Florida Man headbutts a patrol car

Well with his hands in handcuffs it wasn't like he could punch it!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits. We
do that every day in this it's called WTF and
that stands for what the Florid. Then we go first

(00:23):
to a Florida mayor. He apparently decided to head butt
a patrol car after he got into a fight at
a tiki bar, because that's what you do, you know,
you just go head butting patrol cars when you're already
in trouble with the police. But much testosterone, a lot. Yeah,

(00:46):
there's a lot going on there. Thirty nine year old man.
He threatened deputies, Yeah, thirty nine and he threatened deputies
and he also head butted a patrol car. He got
into an incident. I guess he hurt his own dog
at one point. Yeah, jail, terrible human being. First, and
he's at Gator's dock side. Somebody called the cops after

(01:07):
they saw that he was yelling cussing. According to this,
he charged the bartender, and I guess some bystanders said,
you know, they've had enough, so the cops were called.
They showed up he started making threats to the police
because they like that. At one point he goes, Whoo,
He's going to be a night to remember. Yeah. Yeah.

(01:29):
Every once in a while there's this one guy who's
just wanting to pick a fight with a like he's
the aggressor exactly every moment. I love how he's like, woo,
this is going to be a night to remember. Like
you're in for you know, some problems there police officers
right immediately, they handcuffed him immediately, and then after they did,

(01:52):
he decided to headbutt the patrol car and he left
a dent in the hood. They tossed him in the
back and that was it. But he was trying to
show how tough he was. Instead he was showing how
stupid he is. Wow. Yeah, yeah, you want to show
me how tough you are? Yeah, build a house, yeah,
get a job, X my car engine. There you go.

(02:15):
That's tough. That's strength. We go next to a Florida man.
His his mailbox has people just launching opinions out there. Brittany, well,
is it in the shape of a manatee? I love those?
Oh right, in a dolphin? Right? No, this one, Brittany

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is instead in the shape of a gun. Oh yeah,
it's in the shape of a gun, not a manatee
or a dolphin or you know, a lighthouse or something
like you might say in a tuxedo. That's my favorite. Yeah,
I like that. Or you know the flamingo mailbox. Oh yeah, yeah,
every once in a while you see those. But no,
this one looks like a gun and it's a kind

(03:02):
of soul Florida by the way, it really is. It's
there's nothing more Florida than this. It's again to the
American flag. Yeah, very unconventional, you know. But there is
a video that's been shared and it's been viewed many
many times. Yes, it's a gun shaped mailbox. It looks like,
you know, a handgun, So there it is. But uh yeah,

(03:23):
it has US mail written on the side of and everything,
so it's a real legal like now you can see
a photo of it, Brian, Yeah, you can see a
picture of it. Does it look aggressive or does it
look more like No, it's I mean, it's a gun.
You know what you're dealing with. You know what I mean?
You're like, Okay, I know what type what type of
person you are? I got you, I understand, I know

(03:44):
what's going on here? No one's going to try to
rob your house hopefully you know that type of thing.
But there it is, is this thing loaded? You know
what color is it? It's it's black, you know, like
gun metal color. That's kind of aggressive. This might be here.
Tell me what you think here? Is this a Is

(04:04):
this an aggressive mailbox? Brittany? Let me see? Oh? Yeah, man?
Is that aggressive? That looks like a you know, like,
what do you call it? When they're not? A? No,
when they're not they're not connected to anybody like you
haven't illegally. All right, it's not holstered. And I promise

(04:26):
you he doesn't have a permit for this mailbox. You
know what I'm saying, Hermi, it's an unregistered, unregistered mailbox.
The serial numbers have been scraped off and everything. Yeah,
that kind of it's a ghost gun mailbox. Lastly, to
a Florida five year old. Now you give this kid
long enough, Brittany, he's going to become a Florida man

(04:46):
before you know it. Officers had to collar this kid
after he took a solo trip out to Chick fil
A to get himself some breakfast. Of five year old
five no way, Brian, there's no way. Five years old,
he's from Jacksonville, so oh yeah, he's better off on
his own. Yeah. To be honest with me, if he's

(05:07):
got Jacksonville parents, I promise you this kid is better
off being raised by wolves. You know what I mean.
The kid was found enjoying his breakfast by the police.
He was right there at Chick fil A. I love
how nobody at Chick fil A questions a kid coming
in by himself, ordering breakfast and then sitting down to
eat it. You know what I mean. It's Jacksonville. Even

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the Chick fil A people are like, yeah, the kid's
better off by himself. He's probably got Jacksonville parents. Yeah,
five year old boy from Jacksonville took himself on a
little solo trip to Chick fil A to have some breakfast.
The cops found him sitting there. He was barefoot, he
was eating breakfast. The staff was there with him. They
were having a good time. They thought this kid was
cute as hell. The video shows the officers and the

(05:49):
little boy getting in the patrol car, and then they
were scanning the area for his home. Finally, the little
boy pointed out where he lived. Five Yeah, the officer
went and knocked on the door. The parents were very
surprised to learn about the morning adventure. They had no
idea because they were, you know, quite frankly, three bongs
and a couple shots at tequila deep by that time. Yeah,

(06:11):
it's really fair. I mean, he's really good at driving, right,
And to be even more fair, it's because he's driven
them home several times from the bar, paralleling he did right,
backed into spots. I mean, this kid, he's an ace. Well,

(06:34):
we will do this again every morning at seven thirty,
nine thirty, right about that time, the kid's steal in
the family car and driving a Chick fil A. We
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know why, Brittany what, This kid's five years old took

(06:55):
himself to Chick fil A for practice. I don't blame him.
Those chick minis are delicious and