April 8, 2024 • 20 mins
KT found some awkward Max Scherzer audio that's really funny, plus the countdown to the eclipse continues.
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You're listening to the downbeat on ninetyseven to one. The Freak in Mars,
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in its falls in disguise is nono that surprese lies the snake by
and the sun in mad the springboiling heat, summer stanch, meet the
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black girls step all money through thespring and uh cream a girl, black
holes, sun out sand do youcome, I'm gonna come wecording down wall
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bread mangan claimed the flung lord daymake up boom clam, but the sleep
of cors made the boat mail backto the big lodse me gul doors tongue,
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blacko, sun walls cam and whatcomb He's everywhere you come in was
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sun wowch come wow you cure Par'sgot two fits already that's already been on.
He was just on eleven okay,in the background, what did he
do? Kind of he was lookingat his hold his arms out and then
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he finally sended his arms. Hewas in his dissent position as we hook
him to a monofilament wires. Ishe wearing plumbing out fits? He's wearing
like the freak tea. He he'swearing the cool eclipse lawn chair. Friday.
I just always feel like a shirt. And I could see Carrie at
a at a black tie affair andhe would be wearing plumbers pants with paint
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all over it. Yea, andstill fit in. For those that don't
know, uh, Carrie is alistener of the station Day one Freaking Jesus,
and he is the brain shot behindthe lawn chair Friday where listeners would
sometimes come hang out in the lawnoutside of the studio that we broadcast in
It's Insane number one. He's theleader of the Glenn pat zero. But
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he was just a Channel eleven there, Clive worn Parker. They're at the
promis at Channel eleven and there heis just in the background, just kind
of wandering around on the hit.Now we tend to call in, did
he did? He respond? Hesaid, okay, Carrie, call in.
Man, there is there is thereis kind of dancing. Look at
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what a mess. I call inAnd he didn't because he's busy being on
t Full Street, straight Full Street. Get a picture, get a good
pic. Rangers have what a beast. Oh he's dominating, this chilling,
dominating right down. He's just lookingoff to the same man, your little
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kosher. He's on the phone therelive, he said, Okay, go
see hi, crazy, I don'twant to hear from you. Is that
a woman or is that John Lennonin nineteen seventy Oh that is Peter Okay,
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sorry, okay, p h carrythat mean join us down the freaking
hotline. It's Carrie Bubba freak.Jesus, dude, you are Pepper in
these news stations you're getting John.Is there a dude that looks like Is
there dude looks like John Lennon gettinginterviewed right now? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, I think take Okay,that's too much. Hey, get in
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there next to Hannah Bots and let'sget you. Let's get you interview.
I can hear you. Okay,but hey, wait the news lady in
the yellow Okay, that's the Foxfloor lady. If she starts interviewing people
in the crowd, get her attention, do a big interview, shout out
the free, do all the stuffyou need to ask your name telling your
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name is Colin Mori cowell. Ohlook he wander, he's got a dancing
You are so close. Second,there's only two big TV. Look at
that picture, Kevin, so heknows how good this is. This is
amazing it's a shame they got iton iPhone portrait mode because he's kind of
blurry. Hold on your earbud,yeah yeah, yeah, that phone.
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No, No, he cares youa wild dance you're is doing grave exactly
the double point hip thrusting. Littlebit of hip thrust. Don't hit just
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a little bit, just one oneone, just two pumps, two pumps,
Max. Not he's gonna get arrested, no doubt er. All right,
sounded all right, Carrie, Okay, interviewed right now, I'll do
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it on a do whatever you want. Watch him is gonna go. Yeah.
They're trying to zoom past him,but no you can't. You can't
cut him out of your shot.No, you can't cut out. He's
just dancing and you're having a goodtime. Anything wrong, What are we
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showing. We're showing people having agood time. He's a clipsing, is
what he's doing. So they're takingit away from the studio. You're clear,
but be ready because she might begoing, hey, we need to
interview some patrons down there. Yeah, stay vigilant, Carrie. All right,
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all right, stay close. Wemight need you. Okay, yeah,
all right, we'll catch it.Carrie, stay close a red eyed
Hannah Botha is going to turn around. Dude, you dare try to ruin
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a live shot of mind that isreally funny? Such good pub groove and
back there, Jesus, only otherdude in a two shots on four and
eleven. I put a tweet outat kat fun Tweets if you want to
see this. It's it's coverage ofboth Fox four and Channel eleven and it's
Carrie just hijacking all the live shots. Now we need the BEIT and skin
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show. Christina and Steve to getbehind Hannabata nowadavada, we need them to
get down there. Would you liketo get behind Hannahbata? Mikey No,
No, doesn't make sense. It'sa bad question. He's here now.
It's for Christine. I did admit. As the eclipse gets close, Frond'm
getting impossibly horny because of the eclipse. I don't know why. I'm assuming
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it's the eclipse. We know atthe end of the show had the lunar
cycle is also connected to the malelibido. Absolutely, I am bouncing off
the walls when we go to breakI'm feeling I don't even know if,
like, if that's a warning orlike a that's a warning. That's a
warning. That's a warning to YouTube. I need to get to Christina immediately.
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Oh god, don't you get thefeeling that when Mikey gets really right,
I mean really horny, he's somebodythat you just want to stay out
of their way. Yeah, ballheading down, running through, and you
don't want to be the guy holdingup the red narpet concerned at all about
your pleasure. She's trying to justtake this burst through that red flag.
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What all right, Well, that'spretty awesome carry out there, that's cool
that. Uh you don't hear thisfunny audio from Yes, okay, yo,
dude, you'd love to uh didyou? Oh? Hold on,
hold on, that's my YouTube TVup. Sorry, okay, this is
ESPN last night. Mac Sureser isin the dugout. Obviously you can't play
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because he's hurt, right, andCarl Ravich, David Kohane and the other
guy, Edward O Prez We're like, oh, we're gonna have him on.
So here's Mac Suser and Max sureis just in the dugout with Nate
Low just sitting on a bench.So we figure Max Suser plays the role
of roving reporter in your dugout,who's sitting next to you. We're just
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sitting here and watch a game.We're talking shop, see what's going down.
I love this alright, So Dunningon the Mountain, first Guy Asis,
Jeremy Pinion, re Fa Ball,Carl Coney and Edvardo the Sunday Night
Booth. Max is not a partof it. Otherwise, what do you
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seeing, Dave Donny Max? Oh, he's doing good. Okay. Karl
Ravits is trying to get it incards because he's not a part of it.
Like he's thinking Max is gonna takeoff. No, I think this
is just a miscommunication. I thinkwhat was expected of Max when he agreed
to this. Yeah, he said, now you're a roving reporter. Who's
sitting next to you? Max,We're just gonna watch the game. He's
gonna watch see what's going on?Right, or maybe Max changed his mind
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in the in the moments, likehe's into it. He's happy to answer
their questions and converse with them.But don't just have him take over your
your job. They expected he isJordan the booth. He's gonna give us
in set never before. So thenCarl Rabits is like Okay, well,
I've got to ask you to doit. I wrote the pops. I
just said what opress a lot?And I remember when I played with the
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then Cleveland Indians and also with theRuds. Aaron Boone was my teammate and
we would sit on the bench andactually do play by play if you play.
Yeah, my skill set, that'snot my skill set. I'm the
color guy. So okay, thatbeing said, take over as the color
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guy. Here's Kyle Tucker. Well, yeah, they're asking me. This
is to be live on ESPN's talkingabout this mid game. Yeah, this
is completely out of my show.I get one chance, all right,
Max? Awkward? Max and Iwant to play games, play the television
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games. This is where you geta little pushy. Let see if we
can't get a strike curveball right here? I like that. So you're looking
for curveball strike swinging, Well,obviously that would be great. You're taking
just a strike. I just Ididn't clarify it. Yeah, impressing my
analyst a second. Here we go. I didn't say whatever, like,
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hold me to it a strike,I don't care. I don't care.
How make it edit it into play, get it out? Well, they
have a relatively quick inning, soyou to come back for the bottom half.
You don't want to do another half? Animax or what are you done?
Foxes wrapped? Thank you Max,all right, appreciate it. It's
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three zip. Fax helped us getthrough it. Did better picture than analyst.
He'llock knowledge. It's his first try. First ruck oh hockey. Every
once in a while, you know, do a bit and it's like,
I wish I hadn't have done that. I do that a lot, or
say something on the radio. It'slike that didn't go over. Well,
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that's one of those moments. He'svery well spoken to, like you like
talking. He'll give good thought outbut I think headphone it. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. Two guyswant to talk to me or interview me,
absolute conversation, but don't don't makeme work. And they're like,
yeah, you just you drew thebooth. Be the guy. Yeah,
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it's like, who knows what thatemail chain was? Like, I just
had a bad thought about the eclipsereal quick, What if orbit as we
know it stopped? Yeah, whenthe moon crossed the sun or what do
you mean, well, what ifit stopped orbit? You mean our rotation?
What do you. What do youmean orbits? Then you live in
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a total darkness like our lives wouldchange. You mean the rotation of the
Earth stops or the moon? Yeah, motion in orbit stops. Yeah,
which okay, I mean I likethis time of the year and the seasons
are pretty good. Oh that,but you'd be night frozen in time.
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But the temperature lovely. Yeah,I want. It's just matters how dark
we're talking, because I don't thinkit's gonna be. It's not gonna be
like two am. Too much ofa stoner conversation for morning drive. No,
you're good. I think you justhad your sureser moment four minutes of
darkness in the afternoon and just thinkabout how our world would change. We
grab about one hour of daylight savingstime, like in Alaska they do the
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month of night country. Yeah,it's not gonna be total darkness, Kevio.
It's not gonna be. No,it's not gonna be pitch black like
mid night. Yes, sleep maskon. No, it's not. No,
it's like, uh, it'll belike your you got the blinds down
in your in your red in yourbedroom, but you don't have the blackout
curtains. It's still some seepage.There's going to be seepage, and then
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it's going to be a slow burnback to full brightness solar seepage. I
will say, in the last thirtyminutes, we have peeped our head outside
and it does feel like the cloudcover is starting to ram Oh it's thick
as a brick out there. What'sgonna happen though, which it's gonna get
even darker because of the clouds.It's just gonna be this ominous thing where
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you don't even see the sun.It just gets dark. That could actually
have a cooler effect for the broaderspectrum than it would just staring at this
globe that gets covered up for fourminutes by the moon and then goes away.
This could be a really interesting,interesting vibe. I don't want to
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get as weird as Kevin. Ihave a more legit question, but how
do you think this is this aclip is going to affect our local werewolves?
Okay, yeah, you're right,that's that's fair. I haven't thought
about that. And vampires are goingto have four minutes to feast during the
day, Oh, Kenkyrie pound fooduh is ramadan over? Yeah, it's
like Yesterdair it was. I thoughtthat too, But no, I think
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he was still ramadanning yesterday. Okay, yeah, but I think they're calling
it to it soon, they're callingit into it. I read that like
they were like, yeah, it'she's about to he's about to call it
off. The guy. No,Tuesday April ninth, Okay, tomorrow,
So it's March tenth through Tuesday Aprilninth. Yeah, so yesterday a full
Ramadan. Yeah, all day game, not a sip of water? Heroic?
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Could he just like eat a HOGIright there for like four minutes.
And they flew to Charlotte last night, right, they flew out of the
path of totality. I would imagineunless they were like, hey, so
on what's a lifetime thing. We'llstay in Dallas, We'll stay in the
path of totality. We'll fly outtomorrow after the eclipse. But I would
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imagine that they took off to Charlottelast night or after the win yesterday,
which that kind of suck. Imight be like, Hey, we just
had a big comeback victory. Letus sleep in our own beds tonight.
We'll have a shoot around tomorrow morning. We'll watch as a team, we'll
watch the eclipse together mm hmm,and then we'll jump on the plane and
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head off to Charlotte and get readyfor Tuesday night's game. That's what my
plea to coach Kid would have been. What if the eclipse starts right and
then like a maybe zero point twopercent of people turn in to wear wolves
and they're not like killing people,They're not like like they're just like,
oh, what's happening to me?You know, and they turn into that
their face, you know, andthen as it ends, they turned back
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like they're werewolves for four minutes.Yeah, and they're good at basketball.
And then it could be someone youlove, yeah, and then they're totally
normal and they're like, I'm sorry, they're crying, they're freaking out,
they're crying. They didn't know,they didn't know. They didn't know because
it's not a normal werewolf. It'sjust only an eclipse were wolf. And
then do you still love them?Oh, you still love them, but
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you have to call it off becauseit's never gonna happen again. They could
you don't know that you're in morning, that's not gonna happen, and eclipse
that's the only time it happened.You didn't think it would ever happen.
All of a sudden they turned intoa wolf. You're not just trusting what
Kevio says. No, what youknow? It only happens during an eclipse,
of which is never gonna happen again. It's not just to stay out
of alask anything anymore. The personyou love, the person you love the
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most, turned into a wolf forfour minutes out of nowhere, just went
back. You might love them more. Well, that would mean you're you
need to be asked about some otherthings, like whether you're into bestiality or
not. Well, you know who'sprobably the most nervous about that scenario is
Michael J. Fox because he hasn'tbeen a were wolf since he was a
teenager. The one PG movie wherethey hanged Dong in the end, and
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I think they filmed that movie duringthe last eclipse that happened. No,
dude, would you still love him? Jason Bateman might want to uh be
on the lookout as well, becausehe was in teen Wolf two and nowadays
with a camera footage like, dude, no turn it a werewolf? She
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turned a wolf and be like acouple in every city and it's like,
do they eat it? No,they didn't need anyone. They didn't even
freak out. They were scared.They looked scared like a scared wolf.
So they're just werewolves for four minutesand they go back to people. Do
they ever become a werewolf again?As long as they stay out of Alaska,
as long as they stay out ofan eclipse? But you see them
as this gnarly weird you solid asthat maybe what is their true form,
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which was only revealed when the mooncovered the sun? Yeah, I think
I could still love someone. Doyou think so? I do? I
do because I think I'm someone revealswhen they reveal their darkest that's the one
thing they say to you, wouldyou like to make love? They reveal
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the darkest version of themselves. There'sa It's a very connecting moment because it
puts you all on even playing field. You realize, Oh, I'm a
dirt bag, You're a wolf,You're a wolf, You're we're cool,
You're seriously a monster? Right?It makes my stuff, the that I
did in the early two thousands seemlike child's play. You have the greatest
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The greatest line is from the movieTeen Wolf. No I'm about to play.
That's got a great arm tu inbasketball that that kid's got a great
arm. One fan who's talking tothe coach, Hey have that kid's got
a great arm great arm our.Official Muslim Josh says, no, the
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eclipse doesn't allow eating in Ramadan,so that's your s out of luck there.
Dang, that's crazy crap, Kevin, Well, we did it,
geez Kevin. Coming up next,we might have another live report from Clyde
Warren Parker, The Venskin Chiown tospeak Easy will be today. We will
have today's birthdays talkbacks and our bandalChallenge of the Day. Next to ninety
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seven won the Freak
You're listening to the downbeat on ninetyseven to one. The Freak in Mars,
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in its falls in disguise is nono that surprese lies the snake by
and the sun in mad the springboiling heat, summer stanch, meet the
(00:42):
black girls step all money through thespring and uh cream a girl, black
holes, sun out sand do youcome, I'm gonna come wecording down wall
(01:25):
bread mangan claimed the flung lord daymake up boom clam, but the sleep
of cors made the boat mail backto the big lodse me gul doors tongue,
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blacko, sun walls cam and whatcomb He's everywhere you come in was
(02:24):
sun wowch come wow you cure Par'sgot two fits already that's already been on.
He was just on eleven okay,in the background, what did he
do? Kind of he was lookingat his hold his arms out and then
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he finally sended his arms. Hewas in his dissent position as we hook
him to a monofilament wires. Ishe wearing plumbing out fits? He's wearing
like the freak tea. He he'swearing the cool eclipse lawn chair. Friday.
I just always feel like a shirt. And I could see Carrie at
a at a black tie affair andhe would be wearing plumbers pants with paint
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all over it. Yea, andstill fit in. For those that don't
know, uh, Carrie is alistener of the station Day one Freaking Jesus,
and he is the brain shot behindthe lawn chair Friday where listeners would
sometimes come hang out in the lawnoutside of the studio that we broadcast in
It's Insane number one. He's theleader of the Glenn pat zero. But
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he was just a Channel eleven there, Clive worn Parker. They're at the
promis at Channel eleven and there heis just in the background, just kind
of wandering around on the hit.Now we tend to call in, did
he did? He respond? Hesaid, okay, Carrie, call in.
Man, there is there is thereis kind of dancing. Look at
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what a mess. I call inAnd he didn't because he's busy being on
t Full Street, straight Full Street. Get a picture, get a good
pic. Rangers have what a beast. Oh he's dominating, this chilling,
dominating right down. He's just lookingoff to the same man, your little
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kosher. He's on the phone therelive, he said, Okay, go
see hi, crazy, I don'twant to hear from you. Is that
a woman or is that John Lennonin nineteen seventy Oh that is Peter Okay,
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sorry, okay, p h carrythat mean join us down the freaking
hotline. It's Carrie Bubba freak.Jesus, dude, you are Pepper in
these news stations you're getting John.Is there a dude that looks like Is
there dude looks like John Lennon gettinginterviewed right now? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, I think take Okay,that's too much. Hey, get in
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there next to Hannah Bots and let'sget you. Let's get you interview.
I can hear you. Okay,but hey, wait the news lady in
the yellow Okay, that's the Foxfloor lady. If she starts interviewing people
in the crowd, get her attention, do a big interview, shout out
the free, do all the stuffyou need to ask your name telling your
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name is Colin Mori cowell. Ohlook he wander, he's got a dancing
You are so close. Second,there's only two big TV. Look at
that picture, Kevin, so heknows how good this is. This is
amazing it's a shame they got iton iPhone portrait mode because he's kind of
blurry. Hold on your earbud,yeah yeah, yeah, that phone.
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No, No, he cares youa wild dance you're is doing grave exactly
the double point hip thrusting. Littlebit of hip thrust. Don't hit just
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a little bit, just one oneone, just two pumps, two pumps,
Max. Not he's gonna get arrested, no doubt er. All right,
sounded all right, Carrie, Okay, interviewed right now, I'll do
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it on a do whatever you want. Watch him is gonna go. Yeah.
They're trying to zoom past him,but no you can't. You can't
cut him out of your shot.No, you can't cut out. He's
just dancing and you're having a goodtime. Anything wrong, What are we
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showing. We're showing people having agood time. He's a clipsing, is
what he's doing. So they're takingit away from the studio. You're clear,
but be ready because she might begoing, hey, we need to
interview some patrons down there. Yeah, stay vigilant, Carrie. All right,
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all right, stay close. Wemight need you. Okay, yeah,
all right, we'll catch it.Carrie, stay close a red eyed
Hannah Botha is going to turn around. Dude, you dare try to ruin
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a live shot of mind that isreally funny? Such good pub groove and
back there, Jesus, only otherdude in a two shots on four and
eleven. I put a tweet outat kat fun Tweets if you want to
see this. It's it's coverage ofboth Fox four and Channel eleven and it's
Carrie just hijacking all the live shots. Now we need the BEIT and skin
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show. Christina and Steve to getbehind Hannabata nowadavada, we need them to
get down there. Would you liketo get behind Hannahbata? Mikey No,
No, doesn't make sense. It'sa bad question. He's here now.
It's for Christine. I did admit. As the eclipse gets close, Frond'm
getting impossibly horny because of the eclipse. I don't know why. I'm assuming
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it's the eclipse. We know atthe end of the show had the lunar
cycle is also connected to the malelibido. Absolutely, I am bouncing off
the walls when we go to breakI'm feeling I don't even know if,
like, if that's a warning orlike a that's a warning. That's a
warning. That's a warning to YouTube. I need to get to Christina immediately.
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Oh god, don't you get thefeeling that when Mikey gets really right,
I mean really horny, he's somebodythat you just want to stay out
of their way. Yeah, ballheading down, running through, and you
don't want to be the guy holdingup the red narpet concerned at all about
your pleasure. She's trying to justtake this burst through that red flag.
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What all right, Well, that'spretty awesome carry out there, that's cool
that. Uh you don't hear thisfunny audio from Yes, okay, yo,
dude, you'd love to uh didyou? Oh? Hold on,
hold on, that's my YouTube TVup. Sorry, okay, this is
ESPN last night. Mac Sureser isin the dugout. Obviously you can't play
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because he's hurt, right, andCarl Ravich, David Kohane and the other
guy, Edward O Prez We're like, oh, we're gonna have him on.
So here's Mac Suser and Max sureis just in the dugout with Nate
Low just sitting on a bench.So we figure Max Suser plays the role
of roving reporter in your dugout,who's sitting next to you. We're just
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sitting here and watch a game.We're talking shop, see what's going down.
I love this alright, So Dunningon the Mountain, first Guy Asis,
Jeremy Pinion, re Fa Ball,Carl Coney and Edvardo the Sunday Night
Booth. Max is not a partof it. Otherwise, what do you
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seeing, Dave Donny Max? Oh, he's doing good. Okay. Karl
Ravits is trying to get it incards because he's not a part of it.
Like he's thinking Max is gonna takeoff. No, I think this
is just a miscommunication. I thinkwhat was expected of Max when he agreed
to this. Yeah, he said, now you're a roving reporter. Who's
sitting next to you? Max,We're just gonna watch the game. He's
gonna watch see what's going on?Right, or maybe Max changed his mind
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in the in the moments, likehe's into it. He's happy to answer
their questions and converse with them.But don't just have him take over your
your job. They expected he isJordan the booth. He's gonna give us
in set never before. So thenCarl Rabits is like Okay, well,
I've got to ask you to doit. I wrote the pops. I
just said what opress a lot?And I remember when I played with the
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then Cleveland Indians and also with theRuds. Aaron Boone was my teammate and
we would sit on the bench andactually do play by play if you play.
Yeah, my skill set, that'snot my skill set. I'm the
color guy. So okay, thatbeing said, take over as the color
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guy. Here's Kyle Tucker. Well, yeah, they're asking me. This
is to be live on ESPN's talkingabout this mid game. Yeah, this
is completely out of my show.I get one chance, all right,
Max? Awkward? Max and Iwant to play games, play the television
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games. This is where you geta little pushy. Let see if we
can't get a strike curveball right here? I like that. So you're looking
for curveball strike swinging, Well,obviously that would be great. You're taking
just a strike. I just Ididn't clarify it. Yeah, impressing my
analyst a second. Here we go. I didn't say whatever, like,
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hold me to it a strike,I don't care. I don't care.
How make it edit it into play, get it out? Well, they
have a relatively quick inning, soyou to come back for the bottom half.
You don't want to do another half? Animax or what are you done?
Foxes wrapped? Thank you Max,all right, appreciate it. It's
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three zip. Fax helped us getthrough it. Did better picture than analyst.
He'llock knowledge. It's his first try. First ruck oh hockey. Every
once in a while, you know, do a bit and it's like,
I wish I hadn't have done that. I do that a lot, or
say something on the radio. It'slike that didn't go over. Well,
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that's one of those moments. He'svery well spoken to, like you like
talking. He'll give good thought outbut I think headphone it. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. Two guyswant to talk to me or interview me,
absolute conversation, but don't don't makeme work. And they're like,
yeah, you just you drew thebooth. Be the guy. Yeah,
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it's like, who knows what thatemail chain was? Like, I just
had a bad thought about the eclipsereal quick, What if orbit as we
know it stopped? Yeah, whenthe moon crossed the sun or what do
you mean, well, what ifit stopped orbit? You mean our rotation?
What do you. What do youmean orbits? Then you live in
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a total darkness like our lives wouldchange. You mean the rotation of the
Earth stops or the moon? Yeah, motion in orbit stops. Yeah,
which okay, I mean I likethis time of the year and the seasons
are pretty good. Oh that,but you'd be night frozen in time.
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But the temperature lovely. Yeah,I want. It's just matters how dark
we're talking, because I don't thinkit's gonna be. It's not gonna be
like two am. Too much ofa stoner conversation for morning drive. No,
you're good. I think you justhad your sureser moment four minutes of
darkness in the afternoon and just thinkabout how our world would change. We
grab about one hour of daylight savingstime, like in Alaska they do the
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month of night country. Yeah,it's not gonna be total darkness, Kevio.
It's not gonna be. No,it's not gonna be pitch black like
mid night. Yes, sleep maskon. No, it's not. No,
it's like, uh, it'll belike your you got the blinds down
in your in your red in yourbedroom, but you don't have the blackout
curtains. It's still some seepage.There's going to be seepage, and then
(14:46):
it's going to be a slow burnback to full brightness solar seepage. I
will say, in the last thirtyminutes, we have peeped our head outside
and it does feel like the cloudcover is starting to ram Oh it's thick
as a brick out there. What'sgonna happen though, which it's gonna get
even darker because of the clouds.It's just gonna be this ominous thing where
(15:09):
you don't even see the sun.It just gets dark. That could actually
have a cooler effect for the broaderspectrum than it would just staring at this
globe that gets covered up for fourminutes by the moon and then goes away.
This could be a really interesting,interesting vibe. I don't want to
(15:30):
get as weird as Kevin. Ihave a more legit question, but how
do you think this is this aclip is going to affect our local werewolves?
Okay, yeah, you're right,that's that's fair. I haven't thought
about that. And vampires are goingto have four minutes to feast during the
day, Oh, Kenkyrie pound fooduh is ramadan over? Yeah, it's
like Yesterdair it was. I thoughtthat too, But no, I think
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he was still ramadanning yesterday. Okay, yeah, but I think they're calling
it to it soon, they're callingit into it. I read that like
they were like, yeah, it'she's about to he's about to call it
off. The guy. No,Tuesday April ninth, Okay, tomorrow,
So it's March tenth through Tuesday Aprilninth. Yeah, so yesterday a full
Ramadan. Yeah, all day game, not a sip of water? Heroic?
(16:19):
Could he just like eat a HOGIright there for like four minutes.
And they flew to Charlotte last night, right, they flew out of the
path of totality. I would imagineunless they were like, hey, so
on what's a lifetime thing. We'llstay in Dallas, We'll stay in the
path of totality. We'll fly outtomorrow after the eclipse. But I would
(16:41):
imagine that they took off to Charlottelast night or after the win yesterday,
which that kind of suck. Imight be like, Hey, we just
had a big comeback victory. Letus sleep in our own beds tonight.
We'll have a shoot around tomorrow morning. We'll watch as a team, we'll
watch the eclipse together mm hmm,and then we'll jump on the plane and
(17:02):
head off to Charlotte and get readyfor Tuesday night's game. That's what my
plea to coach Kid would have been. What if the eclipse starts right and
then like a maybe zero point twopercent of people turn in to wear wolves
and they're not like killing people,They're not like like they're just like,
oh, what's happening to me?You know, and they turn into that
their face, you know, andthen as it ends, they turned back
(17:25):
like they're werewolves for four minutes.Yeah, and they're good at basketball.
And then it could be someone youlove, yeah, and then they're totally
normal and they're like, I'm sorry, they're crying, they're freaking out,
they're crying. They didn't know,they didn't know. They didn't know because
it's not a normal werewolf. It'sjust only an eclipse were wolf. And
then do you still love them?Oh, you still love them, but
(17:48):
you have to call it off becauseit's never gonna happen again. They could
you don't know that you're in morning, that's not gonna happen, and eclipse
that's the only time it happened.You didn't think it would ever happen.
All of a sudden they turned intoa wolf. You're not just trusting what
Kevio says. No, what youknow? It only happens during an eclipse,
of which is never gonna happen again. It's not just to stay out
of alask anything anymore. The personyou love, the person you love the
(18:14):
most, turned into a wolf forfour minutes out of nowhere, just went
back. You might love them more. Well, that would mean you're you
need to be asked about some otherthings, like whether you're into bestiality or
not. Well, you know who'sprobably the most nervous about that scenario is
Michael J. Fox because he hasn'tbeen a were wolf since he was a
teenager. The one PG movie wherethey hanged Dong in the end, and
(18:37):
I think they filmed that movie duringthe last eclipse that happened. No,
dude, would you still love him? Jason Bateman might want to uh be
on the lookout as well, becausehe was in teen Wolf two and nowadays
with a camera footage like, dude, no turn it a werewolf? She
(19:00):
turned a wolf and be like acouple in every city and it's like,
do they eat it? No,they didn't need anyone. They didn't even
freak out. They were scared.They looked scared like a scared wolf.
So they're just werewolves for four minutesand they go back to people. Do
they ever become a werewolf again?As long as they stay out of Alaska,
as long as they stay out ofan eclipse? But you see them
as this gnarly weird you solid asthat maybe what is their true form,
(19:23):
which was only revealed when the mooncovered the sun? Yeah, I think
I could still love someone. Doyou think so? I do? I
do because I think I'm someone revealswhen they reveal their darkest that's the one
thing they say to you, wouldyou like to make love? They reveal
(19:44):
the darkest version of themselves. There'sa It's a very connecting moment because it
puts you all on even playing field. You realize, Oh, I'm a
dirt bag, You're a wolf,You're a wolf, You're we're cool,
You're seriously a monster? Right?It makes my stuff, the that I
did in the early two thousands seemlike child's play. You have the greatest
(20:06):
The greatest line is from the movieTeen Wolf. No I'm about to play.
That's got a great arm tu inbasketball that that kid's got a great
arm. One fan who's talking tothe coach, Hey have that kid's got
a great arm great arm our.Official Muslim Josh says, no, the
(20:30):
eclipse doesn't allow eating in Ramadan,so that's your s out of luck there.
Dang, that's crazy crap, Kevin, Well, we did it,
geez Kevin. Coming up next,we might have another live report from Clyde
Warren Parker, The Venskin Chiown tospeak Easy will be today. We will
have today's birthdays talkbacks and our bandalChallenge of the Day. Next to ninety
(20:52):
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