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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it is that time on iHeartRadio where we
do have to chase down Florida man and or Florida
woman follow all their exploits. And we do that every
single day in this it's called WTF and that stands
for what the floor it? And we go first to
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a Florida deputy. This Florida deputy terrific. Yes he's a
real man. He he captured a gator from a pool
with his bare hands and then he buckled it into
his patrol car and took off with it in Saint Augustine.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Just I wonder what he did with it. You know
this gator sup happening there?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's got a nice gator belt going on.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I love how he's strapped, put the seatbelt, kept the
saving in the back.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's right exactly under rastkator out there in Saint John's County. Yeah, beautiful.
They this deputy wrangled this gator out of a pool
with his bare hands. And he said, you can hear him.
He's going, I know, your souper, you're superman. I mean
this is a gator and a residence of the Homer
praising the deputy say you know, obviously you grew up
in Florida. He goes, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
How big it was?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He wasn't huge. He was big enough, but not that big.
But the deputy did put a seatbelt on him and
there you go. He goes, Let me buckle you in.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I can see this happening.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I can too. I pictured like the full hat, you know,
like everything you know. Yeah, I'm gonna buckle you in now. Geiter,
I know you're mad.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
He has a cowboy out on without that he does.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You're angry, gator. It's okay. I won't take you to
a pound out berg. You're gonna be fine. I love it.
We go next to a Florida man. His name is
Henry Betsy Junior, and Henry Betsy Junior has been sentenced
for what they call bigamy terrific, that is, being married
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to more than one person at the same time.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why would you want to do that? That sounds like
a nightmare? Nothing nothing, I mean, I'm married, I'm happy married.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What's really doing? Like? How do we even find time?
You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm married, I don't
have time to do I work, you know what I'm saying,
And I get like an hour three times a week,
you know, to go to the gym.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And I'm not using that for another girl.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No I'm not, no, exactly, I'm using it for punching
and kicking stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I also didn't know that was against the law. Oh yeah, Oh,
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You would think it's punishment all in its own, but yeah,
it's actually very against the law. You were. As it
turns out, you're not allowed to have more than one
wife at a time. Just one at a time is
what they say. Horrific.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But I don't understand the people that have two in
like have you heard of the ones that have two
in two different cities?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's the thing. And they have a job. I have
a traveling job.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Maybe if I want a lot of money and I
wasn't working, I could pull it off.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's one I'm too old for that, right. I don't
have the energy for any of that. I don't want
to tell you that. I don't want to play. Yeah,
it's like like that's another Yeah, that's the other reason
why I don't cheat is because I just don't have
the energy to have a girlfriend. A girlfriend takes way
more energy than a wife does.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's why when someone says oh, I just made a mistake. No,
you're did. And he chose to go out. You chose
to have drinks, he chose to go back to their house.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Like, Hey, there's effort in all. There's a lot of
learning stuff about them involved you. When you're married, you
already know that person. You know a lot of the
work is done for you. Yeah, you know you have
the index on the woman. This guy is a serial cheater. Well,
I will say so. He's juggling three secret marriages at
the same time. He's now learned his fate in court
after being charge of bigamy. Henry Betsy Junior met all
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three of his wives on dating sites. By the way,
there you go dating sites, just so you know and
are well aware, a lot of the people that you're
gonna meet on these dating sites are married, and he
married all three at county courthouses over the space of
two years. He met his first wife, Tanya in Jacksonville
in twenty twenty. They met on Tinder. Two years later,
he got the love bug again. That's when he met Brandy,
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walked her down the aisle and then met her on
another dating app that one called Stir, and then just
months later he tied the knot with a one Michelle
in Hernando County and they met on match dot Com
just three weeks earlier.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I don't understand how, like he's not home all the time,
how does he right?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
How does he juggle it? Yeah? According to this, his
decession unraveled. Tanya, the first wife, discovered that he was
you know, three time in her basically not two times
in three times. And she checked his name on county
records found it registered against two other marriage licenses, so
she figured it out.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Wow, females are FBI agents.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm telling you right now, don't get any little tiny
nugget of information. They will find out everything they that
in the world. The FBI should just be women one
hundred percent. I agree, one thousand percent. You give a woman,
you know, a laptop and Facebook, forget it, she's going
to know everything.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yep. Facts.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
We go lastly to a Florida man. He was hospitalized
with a rare infection because he decided to eat feral
pig meat. Yeah, you know, like a wild pig, feral
pig like raw meat. Yeah you know, he didn't eat it,
rang he cooked it, but still he got sick. Yeah,
you should not do this. By the way, you should
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not kill a feral pig, and if you do, you
for sure should not eat it. That is definitely something
you don't want to go doing.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So you go, if you go pig, is it pig
hunting or was it all hunting?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, whatever it is, I don't think so. Yeah, this
is a feral pig, so I don't know, you know,
a hog is you know, something different. But his heart
implant became infected because he ate feral pig meat.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
He probably has a heart implant for meeting to much
meeting in the first place.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Probably, that's exactly it. Yeah, he's in his seventies. He
got an illness that was linked to a bacteria transmitted
by pigs, assuming that the illness stemmed from his history
of heart failure and you know he's had a cardiactive
later and everything else inside implanted. But yeah, they say
that this infection obviously all came from the feral pig
that he decided to eat, this meat that he decided
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to eat. Don't go doing that. But he swore up
and down that he lived on a farm and had
no direct contact with animals or animal product, and blah
blah blah, and they're like, dude, feral pigs, by the way,
one of the most common ways that you can get
this particular bacteria. That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
When someone's arrested or someone goes a doctor like no,
there's no way, there's no way, and they're like, there's
scientific proof right here that you did this.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It was a sample of your blood and yes, here's
the one video doing exactly what you said you're not doing. Yeah. Well,
finally got rid of the the infection after a standard
round of antibiotics and had to have a new implant installed,
you know that one not tainted by feral pig meat.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's ridiculous, gross.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Stupidity, idiotic is what it is. Exactly. Well, that was
a lot of fun, I guess, I mean for somebody
that guy, he almost died. We'll do it again every
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