Florida Man claims he was teleported into the car he stole

Florida Man claimed he was teleported into the car he stole and crashed at 130MPH

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh mine, Yeah, oh yes, indeedy it is that time
on IHEARTRADI oh, where we do have to.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and follow
all their exploits. We do that every day in this
It's called WTF and that stands for.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
What the Florid.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
And we unfortunately have to go first to a Florida
man of course. Yeah, he claimed that he was teleported
into the stolen BMW that he was in before the
one hundred and thirty mile per hour crash that he
was also involved in.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, it wasn't him.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
He was teleported into a stolen BMW right before it
crashed at one hundred and thirty miles an hour. And
you know what, I believe him, do you know what
I mean? I like that along your ways, sir. That'll
hold up in court, it really will. It will because
it's never been used. I will guarantee you that no
one has the reason it's never been used, because it's idiotic,

(01:13):
that's right. Yeah, we have a Florida man who's accused
of stealing a BMW convertible. Then he crashed it at
a very high rate of speed, and he told the
deputies that he had teleported into the car, and according
to the bodycam footage released by the police department, that's
when they found Calvin Johnson. He had a bloody face
after this wreck. I mean because as you can imagine

(01:34):
one hundred and thirty miles an hour, that's going to
leave a mark, you know what I mean. Believe, Yeah,
according to this, they asked him how he wound up
behind the wheel of the stolen vehicle, and he said
he had teleported and they said, all right, put your
hands on the car.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
You gotta understand.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
The mind is a powerful thing. That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
If you believe, If you believe, you believe. What had
happened was he was manifesting a BMW and next thing
you know, he was inside one. Unfortunately he was moving
at one hundred and thirty miles an hour and he
crashed it.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
So it happens. That's what happens when you manifest. You
can't manifest too hard, you know, manifesting go wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Next thing, you know, right, this has manifestation gone wild,
is what it is. Damn Yeah, we go next to
a Florida man. This Florida man was arrested after stealing
a forklift. Nicole not only did they steal a forklift,
he actually had purpose for it. He wanted to use
that to steal an ATM. So of course, I always

(02:33):
say one crime at a time, my dude. But you know,
this guy decided to go for the for the double, yeah,
the double trouble. It's a good thing that he didn't
decide to go for the trifecta. Otherwise you know, we'd
be in real trouble. But a Florida man now in
custody after police say he was involved in a very
unusual crime spree a stolen forklift and then later an ATM.

(02:54):
He took both items on a joy ride through town.
Because not only did they steal the forklift, he actually
we did get the ATM. There's home surveillance footage and
then bodycam footage which kind of put the pieces together,
if you know what I mean. Yeah, but according to this,
the officer comes up on this guy and he sees
the ATM on the fork lift, and he sees the

(03:16):
guy and he goes, hey, what's going on here? And
he goes, I just dropped this thing over here, and
then he ran off. So you're telling me he was
so close to getting away close he was almost there, buddy,
you almost had it. It was a very brief chase
because Florida man doesn't have the wind power.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
He got quickly apprehended by the police and he did.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
There was a search of the area.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
They found clothing and burglary tools that were connected to
the incident as well.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
So there you go. This guy decided to fork around
and find out.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I like that about that.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
We go lastly to a Florida woman. She trashed a
laundry mat.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Why not, you know what I mean. She's now in
jail after trashing.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
She broke into this laundromat first and then she coused
thousands of dollars worth of damage. According to this post,
they say that the fire department responded to to.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
A trash fire that was inside the laundrymat.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
When they got there, that's when they saw forty three
year old Angelina Copeland.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
She was still there.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Not only did she start a trash can fire, she
shattered the glass doors of the laundromat as well. She
also tried to hit a firefighter with a metal broom.
Who Yeah, she did about eleven thousand dollars worth of
damage and she has seen on security video throughout the night,
just trashing this place. She said a while in there,
this place do to her right, didn't have her detergent

(04:44):
right exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
They under you you lost some of my socks in
the dryer.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
She's been charged with all this damage, assault on a firefighter, burglary,
property damage, resisting arrest, you know, the usual Florida man
slash Florida woman's.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And not a single laundry load was done, not one
single one.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, her whites are still very dingy. But we'll do
this again every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty.
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Speaker 1 (05:26):
And I'll tell you one thing right now.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
She's not happy because here where we are just airing
out her dirty laundry.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Woo app zero