Birthdays/ Talkbacks

Celebrity birthdays and talkbacks to wrap up the show. 

Episode Transcript

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This is the downbeat on ninety sevenone in the Freak Our nine thirty eight

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is the time through friendly ass neighborhooddownbeat. The girth Masters are back.
We are running a we're studying Kevin'sflight path and I was looking at it.
And shortly after they've passed over Greenlandand they were back over water,

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the plane just disappeared and there's alittle fire emoji in a frozen frownie face
on this flight tracker. I'm lookingat what does that mean? You think?
What if that's how they indicated likethe little frozen guy. Well,
you've got him passed Gland, Okay, yeah, yeah, he's still he's
about to enter Canada. Is thatis that where you're at? Like way

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Northern Canada? Yeah, guys,why don't you just fly straight? Is
that Newfold Newfoundland? They are flyingstraight? That is that's Yukon? Dude,
he's north of I don't know SaintJohn's. He's just north of Saint
John's. Are you mentioning college basketballteam? He's north of Yukon and st
Oh he's you know where he is? He's at the Labrador Peninsula. Look,

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we're American. We're not supposed toknow the upper Yeah, the upper
part, upper world, the mainQuebec. Don't you know them all?
What's the temperature there? Not interesting, not a lot. I don't care.
He is way up there on Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan. Oh yeah,
but that's the British Columbia, Columbia, Alberta, Alberta. Yeah,

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but northern territories we don't know anythingabout. So it's weird that Canada's the
second largest country in the world,right, Yeah, we're just sitting on
all their real estate. I meanhow much. Look at all that north
just left. Look at all thatnorth. Look at all that north.
That's my brother Cash s Roy sittingin with us for one more segment.

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Good morning everybody, Good morning morningto you. We're talking sphere. We
were there for the fish shows.I got a couple of other things on
that, and we do have atleast six talkbacks we're gonna play. Thank
you for your talkbacks. I'm rippingthrough birthdays too, because because there's one
interesting one. Apparently there's a bigold slug on birthdays. Yeah, well
s l U T Yes, isthat what you just said? That's sort

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of what I said. But Idon't want to paint it as such because
I admire That's why I'm here.I admire her. Let's talk about the
over there real quick things we sawthe sphere did that I think you would
find interesting? The one main one, because all I could think of was
one Malcolm Bayless is that had asong towards the end, oh the encore,
or toward the end of the firstnight. But they play car wash.

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They turned and sort of the entiresphere into a carwash. Oh my
god, So you were inside likemiddle console or driver, passenger, whatever,
and yeah, they turned the entiresphere into a car wash, went
through f and car wash. I'mgonna I'm gonna post a couple of pictures
at cash at Cash Sports on Twitter, and I want you to see them.

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They played a song called You EnjoyMyself, which is one of their
big opus songs, and it waslike a seventies car that you pressed play
as you're going into the car wash, and they played the whole thing as
the car is going through all itscycles, the bubbles, the colors,
everything. Did they spring for thehand dry Oh no, no, no,
no, no, no no no, it's under touchless touchless and then

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touchless and then at the end ofthat song, they switched from the car
wash to a massive dog licking thetop of the sphere. Yeah, massive
puppy dog. The getting flat onthe sphere just licking. It was the
most bizarre, cool, awesome thing. And when you see the scale in

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the picture of the band compared tothis dog that was three stories high,
insane. I can only imagine,like if you were really right drugging it
up at this thing, that mightbe too much. Yeah, Like I
said, everything was slow. Therewere definitely moments of massive color like that
video. You just saw a lotof beautiful colors, but nothing moved too

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quickly, and there was not astrobe effect, Like they could hypnotize the
entire very easily, the entire audience. What if you were on like the
most powerful had of window pane thatyou've ever had. Okay, well,
you're just tripping acid and peaking atthose moments where there's a dog, you
could go crazy, a giant dogand he's looking yeah, and he's just

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in like slow motion. It wasa good seven minutes of it. I
mean I've stared at myself in amirror for forty five minutes on that stuff.
Yes, he's showing you what isthat dog? Or ah dog?
What's the Oh yeah, you don'teven need to be on acid to trip
out right right. I just tweetedthat to you. Thanks later. Speaking

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of people who did too much,on the second night, no boy,
we saw this like commotion right maybeten feet to our left is security and
whatever's coming down part of your party, No, not part of our party.
And there was this couple and thedude who's the guy We could see
he was a big boy, Imean at least two fifty and he is
leaned back in his chair. Hiseyes are open, but he's out cold.

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He's gone. And the girl nextto him, with a normal sized
girl, she was out cold.They did way too much of whatever they
were doing. And I don't evenknow the drug culture that well these days,
so I have no clue what optionswere even on the table. Okay,
that's what it means. We werecurious about that. I don't know
what the effects that does. Butthese two people does a very different weight,
you know, big dude little girl. They both at the same time

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knot it off, so security halfdozen security people were trying to get him
out of his chair. I guesshe's just creeping out everyone in the section
or did the wheelchair come back intoplay. Yeah, they finally had to
get up, no, because thiswas on stairs. But they put a
little sheath like underneath him, likea carrying tarp almost with multiple handles on

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it. And they finally twisted himand dragged him out of the eye if
they couldn't wake them up. No, but his eyes were open. I
mean, he was just gone onhis feet. He I'm telling you,
he had no idea that they weretaking him out, and he's a big
boy. And they dragged him tothe main aisle and up the stairs.
I mean it looked like thin whitegarbage bag almost to be able to slide

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it up underneath him, but itwas strong enough with some handles to carry
this big dude out. And thishappened so quickly and efficiently that it looked
like they were prepared for this.Yeah, well they had that. Yeah,
they were prepared that bag thing toput someone on and drag them out.
So yeah, they were ready forit. Wow, But they definitely
called over all, like the biggersecurity people. Well this has happened before.

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I don't know, I don't know, And we only saw that once.
I mean it wasn't like it wasyou know, a bunch of times,
but it was really close to us, and it was bizarre. Those
are the only people I saw gettingdragged. It was great, it was
it was incredible. I loved it. I don't know where to slot it.
Like I said earlier, it's adifferent category of concerts or and listen
they do. They do nature showsthroughout, so if you go to Vegas,

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like you can experience a thing withoutthat whole Yeah, that whole you
know, full court press. Yeah, that christ tag attached to it.
Well, but yeah, it wasa great time, great time. Let's
do some birthdays real quick then we'llget to your talk back. April twenty
fourth is today's day. Happy birthday, Kelly Clarkson forty two today. Oh

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she's a state wide treasure, Iknow. Happy birthday. Chipper Jones fifty
two, The Braves Legend, Cedricthe Entertainer is sixty today, y'all.
I can't even believe it. PhilRobertson of the Duck Dynasty is seventy seven.
But anyway, we did all thatto get to this. There's a
birthday today, eighty two years old. I'm going to read you a list,

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oh, god of body count,and I actually think you would.
You will get this. I don'tfor a reason, and you try.
I'm going to read you a listof men that this legendary female performer,
okay, oh, bedded in herday? Can I guess before you do
anything? I'll no, but youcan? Uh? Why do you want
to ruin everything for everybody? Yeah? All the time? You can just

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say at the end playing the game. The game's not even started, so
wouldn't it be awesome to guess he'sa nasty bit? All right? Fine,
play the game away? I gotthat nickname. This woman has been
the following men. Elliott Gould,Don Johnson, Andre Agacy, Joe Namath,

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Oh, Chris Christofferson, Pierre Trudeau, the father of Canada's Justin Trudeau,
Robert Redford, Warren Batty, RichardGear, Peter Jennings, John Voight,
Liam Neeson, Peter Jennings, anda heavily rumored tryst with King Charles
back when he was merely a princein nineteen ninety four. I am tired.

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That would be the great Barber streisandBarbara streisand okay, eighty two today.
You want to hear a weird littlequick story. Oh, did you
bang Barbara streisand Danny? Not really, but my dad told me that he
thought that I was the love childthat was given up for adoption of Barber

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streisand and Elliott Gould. And thereason being because when they did the paperwork
for my adoption, the last nameon my birth certificate, my original birth
certificate was Gould. Really, that'she deducted that from that now. Yes,

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my mom's maiden name was Gould,but she married years after I was
given up for adoption. But mymom's maiden name, you know, I'm
half Gouled, half Gold. NoElliott involved whatsoever, But my dad suspected
that was Can you please remind meto call him Gould from now on,
Danny Gould. My name would havebeen Joshua Alan Gould. Really. Yeah,

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that's my name on my originalirth certificate. J josh Gould. That guy's
going places. That's interesting. Didthat plenty partner naming? Yeah, that's
the reason, because I knew thatthat's cool. Gold, that's cool.
Yeah, that's not I don't likethat because it is it's basically just I
should change my last name to ballsand just cut out the middleman. Danny

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Balls, Dan Damn, glad tomeet you. Good story, goold.
What a nice rung she had though? Huh, yes, isn't that awesome?
Yes? But for her especially nonnot the most traditional beauty I suppose.
Yeah, but there was something magneticabout her. A certain part of
her body maybe have been made ofdynamite. Danny, Yes, you can.

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He's not thick. You can tellus your dynamite story. Never.
Never, you've heard you tell ita couple of nights the radio. That
was the old me. I've changed, right, That's why you can tell
stories about that old guy he wasyou want, I'm mature now. She
also married to James Brolin since nineteenninety eight. Happily married to this day.
Happy birthday, Barbara streichs. Reallyall right, we got some talkies

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JJ fire them right here and you'rehome of the Mavericks. Do they play
them now? Featuring Chuck sports Habib, host of our American Stories. Our
subject today is Dallas Radio is overand down. The host of v or

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Mike Surrah. Mike Surah is awonderful individual. Join us as we explore
his humble origins from speedboat racing legendin Florida to radio legend in Dallas.
Okay, it's just nice. Itfelt like he lost his hand on the
wheel in session part two of thattalkback wouldn't be as friendly. I they

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downloading that podcast now, But thankyou Lee Habib who I definitely an Aerican
story. What will I learned thatI didn't already know? That's great?
Hey, guys, that's pretty mean. Doing the flight report over the radio
while Kevio is listening, hope makesit okays earlier. Yeah, and we're

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like, there's lots of a bunchof red flashing lights on his flight report.
I mean, they wouldn't tell himin the plane. What if we
find out that the pilot's like abig fan of the freak and just had
the station piped in for the enduranceof the right of the entire trip.
Cracking up and him laughing is whatcaused just the turbulence that Kevin was here
to press the bad button. Look, other than any plane I've been on

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or my brother, I don't knowif I want one to land safely more
than this one or else. Imaginethey're replaying of audio. Listen to you,
guys, last week. That's exactlywhat I was thinking about, like,
this is all fun and games,and then something happens. Dude,
the worst audio ever to replace KarmaBitches. I know. I told,

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what are we gonna do if hedies? Oh my god. It was
making me sweat listening to you guystalk about it because I'm thinking about the
future thing that I hope doesn't happen. Yeah. No, he's good.
He's back over land. He's overthe Yukon. Now you don't know what's
over the Yukon basketball team right now. There you go. I have type
two narco lepsie, but I manageit well. I'm heading up to Europe

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and I'm scared as hell. I'mtaking American airlines and they are crap.
So I'm drugged up on a gumyI don't feel blank and they're so yummy.
So there goes one. keV InTurner, the little guy with the
big story to tell. Love youguys. This is where heard the dog

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walking. He ran out right atthe end, But I'm popping him up
on number one spot in the podiumrun Yeah you know, and a pretty
good voice. Who could topple him? Yeah? Can he be tall?
I'm not saying that's untoppable, butand you didn't say that it's pretty solidging
pretty solid. Mike. You mustbe getting old. You can't handle three

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days of cocaine and spear. Yougotta take an extra day off. Christina
puked and rallied. She was atwork. I guess she's a little tougher
than you are. Welcome back,boys. I can't argue with anything that
man just said. I can,Well, what's the matter, Mike,
you can't handle three days of cocaineat the speed? Get Oh boy?

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That was fun, by the way, walking around Vegas and just looking and
seeing that thing and just saying,yeah, we couldn't stop with the Garland
Richardson also real quick. Uh,one of the best moments the whole trip.
I mean, craps is confusinghap mostpeople don't know how to play craps.
So we played craps on like themachine, right, did you bet
on the com I bet on thefarm, I bet on the coum Heart.
But it does have real dice thatyou hit the plunger and the dice

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jump, so it's not like completelycomputerized, like there are dice that you're
looking at. But your bets areall on the screen anyway, gather around.
I kind of show Christina the basicsand I let her be my roller,
Like all you're doing is hitting theplunger. And she rattled off about
twenty plus rolls without crapping out witha seven to where me and cash we
made two hundred and fifty three hundredbucks And everybody at the table, they're

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all gathering to play and clapping forher. It's like you, it's like
your Vegas dream moment, and they'reall hot long throwing hot dice. She's
smiling her thumbs up in there.She like had her Vegas craps moment you
see in like movies. She absolutelydid and made us a ton of money
at the same time. And thenyou had your middle of the night crap

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moment and couldn't find the fark facetalk bass. That was a six o'clock.
She wasn't listening one hundred agreement withMike the Machine Marshall. Less kt
I thought he's gonna talk the defenseis there. It can hold. No,
we can't win this entire chape agitno way the Clippers can sustain this

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type of seven games. Just lesskt I don't know, man, But
when this Moxroy talks about his fishexperience, he kind of loses whatever accident
he used to have. He soundslike a totally different person. He's so
exciting everything. I don't know,man. I think that's because it's my

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brother Cash talking different people. Wedid sit down, there's the same person.
We neither of us had hats on. Yep, and the fish fans
like super friendly. But within tenseconds the guy next to us goes,
hey, hey, you too lookalike, Like, all right, I
get it. You're brothers. Howthat happened? No, wait, you're

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twins? Yeah? Are you twins? And the girl behind us, I
don't know if you saw this.She took a picture of us, and
it's like the beautiful sphere where there'sbubbles everywhere, and we have two bold
two bubble heads. I'm like,thank you. I almost said go and
send me that. Oh you shouldhave grabbed that. I want to a
lid. I had a hat,but I because you know, we're partying
and I was hot in there.All right, thank you, talkbackers.

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My guy stands on the podium singingthe Jaradian song he did good? You
know who else did good? Todayyou Danny Bayliss. No, not better
than you though, bro, HeyDingo, you crushed. I did all
right, Next time I come here. Helicopter ride into the Grand Canyon.
Oh yeah, he did it,you did, landed in the Grand Canyon
safely. Yeah, I'm here.Well we didn't get to a lot that.

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Yep. You're gonna rip stub hubbedpieces. Oh my god. There's
always more. There's more tomorrow asthe downbeat proper returns. Kevin Turner will
join us, Danny Bales will behere, I will be here. We
cannot thank my brother Cash enough forjumping in today, good man, I
love you. Thank you to MikeMarshall for jumping on talking some MAVs.
Thank you to JJ Jackson. Andwe will be back tomorrow full strength.

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The return oh the Hot Boys tomorrowmorning at six a m Audio smofos