February 14, 2024 • 20 mins
Fluffy came by the Cruz Show LIVE to talk about his Valentine's Day Show at the Kia Forum. He talked about his Super Bowl Party, did some radio reads & impressions & had a blast with the Cruz Show Team.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
What's going on your boys Swiss beatsand right now you're checking out the Cruise
Show podcast. Make sure you subscribe, rate and share immediately. Peace.
Hey Real ninety two three LA isnew home for hip hop and the most
tickets to roll in loud on themevery hour seven eighty seven pm your three
day passes as DJ Fuse lock inCruise Show. We're in here. Remember
to be called a ten at eightsix six two four six eight ninet two
(00:20):
three. Soon as you hear danceBig Sean. Soon as you're here be
called ten. You winning tickets tosee Nicki, Minaspost, Malone Future,
that Mexicano t Chief, Keith ygTiger, so many more. It's coming
up in the next fifteen minutes.Stay right there, yo, Fluffy is
in the building. Fluffy has landedChulo June Loo Ain' Chulo drinking Funta as
well the Orange trying to come withthe label. But since you don't give
(00:42):
a ship. Yeah, I'm heredrinking buddy. We're live. We're live,
fu, look at it. We'relive. No cursing, no cursey.
I'm the ship, chip ship weneed chips. That's it. Ship's
bringing sodas I don't know what youheard. The ships. Ships are very
important to succesciety. They bring inthese beverages and they bring in all kinds
(01:03):
of needs and things that we needin society. So it's big. It's
big. Shout out to all thoseships out there, so many. Shit,
don't forget ship happens ships, right, that's right, Yeah, Okay,
that's enough. Yeah, shout outto FedEx for all the stop it
here. We're already having a greattime. As you can see. It's
(01:29):
radio docs, so we're always onthe verge of losing their jobs, you
know this. Yeah, yeah,Well you don't worry about me saying anything
bad. Worry about AI. BroOh god, I know. Yeah,
how does it not? How doesit feel to know you can be replaced
by an app? It sucks whenyou put it like that. It sucks.
Yeah. And you know what,I thought it was just for certain
things like of like voiceover work andstuff like that. But with comedy too.
(01:53):
I used to think that comedy wassafe because I said, you know
what, AI has not mastered theart of sarcasm yet. Yeah, But
unfortunately I was proven wrong, andI've seen a couple of things they brought
back George Carlin for a new special. I saw that man right the family
that No, why would they be? You know, it's one of those
things where it's like, all right, nobody's safe. Nobody, nobody is
(02:15):
safe, not even comedy Smoke ifyou got them, smoke, if you
got a Valentine's Day show tomorrow theKey of four while I still can,
come on now and see a liveshow with an actual, living, breathing
person, human being. Yeah,before the Holograms take over. More with
Fluffy next day, right here,Cruise Show Real ninety two three. I
(02:35):
was gonna talk about Drake's a planning, No so you saw it? About
the Drink Real ninety two three.LA's new over hip hop and the most
tickets are Rolling Loud within him everyhour at seven and to seven pm.
And remember to be called ten ateight six six two four six eight nine
two three as soon as you hearfuse hit play on that dance Big Sean
to win your three day tickets toRolling Loud to see Nicki Minaj's post Malone
(02:57):
Future, that Mexicano t Chief,Keith yg Tight and so many more.
It's coming up in ten minutes.Stay right there Fluffy is here, Fluffy
Valentine's Day, Manyana Kia form,let's go tickets at Fluffy guy dot com.
And he's gonna announce our bank rollname right now, Fluffy, we're
doing this, okay. So youwant me to use my radio voice?
Right, sure, yeah, thisis this is cool. I've never got
a chest. Let's do it radiovoice. Okay, here's the radio voice.
(03:20):
So Janelle Chove is from Marino Valley. You have twenty minutes to call
us back to claim your one thousanddollars bank roll check eight six six two
four six eighty nine twenty three.Janelle Chavez from Marino Valley. Right,
that's like half broadcaster, half let'sDJ, right right right, coming to
(03:42):
center stage, keep it going forall the way from La Puente. Here
she comes. She's rocking those heelsand ready to rumble. Give it up
for a shave, Yeah, no, no, give it up for Janelle
Chavez. That's right, Janelle Chavezis coming to center sage. She's rocking
those heels. She's bringing the heatfrom Marino Valley, and that's right.
(04:05):
For twenty minutes, she's gonna giveyou everything you want, everything you need
because she's gonna claim that thousand dollarsbank road check. Don't forget jenell chev
has eight six six two four sixeighty nine twenty three, Janelle, good
luck. It sounds like you're readyfor a T shirt dance as well.
Two for one maybe two for onedrink specials all night long more were fluffy
(04:26):
next day right, it's the CruseShow ninety two three, chuse, let's
go, Let's get a fuse realninety two three, Las New Hope of
hip hop. And the most ticketsare rolling loud when I'm every hour seven
am to seven pm is too easy, and remember to be called ten at
eight six six two four six eightand two three as soon as you had
dance big sean um when tickets torolling out, three day passes to see
Nicki Minaj's post malone future, thatMexicano t Chief, Keith yg and so
(04:48):
many more that's coming up in fiveminutes. What is that? Oh that's
yours. Let's something food so good? It does not really good. I
wanted to be disruptive, but notdisrespectful. That's yeah, that's pretty good.
Just success. No, it's notdisrespectful, but it was distracting,
and I was like, I'm like, yo, and it's funny. I
think it hit us both of thesame because I saw you make the face.
(05:09):
As I was thinking about it,I was like, you're like,
it's not so good, and likehow he also has his name labeled on
his hot sauce. Oh you're thatguy that just so no one can use
it. But what kind of hotsauce do he is? That's some whole
food by the way, Oh,this is it organic? It's organic,
non GMO, vegan. Dude,If you need some top of deo,
(05:30):
I know a guy. Yo,he touched me. We have We have
used your top of deo over andover again. We ran out. It's
more the other day, you know, Jack, I saw a picture.
Yeah, whatever you made. Ithink Nico, her boyfriend, he was
using it right, Yeah he was. I made a chicken. I got
to actually meet the the founder ofa couple of weeks ago, mister Saba
(05:56):
uh ninety five years old, ninetyfive arp is attack and still runs the
business. It still runs the business, right And just so you guys know,
now has ketchup o. They that'sright, they now have ketch up
your life. It's a game changer. I've already gone through a whole bottle.
I've already gone through a whole bottle. That's smart. Put in a
good word for us. We needto. I'm telling you. If you
(06:17):
get you need, I got you. Fluffy is here Valentine's Day. The
shows tomorrow, keia form tickets atFluffy. It's sold out. Sold I
I was gonna say tickets, butthey're sold out. It sold out.
Yes, yes, yes, thatmeans the only way you're gonna get tickets
now is you got to go onthose secondary sites. You paid twice as
much, So get your tickets earlynext time. That's right, exactly,
(06:38):
do the right thing. Yeah,this is a Valentine's show. People should
have been planning this a long timeago. And it makes sense. People
love you, Fluff. You bringso much joy and people love Fluffy.
You are part of their family andpart of their you know what they do,
and you know tradition to go seeyou. Thank you. But more
importantly it's Valentine's They you need somethingto do first first day? Yes,
(07:00):
what advice do you have for afirst date? If you're going to my
show on a first date, youjust you want to laugh and have fun.
And have something to talk about atthe end of the show, because
I will say certain things that arekind of like, all right, we
hey, what do you think aboutwhen he said this? Or that?
You know, which I think iscool. I've had a lot of people
tell me that, you know,our first date was your show, and
now we're married. So know nowthat if you show up to the Forum
(07:24):
single, there's a good chance youmight meet the love of your life or
you might meet the love of yournight. It all depends that parking lot
has people selling bacon wrap hot dogs, and that puts me in a mood.
Officiate fans like I have you have, I've done? You know I
wasn't ordained, Minister. It's oneof those things you can renew it real
easy. You go online. It'slike buying a Southwest Airlines ticket. Yeah,
(07:47):
you go on, you give yourcredit card, it literally is and
you you hit print and it printsout your certificate. So and then it
gives you instructions on how to performa wedding. I think you should marry
Cruise, like not you Mary Cruise, but like he wait on a minute,
a married we clearly have the sametaste and food. You are it
is the beginning. That's how itstarts. Still need to get married,
(08:07):
Cruise, I think we should getmarried, Jackie. That's please, Jackie,
that's enough. Please. That'd beamazing. That'd be amazing. When
are you planning to get married?I don't know that. I don't know.
Nice, I've been engaged for tenyears. Oh yeah, that's that's
that's all right there, that's kids, bro, kids first, you know
how to do it. I'm notgonna break the dish. And you're trying
(08:28):
to make the family first. You'relike, he's waiting on Yeah, you're
looking at the kids. You're like, yeah, I just don't know about
her yet. My option. You'relike, you're like, you see how
she hogs the bathroom to that.He's waiting to see if the venue is
available. Bro. At this point, we roommates and we have kids.
I don't know. It's weird.It's a weird setup. Yeah, it's
(08:48):
a weird setup. But it's allgood. You know, Fluffy throws the
best parties. We all know this. We've all been a Fluffy's compound for
the parties. I was there forSuper Bowl. Thank you very much for
having us. I appreciate it.There's so much food and it just keeps
coming. Nobody runs out. Therewas this uh potato truck. I was
telling them that potato was crazy,the load of potato potato you had that
(09:11):
bake. And I want to makesure that when I throw a party that
anyone and everyone can enjoy themselves andhave eat something that they like. So,
for example, you know people thatare hardcore meat eaters, there's there's
plenty of goutness every single time.And for those friends of mine that have
alternative lifestyles that they don't eat,you know, they only eat like soy
(09:33):
and stuff like that. I alwaysprovide alternative options everybody can can eat.
Even for your birthday party, everyonewas walking away with Teddy Bears too.
That was that party was good.I'm still paying for that one. You
know that Drone show was wild atyour birthday party. Man, that was
crazy. When you brought up theunicorns, it was nuts nice, right,
(09:54):
yeah, Like Fluffy was straight resurrectingpeople all these parties. Crazy Tupac
was there. Dog the best partyever. Mat I took Tortilla's home on
my way out. That's like Keett, it was like, you know anymore
tacos I was like, I'll takesome tortillas. He gave me a dozen.
Bro I got him at the house. Thank you very much, My
pleasure, pleasure. I tell everybodyto I encourage everybody take whatever I'm bringing.
(10:16):
People wear next time you did saythat, you just you know what's
funny is there was two people therethat night that brought bags because they already
knew, yes, sir, howit goes? Yeah, yeah, is
that a million reason? Or whowas it? My buddy, my buddy
Mandol's wife and had a wale sideand she was like, no, he's
yeah, she was ready, shewas ready. Fluffy is here Valentine's Day
Show, kia form more Fluffy nextday? Right here? Fuse, let's
(10:37):
get back to it. You,let's go. Let's go rid nwety two
three LA's new hope for hip hopand the most tickets to Rolling Loud with
them every hour seven am to sevenpm. We have more Rolling Lout tickets
on the way in the three o'clockhour, plus we have your family four
pack of tickets to knots Berry Farm. Those are coming up in the next
fifteen minutes. Stay right there,And is this Melissa from Inglewood yesh you
(10:58):
call it and you just wan onthe cruise show you did, Melissa,
Let's go. You want a pairof three day tickets to check out Rolling
Louve, California at Hollywood Park Marchfifteen through seventeenth, when Nicki Minaj post
My Alone Future, metro Boom,yg Tiga, Summer Walker, Brice into
Their Big Shan, and so manymore. Get your tickets now before they
sail out at Rolling Looud dot comand check out Rolling Loud reading on the
(11:20):
free I hurriad you thank you,Cruise, I we choose you, Melissa,
Hold on one second? Okay,okay, more with Fluffy next,
stay right here, DJ fuse,let's get it. Let's say, do
you want to hug Fluffy? Isee you going forward, but then you
kind of hold back. It's twominutes to get in this chair man.
You don't. Let's have been tryingto hug you all afternoon. You know
(11:41):
what's crazy? Hey, crew ShowReal ninety two three LA is new home
for hip hop and the most ticketsto Rolling Loud with them every hour seven
am to seven pm. Your threeday passes rolling out of yours to see
Nicki Minaj's post Malone Future that Mexicot Chief Key, YG, Sexy Red
Tiger and so many more. Makesure you pay attention to everything we say,
cruise quiz around the way back tolet you how many times are you
supposed to say that? Per hour? Every clearly time. It's a thing.
(12:05):
And I'm trying, like I canread the paper and you're faster than
what I can read. Oh no, you gotta see where's that? Where's
that? At three o'clock hour,three o'clock hour. Okay, if you
want to win three tickets, Idon't know why I'm doing that stupid voice
again. What's going on here?It's gonna be a splendid time. It's
if you want to win, Yeah, if you want to win three tickets
(12:26):
to Rolling Loud, Nicki Minaj,Post Malone Future, that Mexican ot Faster,
Faster Fly. But if I sayit, can people even understand it?
You know? It's like, ifyou want, if you want to
win three tickets to see Rolling Loud, to see Nicki Minaj post Malone,
the Future, that Mexican Ot,Chief Key, you want to see it
(12:54):
right now? Sexy Red Tigad,you know, now's the time to go.
If you want to win three ticketsto see a rolling loud. He'll
never hear this interview. Uh,it's okay, it's okay, it's no
man's lot. There's a lot ofinformation on here. If I was I
(13:16):
would just pre record that one andevery time you gotta do it, just
hit and let it do it andthen take three breaths. I've suggested it.
Take three breaths on that. Yeah, lets you did suggest that,
But you know smarter, like thefact that you and I are talking about
this now, you can skip thenext one. That's it. That's it,
can skip the next one. Andif you're you're the higher up say
anything. I got Gabriel gliss Isto talk about it. So how about
that? Exactly right, man,he is here. The show is tomorrow
(13:39):
at the key of Forum. Fromwhat we understand, I should just keep
this paper so you can't even doit right now, we're just talking about
even read it. I think there'slike what one ticket or two tickets left,
so there's only there's only single seatsleft. But if you are a
single in the community and you wantto come out and potentially meet them,
if you're not afraid, because alot of people are afraid of going out
(14:01):
by themselves. Yea, okay,I'm one of those people. Yeah,
I mean too. I always likeI like company, I like going out.
I don't if I do something alone, it feels like it's weird.
Yeah, it just feels weird.But some people I've done very comfortable.
I've done yeah, and some peopleare very comfortable doing that. And if
you are one of those comfortable peoplethat would like to come out by yourself,
I want to see that. There'slike maybe two two tickets left it
(14:24):
near the stage. They're single seats. Yeah, okay, is there a
promo code you can share For thepromo code, go on, go online.
You'll see them. You'll see thema ticket master. But they're literally
individual seats. It's only one.The show is tomorrow, Valentine's Day.
For them. You can also goto fluffy guy dot com as well for
all the merch and a bunch offun stuff. George Lopez was on the
show. It was great to seeyou guys at the Golden Globes together.
(14:48):
Yes, it was so much fun. It was great. Man. I
wasn't sure how that was going togo, just because I haven't spoken to
George in almost twenty years. Andit wasn't like we had a falling out
or anything. I was just I'lltell you himself, how you know how
weird it can get with him.Yeah. So I mean the fact that
the Golden Globes brought us together.I thought that was beautiful because I was
I felt like that moment of thetwo of us being on camera on such
a massive stage doing something that cooltogether. I was like, yes,
(15:13):
this is you know, this isthis is awesome, this is big.
And and you know, as we'retalking, uh, you know, I
was telling, hey, man,congratulations on your show. Super happy for
you, and he's like, heyman, if you ever want to do
it? I go, oh,yeah, let's you know, let's do
it. Yeah Lopez versus Lopez forwe have the same agent who just happened
to be standing there and he heardme, and he goes done and yeah,
(15:37):
next to the following I already tapedit. Yeah the following week.
The following week, I was onthe set for episode one. So good.
So yeah, we got to wegot to work together, and I'm
pretty excited about it. That's reallyreally cool, the two of us finally
doing a show together like that,And who knows, maybe that's just the
beginning of the plans. Well,uh, you know, baby steps,
bro. I just think it's beautifulthat in a very a very what's the
(16:03):
word, a very rough time withthe comedians who are starting to try to
take other comedians down. You know, I don't want that to be the
case with me. I'm not hereto talk bad about anybody. If anything,
I think it's beautiful that with allthis turmoil with other comedians, that
that George and I are are areseeing the bigger picture and reaching out to
each other and trying to do somethingreally work together, you know, get
(16:27):
more people encouraged to do that.Don't be afraid of you know, because
a lot of times people are insecure, like, no, I don't want
to work with that fool, he'sgonna take my spot, which has comedians
a lot, It does happen alot. But I think the fact that
George and I are doing this nowhopefully other people will see how how awesome
it is and see it as apositive thing, not a negative. Working
(16:47):
together this is a great So yeah, that's cool. I'm super excited.
I think we're gonna go to topGolf. That's that's the kind of compos
we're having, are you guys?Because he's trying to get me into golf
and I'm like, ah, butI'm not. I'm not really into golf,
but I'm into like eating and drinkingand top golf. You can do
that, right, So, like, if you give me the first two,
I'm down with the third. I'lltake a sw I heard they got
(17:11):
nets to catch you if you falloff the thing they do and people have
for sure many fluff you're so generous? Why are you so generous? I
don't know. I think that's oneof those things where if you have to
think about it and ask the question, then are you really like is that
really you? Because there are somepeople that will do things based on an
agenda, like oh and especially inpublic, you know, like that you'll
(17:34):
see people sometimes they'll post videos,Oh look I'm giving money to the homeless
or I'm trying to help them.The credit you just want it, You
just want the clicks. You know, if you're gonna do something nice,
do it without having to be seen, or do it without getting any credit.
Like here, just like give thismoney to that guy right there,
you know, if if you know, if that's that's the case, then
cool. But as far as beinggenerous, I don't. I don't know.
(17:56):
I can't answer that because then thenI think it's just who you.
Yeah, no, it's just whoyou are. Man. And your dogs?
You love them so much? Arethey in the will? Nice?
Do they get everything? I could? First of all? Man, if
yeah, if I could give moneyto my dogs, I would like,
literally like, go get something outof the vending machine for me. You'd
make I would. If my dogscould text, I would text my dogs.
(18:18):
I love them. They make me. My pets make me so happy.
And I work really hard to takethem on the road with me,
Like that's my thing. Where peoplesay why do you take your dogs with
you everywhere? I say, becausetraveling and because they make me happy,
and they're like, really, youcan't just leave them at home. I
go, well, and that's partof it. Like okay, so you
work really hard to have this success. Okay. Some people want cars,
(18:40):
some people want houses, some peoplewant to, you know, spend money
on which I do sometimes. Butfor me, the ability to be able
to take my pets with me iseverything. My dogs are coming. They've
been to this building more times thanI can ye for real, they have
a podcast with radio all right,yeah, ladies, and a pause at
(19:08):
n of a pause, right,a pause, and don't forget if you
want to win three tickets to RollingLoud to see Nicki Minaj, Post Malone,
Future, That Mexican Ot Chief,Keith HyG, Sexy Red Tea and
more. Pay attention, We payattention. That's right. In five minutes,
we have your family four pack uptickets to not Berry Farm. No,
don't stop talking, keep talking tome. I just did your commercial.
You gotta no appreci thank you somuch. Now get at least another
(19:30):
minute, right, I just wantto hang out, bro, Bro,
let's get the podcast going. Man, let's do a Fluffy is here to
do nights every night, seven tomidnights on Real ninety two three. It's
gonna be amazing. Now you gottathrow the DJ fuse all right, DJ
fuse in the mix, coming atyou right now, Real ninety two.
Let's go. Hey, Jack,your rich for the Cruise Show. Thanks
(19:53):
for listening to the Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe and here auto
download so you don't miss an episodeof soisode South South sou
What's going on your boys Swiss beatsand right now you're checking out the Cruise
Show podcast. Make sure you subscribe, rate and share immediately. Peace.
Hey Real ninety two three LA isnew home for hip hop and the most
tickets to roll in loud on themevery hour seven eighty seven pm your three
day passes as DJ Fuse lock inCruise Show. We're in here. Remember
to be called a ten at eightsix six two four six eight ninet two
(00:20):
three. Soon as you hear danceBig Sean. Soon as you're here be
called ten. You winning tickets tosee Nicki, Minaspost, Malone Future,
that Mexicano t Chief, Keith ygTiger, so many more. It's coming
up in the next fifteen minutes.Stay right there, yo, Fluffy is
in the building. Fluffy has landedChulo June Loo Ain' Chulo drinking Funta as
well the Orange trying to come withthe label. But since you don't give
(00:42):
a ship. Yeah, I'm heredrinking buddy. We're live. We're live,
fu, look at it. We'relive. No cursing, no cursey.
I'm the ship, chip ship weneed chips. That's it. Ship's
bringing sodas I don't know what youheard. The ships. Ships are very
important to succesciety. They bring inthese beverages and they bring in all kinds
(01:03):
of needs and things that we needin society. So it's big. It's
big. Shout out to all thoseships out there, so many. Shit,
don't forget ship happens ships, right, that's right, Yeah, Okay,
that's enough. Yeah, shout outto FedEx for all the stop it
here. We're already having a greattime. As you can see. It's
(01:29):
radio docs, so we're always onthe verge of losing their jobs, you
know this. Yeah, yeah,Well you don't worry about me saying anything
bad. Worry about AI. BroOh god, I know. Yeah,
how does it not? How doesit feel to know you can be replaced
by an app? It sucks whenyou put it like that. It sucks.
Yeah. And you know what,I thought it was just for certain
things like of like voiceover work andstuff like that. But with comedy too.
(01:53):
I used to think that comedy wassafe because I said, you know
what, AI has not mastered theart of sarcasm yet. Yeah, But
unfortunately I was proven wrong, andI've seen a couple of things they brought
back George Carlin for a new special. I saw that man right the family
that No, why would they be? You know, it's one of those
things where it's like, all right, nobody's safe. Nobody, nobody is
(02:15):
safe, not even comedy Smoke ifyou got them, smoke, if you
got a Valentine's Day show tomorrow theKey of four while I still can,
come on now and see a liveshow with an actual, living, breathing
person, human being. Yeah,before the Holograms take over. More with
Fluffy next day, right here,Cruise Show Real ninety two three. I
(02:35):
was gonna talk about Drake's a planning, No so you saw it? About
the Drink Real ninety two three.LA's new over hip hop and the most
tickets are Rolling Loud within him everyhour at seven and to seven pm.
And remember to be called ten ateight six six two four six eight nine
two three as soon as you hearfuse hit play on that dance Big Sean
to win your three day tickets toRolling Loud to see Nicki Minaj's post Malone
(02:57):
Future, that Mexicano t Chief,Keith yg Tight and so many more.
It's coming up in ten minutes.Stay right there Fluffy is here, Fluffy
Valentine's Day, Manyana Kia form,let's go tickets at Fluffy guy dot com.
And he's gonna announce our bank rollname right now, Fluffy, we're
doing this, okay. So youwant me to use my radio voice?
Right, sure, yeah, thisis this is cool. I've never got
a chest. Let's do it radiovoice. Okay, here's the radio voice.
(03:20):
So Janelle Chove is from Marino Valley. You have twenty minutes to call
us back to claim your one thousanddollars bank roll check eight six six two
four six eighty nine twenty three.Janelle Chavez from Marino Valley. Right,
that's like half broadcaster, half let'sDJ, right right right, coming to
(03:42):
center stage, keep it going forall the way from La Puente. Here
she comes. She's rocking those heelsand ready to rumble. Give it up
for a shave, Yeah, no, no, give it up for Janelle
Chavez. That's right, Janelle Chavezis coming to center sage. She's rocking
those heels. She's bringing the heatfrom Marino Valley, and that's right.
(04:05):
For twenty minutes, she's gonna giveyou everything you want, everything you need
because she's gonna claim that thousand dollarsbank road check. Don't forget jenell chev
has eight six six two four sixeighty nine twenty three, Janelle, good
luck. It sounds like you're readyfor a T shirt dance as well.
Two for one maybe two for onedrink specials all night long more were fluffy
(04:26):
next day right, it's the CruseShow ninety two three, chuse, let's
go, Let's get a fuse realninety two three, Las New Hope of
hip hop. And the most ticketsare rolling loud when I'm every hour seven
am to seven pm is too easy, and remember to be called ten at
eight six six two four six eightand two three as soon as you had
dance big sean um when tickets torolling out, three day passes to see
Nicki Minaj's post malone future, thatMexicano t Chief, Keith yg and so
(04:48):
many more that's coming up in fiveminutes. What is that? Oh that's
yours. Let's something food so good? It does not really good. I
wanted to be disruptive, but notdisrespectful. That's yeah, that's pretty good.
Just success. No, it's notdisrespectful, but it was distracting,
and I was like, I'm like, yo, and it's funny. I
think it hit us both of thesame because I saw you make the face.
(05:09):
As I was thinking about it,I was like, you're like,
it's not so good, and likehow he also has his name labeled on
his hot sauce. Oh you're thatguy that just so no one can use
it. But what kind of hotsauce do he is? That's some whole
food by the way, Oh,this is it organic? It's organic,
non GMO, vegan. Dude,If you need some top of deo,
(05:30):
I know a guy. Yo,he touched me. We have We have
used your top of deo over andover again. We ran out. It's
more the other day, you know, Jack, I saw a picture.
Yeah, whatever you made. Ithink Nico, her boyfriend, he was
using it right, Yeah he was. I made a chicken. I got
to actually meet the the founder ofa couple of weeks ago, mister Saba
(05:56):
uh ninety five years old, ninetyfive arp is attack and still runs the
business. It still runs the business, right And just so you guys know,
now has ketchup o. They that'sright, they now have ketch up
your life. It's a game changer. I've already gone through a whole bottle.
I've already gone through a whole bottle. That's smart. Put in a
good word for us. We needto. I'm telling you. If you
(06:17):
get you need, I got you. Fluffy is here Valentine's Day. The
shows tomorrow, keia form tickets atFluffy. It's sold out. Sold I
I was gonna say tickets, butthey're sold out. It sold out.
Yes, yes, yes, thatmeans the only way you're gonna get tickets
now is you got to go onthose secondary sites. You paid twice as
much, So get your tickets earlynext time. That's right, exactly,
(06:38):
do the right thing. Yeah,this is a Valentine's show. People should
have been planning this a long timeago. And it makes sense. People
love you, Fluff. You bringso much joy and people love Fluffy.
You are part of their family andpart of their you know what they do,
and you know tradition to go seeyou. Thank you. But more
importantly it's Valentine's They you need somethingto do first first day? Yes,
(07:00):
what advice do you have for afirst date? If you're going to my
show on a first date, youjust you want to laugh and have fun.
And have something to talk about atthe end of the show, because
I will say certain things that arekind of like, all right, we
hey, what do you think aboutwhen he said this? Or that?
You know, which I think iscool. I've had a lot of people
tell me that, you know,our first date was your show, and
now we're married. So know nowthat if you show up to the Forum
(07:24):
single, there's a good chance youmight meet the love of your life or
you might meet the love of yournight. It all depends that parking lot
has people selling bacon wrap hot dogs, and that puts me in a mood.
Officiate fans like I have you have, I've done? You know I
wasn't ordained, Minister. It's oneof those things you can renew it real
easy. You go online. It'slike buying a Southwest Airlines ticket. Yeah,
(07:47):
you go on, you give yourcredit card, it literally is and
you you hit print and it printsout your certificate. So and then it
gives you instructions on how to performa wedding. I think you should marry
Cruise, like not you Mary Cruise, but like he wait on a minute,
a married we clearly have the sametaste and food. You are it
is the beginning. That's how itstarts. Still need to get married,
(08:07):
Cruise, I think we should getmarried, Jackie. That's please, Jackie,
that's enough. Please. That'd beamazing. That'd be amazing. When
are you planning to get married?I don't know that. I don't know.
Nice, I've been engaged for tenyears. Oh yeah, that's that's
that's all right there, that's kids, bro, kids first, you know
how to do it. I'm notgonna break the dish. And you're trying
(08:28):
to make the family first. You'relike, he's waiting on Yeah, you're
looking at the kids. You're like, yeah, I just don't know about
her yet. My option. You'relike, you're like, you see how
she hogs the bathroom to that.He's waiting to see if the venue is
available. Bro. At this point, we roommates and we have kids.
I don't know. It's weird.It's a weird setup. Yeah, it's
(08:48):
a weird setup. But it's allgood. You know, Fluffy throws the
best parties. We all know this. We've all been a Fluffy's compound for
the parties. I was there forSuper Bowl. Thank you very much for
having us. I appreciate it.There's so much food and it just keeps
coming. Nobody runs out. Therewas this uh potato truck. I was
telling them that potato was crazy,the load of potato potato you had that
(09:11):
bake. And I want to makesure that when I throw a party that
anyone and everyone can enjoy themselves andhave eat something that they like. So,
for example, you know people thatare hardcore meat eaters, there's there's
plenty of goutness every single time.And for those friends of mine that have
alternative lifestyles that they don't eat,you know, they only eat like soy
(09:33):
and stuff like that. I alwaysprovide alternative options everybody can can eat.
Even for your birthday party, everyonewas walking away with Teddy Bears too.
That was that party was good.I'm still paying for that one. You
know that Drone show was wild atyour birthday party. Man, that was
crazy. When you brought up theunicorns, it was nuts nice, right,
(09:54):
yeah, Like Fluffy was straight resurrectingpeople all these parties. Crazy Tupac
was there. Dog the best partyever. Mat I took Tortilla's home on
my way out. That's like Keett, it was like, you know anymore
tacos I was like, I'll takesome tortillas. He gave me a dozen.
Bro I got him at the house. Thank you very much, My
pleasure, pleasure. I tell everybodyto I encourage everybody take whatever I'm bringing.
(10:16):
People wear next time you did saythat, you just you know what's
funny is there was two people therethat night that brought bags because they already
knew, yes, sir, howit goes? Yeah, yeah, is
that a million reason? Or whowas it? My buddy, my buddy
Mandol's wife and had a wale sideand she was like, no, he's
yeah, she was ready, shewas ready. Fluffy is here Valentine's Day
Show, kia form more Fluffy nextday? Right here? Fuse, let's
(10:37):
get back to it. You,let's go. Let's go rid nwety two
three LA's new hope for hip hopand the most tickets to Rolling Loud with
them every hour seven am to sevenpm. We have more Rolling Lout tickets
on the way in the three o'clockhour, plus we have your family four
pack of tickets to knots Berry Farm. Those are coming up in the next
fifteen minutes. Stay right there,And is this Melissa from Inglewood yesh you
(10:58):
call it and you just wan onthe cruise show you did, Melissa,
Let's go. You want a pairof three day tickets to check out Rolling
Louve, California at Hollywood Park Marchfifteen through seventeenth, when Nicki Minaj post
My Alone Future, metro Boom,yg Tiga, Summer Walker, Brice into
Their Big Shan, and so manymore. Get your tickets now before they
sail out at Rolling Looud dot comand check out Rolling Loud reading on the
(11:20):
free I hurriad you thank you,Cruise, I we choose you, Melissa,
Hold on one second? Okay,okay, more with Fluffy next,
stay right here, DJ fuse,let's get it. Let's say, do
you want to hug Fluffy? Isee you going forward, but then you
kind of hold back. It's twominutes to get in this chair man.
You don't. Let's have been tryingto hug you all afternoon. You know
(11:41):
what's crazy? Hey, crew ShowReal ninety two three LA is new home
for hip hop and the most ticketsto Rolling Loud with them every hour seven
am to seven pm. Your threeday passes rolling out of yours to see
Nicki Minaj's post Malone Future that Mexicot Chief Key, YG, Sexy Red
Tiger and so many more. Makesure you pay attention to everything we say,
cruise quiz around the way back tolet you how many times are you
supposed to say that? Per hour? Every clearly time. It's a thing.
(12:05):
And I'm trying, like I canread the paper and you're faster than
what I can read. Oh no, you gotta see where's that? Where's
that? At three o'clock hour,three o'clock hour. Okay, if you
want to win three tickets, Idon't know why I'm doing that stupid voice
again. What's going on here?It's gonna be a splendid time. It's
if you want to win, Yeah, if you want to win three tickets
(12:26):
to Rolling Loud, Nicki Minaj,Post Malone Future, that Mexican ot Faster,
Faster Fly. But if I sayit, can people even understand it?
You know? It's like, ifyou want, if you want to
win three tickets to see Rolling Loud, to see Nicki Minaj post Malone,
the Future, that Mexican Ot,Chief Key, you want to see it
(12:54):
right now? Sexy Red Tigad,you know, now's the time to go.
If you want to win three ticketsto see a rolling loud. He'll
never hear this interview. Uh,it's okay, it's okay, it's no
man's lot. There's a lot ofinformation on here. If I was I
(13:16):
would just pre record that one andevery time you gotta do it, just
hit and let it do it andthen take three breaths. I've suggested it.
Take three breaths on that. Yeah, lets you did suggest that,
But you know smarter, like thefact that you and I are talking about
this now, you can skip thenext one. That's it. That's it,
can skip the next one. Andif you're you're the higher up say
anything. I got Gabriel gliss Isto talk about it. So how about
that? Exactly right, man,he is here. The show is tomorrow
(13:39):
at the key of Forum. Fromwhat we understand, I should just keep
this paper so you can't even doit right now, we're just talking about
even read it. I think there'slike what one ticket or two tickets left,
so there's only there's only single seatsleft. But if you are a
single in the community and you wantto come out and potentially meet them,
if you're not afraid, because alot of people are afraid of going out
(14:01):
by themselves. Yea, okay,I'm one of those people. Yeah,
I mean too. I always likeI like company, I like going out.
I don't if I do something alone, it feels like it's weird.
Yeah, it just feels weird.But some people I've done very comfortable.
I've done yeah, and some peopleare very comfortable doing that. And if
you are one of those comfortable peoplethat would like to come out by yourself,
I want to see that. There'slike maybe two two tickets left it
(14:24):
near the stage. They're single seats. Yeah, okay, is there a
promo code you can share For thepromo code, go on, go online.
You'll see them. You'll see thema ticket master. But they're literally
individual seats. It's only one.The show is tomorrow, Valentine's Day.
For them. You can also goto fluffy guy dot com as well for
all the merch and a bunch offun stuff. George Lopez was on the
show. It was great to seeyou guys at the Golden Globes together.
(14:48):
Yes, it was so much fun. It was great. Man. I
wasn't sure how that was going togo, just because I haven't spoken to
George in almost twenty years. Andit wasn't like we had a falling out
or anything. I was just I'lltell you himself, how you know how
weird it can get with him.Yeah. So I mean the fact that
the Golden Globes brought us together.I thought that was beautiful because I was
I felt like that moment of thetwo of us being on camera on such
a massive stage doing something that cooltogether. I was like, yes,
(15:13):
this is you know, this isthis is awesome, this is big.
And and you know, as we'retalking, uh, you know, I
was telling, hey, man,congratulations on your show. Super happy for
you, and he's like, heyman, if you ever want to do
it? I go, oh,yeah, let's you know, let's do
it. Yeah Lopez versus Lopez forwe have the same agent who just happened
to be standing there and he heardme, and he goes done and yeah,
(15:37):
next to the following I already tapedit. Yeah the following week.
The following week, I was onthe set for episode one. So good.
So yeah, we got to wegot to work together, and I'm
pretty excited about it. That's reallyreally cool, the two of us finally
doing a show together like that,And who knows, maybe that's just the
beginning of the plans. Well,uh, you know, baby steps,
bro. I just think it's beautifulthat in a very a very what's the
(16:03):
word, a very rough time withthe comedians who are starting to try to
take other comedians down. You know, I don't want that to be the
case with me. I'm not hereto talk bad about anybody. If anything,
I think it's beautiful that with allthis turmoil with other comedians, that
that George and I are are areseeing the bigger picture and reaching out to
each other and trying to do somethingreally work together, you know, get
(16:27):
more people encouraged to do that.Don't be afraid of you know, because
a lot of times people are insecure, like, no, I don't want
to work with that fool, he'sgonna take my spot, which has comedians
a lot, It does happen alot. But I think the fact that
George and I are doing this nowhopefully other people will see how how awesome
it is and see it as apositive thing, not a negative. Working
(16:47):
together this is a great So yeah, that's cool. I'm super excited.
I think we're gonna go to topGolf. That's that's the kind of compos
we're having, are you guys?Because he's trying to get me into golf
and I'm like, ah, butI'm not. I'm not really into golf,
but I'm into like eating and drinkingand top golf. You can do
that, right, So, like, if you give me the first two,
I'm down with the third. I'lltake a sw I heard they got
(17:11):
nets to catch you if you falloff the thing they do and people have
for sure many fluff you're so generous? Why are you so generous? I
don't know. I think that's oneof those things where if you have to
think about it and ask the question, then are you really like is that
really you? Because there are somepeople that will do things based on an
agenda, like oh and especially inpublic, you know, like that you'll
(17:34):
see people sometimes they'll post videos,Oh look I'm giving money to the homeless
or I'm trying to help them.The credit you just want it, You
just want the clicks. You know, if you're gonna do something nice,
do it without having to be seen, or do it without getting any credit.
Like here, just like give thismoney to that guy right there,
you know, if if you know, if that's that's the case, then
cool. But as far as beinggenerous, I don't. I don't know.
(17:56):
I can't answer that because then thenI think it's just who you.
Yeah, no, it's just whoyou are. Man. And your dogs?
You love them so much? Arethey in the will? Nice?
Do they get everything? I could? First of all? Man, if
yeah, if I could give moneyto my dogs, I would like,
literally like, go get something outof the vending machine for me. You'd
make I would. If my dogscould text, I would text my dogs.
(18:18):
I love them. They make me. My pets make me so happy.
And I work really hard to takethem on the road with me,
Like that's my thing. Where peoplesay why do you take your dogs with
you everywhere? I say, becausetraveling and because they make me happy,
and they're like, really, youcan't just leave them at home. I
go, well, and that's partof it. Like okay, so you
work really hard to have this success. Okay. Some people want cars,
(18:40):
some people want houses, some peoplewant to, you know, spend money
on which I do sometimes. Butfor me, the ability to be able
to take my pets with me iseverything. My dogs are coming. They've
been to this building more times thanI can ye for real, they have
a podcast with radio all right,yeah, ladies, and a pause at
(19:08):
n of a pause, right,a pause, and don't forget if you
want to win three tickets to RollingLoud to see Nicki Minaj, Post Malone,
Future, That Mexican Ot Chief,Keith HyG, Sexy Red Tea and
more. Pay attention, We payattention. That's right. In five minutes,
we have your family four pack uptickets to not Berry Farm. No,
don't stop talking, keep talking tome. I just did your commercial.
You gotta no appreci thank you somuch. Now get at least another
(19:30):
minute, right, I just wantto hang out, bro, Bro,
let's get the podcast going. Man, let's do a Fluffy is here to
do nights every night, seven tomidnights on Real ninety two three. It's
gonna be amazing. Now you gottathrow the DJ fuse all right, DJ
fuse in the mix, coming atyou right now, Real ninety two.
Let's go. Hey, Jack,your rich for the Cruise Show. Thanks
(19:53):
for listening to the Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe and here auto
download so you don't miss an episodeof soisode South South sou
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.