Florida couple steals a bunch of liquor from a Walgreen's

A Florida couple that steals liquor together stays together...that is, when they get out of jail

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The freak shows What the Florida on Widow five to five.
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do have to chase down Florida man and or Florida
woman and follow all their exploits. We do that every
day in this it's called WTF and that stands for

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what the Florid Dad? And we go first, Brittany to
a Florida man. He has been arrested after beating up
a golfer over slow play. Oh no, Golorida Derby Senator Therby. Well,
he's gonna go to jail first and then after that
maybe he might think about it. But he is a

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Florida man arrested after beating up another golfer after the
guy was playing too slow. Jason Hughes is his name.
He attacked a guy on a golf course in cassim
and he was upset at the pace of the man's play.
So he's upset with the pace. Punch you in the face.
Maybe use your words, yeah maybe, oh wait, use your

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communication skills. The man reported that he and Hughes did
exchange words on the course. The man was playing with
a friend in front of Hughes, and Hughes told the
man more than once to hurry up, and the warrant
stated that the boiling point was when the man was
talking to his friend. So they were talking and he's like,
I've got it not And according to this it was

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an unprovoked attack, and he punched the man in the
face repeatedly. Well, it sounded like it was kind of provoked,
you know what I mean, Like he did tell you
a bunch of times to hurry up. Now, that doesn't
mean that you need to go at his pace. And
you know, Joe, what he says. I mean, it's your
game and you can set your own pace, I guess
or whatever. Let him play ahead. How about that golf
course problems? Yeah, right, exactly, that's at the end of

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the day, That's exactly what that is. It's golf course problems.
You're playing a game and you're getting into a brawl.
It's like, sir, we're chilling here all right, right, because
I'm having some good combo with my buddy. Right, I'm
half in the bag right now, buddy, you know what
I mean. I could barely I could barely see the ball.
Let alone, you know, hurry this up. We go next

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to a Florida Well, it's actually a Florida couple. They
are a cereal uh you know, duo of thieves. Basically
they've been sealing all comes modern day Bonnie and Clyde.
That is exactly what it is, only Brittany. Their getaway
vehicle was one of those motorized scooters. It's not great,

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you know, to be honest with you, as far as
getaway vehicles go. But according to this surveillance video helped
identify this couple who got away with four hundred dollars
worth of liquor from a CBS. Oh, Walgreens, My bad. Yeah,
it was a Walgreens liquor store. I love that. It
was so just liquor, that's all they stole, just liquor.

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They got caught up with very very quickly, and according
to this it was the guy's name is Pierre Vittel
and Marie Russy. Marie is forty eight and Pierre is
thirty two. Now, this couple stole four hundred dollars worth
of bottles of liquor from the Walgreens and they got
caught by the police. Pierre is now facing two counts

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of petty thefts in possession of drug paraphernalia with intent
to use, and Marie faces two counts of accessory to
the you know crime. I don't know why, I just
keep picturing the picturing them driving away on the scooter
and she's driving and he's hiding her waist. Yes, absolutely, go, baby, go,

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we gonna get away from the law. Meanwhile, they're just
walking next to them briskly, like all right, pull this
thing over, move it over, Come on, dude, let's go
move over. Yeah, they were arrested for that crime. Guilty, guilty.
Who's gonna bail the other one out? Now? Exactly. That's
the thing you can't go when you're a couple like this.
You can't go committing crimes together because one needs to

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bail the other one out, because certainly they burned every
other bridge in their life with everybody else, there's no doubt.
We go, lastly to a Florida man guilty. Yeah. Now,
he was pulled over on a traffic stop and when
the cop you know, went up to his window, he
goes psych and he took off again, only to immediately

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crash into a semi truck. Oh my god, immediate failure. Idiot.
He pulls over and the cop comes up to the
car and he goes psich and he tried to drive
away and immediately crashes into a semi I'm pretty sure
he is like mentally, he's twelve, twelve year old stuck

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and it holds funny. He's forty two. Okay, Nelly stopped
developing after twelve. His mugshot was taken from a hospital stretcher.
By the way, which is the best part. His name
is that Duwardo Gonzalez. Yeah, damn it, no relation was.

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He was not smiling in his mugshot, but he did
think he was funny at first. Now, according to the
arrest report at Duardo, he got pulled over by a
uniformed officer and it was a you know, a narcotic
sales and usage area. They saw Eduardo parking in a
shopping center and engage what appeared to be some drug
dealing going on. According to this, he saw the officer

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squad car and that's when he threw his dodge into reverse,
tried to leave the parking lot, and that's when the
police officer pulled up on him and said, hey, man,
I need to speak to you you're not free to leave,
and Gonzalez said, okay, psych and he took off tires,
smoking the whole thing. Well that's when he immediately pulled
right out of that parking lot and smashed to a
semi truck, obviously with injury to him, not to the

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semi driver, thankfully, But yeah, a Duardo was pulled from
the wreck and he had a leg injury and he
was taken into custody. I feel like after the crash,
she was like, that was awesome. That was awesome. Yeah, woooyah,
well that was fun. It was Sardo. Yeah, he had

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a great time doing that, burning out his tires, yelling
sight to a cop, it's great. We'll do it again
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podcast on the iHeartRadio app. And while he was on
that stretch of Brittany, the cop came up to him

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and said a DWARDO, you're actually not going to jail,
and he goes really and he goes sighte