Hot Mop

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com. Go there. Just gothere and get the tickets. Just go
now, you can do it.It's movie night. It's Wednesday. What
else can you do Wednesday night?Nothing, waity night. Nothing, have
plans tonight. We'll have some drinks. I'll buy you a drink. We'll

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watch a funny movie. It's ninetyminute movie. We're gonna go laugh,
you know. Tomorrow night you canjust go home. Tonight, come out,
come see a movie with your friends. Hey, let me just sell
selling point on Nature Pets. It'sa quickie. Ain't one of us three
hour movies. I don't think we'regonna contend with like twenty five minutes of
previews and all that stuff. Ifthey're probably gonna press play. Yeah,

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JJ yeah, come on, havesome drinks, some massis, maybe some
sex. We'll see what happens.We can't promise sex, we can promise
the availability of massis and drinks ina funny movie and hang with us and
maybe some sex. Yes, wehope that's to do on your own for

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all of you. Sorry you sayjoke, man, ahead, do it
again. I talked. I shouldn'thave said it while you were talking.
Now I've screwed you. The sexthing is for you to do on your
own, on decord, not inthe theater. How many different cars have

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you, guys fooled around in?This is called a thousand over twenty?
What your sex machine like me?You already old jack rabbit or no?
Not a sexual thought of it?Disgust me. I'm you have him sex
right now? And that's the facehe makes right when he achieves the ultimate

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goals. Wonder what it's like todo that? Never have, never will
asexual? You are a grounder anda pounder gross. See it's the guys
that are real quiet about it,the real Cassano the guys to tell you

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about it. And ain you doingnothing like pump chumps? Yea in the
pipe? Okay? Katie Turner,Kevin Tyson, the knockout King, the
knockout King, all right, dosomething? Who moved your cheek? Well?
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It's your brother Mike and grape vineman looking forward to the movies tonight.

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And uh Siroya, get that debitcard ready, brother, because I'm rocketing
apparel rocket some dolphins appare of it. How easy is this? See that
guy did it? You can toborrow a shirt or a hat from your
dolphin loving friend. Hell, youknow what, I'll extend the offer even
if it's not official Miami dolphin stuff. If you have any clothing with a

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dolphin on it, you're getting adrink. He's broadening the horizons because you
look, these are cowboy fans,most of them. They don't have anything
with dolf. I get it.And if you have all of a friend
who's adult, you know, butsomebody might have a cute hat with a
dolphin on whatever, anything with adolphin on it, have a drink on
me tonight. I'd like to raisethat offer and just say I'll shake your
hand. I think it'd be morelikely that if you were going to have

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a dolphin on an article of clothing, it would probably be a Miami Dolphin
article of clothing. Like, wheredo you get on Lisa frank t shirt?
Is that going to resonate with anyone? No, but explain it.
H It's like JJ no, she'sblinking at you like normal Lisa Frank the

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artists. Yeah, yeah, thatwas a big line when I was a
kid. Yeah, I felt likeshe would have dolphins on her shirts.
It was like cheetahs and stuff likethat. Okay, tigers. I thought
she did some underwater stuff. Maymaybe we'll do that for Jonas. I
think jephal book, the one withBill Murray is the bear or no is

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he? I don't know. Ididn't see the Christopher Walkin was the Orangatan.
I liked it. It's good.It's pretty good. Yeah, he
acted by himself. Oh yeah,it was cool. Hey y'all. I
worked on a new marketing team forBudweiser Energy and I'm calling you because I
felt compelled to just confirm for twoof y'all that it is a terrible idea

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to add caffeine's to beer. It'sbasically domestic violence in a can. Tell
me, Katie, when you picturethe average fraternity party, do you think
to yourself? Hmm, I'd liketo add more energy to that situation.
So we're going in the other directionwith it. You teamed up with Suta
Fed to create SuDS. It's aBudweiser nighttime cold and flute medicine. It's
perfect for this back to school season. I will get some SuDS. Specific

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guy got something, Definitely, he'sgot a lot. It's domestic violence in
a can. Gods, well,oh my god, pretty good. Hey.
I went fishing once in South Americawith Mark Cuban, super Chef,

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Bobby Flaying Chris Daughtry. I meanit was almost too much. I slipped
on some butter that off of biscuitthat Mark was eaten, fell in the
water, and the piranha ate mylegs off. But Mark felt so bad
that I slipped on his butter thathe paid for me to get some new
legs. The only thing is whenI run around the house the bonic sound

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bothers me, the what the hellbionic sound bothers. There's a pranha victim,
though, and thank you for yourcourage to lie more about pranas.
Time I did Sailor, I pulledup Ben rogers As. I am vindicated
and proven once again that pranhas arenot that scary. Ben. Prana's scary

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or no, well, he's scaredof every eastern of all canoes and everything
that moves. Hey, Alexas,Yeah, So I will tell you this.
I once saw a piranha attack inperson. Go on. When my
younger brother was in college, hewent to the University of Texas. I
went up there to visit him,and he had some wild ass roommates and

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so they had found a guy whocould get you an aquarium piranha. So
they had one in an aquarium andthey got hammered one night and one of
the guys was dared to take thepiranha and stick it in his mouth.
So he took a pranha. Hestuck it in his mouth. You could
see the tail wagging at his lips, and then he was going to pull
it out, because that's what youdo, pull out, and the Piranha

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bit the back of his throat.So I will tell you if you back
a prana into a corner and theback of your throat, it will bite
you. And that is extremely dangerous. Okay. I wouldn't recommend you've been
unvindicated shoving one down your throat.You've been vindicated. I'm sure Gandhi would
bite your neck if you put hishead in your mouth. Yes, but

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in the natural, you know,habitat. They're not looking to attack a
human being that's just swimming by theway. I was listening to your show
today because that's what I do.Thank you. I'm a huge fan of
the downbeat and j J. Ifyou kill that music for a second,
I've come up with some stingers.I want to get in the studio and

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make these for you guys. Rightwhen you land like a hard hitting thing
and I'm just workshopping this. Butwhen Si Roy has some badass comment and
he owns somebody, it could bebitch, you have just been owned by
the Observer, Host of the Year, Host of the Year, something like
that. I love it, Yeah, and ask him quick then for you

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guys, it would be like KevinTurner is another guy and he's basically on
the show. He's on the showsomething like that for him, like you're
almost just making these up right now, Danny, it would be Danny Bayless
just said some words and he saidthem right on the show, said him
on the show, on the show. But mostly it's like you were just

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owned by the Observer Host of theYear, Host of the year. Then
you smell like cigarettes. Have youbeen smoke galable on news stands? Now?
Yeah? And by the way,I saw you won that award?
Did He apologized to a caller earlierfor not paying attention because he was reading
the most research the issue of theDallas Observed that and I was drive I

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heard that too, and I wastrying to focus on the show. But
while I was in traffic, Iwas also reading a Dallas Observer get up,
brought it up and reread it importantarticle. You do understand what this
is about what he's doing. He'skissing your ass because he ignored your text
last night. Man, that istrue. Last night you ignored the text

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of the reigning Observer. I havegone to great links. I've found some
I people. They set up myphone to where if Sir Roy were to
ever reach out to me, allthese alarms are supposed to go off.
My computer immediately turns on Call ofDuty uploads and I'm ready to play.
It's aspective active in lobby available.It's funny that you bring that up,

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because Sir Roy figured out a waythat the next time you text him,
it just auto replies an emoji thatrepresents a fishing pole. Yeah, yeah,
how about that. I actually Ihaven't set up to where as soon
as I log onto my Call ofDuty, the entire power grid that powers
light farms goes down. Yeah.Look, that's the next level I've given

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up. I'm like, I've Iprobably only have one more shot at Sir
Roy to get him to play withme, and so I'm trying not to.
I know it probably not, butI'm not gonna just waste it.
And so I'm just waiting for theexact right moment to see, hey are
you Are you online? I alsohave a computer, you know, but
I can't. You know, heusually text me back like, hey man,

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you're doing great and something like that, like positive reinforcement, but no
acknowledge. Right, Yeah, youdo understand that when somebody tells you that
you're doing great, they don't thinkyou're doing great. It seemed frigid.
Yeah, like we say that alot to Kevin. Kevin, you're doing
great. Thank you. See hedoesn't know though, Like even though I

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just explained it, he still doesn'trealize. And don't you know what,
I'm glad you guys brought something tothe light of day. You know,
radio hosts should not be allowed togo do podcasts. You know, they
should sell their soul to the corporationwhere they work. And the fact that
maybe a guy that sounds like Kevinwas doing a packers blog and I don't

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you know, I appreciate you guysbringing that to the light of day because
that is bs when hosts are outthere trying to do other stuff and do
podcasts. We represented iHeart and didthe right thing, and we're getting where
did I hide the cheese? We'rewho moved the cheese? Look, we're
just trying to keep Kevo out ofcourt. Yeah, yeah, she's just
trying to help him. Do youlike Kevin Tyson the Knockout Game? Yeah?

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Well I don't know what he's upto up in Green Bay, but
good for him. And then Ibelieve people should if they can make a
little extra scratch. They should beable to work. You know, this
is America, I thought so.N So those guys that are in a
they own part of a brewery upthere too. Yeah, it's incredible.
Kevin Tyson, the knockout King Oly. I'd love to hear it again.

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For those of you that missed Mike'sRoy and I found a secret podcast that
Kevin Turner was trying to hide fromus. He mentioned it yesterday in the
mix is very time. He mentionedthat I thought it was a joke.
I gotta go do my Packers podcastcalled called Who Moved the Cheese? You
need to hear that first, Ithink, so, okay, yeah,

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what time is all this packer talking. Well, here's the thing. You
can catch me on my Packers podcastright after, right after the show they're
recorded. I'll have it up onthe iHeart Act. It's called Who Moved
My Cheese? Led by the Pahmy Cheese. We thought it was a

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joke. We thought it was ajoke. In fairness, I'm not positive,
so let's let the listener decide.Because we found who Moved My Cheese?
And it does kind of sound alittle like Kevin a little different,
so I don't know if we canindict him just by us hearing it.
Maybe Ben, you worked with Kevinfor a long time, you'd lay a
fresh set of ears on this andsee what you think. Hey, Packer

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Backers, it's the knockout team.Kevin Tyson back once again for another episode
of Woop Moved my cheese to geta big episode today breaking down that big
win over the Saint eighteen seventeen inthe home Open or a lambeau Field and
we'll also peach you ready for ThursdayNight football. Is the Packers host of
Detroit Lyons, the Hated Detroit Lyons. We've got a big show today.

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Joining us in about thirty minutes.Former linebacker Wayne Simmons will call in hall.
As always this episode of the podcasts, He's brought to you by Hinterland
Brewery. That's a brewery that meand Bill Schrader. Are you going to
play with your boss? Let'sten getright till you can really feel the love.
See that person's tected a bit ofan accent, like a regional accent,

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and Kevin born and raised in Texaswas like a hint of Wisconsin to
the voice, which is making mewonder if it's actually are Kevin or not.
I worked with Kevin for many yearsand he sounds way more sassy than
that. Yeah, I think we'reready to render judgments. A little clip,

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Do you have another clip? Alittle bit more sure? But now
it's time to make our picts forthe Detroit Lions game. And it's brought
you by our friends over at theStadium View. They brought over some of
their patented cheese cards. You reallyappreciate it when you come over. Our
guest picker this weekest former Packers Center, Frank Winners, Frank Yet, bag
of doughnuts Winners. I'll go aheadand say the guests celebrities have a good

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record so far this year, fiveand one in their picks. Meanwhile,
I'm struggling at three and three andMike Holmgren's grandson, Marcus Homegren two and
a half years old. He's attwo and four, showing the kids don't
know much about football just yet.But I'll go first. Let me pick
the Cowboys game. I haven't watcheda lot of Cowboys football yet this year,

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but coming off that loss to theCardinals, I have to think they're
going to be motivated. We tryto run these Keith courage. Now he's
eating Give me Green Bay. You'rethe under joke, getting one and a
half against stadium you for bringing insome of your delicious yellow and white cheese.
I guess we just faded it downbecause we got bored. Yeah,
a lot of content there. Yeah, I know. I worked with Kevin

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for many years, and I know, you know, for all of his
faults, and there are many ofthem. Oh my god, he does
let's keep up with the Cowboys.That host didn't. I'd believe that host
when he said he didn't keep hedidn't really watch man Cowboys game. So
I don't I don't think that wasKevin. That's a good point. Maybe
we were wrong, Mike. Yeah, I'm kind of leaning towards Ben.
Now, what does Kevin think thatwas? You? No, I don't

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think that was I don't have enoughtime between this show and the about Them
Cowboys podcast that I do with Johnmy shoulder. Actually, oh wait,
do who do you do the showwith John MACHOULDA? Oh you know John?
Wait a minute, c I seeOh crap, Ben? Oh no,

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crep and sad yusef he has nosod of course, and some believe
sure allowed to do podcasts with peoplefrom competing radio companies. That's all odd
to me as well. That's veryinteresting. What other podcasts are you getting
into? You're doing any others?Just I don't have time to it,

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Like I'll post on podcast for afterthe show. Every single segment we do
in that aren't radio app You're notdoing Where to find the best bisks and
chowders and any particular region. Ihaven't planned on it. I have a
question. I've been doing that.I have a question for Mike's roy Fire.
How's your life changed since you wonDallas? And the Dallas Observe is

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now? But the problem is,five weeks from now, he'll be doing
the exact same thing. I feellike you're mocking me. You know what.
Don't let these jealous guys on yourown show say I'm mocking you because
they were left out. I said, I do sense of just a smack
of jealous Yeah, I said,a little bit, and sometimes it comes
in the form of mockery. Yeah. Well I saw I saw their top

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fifty Power rankings and you were atnumber one. Yeah. These guys were
in the back thirty Yeah, highthirties, high thirty. I'm not in
the pocket of Big Dallas Observer thepocket. I'm very proud, and I
wouldn't say my life has changed atall, but it's hard to tell on

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it. I'm still in the shockphase. My hands are shaking still reading
the article. So I think ina few weeks i'll know it was who
I've become. It was funny inthe article to see the legends that they
put Mike's royas beside, like MikeReiner and skin. Yeah, like,

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how how many words do we haveroom for it? Yeah? You could
have added a couple more just orjust like thirteen more characters? Oh man?
Yeah, and that was really Imean that, you know, it's
the Bit and Skin show, right, and they quickly jumped over me to

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get the skin. Yeah he's second, you know. Oh yeah, definitely
not fills. I was in theupper forties of that same list. Well,
I don't want to just continue makingit all about me every single day.
Yeah, well I stop. Now. We'll reread the article tomorrow for

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those that have most and we'll seeasday on Thursday, we'll see if the
plaque factory is done putting it ingold, embossing it in gold and hanging
it on the wall here in theFreak Studios. Have you written your check
out to Dick's Budget Trophies to getyour flat delivered? Might get one for
each of you. We did this, but mostly me. It's it's all

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you come to the movies with us, Soniam No, damn draft House.
It's freak. Let's Freak and chill. It's a Spentura Pet Detective. We
still got some seats in the front. It is a front few rows,
but I promise you we'll send DannyBayliss, a top thirty media personality,
down to the front sections to pressand flesh say hello to some of his
fans. Yeahs sturdy, right offthe rip. What's it like to mix

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with an award way immediate reaction,exciting, nervous? What's it like Ben's
skin? Christ and Steve are nextfor J. J. Jackson for a
Piranha man who called in for LimestoneLarry also for Mike's Roy Danny Bayless,
I'm Kevin. We'll see you tonightat Alamo Draft House at Lake Highlands and
also tomorrow morning at six am.Remember picked with Glenn's and mystery celebrity guest

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at eight am on the downbeat.See you tomorrow and tonight fullback Moves.
I'll remember that thirty years ago,whoa dump