change because I'm perfect. No, No, mostly
because I don't want to have any pain at all,
and I don't like not looking like myself. I'm okay
(06:59):
with age. I wish I didn't have, you know, a
couple of wrinkles here and there or whatever, but I don't.
I don't want to look like some plastic weirdo. And
a lot of people do.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
They do look at plastic wirdo.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It's not every plastic surgeon's any good, right, Okay, So
there's that. I want to move on to our third thing.
We always do three when we do our little podcast here.
This is what I've been saving for last So look,
we've gone through spring and a lot of people still
spring cleaning. If you're trying to declutter but you're having
difficulty decluttering, some people really put a lot of emotional
(07:36):
sentiment on things. And I'm talking about even like oh
this sweater I work to blah blah blah. You know
what I mean, I do? Okay, Yes, So if you
are finding it difficult to declutter, you might want to
try using the poop rule. So this is a thing.
(07:56):
This is a real thing, and essentially it works like this.
You look at something that you're trying to decide keep
it or get rid of it. You look at everything
actually and you say, would I keep this if it
were right now covered in poop?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Would I clean it off? Just save it?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yes? Okay, okay, And so from I think for most things,
I would say, you know what, no, yeah, get rid
of it. No, I wouldn't. And that's when you that's
how you decide to pitch it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Pretty brilliant.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I think it is, too. They say it truly works
especially for hoarders, okay, who tend to typically have some
crazy sentiment attached to everything right, because it's a disorder,
it is, but this tends to work when helping them
to sort. You've seen the you've seen the TV show right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, where they make me feel better about my house.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh lord. And when they take all the stuff out
of the garage or whatever it is and they line
it up on tables. Oh god, it's just it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Very overwhelming.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know what happens to me when I see that
show Hoarders, what I clean like for a week, I'm
just back up the.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Truck and take everything out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
One I don't remember when this was, but one Christmas
somebody here at the station asked me what I wanted
for Christmas and I said, truly, honestly, what I want
is for everyone listening right now to just come to
my house and take something. Just take it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
That's a great clear up.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And you know when you move that that's the most
perfect opportunity to do it. Oh yeah. We were running
out of time when we were moving because our closing
date moved up and we were renting the townhouse we
were living in, so I ended up just hiring people
to pack it all and move it all. That was
a huge mistake. I have still got a couple of
(09:43):
boxes in the base, yes I do that. I've never
gotten to I'm not a hoarder, but like they're just
down there, and I'm like, I'll get.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well time to picture them covered in purpose.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's time, and that's where we'll end this. You're exactly right,
all right. Thank you for joining us. A reminder you
can always listen to us with our free iHeartRadio app
where Chris and Lori the morning show at Shenandoah Country
Q one O two. We will see you next time.
Welcome back to the Crazy. Hey, it's your friends, Chris
and Lourie. We host the morning show on Shenandoah Country
Q one O two. You can listen to us anytime
at all with our free iHeartRadio app. Win Chester, Virginia
is what you search and we're at the station with
the big American flag Q one O two and we're
on every single morning. We never get to lead. It's
so like, we put together this podcast because it's just
(00:22):
kind of fun. We come across so many crazy, weird
stories that we thought, well, let's just share them. So
why not. So here is one that I that really
hit me. June is approaching, like by the minute, and
as June approaches, Laurie so to about a million wedding.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yes, wedding month.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes indeed. So. One of the biggest trends in weddings
here in twenty twenty five is something called the micro wedding.
And I'd like to think I invented it and didn't
even know it. Okay, So here's here's one. A micro
wet So instead of being over the top, now the
trend is to go small and intimate, and there is
actually a huge almost a seventy percent increase these micro weddings,
(01:01):
so to qualify as a micro wedding, ten to thirty guests,
including the couple and the couple's parents and the immediate family.
And then instead of a big reception, it's just dinner
at a restaurant. This is exactly what we did. So
we had been together for fourteen years. I didn't want
to rush into things, and so we were back and forth.
(01:23):
We sat down one night, Okay, we're going to do this.
We're just gonna get married, and we started the guest list.
You've done this. Oh yes, it's exhausting, exhausting, and you
can't like, well if I don't invite this person, well,
this person will get offended by because I invited this
one and blah blah blah. I couldn't take it. I
got up and I walked in the kitchen and I
(01:44):
came back with a bottle of wine. I said, we
can fix this. Well, after a full bottle, I still
couldn't fix it. I said, the heck with it, We're
just going to lope it. So here's what we did.
We did. We did this micro wedding without even knowing
of the term. We got married with ten people at
the Museum of the Shenandoah Valley. We did it on
a Sunday morning. We decided to get married on a
Thursday night. We already had our you know, all the paperwork,
(02:09):
uh huh, and so we decided over a beer and
a margarita in a Mexican restaurant, are we doing this
or not?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fine, So pick a date, fine Sunday? All right, fine,
like it had been fourteen years, I whatever, we get
to it. But anyway, not both parties felt that way.
So anyhow, Sunday morning we got married and we had
ten people there and it was stress free.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
The biggest amount of stress I had was finding something
to wear. That's it, that's all. And it was yeah,
and that's it, and it was fine. We made a
day of it on Saturday, had a wonderful Sunday morning,
and then for the reception, I just took everybody to
a restaurant in Old tom Winchester, the Village Square, and
Chef Dan there. He hooked us up and we were
(02:56):
in a private room and it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Sounds perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The thing is, you can spend so much time with
everyone that came to your wedding that way.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Right, instead of just a quick yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's one of my best friends had a wedding and
it was a big wedding, and this was something that
happened in my twenties and I worked with her, named
with Jennifer, and she said it was a blur. I said, so,
what'd you think about it? You know, when she finally
came back from the honeymoon, she said, of course, I
don't remember it. It was a blur. And I thought,
that's a terrible thing because it was a beautiful, beautiful time.
(03:26):
But anyway, how about you.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I get that we had a pig roast with over
two hundred people.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Holy smoke, Lri it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It poured down rain the entire day, right up until
ten minutes before the ceremony.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Then the sun came out. It was beautiful. It ended
up being a great day. But I was very much
a bridezilla.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I cannot listen. You know my disdain for bridezilla's.
I want to know how you turned into a bridezilla.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was the weather. It was the weather, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So you aren't a bridezilla all along like demanding that
they you.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Know, Oh no, no, no, no, waste so much.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
The day of, okay, just the day of because I
was so stressed out about the weather. But if I
had to do it again, I think I would get
with a micro weddings absolutely delightful.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I told everyone I knew, just don't elope, but just
bring the very the tightest, tightest, tightest group you got
and have fun. And it was. It was a great time,
you know, it really really was. So let's move on.
Let's move on. The next thing that I thought was
really fascinating was plastic surgery. So, like, it's becoming more
and more popular. I've got friends who are like doing
(04:32):
the botox. Oh yeah, I guess that's a Is that
plastic surgery?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Your I don't think so, no? Like, So I have
a cousin who had a no's job.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, plastic rhino plastic I think they call it learned.
So yeah, yeah, that's plastic surgery. Okay. Well, look, it's
becoming more and more popular. And have you ever wondered
what plastic surgery procedure? Would plastic surgeons never get? Oh,
because somebody did. They thought about and they asked, and
(05:04):
it was fascinating because they did not hold back the
plastic surgeons. I guess they'd all been waiting to be asked,
because here's what happened. Somebody asked them and they they say,
at the very top of the list, plastic surgeons all
agreed there is one procedure they would never get, and
what is it, The Brazilian butt lift.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
And that's the one you and I both need because we.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Got no button. They literally called me the buttlerss wonder
in high school and nothing has changed. So yeah, the BBL.
The reason that they won't go get a Brazilian butt lift.
The plastic surgeons themselves they say it has one of
the highest complication rates of all cosmetic surgeons. Oh and
they also wouldn't get these three liquid rhinoplasty, boogle fat removal,
(05:53):
or thread lifts.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I have no idea what any of that mean.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
They sound awful. I wouldn't get them to on the
name alone, so I thought that was kind of it.
Have you ever thought about getting plastic surgery? No, no, no,
I haven't either. I knew a friend in school. In
middle school. You know, middle schoolers can be They can
make other people's lives hell, especially back in the day,
right it was so bullying was unchecked back in the day,
(06:17):
and this poor girl, she was so pretty, she had
a very distinctive nose, and it was giving her hell
what everybody was putting her through. So one summer she
went away and she came back and she had a
nose job, and then she looked like a model. By
the way, But like it. You know, if it's going
to help you for the rest of your life, sure,
go for it, is my kind.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Of feeling about it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But you got to be careful because I have friends
who started doing a little. Yes, addiction to plastic surgery
is such a thing. Is I can't think of anything
i'd want to change because I'm perfect. No, No, mostly
because I don't want to have any pain at all,
and I don't like not looking like myself. I'm okay
(06:59):
with age. I wish I didn't have, you know, a
couple of wrinkles here and there or whatever, but I don't.
I don't want to look like some plastic weirdo. And
a lot of people do.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
They do look at plastic wirdo.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It's not every plastic surgeon's any good, right, Okay, So
there's that. I want to move on to our third thing.
We always do three when we do our little podcast here.
This is what I've been saving for last So look,
we've gone through spring and a lot of people still
spring cleaning. If you're trying to declutter but you're having
difficulty decluttering, some people really put a lot of emotional
(07:36):
sentiment on things. And I'm talking about even like oh
this sweater I work to blah blah blah. You know
what I mean, I do? Okay, Yes, So if you
are finding it difficult to declutter, you might want to
try using the poop rule. So this is a thing.
(07:56):
This is a real thing, and essentially it works like this.
You look at something that you're trying to decide keep
it or get rid of it. You look at everything
actually and you say, would I keep this if it
were right now covered in poop?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Would I clean it off? Just save it?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yes? Okay, okay, And so from I think for most things,
I would say, you know what, no, yeah, get rid
of it. No, I wouldn't. And that's when you that's
how you decide to pitch it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Pretty brilliant.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I think it is, too. They say it truly works
especially for hoarders, okay, who tend to typically have some
crazy sentiment attached to everything right, because it's a disorder,
it is, but this tends to work when helping them
to sort. You've seen the you've seen the TV show right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, where they make me feel better about my house.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh lord. And when they take all the stuff out
of the garage or whatever it is and they line
it up on tables. Oh god, it's just it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Very overwhelming.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know what happens to me when I see that
show Hoarders, what I clean like for a week, I'm
just back up the.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Truck and take everything out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
One I don't remember when this was, but one Christmas
somebody here at the station asked me what I wanted
for Christmas and I said, truly, honestly, what I want
is for everyone listening right now to just come to
my house and take something. Just take it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
That's a great clear up.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And you know when you move that that's the most
perfect opportunity to do it. Oh yeah. We were running
out of time when we were moving because our closing
date moved up and we were renting the townhouse we
were living in, so I ended up just hiring people
to pack it all and move it all. That was
a huge mistake. I have still got a couple of
(09:43):
boxes in the base, yes I do that. I've never
gotten to I'm not a hoarder, but like they're just
down there, and I'm like, I'll get.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well time to picture them covered in purpose.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's time, and that's where we'll end this. You're exactly right,
all right. Thank you for joining us. A reminder you
can always listen to us with our free iHeartRadio app
where Chris and Lori the morning show at Shenandoah Country
Q one O two. We will see you next time.
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