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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's Chris and Lorie. We do the morning show
on Shenandoah Country Q one two in beautiful Winchester, Virginia
in the beautiful, beautiful Shenandoah Valley, and it's good to
be with you. We do this little thing, this podcast,
and we call it The Crazy because we come across
so many crazy, ridiculous stories during the course of a
week and we just thought, ah, you know what, let's
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put them all together and make a podcast out of it.
So I'm going to start with I'm going to start
with this. Have you ever seen a La Boo Boo doll?
If I said lave Boo boo, do you know who
I'm mean? I have No, I did not know. So
it sounds like one of my friends back when I
was growing up, La Boo Boo. I might have to
start calling you that. Oh please, no, So La Boo
Boo have just caught fire on TikTok LORII and it's
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the ugliest doll I've ever seen. It's probably the scariest
of the day. It's not like Chucky scary, but like,
let me describe how it looks. It's it looks like
do you ever watch Bob's burgers, and you know what
Louise looks like with the rabbit years that go up?
I don't, okay, I'm sorry, suck. So anyway, it's like
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a little furry rabbit that walks on two legs as
big rabbit ears. Okay, but it's like blue. Maybe they're
all different colors. And it's got a round face that's
like a toddler's face. And it's got a great big
smile with like saw teeth, like if you were drawing
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a shark. Okay, you want one yet? So anyway, La
Boo Boo has just caught fire all over TikTok and
now they're a big thing and they actually a human
sized La Boo Boo doll was made and sold at
auction in China for one hundred and fifty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You said, human size, Why would anyone want.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
If this is not true that there are people with
too much money out there that need to be relieved
of their money. Holy crap. I'll tell you what. If
you want to see the La Boo Boo doll, because
you must, you must, It's at Chris and Lorishow dot com.
Put it up there and you can take a look.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I mean it might be good for Halloween. You know
how people put up the giant skeletons.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It would be good for La booboo, right, Gi, La
Boo boo. I mean, I don't, I don't know. I didn't.
I've never seen it, and I didn't know it was
a big thing until this auction. One hundred and fifty
five thousand dollars for that ugly thing. All right, So
there's that. That was one story that I wanted to
get because we're talking about the crazy. The next story
I'm going to tell you about. I had no real
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idea that this was a thing. I swear to you.
But have you ever heard of the term boiled in
a bag? I mean for rice? Yeah, okay, but not
for rice, for people. What did you see? I said, people, Laurie,
this is a real thing. You know that you can
be buried and you can be creamating. This isn't cremated.
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This isn't burried. This is boiled in a bag. And
it's a thing, and it's it's been a thing, and
it's in like thirty nine states, Sally that you can
do this. I have never in my adult life heard
of such a thing. But what they do. Oh it's weird.
Do you want to hear what they do? I do?
I guess all right, So you go'd be mad at
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me that I told you. Next, So it's called alkaline hydrolysis,
nicknamed boil in a bag or water cremation. And what
happens is they shroud the body. It sits inside a
steel tube that they seal up, and they fill it
with water and an alkaline mix, and then they heat
it to about one hundred and sixty degrees under pressure.
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Then it takes anywhere from four to eighteen hours. But
when it's done, all that's left are soft bone pieces
and they get ground up into ash for the family. Okay,
And this is the part that disturbs me more than
anything else. If you're squeamish, you're out of luck. Here's
what happens. The sterile liquid can flow safe flee into
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the sewer, No, into the souper. Come on, no, I can't,
I can't, I can't. And they're now starting to do
it over in Europe. And yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Is there like a benefit to this at all or
it's just another way.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I was going to try to find that out, and
then I decided I didn't want to accidentally get an
image when I when I hit Google. Yes, okay, I
walked away from that, right, I get completely Oh boy,
my goodness. Oh I'm gonna circle back because I'm allowed
to do that. It's a podcast. I'm circling back to
the first story about laboovo. I can't let Laboo Voo go.
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I was going to ask you if Natalie ever had
any ugly dolls your daughter, Natalie, when she was growing up,
was there like a that's like a trend to have
the dolls that are ugly?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Right? Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She and my mom went to a thrift store.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh right, this is reason, this is reason, and they
bought these little dolls.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know. They're plastic and just creepy looking.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know. They're about four or five inches tall.
Maybe they're little and they brought them.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hey, look when we got at the thrift store, like,
what are we going to do with those? My mom's
just set them around her house. That's cute.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We named them this one's Charlie kids. I'm not kidding.
They are the creepiest things.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What do they look like?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't even know how to explain them, honestly, they've
got plastic faces that are just like clown faces.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I don't know. That's not fun. So now do you
have them all over your house? Oh no, no no.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
My daughter thankfully took them to her room, and I
have not seen them since.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I'm hoping I can to see them.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
But I told her so, our dad's away. He's at
training right now for work, and I told her she
needs to go in his office and hide these things
around with just the heads are peeking up.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So when it gets home a surprise, that's great. I
love it. Oh my gosh, all right, I'm gonna I'm
just gonna. I'm going to entitle this final story poop
and you'll understand why don't don't turn away. It's ridiculous.
So I live in old Town Winchester. If you go
on Google Maps, you'll see it's like any other old
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town right in any of the other cities in American
Old old city built in the seventeen hundreds, and so
it's a big grid and I'm walking my dog, Walter.
And since I come to work very very early because
we do the morning show, it's night and i'm walking,
except it's kind of it's summer, so there's a little
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pre dawn light out and I'm walking Walter, walking Walter.
It was one of the most beautiful evenings ever. And
I'm walking past all these houses and the houses come
right up to the sidewalks, but people have let their
screen their windows up for the screen to gets fresh
air in and all of that. Well, you ever walk
a dog and like they refuse to do their business.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So we live in the country, I just open the
door and say, go.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Up this back.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't have to walk him. There's a whole lot
of good to that because I do, and sometimes dogs
just don't want to. You've got to be careful when
you're training them. You don't want to accidentally train them
that if they poop, they immediately in the walk and
go home. That's why after he poops, we keep walking. Okay,
But apparently that wasn't enough because Walter decided he was
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not going to poop. And I'm looking at my watch,
thinking they'll know if I'm not at work, I better
get there. We're coming up on the red line here, pal,
So I'm like, we're walking and I'm starting to talk
to him. You've talked to your dog, Yeah, you know,
and poop poop. I need you to poop? Well, why
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don't you poop? Poop poop? And I look up and
he's sniff think something. When I'm yelling all the poop
set and I realize my voice is like six feet
from this window straight up. I'm like a foot away
from the window. It is straight up, and I know.
I'm thinking, can you imagine? I just hit me? And
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I started laughing I'm like, oh my god, I gotta
get out of here. But can you imagine being in
bed being the couple in that room?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Dear? Did you?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I just had the that's horrible dream. This man was
just insisting that I put.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Oh my gosh, that's great.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh wow. So we high tailed it. He pooped and
I got out of it. Oh my oh lord. Okay,
look that's the that's the crazy. We hope you'll join us.
Look you can listen every weekday morning. We were like,
hope you will. It's kind of a fun show and
it's the Chris and Lori Show. Anytime you want, we're
right there on your iHeartRadio app. Just search Winchester, Virginia.
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We are the radio station Q one O two with
the American flag on it and we will be back
for another episode of the Crazy and thank you so
much for joining us, have a great week.