Kevio Does Italy Part 2

The last part of Kevio's Italian adventure

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stars of all time. Maybe we'llget into that. I kind of want
to what do you got more?Follow up on the dildo swallowing Ostrich.
No, it wasn't. It wasn'tthat Danny doing what Mikey said, might

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get to go down to the parkinglot and lift some weights. Okay,
So I was finishing my my ItalianItalian story, the Italian job. So
I, yeah, what about Milan? Kevin was underwhelmed by Milan? He

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said he was gonna leave it anegative Yelp review. Yeah, killing Milan
online two stars. No, malmwas Okay, It's just that there was
a busy it was so busy.It was design week and there was a
big soccer match apparently or football match. But you go see the Last Supper
right? Uh? For me?Is that the painting? The painting?
Okay, I don't know if itwas a performance in the town square.

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Yeah, it's the painting, thefamous Da Vinci painting Twelve dudes sitting samlessly
at a table where Jesus brought alot a lot of drama to everyone's having
a good time, and Jesus goes, guys, ye, that has some
bad news. I think one ofyou is trying to kill me, and
they're all trying to figure it out. Okay, So you saw the Last
supper, and it was was thisan emotional moment in any way? It

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was emotional to me, but itwas it was very interesting. Big yeah,
small, it was big. Helpshow me your hands. Size of
that wall behind you? What thatwhole wall? Yeah? Are you bigger?
Bigger than that wall? Yeah?Yeah, so twenty feet across a
big ten. Well, I justdon't know how to do measurements like that.
Twenty by ten, that's tough.It was huge. I mean,

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I can look it up. Howbig is the last supper? It's fine,
It's already bigger than I thought.None of the Mona Lisa is tiny.
One hundred and eighty inches by threehundred and fifty inches. That not
doing inches. I'm not doing inches. Try again, that's about twenty by
ten. Let's just call it twentyby ten feet fifteen feet by twenty nine
feet okay, thirty by feet Okay, bigger than that. So get this.

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They had the way they the waythey roll the with that is you
can see it, but it isgroups of forty fifteen minutes at a time,
just for that one painting you geton a schedule. Yeah, you
know, That's how sixteen Chapel wastoo. They got to keep you moved.
You can't have you there ball onall day. Did you throw any

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tomato, sauce or anything else onit to protest oil usage in the I
didn't, but they scan you.Okay, you can't have anything because of
what's been going on with people creamingthe Mona Lisa. You can't have anything.
They are really like watching out forthat for people protesting throwing things.
So you took an alfredo that youhad, so you had to set it

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down outside the door. I didn'thave it in my hand. I was
not at the point of having goodfood yet, okay, and I still
not had. What were you eatingup to that point? Day three?
But where were you going? You'regoing to like the Italian subway? The
first bite of food you ate?Yes, in Italy. I don't even
remember. It all runs together,you know how it is, Mike,

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It's a lot. Did you goto a restaurant and eat? Yeah?
Okay, well do you but itwas Italian? Yeah? Okay, I
was. I had some good lasagnaactually, yeah. And the town of
Lake Como, the town of Como, amazing, Yeah, went over there,
okay, So balan sucked, hadlike a four pm dinner because our
time was off. It was like, I'm really hungry, he said.

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He he said he couldn't remember thelistener that gave the recommendation for the It
sounded like an amazing place down alittle dark alleys, a dream restaurant,
a nugget in a sea of restaurants. Kevin couldn't find it, wouldn't give
me the name of it. Hedid give the name of it. There's
a lot on my plate, andthe delay had put us behind on your

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plate. So groups of forty ata time. How many people are on
the planet? Eight billion people?Mm hmm. After the last supper,
a guy comes up to me andgoes, hey, Kati, and I
said what. He goes, havea foot at the show tonight, And

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I said, what do you needthe world? Why? I said what?
He goes, I was like,are you I was shocked. I
know what to say to it guy. I was like, oh, nice
to meet you. He goes,I'm jeff Ill living Allen. And then
his wife comes around the corner.He was in your group of forty,
he's in my group of forty.And his wife goes around the corner.

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He goes, he's the guy doesthe show with Mike and Danny every morning.
What unbelievable in the world. Fortythat's pretty cool. And I still,
dude, I take it. Imean like, if someone says HI
to you, it's still a coolfeeling. I'm not run from that.
It's cool when someone does that.But on the other side of the world,

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forty people at a time can bein that. It was essentially a
tour that in the Crucification is theother Crucifixion is the other painting that da
Vinci did? Yeah, what's thetheme of that one? And it's Judas
going through with his plans? Sowith Jesus in the Last Supper overlooking you
you met a You met a fanfrom Allen and his wife was really she

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was like, are you fanboying out? Are you whipping his ass? Nice
guy? Cool? Crazy? Andhe was going to go see Dave as
well. I know what he was, just he was he was in Italy
what's his name seeing the sights Jeffand Allen. That's so cool, So
go to the show. So onething that was with the show, and

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I was warned about this is likeEuropean crowds quiet and they take it in
and they applaud when it's time toapplaud. It's not talking and screaming in
a drunken mess. That sounds lovely. And it was so in Milan.
It was a sixteen thousand person venues, pretty bigger than what I saw at
Florence. The next night. Thesound quality incredible, and I was going,

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is it just that they have goodsound quality here or is it that
people aren't talking? And it mightjust be that that people just aren't talking.
And it was just very plate,but it was kind of you know,
it was okay. Then we wentto Florence. Florence was awesome,
and that's when I had the firstthing in my mouth that made my body

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wiggle. Yeah, was did youget the keys to that locker at the
zoo. There's a cool town.But we found this place that made paninis.
It was called efa Telly I've everheard of it? Yeah, stop
again. It was called elf forTelly's though, but it was different.
Of course. They make these sandwichesfive dollars. Yeah, huge ass sandwich.

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Now the menu, go on andget something to packed with meats.
But I saw something that just hitme. I don't know why. I
saw quickly also because you you're waitingin line in the alley. But it
was a short line. I'm quicklygetting on Instagram and checking the place out,
and we had heard about it,heard good reviews. I got a
panini with sun dried tomatoes and creamcheese mashed together, and then it started

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raining on us, and I couldnot have been less affected by the rain.
I was just experiencing heaven and yourmouth sun. It was the best
thing I've ever had. I don'teven like tomatoes, dude, Like,
of course, I like the tomatosauce in it, but I don't like
ordering a burger tomatoes, and Iknow tomatoes a big distinction between the sun
dried tomato. Yes, I meansitting in that olive oil, that real

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pure evu. It was the mostsurprising thing, and it was so good,
just the perfect eve frattalini. Yeah. Maybe sandwich shop. Yeah,
yeah, that's it. Oh,it was so good, just getting hammered
with rain on these cobblestone roads andnot carring. Oh, that's the cutest

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place I've ever seen. There abunch of bottles and stuff in the background.
Yes, that's it. Eat small, Yeah, two people work there
allegedly. Yeah, joint. Yeahyeah, oh, Kevin, now we're
talking. This was so good.I took it in and that was the
first moment. You took a coupleof bites and you're just like, I
don't know if I've ever tast anythinglike this. I want one right now?

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Oh one, right now. Let'sgo find a sun dried tomato and
cream. Let's go then. Showthirty three for me of the Dave Matthews
Band at the Nelson Mandela Forum,eight thousand person venue, just wonderful,
so good. I love when venue'sshow history, the place I went to
the night before, didn't I lovewhen they have concert posters of other bands

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who had been there, Posters ofIron Maiden, depeche Mode, Oasis all
throughout, uh you know the concourse. Yeah. And it was just a
great show, the final show theyplayed before being inducted into the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame, and Iwas there. It was so good.
Did he play La Canzone Chip PiasseJane? No, the song that Jane

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likes. Actually didn't get to that, but good, thank you and thank
you for knowing that you're getting acall, Mikey. Really yeah, you
should probably take that. You shouldprobably take it. Hello, Yeah,
it's Michael. Oh yeah, letme call you back in a little bit.

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Back, I will schedule my appointment. Thank you. She didn't say
anything, she just hung up.Jeez, it's an appointment. Yeah,
what do you have to do?I'm getting some imaging done really drunk.
Yeah, just study my gigantic penis. Hopefully you don't just have the same

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pitfalls that that British guy's having.All right, so the sandwich knocked your
socks off. That's I love tohear that. How about give me a
roxy update real quick too? Isshe loving the food? Is she she?
Misty eyed at the majesty of it? Of great Italy? By then
we had hit the point of wehad found delicious food. So we were
in a good we were in goodshape there. And did she go to

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both the concerts with you? Yeah? And I loved him both, I
mean liked him. I know youlike Yeah. I mean he's probably a
little worn out by it at thispoint, but yeah, yeah. Was
there any Italian Easter eggs in theDave show or does he just kind of
say hello and Italian? Yeah?Same same? Yeah? Did you?
But did you ever know what theshow is going? To be with other

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Dave fans during the show or atall into any americanos. Not all of
that. Yeah, tons of Americanpeople. Absolutely. They do a cool
cover of on top of spaghetti.No, they didn't do on top of
spaghetti. God damn it, anidiot, he didn't you say? Now

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either show? I wonder what thatwould have sounded like Tomorrow eight o'clock.
AI has got to be able theydo. I'm sure there's got to be
an app they can make that happen. Geezlone to meet. So the next

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day we're headed to Sorrento. We'regoing down the coast, right, you're
down. You go from Alane allthe way to Sorrento. Yeah, we're
riding Florence. Come on to Florence. Trains awesome, I have trained.
So do you have the VIP train? Like I said, I tell you,
well, I don't know. Youpay a little electric at the VIP
Yeah, and then you get thewine and the Oh I didn't get that.

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I thought, Okay, that's myrecommendation. Yeah, sare about the
train tickets though. Okay, Soyeah, but how do we not the
best everything for narc Electic Man Theeight or nine a m train ride two
hours south. Beautiful. It's sogood for me. Did you sleep and
it's kind of quiet and you justsleep, or you look at the mountainside

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and it's beautiful. What the hellwe need trains? Pa went from Venice
to Rome on a train and Ididn't sleep the whole time. I just
stared out the window at the majesty. It's it's it's just so good,
easy, convenient, spacious trains.Go train the way of the future.

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And then you get off this trainin Sorrento. Well, we went to
Naples first. We had a winetour scheduled right off of Mount us Okay,
dude, wine too, in whichthey let you come. I'll bring
one tomorrow. I forgot today.They let you pick out lava rock that's
just there and you can take onehome. We're good. But that sounds

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cool for you. No, it'sjust it was okay, I only want
to see it if there's like afinger in it. Yeah. Now they
take you underneath the curled up ashbodies. Yeah. I didn't see any
of that, but I did geton the Suvius tracker, which they check
out. Have there been any earthquakeslately? Pretty interesting. Yeah, there

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has been Vesuvis has set the blowin the near future and I don't know.
It's uh, it was just cool. And then Naples take you.
We go to Sorrento. Oh,a tour guide made a lot of my
wife jokes. Not a stereotype.Yeah, he did a lot of boats.
But I know Bart's from Kazakhstan.A lot of my wife jokes from

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tour guide. So off to Toronto. Good god pizza place. Yeah,
pizza. I think it was calledStoppacho eight. Look it up. My
Oh, is that the place withthe delicious Chicago style? No, they
didn't have Chicago style. Did youget the the stuffed pretzel crust, cheesy
bread dipping sauce. Yeah, youget the triple dipper there, No,

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with the cheesy bread. It's calledI'm sorry Storico eight, Mike, Oh,
no, Storico is a famous Napoliplace. I think I don't want
to it's not a chain. Butthere's a bunch of them there are there
a bunch Yeah, I'm pretty sureStorica. Well this is a I know
what you just said, Storico eight. Storico eight, Yeah, so that

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maybe more. I don't know.Anyways, storic. Okay, best pizza
I ever had, really in yourlife? What's the life? What style
is it in? Is it likethe style today? Yeah? It's that
they brought this one out like aDetroit style, and in terms of the

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shape, it brought up like asquare. But then they cut it.
Okay, I got Margarita pizza,cut it, sliced it all their voids,
and then stacked it like a pyramid. The slices a pyramid. I
hope Christina's not listening to this.It was there in their meeting. Ridiculous.

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Yeah, dude, the perfect textureon the bread, of course,
but you know, like when wetake a big bite of pizza, you
don't want the sauce to goo downonto your shirt. But a little bit
of goo, I'm just exquisite,and it's gonna make it. I fear
I won't like pizza anymore. Didyou just keep eating it? Neatness?
Couldn't stop. I could not stop. That's so cool. They went to

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Serranto that was in Sorrento, andthen we went to Positano, in a
Malfi city. On the on theboat we had we had like a big
eight hour like on a boat.Beautiful so you stayed in Sorrento and you
went around the corner to did youdock there? We docked it a Malfi
city and Positano. That was thewine tour. Did you drink? It

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was okay? They actually had foodon the wine tour, which is better
than the wine in my opinion.But did you get in the water?
I didn't. It was so cold. It was so cold for me too,
and the guy recommended that I didn't. Yeah, and then he saw
a gigantic cannonball splash he did itas the flying American struck goodness, did

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you do a cannonball? He wentfull Mark spitch. I didn't do a
cannibal, but I definitely jumped in. Yeah, And it was cold,
breezing, but you regulated pretty quick. I jumped in twice. It was
It was just cleansing and magical,but whatever, it was cold as hell.
How gorgeous is that? I mean, you've seen that those pictures of
Positano your whole life, but howamazing, right, you can't even describe

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it. It's just that hill withall the colored villas and bills. Did
Positano Phil pop his head out ofthe hole and predict the weather for it's
gonna be it's gonna be chilly,and what a rough one way home?
Don't go Canon. I mean afterthat boat tour there, I felt like
every other golfer at the SPS whenthey were going up against tiger woods.

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Well, I didn't know where amI getting my ass kicks close? The
water? The water was rough.You get sick, No, I didn't
get sick. I actually took bena drill before, because that's what you're
told to do. But I don'tthink I would have gotten sick of motion.
Sickness didn't really bother me. Nowgetting sleepy on a boat that's down

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the bottle of ben a drill that, of course that's going to make a
bottle. It took a pill,but then you have in the wine and
you stop and smelting. Looking atthe island of Capri. We didn't go
there, that's right, But nexttime there is the next time. I

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think we need to save Rome fortomorrow. Rome was not great, very
long though, was a huge city. I mean there obviously it was too
much crap there, too much crapin Rome, sa n So you did
Rome in a day? That didRoman? One day? Did the fountain
went to the Vatican. Okay,then yeah, did you say you saw

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the system chapel? That part lookslike No, it was full. You
remember that part? Would you?I didn't go in. I just saw
the square. You didn't go insidethe Vatican? Yeah, the line was
too long. Okay, that's fair. It's it's a big commitment. It's
a man. Wait. I triedto go. We did Rome in a

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day. When I was there,we went late and it was already closed.
Oh no. Now the toilet codesituation is interesting. I had to
pee roll bad and then I thoughtI saw this and it's a weird thing
to do. But I saw McDonald'sand I said, screw it. I
didn't go peeing that McDonald's. Yougo in and you go. And I

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tried to go to the bathroom,but they got it blocked off. You
have to enter your toilet code.It's on the receipt because you can't use
these potties. Huge bought something,You got some Nuggies? Yeah, I
just got a bottle of water andboom boom mhm. But kios Quarter,
Yeah, they just give you theticket. He's type in the bathroom code.

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It's interesting. Maybe they're saving theplanet, but maybe they're not.
They didn't hand you find a keyattached to a steering wheel. And yesterday
morning, drag we woke up atlike six am yesterday morning to go walk
down because we were real close toit. Walk down to the Trevi fountain
and see that. Yeah, okay, that's the last thing you do.

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Is cool to go. Did youfeel an enhanced sense of romanza? Yeah?
Tell us? Is that romance?Tell us of Romanza? I don't
think she did talkbacks? Did youmeet Italian? Did you meet Italian spider

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Man? We're not gonna have timefor your talkbacks today. You have time
for some more ridiculous questions for meand your friend over here to the Italian
spider Man. Yeah, did youmeet Italian spider Man? Spider? What
about stone cold Eta? I didn'tsee stone cold Et. Hey, guys,
the year is two thousand and three. J J. Creak me it
please two three. This is label. It's difficulty hard good. That is

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sounds like Oasis and has three thoughmm is that too late for them?
That's probably not. That's more earlymidnight. That's a bass. I'm going

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to be heavy drums. We've hadsome strings, guys, rings. That's
an electric guitar. So Lincoln Parkis it sounds a kicker park to me?

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Marons no idea. I am Essencealive. I'm all alone and went

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to room. There's a part onthat song where the guy comes in.
Me and Christina used to laugh atthis. This guy comes in I don't
know where, like she's singing itand the guy goes is it freaking out?
Begers just sort of laughing, likewhy did that guy? Don't ever
date a girl whose whose favorite bandis Evan Essence? Yeah, especially one
that fancies herself as a musician andwants to perform the songs for you.

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Oh no, Daniel, Thankfully thatnever happened to me about a friend.
Someone said, Lolk that big soccergame was the Italian equivalent of their Super
Bowl, and it just happened tobe between the two Milan teams in their
shared stadium. Wow, you wereat the You could have gone to the
greatest is it inter Milan? Isthat gotta be? You mean? And

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then Milan and that's what la liga? No siri A? Yeah? And
you were there. I was there. You could have gone to that instead
of Dave, instead of going toMcDonald's every day, right time it wants
to pee. Although it was interesting, I would like to see what's on
the Miniana differc Donalds. When Iwas there, Yeah, twenty one days

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and I was so sick of Italianfood. Give me a burger. I
got the bologna and just got afreaking QP. It tastes a different but
it was fine. So I meanwhat you expected. Magical, Oh,
better than you, experfect Less stressfulthan you, way more. I mean
stressful because we moved on the movea lot. Yeah, we moved.
We were squeezing. Like next timeI would go and we'd chill out a

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couple of places. Yes, that, no doubt. I love doing the
vacation that way, where you justkind of blend in with the neighborhood and
stay there for four nights, getinto a little routine. It's awesome you
blend in. Were you wearing aRangers cap? No? I have a
Rolltown hat on. Okay, thatmight have helped. Did you buy any
clothes? Yeah? Did you buyany Italian shoes? Do you bring us

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any soupies except for that lava rock? If we don't want to, I
was gonna get you guys something,but I really was running out of room.
I had to get my nieces somestuff, So yeah, I ran
out of room. I'm gonna dohow much Nieces. You see, He's
like, well, once every threemonths. We're here every day, every
day, including tomorrow at six o'clock, six to ten. The downbeat right
here, the freak dude, proudof you. We're supposed to share a

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lava rock. I'll bring it tomorrowand you'll see Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday,
we'll figure out, you know what