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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yes, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is that time here on iHeartRadio where we do
have to chase down.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Florida man and or Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Follow all their exploits, and we do that every single day.
In this it's called WTF and that stands.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
For what the florrd dude? We go first to a
Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
She also is part of the parent teacher or organization.
She's a treasurer for the PTO for a Broward school
and she has stolen over forty thousand dollars. I'll tell
you what a lot of treasurers in a lot of
these types of situations in general, you gotta be very
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careful of. I will never forget. I had my oldest son, Dylan.
This is when he was just a little guy, and
he did like the little league, you know, like baseball thing, right,
So we were part of this baseball organization and he
did that for a little while. Then he moved on
to martial arts and whatever. Anyway, there was this woman
that we met there.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
She was the.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Treasurer, right, and then later I ended up teaching her
son martial arts, right, so they were involved in that too.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So this woman was around all the time. Come to
find out that she.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Was the treasurer for the Baseball League thing and she
Pilford money killing that much money either, right, Like I mean,
I don't know, we're talking thousands of dollars over time.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
H my old hoa did that a lady from us?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, of course always too way, That's exactly what it is. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
A fifty year old woman arrested after stealing more than
forty thousand dollars from the BTO from the school she
was a treasurer there. It's always the treasure They.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Got all the access to the money seeing Nicole become
a treasurer.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, Rebecca Lynn Sanna, Oh there it is.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Is that middle name again? Lynn? The Lynn told you?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh Lord, Rebecca Lynn Sannon of Tamarack, Florida stole the
total total of forty four thousand and seventy two dollars
during the time that she was the treasurer for the
PTO at this school in Broward County.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Wow, in trouble, great, Lay, but stay away, it's always.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, is that how it goes? I think it's how
it goes.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, great, Lay, but stay away there it is right
that pertains to miss whatever? Lynn Lynn? Yeah, anybody with
the middle name Lynn. We go next to another Florida woman.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You, guys, I'm so sorry, lady, ladies, lady down this
one Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You're getting the ass end of the stick this you
know today. Anyway, we go next to her. Name is
Nina Jacobson, and she's Jacobson. She's fifty four years old. Lord,
she's now facing charges of battery after the rowing coffee
on a Florida mom and her baby in a dispute
about a dog. Oh great, there's a lot going on here.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I was almost witching until it was a baby's fault.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Obviously that baby was giving her the eye. You know,
I showed that baby some decaps.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, splash.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
The baby deserved it personally, that's the thing. Yeah, she
threw coffee at a mom and her child and their dog.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
All last week. She got the trifecta. She got everybody.
Everybody gets some coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Now, I guess it was a large Anyway, ut arrival,
they say they learned I'm sorry, right exactly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, they learned.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That the mom and her infant son had been walking
the dog earlier that morning, and when they approached a house.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
There was a woman and she also had a dog.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
At this time, the woman's dog was not on a
leash and was following alongside the woman and her son
and their dog. Now, however, the other woman, who was
identified as need old Jacobson, and she allegedly started yelling
at this mom to put her dog on a leash,
and according to this, she then threw coffee at the
mom and the dog and the infant. That's how we
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solved the problems. I agree, right, there was an argument
the hot sauce. Yeah, an argument ensued. Jacobson apparently came
toward the mom and that's when she threw the coffee
on her, the dog, and the sun. And deputies also
explained that dried coffee was observed on the mom, the sun,
and the dog, and that the mom had also recorded footage.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
On her phone. The dog loved it, yea love delicious,
Like this is better than a pop cup. I was
just gonna say, but it than the pop cut. Yeah, yeah,
that's right. Oh my god, crazy, that is wild. I
don't know how people just lived it like this these days. Right,
lady survived, She survived. Are we gonna get three women
in a row? Brian, that's what I want. Sorry, we go.
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I saved the best for last.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
He was on the run for nine days after breaking
into apartment while naked.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
All right, there it is nine days on the new
in the news, that's right. How did he break in naked? Though?
Where do he keep his tools? Okay, you don't even
want to know. He talked behind the satchel.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Let's gave the old football effect.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He picked a locker. He was so small.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The man is thirty four year old Gustavo Oliveos.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh, Gustavo, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Gustavo. He entered an apartment that wasn't his. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He went through an unlocked glass sliding door. Never leave
an unlocked door around Florida. Man caked around, he will
come in naked. That's right now. According to his residence
in the apartment, they were woken up because the dog
was barking, and that's when they saw Gustavo sitting on
their couch. No not no, not the bear booty on the.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Boy yep, watching America either to clean. Yeah, he's watching
Good Morning America. He's having a great time.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Right. Gustavo stood up from the couch.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
He said I'm sorry several times, and then he walked
back out the way that he came. Unfortunately, Gustavo also
pooped on the patio and then he wrote on the
sliding glass door, I swear in poop, in poop yeah uh,
blessed and drugs he wrote on the door in poop uh.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
When Gustavo left the apartment, the residents checked for an
he kind of stolen property and realized that a camera
was missing, and then they found it on the couch
where he was sitting.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So oh, he was taking pics. Nothing was missing. He
put it right right in his crotchair.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh boy, couch away because what did he wipe.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
The couch, the couch, throw the ni away. I wish
he didn't even put the blessed part. Just say the drugs,
the drugs.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Because he feels blessed on drugs because people do, and
then you do to stuff like this.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Right, I don't know what kind of drugs those are.
I've never done something like that, The good ones, the
good one.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Gristavo left the apartment complex next to any any According
to this, police say they were looking for him for
nine days.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Finally they found him.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
He's been charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling and
also indecent exposure. Nothing about the pooping on the patio though.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's crazy. Imagine stank on that man and his finger.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh lord, gosh, must have touched everything.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh god, I can't. You're just rubbing on the walls,
you know. Imagine he was like, oh, let me think
of something, just scratching his face and he painted that apartment. No,
all right, well that was a lot of fun. No,
it's not. It's not. Everybody was horrified. Amazing to me.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Right, he didn't, right, he corn corn for it?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Man, Let us do this again. Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's nine thirty. Remember to listen to the podcast. It's
free and it's on iHeartRadio. Just look forward The Freak Show.
WTF the podcast that is the Freak Show. W TF
the podcast. And yes, Gustavo did write blessed and drugs
on the sliding glass door with his own feces, but
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he somehow misspelled those words.