Sports at 7/Danny's Blowout

A disappointing start to the postseason for this local team, plus Danny had a tire blowout, and it led to him having to turn into a bit of a Karen 

Episode Transcript

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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninetyseven to one The Freak. All right,
Chapter seven, am at the downBeat on ninety seven to one The
Freak. His fun name is MikeSiroy, Fanny Baylis, Kevin Turner is

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back in business. JJ Jackson ishere with us. Good to have you
back, keV, good to beback. Welcome back. All those also
good to leave. Yeah, butit was also good to be back.
So it's an NFL Draft day today. We're going to do that in the
NFL Draft binands at eight o'clock.Uh huh. It'll be a mixture good

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info and fun news and notes,and I'll tell you who I got.
Okay, my latest mock, myCowboys biggest changed twice in the last one
hour. This thing is live.You've been grinding the mocks and is it
going to be a shocker? Don'tmiss eight o'clock. Maybe a name that

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no one is even considered cowboys.Don't try to Don't let him fool you
with what he's grinding on over there, because I guarantee you turn his computer
screen around. It's probably a Googleimage search for the AT and T commercial
lady looking for Lily. Yeah,image search her. Oh, she's we

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all know Milana van Trube. Yes, Alana veng Trube. You probably had
her on I have have you reallyone of the Yeah, well I don't
have it. She's my hard drivesat home. But that's another one of
the skin handle that. Yeah,it's another. Yes. He asked her

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why she had a bad name orsomething. She did not like it.
It was bad, dude. Yeah, I've got a good collection of skin.
Just stumbling with hot people. Really, yeah? Is it always busties?
Uh? In that case? Yes, I mean, man, he's
I don't know why that when thathappened so much that interview was while was

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over the phone. She's come fromthe world of comedy before. She was
at and T Girl and we're promotingsomething for or whatever. Yeah, he
asked her. He said her namewrong, and he was like, oh,
well you say it that way,and she was like, I don't
know. It was very I gottafind it. It's my heart. Go

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home and get your hard rub.Okay, I'll be back. He left
it in Italy. Come back inten days. Me and Daniel callin sick
the whole time. It'll be sickdays and pugs. That's what happens when
Kevin leaves for any amount of time. Yah, see you boys, all
right, well, do not missthe NFL Draft in NaNs at eight o'clock.

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Didn't go his morning news at eightthirty. And then, honestly,
we're gonna get We're putting him onthe grill. We're grilling Kevin because Kevio
returned to his native land. Keviodoes Italy. That's nine o'clock. He's
gonna tell us everything. I'm araw sausage. Put me on the grill.
Mm hmm. Yeah, Okay,before you do, uh, you

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know, let's not do sports andtotality here. Let's do like three minutes
though, real quick, could youguys watch the Stars last night? I
went to bed because I was ona big jet lag. I need to
catch up, you know, andget to where I'm at. So I
went to bed at eight o'clock.The sun was up when I went to
bed. Really, no, that'sgood for you. Yeah. I watched
the first period. Plus yeah Isaw the Icle to Marchaso goal. That

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beautiful tied. Yeah, that tiedthings. And this is very unrelated,
but on the flight my flight fromVegas to here, there was a dou
shirt, just decked out in GoldenNights stuff like kind of talking smack to
everyone, and we're all like hungoverand just dying coming back from Vegas.
But I don't know if you thoughtwe were all we all had stars like

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he had Golden Knight's fever. Yeah, they don't have any other pro teams
there. I guess, well theyhave the Raiders, And I'm like,
all right, just stop yelling.It's fine, that's good luck. You've
had hockey in Nevada for like twoyears. But anyway, he was flying
here for that. So on thebrink of one of a terrible playoff collapse
here it sounds really a playoff collapse. It's just a terrible performance. O

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two as the one seed, whatare we doing? Stars? No,
don't you worry about this the leastin the sport of hockey though, Oh
two at home sucks no matter what. Yes, yeah, yeah, maybe
yeah less than even baseball, rightm h, as far as you can
go back and win a couple ofno sweat in Vegas. But yeah,

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still worried. And it's I justkeep hearing that the Golden Knights aren't really
even an eight seed, like they'reway better because there's some loophole. Yeah,
okay with their roster construction because theylost somebody, that's all that.
The mark Stone thing, Yeah exactly, so then they didn't have to like
count him on their caps, sothey added someone else and then they add
mark Stone back. That's weird.Yeah, something's strange going on, but

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I think they're really good. Well. Game three's this weekend and Game three
of the MAVs. Yeah, Idon't know what it is. I don't
even know what day it is,to be honest, you're doing good.
Things are weird for me. Ohyeah, because the Mavericks play Friday.
They're not going to put the starsin the MAVs on Friday. I think
they'll give them a couple of daysoff, right, Saturday Saturday night guys.

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Do you guys like delicious? Latenight starts on Saturday? If I
don't have to get up the nextmorning. I love a West Coast game.
Yeah, they're best served on Fridaysand Saturday. Indeed, we get
to come in here on Monday andtalk about what two MAVs games. Yeah,
I'm going Friday. Are you really? And I'm really pumped you should
be. Yeah, very sad outstanding. That's gonna be so fun. The

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who hooked you up? Brother?Seven o'clock? Nice? Yeah, seats
are sweets seats, Okay, goodones or dookie ones. Yeah, he
gets he has season tickets se Yeah, Sam once, we always get nice,
nice seats. He was at theStars game last night, and I'm
sweet with I don't want to sayit on air because I don't know if
we go in trouble, but withsome sports dignitaries of DFW, I'm like,

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what are you doing in there?Why? What would you possibly say
to them? That's interesting? Ihope it was more interesting than what he
offered yesterday when he was with usfor that hour. Oh yeah, that's
a big mistake that segment. He'sa nasty bitch awesome and he's a nasty

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bitch fired up live. So becausewe normally do sports at seven, we
will do some NFL Draft at eight, the NFL Draft Bonanza. Come see
me and Jeff tonight at the BuffaloWild Wings in Grapevine. We would love
to see. We're gonna start sixpm right for the speakeasy Me and Kavanaugh
do in the NFL Draft Live.You're gonna be on the radio on the

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radio. It's great guys, justhanging out at a table, just talking
about the draft. You know,it's what it's gonna feel like. You
know, it's basically mimicking that.I love it. Caller five right now,
when's a pair of tickets to seeBritt Floyd at the Will Rogers Auditorium.
That's May twenty ninth. You wantto see Floyd Knight. What's your
confidence in that? Actually? Fivepeople will call in to get those tickets?

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Yeah, I recommend caller number one, number one, caller number one,
So does JJ. You know whatcaller one there, you go back
in the day when you probably didthis trick to the producer trick when they
do the all right, we'll takethe twelfth caller pick up the phone.

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Sorry, your caller number two.Hello, your caller number twelve. You're
the winner. It's like, wellthat was fast, Like, yeah,
we get a lot of calls,man, it's off the hook. I
zip through them quick. JJ doesnot do that, though, she goes
by the book. Yeah, weget a lot of callers. I don't
have to he in that case,how about caller one and two? Only

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pugs and then gave away the ticketson call her forty a three pack of
brit Floyd tickets see Britt Floyd forRoger Iorio five nine. We turn our
attention Amazing to Ding forty. Fine. Okay, come on your phone,

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your car. I'm sorry you're callingnumber twenty three Danny Amazing, call again.
What happened? I got a notification. I'm on vacation. I don't
turn all my NOTEF notifications off ofmy phone. I get a notification that
you did the Dumb Zone live streamat Animal Draft House Cinema. How was

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that whole deal? That was superfun? Our old buddies from the ticket,
Jake and Dan, who were onthe hang zone over there and they
left the ticket. How long hasit been since they Has it been over
a year? I don't know,because when we were talking norm earlier,
I'm like, wow, is thisthe first draft without Norman? I don't
know the second one. Anyway,they've been gone for a while and they

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started their own podcast called The DumbZone, and they did a live stream
remote at the Alamo Draft House inLas Colinas. It was really cool.
They had they set up on thestage they were doing a screening. They
did Pineapple Express so they did abouttwo hours of live streaming their show before

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the film. They sold it out. It was really cool. I came
up and get and guested with themfor about an hour. I guess Jasmine
was there because she's in their newpromotional video. Yeah she plays a whore.
Yeah, yep. We talked atlength about that and what that all

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that entailed. She made the dresslook better than Blake. Yes, indeed,
no doubt. And if you guysremember Kevin, you missed out on
the big weather event over the weekend. I believe it was called s Butt
City two point zero officially did nameit that finally as but City got it
Shine where this area got record rainfallfor a twenty four hour period. It

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rained ass and I'm not kidding.It was non stop for what seemed like
about eighteen hours. I woke upand it was pouring, and I think
it stopped raining that night, maybearound nine eight or nine o'clock. But
I had to drive to Los Calenusin that and back, and on the

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way back, I am on thirtyyou know, one fourteen or I'm sorry
one fourteen, and you kind offilter floot or filter into thirty five and
I run over a GD Dallas legendarypothole, and I just felt like that
wasn't good. That was a loudone. Yeah, hear it pop a

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little bit, and I felt likemy car was taking on more like anytime
I would run over a small bumpin the road or a piece of gravel
or something like that. It feltlike, oh, this is the It
wasn't absorbing the shock like it normallywould something. I think I've got a
flat. So in typical fashion,you kind of let go of the wheel

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to see if the car starts pulling. I never heard any never felt that
the car handled just fine. Everythingwas cool. I rolled down the passenger
side because it was the passenger front, rolled down the passenger side window.
I don't hear anything out of theordinary. The only thing that I could
tell that was different was the shockabsorption was not what it should be,

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So I knew something was different.So I was able to drive from if
this happened close to downtown Dallas,I was able to drive from downtown Dallas
to far East Dallas and it justremained the same. Pull into my garage
and I get out and I lookand the thing is dead flat And it
had been. The thing is isI've got these tires on this Volkswagon that

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I've never had before, and everybody'sgonna think I'm an idiot for not having
experienced this. Run flats. They'recalled run flat tires. I know it's
not anything new. I've just neverhad a car that has it met them.
And what apparently what happens is thesetires are constructed that if you get
a flat, you can drive onthat flat at a reasonable speed for up

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to fifty more miles and it doesn'tdestroy your wheel and it doesn't shred the
tire like a typical tire. Wood. Yeah, this is incredible creation.
And this is on Saturday night.You know, I don't have to get
up the next day. I'm thinkingI'm going to go out and have some
fun. I spend you know,the next twenty minutes popping the donut on

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in the garage and I've never usedthe jack before, and it's stored in
a weird place, and you gotto take all this crap out anyway.
I get the bust the flat,no problem, you know, put the
doughnut on, throw the regular sizewent in and of course what I I
gotta get another tire. And thething was, is this car is about
three years old. Now, thatparticular tire had been slow leaking forever and

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I couldn't find out where it wasfrom, so about every week I'd have
to put air in it. SoI'm like, I'm just gonna get a
new set. You know, thesetires are kind of old, They're not
fully worn out, but I cantell that it doesn't drive like it should.
I'm gonna get a new tire.So I get on to one of
the popular tire company websites and Ibooked the appointment for nine o'clock the next

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morning, meaning today, and yes, I gotta knock all this stuff out
so I don't get to sleep inlike I want to do. Anyway,
I go to the tire shop andI need to pick up because I'm watching
Malcolm for a few hours of hismom can go run some errands in the
afternoon before the MAVs game. SoI'm like, yeah, no problem.
So I get in there at nineo'clock on the dot. The guy gets

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me in and I say, okay, so can you tell me how long
this is gonna take before we agreeto this, because if this is gonna
I got to be somewhere in EastDallas at eleven, no exceptions, and
he says, dude, I'll haveyou out of here no later than ten
perfect. I'm fifteen minutes from myhouse. I'm in mesquite no problem.

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So I go in the waiting roomand the guy that tells me this find
out he's the guy that's actually workingon changing all the tires. Guess what
else he has to do. Hehas to wait on customers when they come
in the store. So in themiddle of his job of changing all the
tires on my car, anytime hehears the bell ring, he's got to

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go in and get somebody in thesystem and take five ten minutes to do
that, and then he'll kind ofwalk back out there. So at one
point I'm looking at the clock.It's ten fifteen. All four of my
tires are just sitting detached from thecar with you know, rotors exposed and

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break calipers exposed, and I'm like, what in the hell is going on?
So I walk into the lobby.The dude's waiting on a customer.
Yes there is, I repeat thatven number, and I walk up and
I stand right by the counter andI wait, politely, wait for him
to finish with his customer. Andhe takes the little order sheet and puts

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it in the folder and he goes, yeah, can I help you?
And I go absolutely. I go, you told me that my car would
be done at ten o'clock and it'sten fifteen right now, and I still
have to be somewhere at eleven,like we talked about earlier. I go,
how much longer? Honestly, isthis going to take? And he

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goes, oh, man, I'mso sorry. I'm so sorry. We'll
get to it right away. Meanwhile, he goes out into the garage area
in the bays, He makes aCordon blue firm and rallies the three other
dudes. Yeah, pretty much.He's he's got his Panini press to make
the Monte Cristo like it perfect.Meanwhile, he goes out there to rally

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the three other dudes that are supposedto be working on other tasks, but
know what they're doing is they're outthere crushing vapes listening to the worst Mexican
hip hop I've ever heard in mylife. Gets them rallied around and says,
hey, make this the priority.So they all go mad. They're
all mad, and they're kind ofdoom. And there they get the car

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done and they pull it around andI tell the one guy that was doing
the main amount of work and Igo, hey, thanks for rushing that
through, and he just kind oflooks at him. He's like, Eh,
okay, but you did. Youwhipped him into a frenzy, right,
my mild careing them? Okay,that's okay. It worked. Yeah,
it did work. Did you getback on Yeah? It was pert
perfect in time. Yeah, noproblem. I picked up the baby when

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I needed to and everything was fine. But Jesus Christ, don't write a
check that your ass can't catch cash. Yeah yeah, I mean, this
place sucks so bad. I'm notgoing to give out its name, but
I don't leave Google reviews. ButI'm so inclined give out half its name.
It's not really a name, it'smore of an acronym. Do you

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think they'll want to do some businesshere? It's a freak, though.
They can find a different spokesperson ifthey want that, because I honestly can't
endorse this company. Oh dude.And I talked to a couple other people
and they said, where'd you go? And I went to this one and
go, oh, dude, youdid that. That's why you gotta go.
Always go to the other one.You're out of there so quick,
and they're friendly and they're pro.That other one doesn't give a rat's ass

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about anybody. You should have gotthrow industries Forever Tires. Yeah, tell
me about this pop They don't shredand then we do it. They do
have power tread. That's cool.And if they do explode, they just
disappear, and then the donut isalready there. Have you developed this technology?
Yeah? Yeah, yes, huh, yeah, that's cool. Can

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you imagine the donut being on theinside of the tire? Oh I can't.
What's the name of a snake sheddingits skin? Yeah, exactly,
it's already there. Maybe you couldcall it the snake tire. They have
power tread. What's the name ofthe new technology industries Forever tires, Yeah,
with power tread with Yeah, youjust came up because the tread never
goes anywhere either. You can drivehim for a million miles. Now he's

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had it for one because he saidyou should have gotten it. I should
have done. Okay, well you'llonly buy him once. Well, thankfully
I didn't guarantee. Thanks. Idid not have to thank God for the
run flats. Seriously, dude,if I if that would have been a
normal tire, I would have beenon the shoulder and the dump on I
thir five with my little jack,little screw Jack Well putting a doughnut on

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the down hardcore down pools. Youshouldn't do that, though. I mean,
they give you the number on theback driver's license. Yeah, it's
we would pay for this. It'spart of our taxes. And if you
do get out, get over thebarrier because they will run you over.
Any interesting. I do want tohear what you're about to say, because

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I got a notification about this.Okay, So the reason I was even
in Lost Glenis was to go jointhe Dumb Zones podcast was really fun.
Dan called me a couple of nightsbefore you. Yeah, he didn't really
talk like that, but he askedme, Hey, it'd be really cool
man if you did a song forus, because I'm the song monkey.
Yeah, you're so nice. Everytime I want to do something, and

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you know that that doesn't really putyou out much, that it's not a
big inconvenience if you wanted to.That's usually how I do it. Yeah,
if you want to do if youwanted to do this, I mean,
because I always want to make upinsane, stupid songs. Anyway,
so I did one for them.If you want to hear it, I
can play it right now. Yeah, play it. And the way I

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set this up was, Look,it's I'm super proud of what they're doing.
They bet on themselves, they're doingtheir own thing. It's so cool.
They're free from corporate structure. It'sawesome, but there are some setbacks
to going out on your own andnot being attached to an FM signal.
Look, we get a lot ofperks up here, don't we, Guys
like free Britt Floyd tickets if wewant to go anyway, this kind of

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addresses what they might be missing forleaving terrestrial radio. And we're going to
play it now on ninety seven toone The Freak. This might be the
last time I said at this microphone. You can't get asked when you're doing
a podcast. They left a companythat was named after clouds Cumulus, but

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working elsewhere would not be allowed noncompete, so they went to trial with
documents in hand pro bono and madethat little bitch squirm on the witness stand.
Wow, we thought they were dead, but they're born again. Broadcasting
live from the Dragon's Den. MakeBlake Dan in video, man Clear Isabell

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in Kazakhstan. Terrestrial radio is athing of the past, but you can't
get asked when you're doing a podcast. No Puppet, No Puppet, undervalued
it underpaid. Not to mention furloughs, but at least on FM you're still

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getting laid. What's up, salesgirls, No more backstage. BJ's a
ticket stock. You want to meetGordo? Just lonely nights casually murdering socks're
on you. We thought they weredead, but they're born again. Broadcasting
live from the Dragon's Den. MakeBlake Dan and video man Clear, Isabelle
and Kazakhs Dan Indrestrial radio is athing of the past, but you can't

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get asked when you're doing a podcast. No Puppet, No Puppet, Kevin
Dan's Dogs, Lawyer Bills, Hi, there it isn't so good. You

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can't get asked. Yay podcast nerds. Alright, f M, we're slaying
Nightly right guys, God, that'sso wild. That is really good.
Dude, stupid bouncy look at yougot a yo fire emoji and I f

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and loved Dingo already on the textI saw twigs and this has got posted
up in the dumb zone like reditpatrol, I missed daddy, and like
you don't have to miss it everymorning he's here, right, you don't
have to doing like a song aweek day, yeah day starting next week.
No, don't do that to yourself. You can't got as when you're

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doing a podcast. Well, hisactual project releases a new single, and
all anyone wants to talk about isthis Goofy's Hongry life. I know it's
my life. I'm fine with it, all right. Coming up next,
we have stories and the scuttlebuts nuts. We have stories of this it swallowed,
what this happened at the airport,and more. Next to ninety seven

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