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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alright, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all their exploits, and we do that daily. In
this it's called WTF and that stands for what the Floor?
And we go first to a Florida man, Brittany, guilty
(00:27):
very much so of being stupid, and unfortunately he's from
Lee County, making him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
A what a local acting logo.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We said this before and I shall say again. Let
this be a lesson to all of you. Do not
be acting any kind of fool in southwest Florida. We
will find out about it, and we'll talk about you,
and we will make fun of you roundly.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Lee County.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Sean Muse is his name, and he's musing his decisions
because he was bitten by a lemon shark while trying
to take a photo during his birthday fishing trip.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh my god, what's a lemon shark?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, it's one that will bite you if you are
trying to take a picture with it on your birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Is this the guy where it took a chunk out
of his knee?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It sure did. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So he was holding the sharks up right.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Then the friend comes in and touches the back of
the sharks' or the tail, and that's when the shark
turns its.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Head and right, you see, got out of Sean's grip
and it took a hold of Sean instead. Yeah, dude,
Sean's at Gulf Coast Medical Center if anybody wants to
send him flowers.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But he said he was holding it trying to release
it back. And this is why I don't play around
with wild animals, Sewan and anybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
For true you, and I'm telling you that friend, I
will be so mad at that because he had a
hold of the shark.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Well, it looked like, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The thing, man, you know, you and your dumb buddies
hanging out and you know, grabbing sharks and trying to
take pictures with it and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All this other stuff. It's bound to happen. That's exactly
what happens.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Remember the other guy, this was like, I don't know,
maybe last year or something, but he had it was
a little shark. It was maybe like three four feet,
but he was with his family and he's lifting up
the shark and it gets a hold of his pinky
and it twists around.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
He's there goes my piggy, right, I saw that one
do Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Idiots just dumb. This is why he don't play around
with sharks and gaters and other whatnots that have teeth.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Nuh, it's not for me. It's not my line of work. No,
thank you for joy or pleasure work.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Right, I'm good, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Wooh that ne though. I hope he can walk after that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Man, I'll tell you what. That looks painful.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And it was like it looked like it was so
quick that it happened. Yes, like it wasn't a struggle
with a tug on it. No, it was one bite
and it just snapped it all.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
That's the thing. That's the thing. These things happen in
a blink of an eye. You know. That's why you
don't play around with sharks. Dude. You know that's all
to it. Yeah, we go next to a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
He was arrested after he was piloting a drone that
was carrying drugs and he crashed it into a house. No,
nobody had to snitch. He crashed the drone into a house. Brittany,
I mean you know pretty much you snitched on yourself
at that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Point, right But like me, I would just put the
drugs back onto the drone and right there you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Go, drone, there you go. Take off, buddy, see you later.
You're good.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'll pick up my flag pole. Don't worry about it.
I know exactly what to do with the flag gifts.
I know you gotta fold and triangling and burn it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Florida man arrested after a drone that he was piloting
carrying drugs crashed into a house. The drone's owner was
taken into custody and arrested on charges including possession of
a controlled substance and possession of a controlled substance with
intent to sell and deliver.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Florida man, now with this drone.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The homeowners called authorities after they say a man showed
up at their front door after crashing his drone into
their house. Hey, I crashed my drone in your house,
and uh, can I get it anyway? It had multiple
bags carrying methamphetamine and fentanyl. The drones owner, forty nine
year old Jason Brooks. Jason, come on, dude, get a
(04:13):
real job. He's sitting there wearing a backwards baseball hat
and a wife beater, you know, or we're not allowed
to call it that anymore, white tank top and you
know there he is selling his metham fetamine and fentanyl
to people via drone. Grow up, you know, deliver it
door to door like a man. Face to face encounters
(04:34):
with these people. You gotta look your customer in the eye,
let him know they can trust you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, drugs are really more about the people business than
it is the substance business.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Brittany oil, you'll find rather quickly. You really do, you
really do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, he was arrested, so he's comming connecting with a
fellow inmates.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I guess we go lastly to a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He was arrested after firing shots at an a Hartman
complex over dog poop.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yes, I love it already. I love this story.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Orlando, Florida man was arrested after allegedly allegedly we're not
saying that he did it, but I'm not saying he's
not fired some shots at an apartment complex over dog poop.
So that will make you go crazy though, by the way,
you know what I mean, what did somebody you know
pooping letting their dog poop in their.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yard or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh yeah, not cleaning it up.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, not picking up dog poop. This is what happened.
Orlando Police. They responded to shots being fired ten thirty
three at night and some late night dog poop. According
to this the caller told officials it was an argument
with a man and he pulled out a gun. He
pointed it, and then he fired a single round. The
caller said the confrontation stemmed from an incident where he
was walking his dog with a man, fifty one year
(05:50):
old Christiano Lamana. He started yelling at him from his balcony.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hey, pick up your dog's poop.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The caller told Lamana that he would not pick up
up the poop because it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Was liquid poop.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Eo okay, and then Lamana started becoming rude and vulgar
with his language. Lamana then said he was gonna come
down there and make him pick up the dog poop.
Lamana that's when he shot his gun. The collar and
their dog were not injured during the incident. Lamana was
arrested on charges related to aggravating us all with a firearm.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I don't know, it's just like letting your dog go
in someone else's yard already, right, you know?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, I mean, you know we're.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
In Florida, right, you gotta know everyone's packing that dog.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know it didn't have number number two, It had
number three. You know what I'm saying, Like it was
something else going on. You know what I mean, Mama, Mia,
pop up a dog?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
He got the.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Diarrhea and now gotta get shot over it?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Right right, exactly? Pick that up? He says. How are
you supposed to pick it up?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
You take a chance. When your dog goes in someone
else's yard.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The best you can do is hose it down. At
that point, you know what am I doing? Am I
carrying around a super with this side? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I have to Now it's a whole new thing.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now Now you know what's.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I gotta know the texture of my dog's movements, You know?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Now? Is that what I gotta do. I gotta prepare
for everything.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And your dog chooses where it wants to go, like
you could take it somewhere, and that dog will not
go until it finds the perfect spot.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Absolutely, and that happens to be this guy's yard.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It just happens to be. You have a very pupa
ble yard, sir. I found that myself a couple of times. Anyway,
we'll do this again, Yes, and so well, mister Lamana,
he hates dog poop. Every morning at seven thirty, nine
thirty and listen to the podcast. There's like four hundred
episodes all for free on the iHeartRadio app. Look for
(07:43):
The Freak Show. WTF the podcast That is The Freak Show.
WTF the podcast. And I don't know much, Brittany, but
I know this guy. He is in a lot of
crap right now.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
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Alright, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all their exploits, and we do that daily. In
this it's called WTF and that stands for what the Floor?
And we go first to a Florida man, Brittany, guilty
(00:27):
very much so of being stupid, and unfortunately he's from
Lee County, making him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
A what a local acting logo.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We said this before and I shall say again. Let
this be a lesson to all of you. Do not
be acting any kind of fool in southwest Florida. We
will find out about it, and we'll talk about you,
and we will make fun of you roundly.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Lee County.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Sean Muse is his name, and he's musing his decisions
because he was bitten by a lemon shark while trying
to take a photo during his birthday fishing trip.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh my god, what's a lemon shark?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, it's one that will bite you if you are
trying to take a picture with it on your birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Is this the guy where it took a chunk out
of his knee?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It sure did. Yeah, my god.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So he was holding the sharks up right.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Then the friend comes in and touches the back of
the sharks' or the tail, and that's when the shark
turns its.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Head and right, you see, got out of Sean's grip
and it took a hold of Sean instead. Yeah, dude,
Sean's at Gulf Coast Medical Center if anybody wants to
send him flowers.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But he said he was holding it trying to release
it back. And this is why I don't play around
with wild animals, Sewan and anybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
For true you, and I'm telling you that friend, I
will be so mad at that because he had a
hold of the shark.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Well, it looked like, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The thing, man, you know, you and your dumb buddies
hanging out and you know, grabbing sharks and trying to
take pictures with it and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All this other stuff. It's bound to happen. That's exactly
what happens.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Remember the other guy, this was like, I don't know,
maybe last year or something, but he had it was
a little shark. It was maybe like three four feet,
but he was with his family and he's lifting up
the shark and it gets a hold of his pinky
and it twists around.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
He's there goes my piggy, right, I saw that one
do Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Idiots just dumb. This is why he don't play around
with sharks and gaters and other whatnots that have teeth.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Nuh, it's not for me. It's not my line of work. No,
thank you for joy or pleasure work.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Right, I'm good, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Wooh that ne though. I hope he can walk after that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Man, I'll tell you what. That looks painful.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And it was like it looked like it was so
quick that it happened. Yes, like it wasn't a struggle
with a tug on it. No, it was one bite
and it just snapped it all.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
That's the thing. That's the thing. These things happen in
a blink of an eye. You know. That's why you
don't play around with sharks. Dude. You know that's all
to it. Yeah, we go next to a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
He was arrested after he was piloting a drone that
was carrying drugs and he crashed it into a house. No,
nobody had to snitch. He crashed the drone into a house. Brittany,
I mean you know pretty much you snitched on yourself
at that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Point, right But like me, I would just put the
drugs back onto the drone and right there you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Go, drone, there you go. Take off, buddy, see you later.
You're good.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'll pick up my flag pole. Don't worry about it.
I know exactly what to do with the flag gifts.
I know you gotta fold and triangling and burn it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Florida man arrested after a drone that he was piloting
carrying drugs crashed into a house. The drone's owner was
taken into custody and arrested on charges including possession of
a controlled substance and possession of a controlled substance with
intent to sell and deliver.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Florida man, now with this drone.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The homeowners called authorities after they say a man showed
up at their front door after crashing his drone into
their house. Hey, I crashed my drone in your house,
and uh, can I get it anyway? It had multiple
bags carrying methamphetamine and fentanyl. The drones owner, forty nine
year old Jason Brooks. Jason, come on, dude, get a
(04:13):
real job. He's sitting there wearing a backwards baseball hat
and a wife beater, you know, or we're not allowed
to call it that anymore, white tank top and you
know there he is selling his metham fetamine and fentanyl
to people via drone. Grow up, you know, deliver it
door to door like a man. Face to face encounters
(04:34):
with these people. You gotta look your customer in the eye,
let him know they can trust you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, drugs are really more about the people business than
it is the substance business.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Brittany oil, you'll find rather quickly. You really do, you
really do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, he was arrested, so he's comming connecting with a
fellow inmates.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I guess we go lastly to a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He was arrested after firing shots at an a Hartman
complex over dog poop.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yes, I love it already. I love this story.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Orlando, Florida man was arrested after allegedly allegedly we're not
saying that he did it, but I'm not saying he's
not fired some shots at an apartment complex over dog poop.
So that will make you go crazy though, by the way,
you know what I mean, what did somebody you know
pooping letting their dog poop in their.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yard or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh yeah, not cleaning it up.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, not picking up dog poop. This is what happened.
Orlando Police. They responded to shots being fired ten thirty
three at night and some late night dog poop. According
to this the caller told officials it was an argument
with a man and he pulled out a gun. He
pointed it, and then he fired a single round. The
caller said the confrontation stemmed from an incident where he
was walking his dog with a man, fifty one year
(05:50):
old Christiano Lamana. He started yelling at him from his balcony.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hey, pick up your dog's poop.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The caller told Lamana that he would not pick up
up the poop because it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Was liquid poop.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Eo okay, and then Lamana started becoming rude and vulgar
with his language. Lamana then said he was gonna come
down there and make him pick up the dog poop.
Lamana that's when he shot his gun. The collar and
their dog were not injured during the incident. Lamana was
arrested on charges related to aggravating us all with a firearm.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I don't know, it's just like letting your dog go
in someone else's yard already, right, you know?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, I mean, you know we're.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
In Florida, right, you gotta know everyone's packing that dog.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know it didn't have number number two, It had
number three. You know what I'm saying, Like it was
something else going on. You know what I mean, Mama, Mia,
pop up a dog?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
He got the.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Diarrhea and now gotta get shot over it?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Right right, exactly? Pick that up? He says. How are
you supposed to pick it up?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
You take a chance. When your dog goes in someone
else's yard.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The best you can do is hose it down. At
that point, you know what am I doing? Am I
carrying around a super with this side? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I have to Now it's a whole new thing.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now Now you know what's.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I gotta know the texture of my dog's movements, You know?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Now? Is that what I gotta do. I gotta prepare
for everything.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And your dog chooses where it wants to go, like
you could take it somewhere, and that dog will not
go until it finds the perfect spot.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Absolutely, and that happens to be this guy's yard.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It just happens to be. You have a very pupa
ble yard, sir. I found that myself a couple of times. Anyway,
we'll do this again, Yes, and so well, mister Lamana,
he hates dog poop. Every morning at seven thirty, nine
thirty and listen to the podcast. There's like four hundred
episodes all for free on the iHeartRadio app. Look for
(07:43):
The Freak Show. WTF the podcast That is The Freak Show.
WTF the podcast. And I don't know much, Brittany, but
I know this guy. He is in a lot of
crap right now.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
The Freak Shows What the Florida On Widow five five
The Beat is powered by Valvelene Instant Oil. More of
the Freak Show next next on Window five five The
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