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August 25, 2025 6 mins
This Florida Man was found with a stolen U-Haul and drugs, because of course he did
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The freak shows what the Florida on Widow five five
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, and here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do need
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman follow
their exploits. We do it every day in this it's
called WTF and that stands for what.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
The Florida Do. And we go first to a Florida woman.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh, she's been arrested for practicing what they call unlicensed
dental work.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Apparently authorities and dental professionals frown upon you using super
glue in people's teeth.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, uh huh no, ma'am, no, ma'am. I do not
support I can no longer support your business.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Emily Martinez.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
She charged customers three thousand dollars for full mouth veneers
at her beauty bar aka her minivan parked in the alleyway,
but she was arrested after performing unlicensed dental work in
multiple counties. Emily Martinez, thirty five, is accused of leaving
victims with infections damage teeth after installing false phony veneers

(01:16):
with super glue. According to this, she's charged with fraud
practicing dentistry without a license and other offenses, but she
offered what she called discounted full mouth veneer treatments at
the She calls it the tap in beauty bar.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Girl roast baggage. You want? You want the superglue package
or the gorilla blue package? Which one you want?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Gorilla Glue's gonna last you no longer.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, don't get me wrong. Both of them are gonna
mess up your teeth irreparably.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
But you will get an infection right what the gorilla
glue takes longer to find that one.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Not only is she unlicensed, Brittany Emily has zero dental
schooling whatsoever. Done left multiple victims with a lot of
big bills from emergency work to reverse the damage that
she caused. But according to this, they had to pay
thousands of dollars to you know, get the veneers, and
then thousands more to get them fixed.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Some of them had to wait.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
For infections to clear, and it was awful for so
many people.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Dental work is so expensive, So at the same time,
I understand why people go out of desperation deal.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Because real veneers cost more than one thousand dollars per tooth.
So she was doing three grand for a whole set.
And yeah, she said it the last five to seven years. Well,
you know, read the back of gorilla glue. How long
does it last? Yeah, live in people with all kinds
of messed up mouths, Brittany, You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You can't do that to people now, It's like triple.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
The price to fix that, right, that's what you already need.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh awful, can't do it. Awful.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
We go next, two thousands of people in the state
of Florida that are making a big push, Brittany. Everybody
is up in arms, and we haven't had this now
for more than three years, and everybody's upset and everybody
wants it back. Thousands of people are petitioning for petitioning
for publics to bring back their hurricane cakes.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I oh, oh oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I never got to try them, but right, it.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Was basically it's a cake and it's got the you know,
hurricane swirl in icing on the top, you know what
I mean. They sell them at hurricane time, or they
used to sell them, but anyway, they stopped doing it
after the you know, crazy destruction that Ian brought in
twenty twenty two. And so now people are like, you
know what, it's been three years. I think we've healed enough.

(03:41):
Let's go ahead and do this now. Sometimes they would
come with like little phrases that would say, you know,
go away or leave Florida alone or whatever, but it
basically would be in icing. They would do it like
on the cookie, right, So it was like the icing
was the state of Florida, and.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Then there'd be water all around it.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
And then they would have like the hurricane thing that
you see on the screen on TV.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like coming towards Florida. That's basically all it was.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
It was just you know, the state and the hurricane
logo surrounded by water, all on top of a cookie.
But now it's poking fun at the hurricane, you know
what I mean. But after twenty twenty two, a lot
of people said, yeah, hurricanes aren't that funny anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's too real.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah much, But now enough time has passed. Yeah, youg
and passed a lot of the trauma.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Exactly. I think we're ready for hurricane cakes again. You know.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Anyway, we go lastly to a Florida man. He was
found dressed as a woman. There you go in a
stolen you haul up in Pennsylvania, Brittany. That just proves
that you can take the man out of Florida, but.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
What you can't take the Florida out the man exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Bonus.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
He's a registered sex offender and he's facing charges now
in Pennsylvania. He was found in a stolen U hall
parking lot of a business and he was dressed as
a woman. His name is Charles Wrestler. He's forty seven
years old, dressed in women's clothing, and he was standing
near this stolen U haul. Officials checked the registration and
obviously it had been stolen, and uh, you know, he

(05:05):
does not own this vehicle in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
So Charles Wrestler was arrested.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I just feel like he definitely is very very manly.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Masculine, I should say. Yeah, while being.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Dressed as a woman, that's what I picture. He's so
completely bald, and then he's dressed in like lingerie.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well, no, he's not bald.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
However, he does have like crazy stringy hair. He definitely
has what you would call a sex offender.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Look to him, you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Like when they said that, I was like, oh yeah,
that's that checks out, you know what I mean. But
mister Wrestler was arrested charged with receiving stolen property, possession
of drug paraphernalia. Why not also had a possession of
a controlled substance because of course he did.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
You weirdo, your weirdo. Well that was a lot of fun. Huh, yeah,
it was right. We'll do it.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Again, and so will mister Wrestler. Hopefully they didn't have
to wrestle him to the ground, you know what I mean.
Every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty, listen to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
It is free. It's on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
There's a ton of episodes up there, all between five
and seven minutes long, so it's bite.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Sized, it's binge able. Do that with iHeartRadio. It's free.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Look for the Freak Show. WTF the podcast. That is
the Freak Show. WTF the podcast? And he stole a
U haul. Well now they're going to haul you to jail, sir,
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