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May 20, 2025 6 mins
During Hour #2 of The Cruz Show on 5/19 in Chisme Jackie told us about SNL clowning Kanye + Cruz tols us about a Barber Shop in LA that plays an anoying song to drive away the homeless 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What up is muting? And you checking out the Cruise
Show podcast? Make sure to subscribe rate and shit, no y'all. Hey,
Real naety two three LA is new home for hip
hop and the chance to pick your ticket Kendner Lamar
Chris Brown. What's it gonna be? We'll tell you a
song to listen out for for your chance to pick
your tickets in five minutes. Uncle, no where you don't
want to miss it? Nico Blitz, what do you got
coming up? Okay? Hey, the chief man is up next?

(00:25):
Jack your mirrors? What are working on?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
So and now? Don't care if you're celebrity or whoever
you are, You're going to get it when you're a
segment on S and I will tell you who the
latest celebrity is up next.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
That good cheese man is next. Stay right there, that's
Nico Blitz in the mix. Real ninety two three, It's
the Cruise Show. Turn this up. Hey, real naety two
three LA is new home for hip hop and the
chance to pick your ticket to see Kendrick Lamar or
Chris Brown. Just be call it tenadaateight sixt six two
for six eight ninety two three. When you hear all right,
that's we gonna be all right by Kendrick Lamar to
pick your ticket. It's gonna play between three twenty five

(00:54):
and three thirty five. If that helps you out, Stay
right here, Nico Blitz, where we at bro all right?
The headlines, the gossip, the t that's that good cheese man,
Jack your miers. What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
SNL does not care if you've done anything good, but
they do care if you do something bad. So Kanye
West was the main point of a skit this past
weekend on SNL. It was with Mike Myers. So if
you guys don't remember, Austin Powers and Shrekt and Scarlett Johansson,
they were basically making fun of Kanye. Just listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. I just have to
say this. I'm a huge fan of yours, mister Myers.
It's my first time in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
You just never know what celebrity you're going to run
into here.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
True, Oh my god, is that Kanye West? Hey you
Mike Myers? Right, Kanye, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's just yay now, sorry, yay. I guess it's been
a while. Yeah, I said that Hurricane Katrina been a fit.
You know when I told the world that George Bush
don't care about black people on live TV? Yes, if
you just had to stand there looking stupid, what leave
me up to? Oh me?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I mean the KKK, Now, of course you are not,
of course you are. So yeah, the elevator glitches at
some point, and then Ya pulls out a NAS tank
and takes a hit, and he just goes on to say,
like talking about just random stuff, the Diddy truck and
all that. It was a very very funny skit, and

(02:17):
it just it's just hilarious to see that. If you
guys actually remember that Hurricane Katrina.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Remember that, but I remember actual.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Live television thing that happened. I feel like that comes
up as a viral video every so often, and I
just cringe the same way every single time. The full
video is on YouTube on SML's YouTube, but you gotta
go check it out. Remember she's me at the top
of the hour every hour here on the Cruise Show as.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Jacki Ramia as Nico Blitz back in a mixed cruise show.
Real ninety two three, Let's get it Okay. Real ninety
two three, LA is new Home for hip hop and
the chance to pick your tickets to see Kennall Lamar
or Chris Brown. Remember you gotta to be called a
ten a day sixty six two four six eight ninety
two three. As soon as you hear all right, we're
gonna be all right by Kendrick Lamar, to pick your ticket.
It's gonna play between three twenty five and three thirty five.
Stay right here. Remember you got it on Real ninety

(03:01):
two three. Congratulations to make the Stallion Houston's own. She
now has her own clothing line being sold at walmart
Yoh graduation. Hey Real ninety two three, LA's new home
for a hip hop and the chance to pick your
ticket to see Kennier Lamar Chris Brown. Remember you got
to be called it heed today sixty six two for
six eight ninety two three. When you hear all right
by Kennick Lamar, that's Kennick Lamar, alright to pick your ticket.

(03:22):
That's gonna play in the next seven minutes. Don't go nowhere,
Nico Blitz, where we at bro it up? Yeah, let's
do that. Let's do that. Wait till you hear what
a local barbershop is playing. It's a certain song to
keep the homeless away. Uh oh, that is next. Stay
right here, Nico Blitz in the mix, Real ninety two

(03:43):
to three. Let's go Yo, Okay, Real ninety two three,
LA's new home for hip hop. Yo, it's the cruise Show.
We're here in five minutes. Find out how to win
more tickets to Woo Tang and run the Jewels. Don't
go nowhere on Real ninety two three. Leave it right here.
Pick your ticket to see Kenick Lamar Chris Brown. Yo.
We're announcing that winner in second and stay right here. Hey,
so did you hear what Styles barbershop on eleventh Downtown

(04:05):
l A is doing?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
What are they doing? So?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
They're blasting a certain song all day on repeat to
keep unhoused the young house from setting up camp outside
of the shop. You guys want to hear the song?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
What song?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Is it? Here we go? There's no way, non stop
all day, all day, all day? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Cut the cameras, don't cut the cameras.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
All day on repeat and apparently it's working.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Hey, if it works, it works, I guess it's all good.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Broby Yo. Is this Candice from lom Melinda?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yes, cand Oh.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
You call it ten? You just want you did it
shows all.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Right, ca. Now you got to pick your ticket to
one of the two biggest shows coming to La, Kendrick
Lamar says at the Grand National Tour or Chris Brown's
Breezy Bowl Bryson Tiller in Summer Walker. The choice is yours.
Who are you picking?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
That s where you're in?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
There?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
There? All right, she's at work. You don't want to
get caught winning on the radio. Look at it. You
want to look busy, you want to look like you're
talking to a client. I totally get it. Keain, congratulations,
We love you for listening. Hold on, okay, hold on,
look second, you got it? Hey, Snico Blitz back in
the Mixed Cruise Show, Real ninety two to three. Nico,
let it go, Let's do it. Hey, Hey, hey Sola,

(05:30):
Real ninety two three La. He's new home for hip
hop and a chance to pick your ticket to see
Kennick tomorrow Chris Brown, What's it gonna be? Your next
chance to win is at five p m. Leaving on
Real ninety two three and coming up between three fifty
and four pm. Your chance to see Wu Tang Run
the Jewels. That's between three forty and four p m
stay right here to win four PM coming up. Two.
That's your shot at twenty bands, twenty joints in a

(05:51):
row of twenty thousand dollars. Don't miss that it's The
Cruise Show, Real ninety two three.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
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