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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida well man follow.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
All their exploits.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We do that every single day in this It's called
WTF and that stands for what the Florida and we
have to go first to a Florida man. This Florida man,
he tried to shoot his roommate with a crossbow over
a trash dispute with chet. Yeah, chick, it makes sense.
(00:35):
Don't have a trash dispute with a Florida man. He
will try to shoot you with a crossbow. That's exactly
what happened. He tried to shoot him in the head
with a crossbow too, by the way, Yeah, according to this,
he found a bottle of vodka in the trash and
that is what prompted the suspect to grab his crossbow
and decide that his roommate needed to die. Police recalled
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to the house. This happened in Largo. Regarding this disc
to Ebins, now the man he's a sixty nine year
old victim.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
They didn't he was bleeding from the face.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
According to this, Yeah, Deputy's observed that there were several
arrows laying near the suspect, identified as George Balboni.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Mister Balboni lured.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
The victim over to a vehicle on the property and
then tried to shoot him with this crossbow.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Not lurd leird, don't get lured.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mister Balboni is sixty one years old himself, so he's
no spring chicken. But he got mad because he found
a bottle of vodka in the trash and he's like, hey,
wait a minute, I need to take my roommate's life
because of this. Oh my, Now, who's gonna split He
didn't think this through. You know who's gonna split.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The rent with you? Now?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Right? All those utility bills are going to pile up.
I mean, come on, mister Balboni, and you're really not.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Going to be be able to afford the vodka.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, I mean, all of this really is a moot
point because he's going to be in prison, you know
what I mean, and our tax pair of dollars are
actually going to be paying for him to lift. But
it's probably better that way.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
We go.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Next to a Florida man, he tried to run down
deputies and he was arrested at a gas station.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They found him with guns and drugs on him.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Brittany yeah, mag yeah, mageah yeah. According to this, when
he got this one guy who decided that well, this
happened in Hillsborough County. That says a lot. They were
conducting a warrant operation and multiple deputies, according to this,
(02:37):
were standing near the roadway right, So they're all standing
near the road and that is when Marco ray as
Daz happened to be driving by.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
By the way, it wasn't even a warrant for him,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They're standing on the side of the road because they're
trying to conduct a warrant on somebody else, and here
comes Marco. He veered towards the police in a deliberate way, trying.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They all had to scramble out of He almost hit him.
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
They narrowly avoided serious injury. Marco thought that that was
a hilarious prank. I don't know what was going on there,
but Marco's twenty four years old. They did not take
too kindly to that. They hopped in their cruisers. They
chased after him. Marco didn't make it too far. They
caught him. He was parked at a gas station just
up the street, and they arrested him without incident. That
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is where they found two guns, cash weed, fentanyl, methanphetamine.
They found hundreds of plastic baggies and Marco now is
going to jail for a while. Marco, Marco, you are
riding dirty with a lot, right, a lot of different things.
Now's not the time to try to prank the cops
with a veer towards them with your car prank.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh my god, what it is?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I will say it is a funny prank, you know
what I mean. He's hearing hit somebody. You have no
intention of hitting him, you know, right, but right. They
take about as kindly to that as to erase them,
you know what I mean. They don't like it when
you do that, believe me. We go lastly to a
Florida man. This Florida man chased a cop on the
(04:11):
Howard Franklin Bridge. Why turn the tables on him, brity,
that's what he did. At Florida man is now facing
felony and misdemeanor charges. He followed a law enforcement officer
on the bridge, claiming that he thought that the patrol
vehicle was fake.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So he's chasing this cop.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
At one in the afternoon, by the way, there was
a deputy responding to a call in an unmarked patrol
car had lights and sirens on, and that's when this
thirty six year old man, his name is William Rearden,
he decided that he's going to follow this cop because
he's like, I don't think this guy's real high speed
by the way, high speed chase. Both of them are
weaving through traffic. The officer is trying to get away
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from the guy. The guy's trying to chase down the officer.
The officer's just trying to get to where he's going.
That's why he had his lights and siren on in
the first place. The deputy repeatedly told the man over
the loudspeaker to pull up over, and finally, well, he
did ignore those commands. There is a marked patrol car
eventually that came up behind mister Reardon and at that
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point is when he stopped.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And that's my problem with these unmarked cars. How do
I know you're really a policeman right? Or woman?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
How do I know?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I mean, you can always tell even an unmarked car,
you go, oh, that's a cop. You know what I mean,
you can always.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Know for sure. Oh, you always can be sure of Plus,
I always assume everyone's trying to you know, rob me.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I just assume everybody's a copy see, I just assume
everyone's a lawenforcement off this week, me, look it, that
guy's a cop over there?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
How can you tell? Look at his shoes. That's why
I don't pull over for cops. No me neither. Wanton disregard,
Launton disregard.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh yeah, well that is a lot of fun for
everybody except that cop.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He was horrified.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
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TF the podcast. And I tell you what I just
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Speaker 1 (06:12):
If you charge them, they're gonna be the ones running