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This. It's a downbeat on ninetyseven to one, The Freak thirty minutes,
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an angry Danny Bayliss. What madehim that way? He's usually pretty
chill, dude. Yeah, I'venever seen this. I can't wait to
hear that's what happened to you.Dangu dang you. I got all my
mocks changing by the second. No, my mocks, my mock models.
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I need to throw out into showtop thirty two. Oh easy, you
only want to go one around?Yeah? One around? Yeah? So
who gets the most first round selections? Yes, loser asks to chop their
own d off. Yeah, yougetta go full kin mode. We have
Kevin him back. We went tobreak. He goes, man, I
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don't know how to do this.I don't got it to do this.
I'm out and Dan, You're like, dude, that happens us every weekend,
come Monday, we're unsure of ourability to do this. And then
come ratings, we're confirmed, youknow when lose a lot of them.
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But I think we get the firstpick of the draft. All right,
no, no, no, noaddition, we don't get the first round
pick. Next year, We'll takeGordon. We'll see what his noncompete.
Looks like I have no idea.I need to enjoy listening to you guys
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on the plane yesterday. It's fun. Is it weird? It's it's weird,
and I do struggle with Nanny's saidthis to me before he goes.
I bet you're the type of strugglesunplugging, and he's right, I do.
But it was it was weird.But it's like, good, Oh,
I'm just sitting there listening to it. It's fun to hear your bros
tart, but so if I listen, it's a freak. The whole ride
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home, just hanging out. It'sgonna be weird that you're listening to number
one. It's always weird listening tothe show that you're supposed to be on
and you're sick or whatever. Buton a plane over a massive body of
water and a you know, justa setting that you're is completely not the
norm, It's gonna be pretty interesting. Dude, we did Do you think
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Norm did the name game? Whathis house? Yes? Just for Mary?
Yeah? No, I don't.I was thinking like we should.
He may have tried to start thename game, but it ended quickly because
of Mary kool Aid McKinstry took asip of kool aid. Mcintry Cornerback.
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He put a lot of work intothat. Thirsty there really their drink and
thirteen thirsty for a cornerback, Thirstyfor cornerback. Help. Did you ever
contribute to the name game ideas?Actually, I would say no, I
definitely help compile. No. Youknow, it's the draft, so he's
all worked up and he's got hisuh, who's his book by our lads,
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Dan Shanka, our lads, Ourgeneration is the Beast by Dane Brugler.
It's the same thing. So hewould have all the names. And
I actually found the name game fairlyimpressive, you know, I had to.
And there's a formula to it.You know, there's just there's three
blacks, two whites, and andeleven brown like you know, that's always
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the colors thing is always in there. There's always like the regal aspect.
There's a king, you know whatever, Patrick, queen and prince. Yeah.
Yeah, like there's a few thingshe builds around and then he goes
linebacker from Louisanna State and yeah,exactly, he knows how hit those punch
lines. Yeah, and there's alwayssomething but don't draft Jonathan Turd. You
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don't want to draft a turd JonathanTurd Nickney State, And with the twenty
fourth pick in the NFL Draft,the Dallas Cowboys take week safety Jonathan Turd.
He's a week safety. He's aweek safety. Jonathan Turd, not
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upside. He is recovering from atorn acl and I'll not play in the
upcoming season. Oh my god.Always always a hurt guy. Yeah,
a hurt guy with the last namedTurd bank on it. See that tonight
they'll probably draft a hurt guy inthe second round. That's what they do.
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This is what they do. Let'sdo this. It's gonna be the
most important thing in the world somewhatunless you guys gonna talk about these Caza
protests. I don't know, it'slike really up to you. Did you
see a protests? Not only looklittle sleepy, it's time right now about
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the most. They're still trying tokeep a little profile. After joining up
with the Axis powers in the fortiesover the Bussolini cit you play low for
about one hundred years and then cruelty. Did you get a bit of a
reset on importance of things? Youknow? And just it does give you
a visual of how big the worldis, how they are just right there,
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right now, the same place asyou went. They're there today doing
it without the slightest care about whateverwe're yelling about today. Every time I
go anywhere that's not here, Iget that reset, but especially there of
never being to Europe before. Whoayeah, mind blowing and another reminder how
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small we are. And we getso caught up in every little thing about
our lives being the most important thing. And it turns out no, right,
as I've said, and again,and I get made fun of,
and it's like again, it's likea thing, and I'm okay with it.
I like, I like one ofthe most wonderful things that I've ever
said. And a lot of peopledon't have the nuts to preface what they're
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about to say with that, Yeah, keep going, and I don't have
the drop in front of me.And Christina plays it sometimes at the end
of the Bend and Skin Show.But you wake up, you go to
work, go to bed, doit again, and then die. And
that's what it is. And thenwhat you make of your vacation days is
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really up to you. That's allit counts. And I can't wait for
this day to just keep going.That's my favorite. Who loves what it
gets going. I'm an optimist.Draft stuff later at eight though, Okay,
that's gonna be fun. And meand jeffer at Buffalo Wild Wings and
Grapevine tonight six pm. We getstarted. Come out and see us,
Me and Jeff do in the draftfor ten years. I love doing the
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draft with Jeff for so long.It's fun. I think it's gonna be
chaotic. Tonight we'll take you upto the Cowboys pick and maybe longer.
Yeah, let's see Rock and RollHall of Fame did announce their inductions.
Okay. Now, back on Februarythirteenth, we did a draft of the
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nominees. Each of us were goingto select five. I'm gonna go ahead
and get on Amazon and start searchingsize twelve women's large panties, large panties.
I just know it. Boy,check your panties. I'm going to
jj I Took. We'll start withMike here. Mike Took, Ozzy Share,
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the Dave Matthews Band didn't know theywere up, Jane's Addiction, and
Foreigner Murderer's Row. I say Dannyin the draft took Mariah Carey and this
is the order they were selected,Snead O'Connor, a tribe called quest.
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You're looking at panties, Yeah,look shot at old Peter Frampton. Yes,
do you like me? AI?I took Lenny Kravitz panties, Mary
J. Blige Oasis, Cool inthe Gang, and Eric B and rock
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him. Mm hmmm, all right, I'll see who got it. I
don't need the pack of five,you need one panty. They one day
you have to do this, Yeah, just one day, they put in.
I guess, I guess that's whatyou need to do. That's what
I'm trying to get, because look, if you were tiny, like assuming
Danny lose, that's what I need. Dude, big panting. If we
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tie, can I just wear thosewith you? Yeah? Yeah, that's
fine. It's not like it's kindof like a hospice situation around the station
anyways. It's not like there's himone like clamoring to see us. We're
tucked away in the back corner.And but if Danny were struts out there
with sexy lace pants, it willbe the first time anyone acknowledges us in
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a long time. It would bethe sitcom swoon. Yeah, you need
to wear those because you won't getin trouble for those. Now, for
some reason, we did not votefor Jimmy Buffett. But maybe he got
in just because he died. Maybethey just said put him in the band
m C five who we didn't.Dion Warwick got in, all right,
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my friend Deon Warwick. So anypoints awarded? Yet those are all those
are all musical influence awards right there? Okay, now here are the performer.
Just think at it. A tribecalled lady and gentleman Danny bayliss one.
Okay, remove one of these pantiesfrom the cart. Ozzie Osbourne is
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in Mike Siroy. Now Ozzie gotsome headlines because he put out a little
post. Or I assume his wifedid, or handler his Rebecca Sharon?
Or what's the kids Sharon and JackCarol? What's the daughter top? What
is her name? Come on,she's been on TV. Good job,
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thank you tweet for you give himpoints for guessing, Kelly, he did
tweet my my solo career was waymore important than my band career. I
took a shot at black Sabbage forno reason and is so thankful to be
there post Let's see here. Alsoin Cool in the Gang, Kevin so
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Kevin, Oh my god, we'redeadlocked again. Cool the Mad That's amazing.
Boy. I kind of like itbecause all we know is jungle boogie
and Hollywood swing in and all that. But like they're pretty badass. Of
course they're bad ass. I loveit. I'm gonna go listen to some
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Cool in the Gang after the show. Peter Frampton is in uh Danny two
points. They put Peter Frampton inthe cut because of that one record where
he's all sweaty on the front thatall my pot smoking cousins had. Did
you love that back in the day, No, everyone rushed to get comes
Alive. No, I just knewit existed in everybody's record collection that was
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five years older than me. Iwas kind of wondering, how when you
read the bio on them that theyput out passionate songwriter. Well, aren't
we all? If anyone writes asong, they're probably passionate about it,
right, unless you're you know,like beans or a potatoes song. That's
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a passionate songwriter. Beans, exceptionalguitarist, Okay, cultural Touchstowe, Huh,
his name's Peter, What does thatmean? Peter. Frampton is one
of the few musicians who can evokean image of rock and roll stardom with
three simple words. Frampton Comes Alive. That's it. That's the only reason
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he got in because of a livealbum. Yep, that's unbelievable to me.
Everyone has released a live album.Yeah, but nothing compares to that
thing. Why. I don't know. I don't know if I've ever heard
it? So was it dominated cultureduring that does that two year period?
He sings right, it's not instrumental, it's his tunes, and he sings
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and plays guitar and does the whitewow wow, wow Wow. He's got
a great name. Frampton Comes Alivemay have Cory Beat the solid name iconic
album. It's better than Frampton ComesDead. Yeah, that's true, Kevin.
He also did songs like show Methe Way I Want that baby,
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Oh Baby, I love your waybaby. I Well, good job,
Peter, Foreigner, Mike me yep, come on, man, wherery the
cable guys saw it Vegas at thebuffet? Oh my god. We should
have that ready right now. Ithink I can find it pretty quickly.
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I think also, I don't havethe court in front of me, and
it just really it doesn't matter.So two for Mike, two for Danny,
one for me. I'm in troubleto lose a bed again. I
got it. I got it.Give me the core plase, who's got
the cor Yeah, I got it, I have it. You mentioned foreigner,
you get Larry the cable guy onth lessening the foreigner at the buffet
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us being confused and giving him thebenskin laugh even though the truth is a
terrible cell phone connection. I thinkthat played a large part of it.
By the way, guys, Ilove Top five things, the family few,
Top five things Kevio will miss beingGod. That's good, with the
actual game being one of them,was very good. Okay, I think
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I think I have it here,Tell me I have it? Did nineteen
eighty seven to have seven throw ticketsforeigner And here I was in Vegas two
weeks ago in line with buffet.Mm hmm, that's crazy. Yeah,
no, yeah, buffet with foursitting here talking, it's insane. It's
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insane. It's crazy. Is thewe're all trying to move out? Wait
that's unedited. Yes, the onlywhat did you say crazy? Or what
you know? Look, I thinkI gave you the appropriate response at first,
which was just but then you said, and then there was so much
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silence, Yes, I gotta dothat's crazy. I think you said,
yeah, foreigner like you, wecouldn't believe it. We were I mean,
I thought he was at the buffetwith foreigner and that's the story.
But it turns out he was doinga joke about foreigners liking the buffet.
Oh wait, I I'm just gettingthat now. Really, yes, are
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we sure? Yes, that's whatI think you were saying. I don't
know to have seven thro tickets foreigner. And here I was in Vegas two
weeks ago, in line with buffet. Mm hmm, that's crazy. Yeah,
no, yeah, buffetting here talking. No, he wasn't trying to
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joked that only four Vegas buffet.He just larry me trying to start the
motorcycle. Get that thing back onthe road. I hate to do it.
We do it too much. Doit again? No one talk over
it because you doing it first,that's crazy me, I don't know what.
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And then insane and then you that'sinsane. It's insane. You're ready
to foreigner at the buffet. It'scrazy to have seven throw tickets foreigner and
here I was in Vegas two weeksago in line with Buffet. Mm hmm
that's crazy. Yeah no, yeah, buffet with four sitting here talking,
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it's insane. Yeah, hey,Larry, any that is I love it
line Buffet. I hated it,then I hated with Buffet. What does
that have to do with? Yeah, foreigner the foreigner at the right and
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skin sho in line with okay,mm hmm that's crazy, my god.
Yeah no, yeah, talking isinsane. This is same. What did
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Mike really want? Hey, Larry, I'm scrolling down my list that they
sent us. So car you grewup in uh when the classic gonna be?
Okay? So of course two Mike, two for any one for me.
Guys who would have thought, Oh, I did a little band from
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Virginia. A little band from Virginia, the Dave Matthews fan. This is
a weird day for Kevin even ifhe loses this game, and that's true,
wonderful painted what do you have todo? He's got to start an
only fans accountants. It's hard todescribe, but like the Dave Matthews band
to me might be like a sportsteam. Cash has the same thing with
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fish and you might a little bit. You know, it's like a sports
team. I follow them. Isee what they play each night. You
know, there's a statistical thing aboutit. Just say it. You're in
the fantasy league. Oh dude,Oh yeah, I am in the fantasy
league too. That's a whole separateI wasn't eve gonna go there at the
first of the summer tour. I'min a survivor league where you pick a
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song and if they play it,then you're out, Like you want to
pick us on They're not gonna playso like it's it's very it's fun for
who for me? But that's thewhole thing is a lot of people don't
have the luxury of experiencing a bandor a musical artist like a sports team.
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They don't have that. Like ifyou have that, you would know
and like, so yes, Iwas very happy that they got in compress
thing. I don't even care aboutreally too much a day for you.
It's gonna be huge, you know, it's gonna be so big. In
fact, I will be there.In fact, I think I'm doing the
speech. Sare got in. Ohreally, Peter my cast four and he
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is safe. No drawing on theback of his bald head. I have
to draw a face on the backof my head. We're all chair wear
all my clothes backwards and walk aroundand reverse like I'm wearing flippers getting on
an airplane. So it's four forMike, two for Danny, one for
Kevin, and we have the finalinductee, Mary J. Blige Kevin.
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We've got a tie for Kevin andDaniel. That's it. You get a
panty up, bro, Let's doa rock and roll tiebreaker. Oh no,
what's that mean. Whoever's been inmore bands is fine? Who's ever
been in less bands has to payit off, damn it and then like
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four but or we could just cancelit out. Nobody has to do anything
like that. I've been thinking,I really like that idea. This wacky
stuff you know we're doing every morning. It ain't helping, honest, you
know what if that's really what youwant to do, Yeah it is.
I don't have a problem with that. And guess what, no one will
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care. Yeah I don't really cares. No, it turns out it's just
a pain in our balls. Yeah, it's not like anyone's I don't know
why we keep doing well by day. Seriously, by hour two, you're
not even gonna see the panties.I mean, I'm underneath this table for
four hours. I get up onceto go urinate and grab a water.
Nobody's here ever, No, Yeah, I'm taking them off the second I'll
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leave the building. It's not likeyou're gonna wear them a home, even
more like you have to wear themall day to the grocery store. Sure,
yeah, that's gonna happen. No, it's so morbid around here.
Like the construction workers are they quittheir project. Yeah, we got we
got word that they're redoing the thirdfloor, our entire office area. I
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heard yesterday someone said, yeah,they're supposed to be finished by mid May.
We were told two weeks in thebeginning with what what element of this
referb is going to be done bymid May? We were told to pack
our crap two months ago. Haveyou noticed that it spread to the lobby
area. They've uprooted the entire floor. That's a lot different deal. That's
the milking and there's gonna they're goingto do good, good stuff. We're
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going to get a place that serveshot meal. Yeah, we're going to
get some type of a deli,what the river Stone Cafe, a diner
of hot meal, that'd be goodabout. Instead of wearing panties regular you
have to wear them on your heads. Fine, I'd rather wear them on
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my head than on my crach thecratchel area. And then we get turned
in for committing an HR violation.So if he loses the tithe, he
has certain only fans. There's somevalue in that, right, Not really,
not really anymore, they're gonna banit. It's like TikTok. I
don't know. I'm fine with youguys just punting it. I don't care.
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This guy doesn't care. He doesn'tas long as he's excluded from the
SNL phone case. Bet, justremember my trade off, remember my leniency.
Next time, you know I aska favorite of you, I will
ask for a favor of you inthe future. Well, that's gonna be
held against us. You will oweme a favor. We'll just walt me
in your pocket. I don't know. Maybe I will do the panties.
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Look at those things are beautiful.I'll rock those panties. Beautiful. Those
are sexier than you think. Dome to order a pair? Yeah,
or two pairs I'll get the threepack in case one of them gets soiled,
yeah, or Mike's phone left outand wants to join the club.
You know what, I'll wear pantieswith you guys one day. One day,
we all wear panties, all right, why not? All right?
Size twelve. I think that'll probablyyou know, there'll be a loose fitting.
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I think I some texter just wrotepanties. That is a funny word,
you know, like that's a votefor panties, having to do the
panties. Check your panties, allright, I'll order some panties, all
right? Good? Coming up nextthough, Speaking of panties solved, someone's
panties were a bit ruffled Nicks ina twist, Oh what angered Danny so
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much? And an update on oneof our local playoff teams next to ninety
seven one, Hey Larry,