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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do have to chase down Florida man and or Florida
woman and follow all their exploits. Unfortunately we have to
do it in this it's called WTF and that stands for.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What the floor it? And he go first, Brittany to
a Florida man. Guilty? He is, in fact very guilty.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
He was shooting at his neighbors because the neighbors were
playing loud music and he was trying to take a nap.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What time was it? What time?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, I mean this is probably what time is naptime?
You think mid afternoon?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, I was thinking night time. Now he's doing a
little nappy poop. You know. You listen, one thing you
don't do is disturb Florida man during his rest. You're
right right, in fact, just leave him well enough alone.
He's better off for everybody sleeping. Leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Charles Gusmann is a use of shooting at his neighbors
because of the loud music and it was interrupting his nap.
This happened in a popka and police obviously responded to
that scene. After the incident, he was detained and he's
now in custody without any bond.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh man, very cranky, he was.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He's got to have his nap. You know, he didn't
get his full eight hours the night before. He needed
a couple hours. You know, that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You welcome up. We go next to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
She's twenty nine years old, and her drunken outburst saying
the words I'm gonna f and blow you guys up,
landed her in jail, so everybody because she's drunk. According
to this, Yeah, this arrest a FIC David says her
name is Kristin Golly. She's twenty nine, Oh golly. According
(01:52):
to this and now in the arrest report here, it
says that miss Golly all this started over the phone.
She says I'm gonna f and blow you guys up.
This happened at the University of Central Florida at the
student care services. She called over there and said I'm
gonna f and blow you guys up. She was identified
due to her voicemail box and her phone number, and
(02:13):
she was in UCF files. She sent two hundred incoherent
text messages from the same phone number.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She didn't even like. Star sixty nine. It is the
sixty nine or sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I always forget, Oh yeah, sixty nine, Ah yeah, two
incoherent text messages and also messages incoherent Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
They don't understand a word that Kristen is talking about
your text messages. No idea what's going on over there
with her?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
According to this, she also sent a bomb threat to
a UFC or UCF professor.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And according to this, police contacted her via phone and
they were asking her about the bomb threat and she said.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, I did it. I was angry and it was
a mistake. Do you think so? Like, I imagine if that happened.
You know, you're you're super drunk, you're.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
A You make those phone calls, you leave the voices,
you see said the text messages.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Then you take a nice nap and you pass out
because you just exerted a.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Lot an energy and your energy all that.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, then you wake up more sober, right completely, but
more sober, and you're like, oh, oh no, what did
you feel?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
An A hole? You're like, oh no, what did I do?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You try to make those apology texts after those two
hundred incoherent text messages you sent with bomb threats and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Ah, you completely forget.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You open up your phone and you're like, see the
last message you sent?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh my god, I no, Oh, I didn't know. How
could do I still have time to unsend? Do I
still have tables?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Phones need to be taken from them when they've been drinking,
they get themselves in all kinds of nonsense. Yeah, we
go lastly to a Florida man speaking about nonsense. Brittany,
a Florida man was arrested. He was wearing a old
Jester costume and threatened a landscaper with a twelve inch dagger.
A full Jester costume like picture court Jester, you know,
(04:10):
with a hat like the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, bang, that's what he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Why well, why aren't you wearing a full Jester costume
on a Monday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
They're not you know, as she in, They're not non
fashionovas or not looks everything. It's his everyday Jester costume.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Florida man arrested while wearing a full Jester costume. He
threatened a landscaper with a twelve inch long dagger, and
he was perturbed by the sounds of the lawnmower. According
to this the man's name is Anthony Marzola and he
was handcuffed following this assault. This guy, he was just
mowing the lawn out there in Saint Pete, out in
(04:49):
front of a near miss term Marzola's.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Smoke shop there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's why he's wearing the Jester costume Britney because he
works at a smoke shop.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
But where's the loudness? Yeah, from the lawnmower.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
He doesn't like it, so he's like, you know what,
let me come out in my full Gester costume and
threaten you. By the way, least threatening thing in the
world is a Gester coming action.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I feel like it's just you know, because it's a
whole body suit.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I mean, it's all colorful. He's got the hat on
the whole bit like he was. He was really going
for it, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What I mean. That guy perturbs me right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He started yelling that you can't be mowing out here
and all this other stuff, even though it was a
Monday afternoon. He owns the nearby psychedelic Gester smoke shop.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's him. He's the psychedelic gesture. Jester with a very uncongesture,
you know what I mean? Yeah, their gesture right, Yeah,
psychedelic my butt. I don't think so. He was booked
in a jail on a fifteen.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Thousand dollars bond strict orders to avoid contact with the
with the victim.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Here. Wow, guy in a full Jester costume, just attacking
people for mowing the lawn. There you go.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Makes sense. Well, we will do this again, and so
will this jesture every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty.
Remember to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's free.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's on iHeartRadio. Just look for the Freak Show. WTF
the podcast. That's the Freak Show. W TF the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And when this guy came at the landscaper with his dagger, Brittany,
he looked at me and he said, surely you jes
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do have to chase down Florida man and or Florida
woman and follow all their exploits. Unfortunately we have to
do it in this it's called WTF and that stands for.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What the floor it? And he go first, Brittany to
a Florida man. Guilty? He is, in fact very guilty.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
He was shooting at his neighbors because the neighbors were
playing loud music and he was trying to take a nap.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What time was it? What time?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, I mean this is probably what time is naptime?
You think mid afternoon?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, I was thinking night time. Now he's doing a
little nappy poop. You know. You listen, one thing you
don't do is disturb Florida man during his rest. You're
right right, in fact, just leave him well enough alone.
He's better off for everybody sleeping. Leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Charles Gusmann is a use of shooting at his neighbors
because of the loud music and it was interrupting his nap.
This happened in a popka and police obviously responded to
that scene. After the incident, he was detained and he's
now in custody without any bond.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh man, very cranky, he was.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He's got to have his nap. You know, he didn't
get his full eight hours the night before. He needed
a couple hours. You know, that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You welcome up. We go next to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
She's twenty nine years old, and her drunken outburst saying
the words I'm gonna f and blow you guys up,
landed her in jail, so everybody because she's drunk. According
to this, Yeah, this arrest a FIC David says her
name is Kristin Golly. She's twenty nine, Oh golly. According
(01:52):
to this and now in the arrest report here, it
says that miss Golly all this started over the phone.
She says I'm gonna f and blow you guys up.
This happened at the University of Central Florida at the
student care services. She called over there and said I'm
gonna f and blow you guys up. She was identified
due to her voicemail box and her phone number, and
(02:13):
she was in UCF files. She sent two hundred incoherent
text messages from the same phone number.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She didn't even like. Star sixty nine. It is the
sixty nine or sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I always forget, Oh yeah, sixty nine, Ah yeah, two
incoherent text messages and also messages incoherent Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
They don't understand a word that Kristen is talking about
your text messages. No idea what's going on over there
with her?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
According to this, she also sent a bomb threat to
a UFC or UCF professor.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And according to this, police contacted her via phone and
they were asking her about the bomb threat and she said.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, I did it. I was angry and it was
a mistake. Do you think so? Like, I imagine if that happened.
You know, you're you're super drunk, you're.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
A You make those phone calls, you leave the voices,
you see said the text messages.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Then you take a nice nap and you pass out
because you just exerted a.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Lot an energy and your energy all that.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, then you wake up more sober, right completely, but
more sober, and you're like, oh, oh no, what did
you feel?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
An A hole? You're like, oh no, what did I do?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You try to make those apology texts after those two
hundred incoherent text messages you sent with bomb threats and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Ah, you completely forget.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You open up your phone and you're like, see the
last message you sent?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh my god, I no, Oh, I didn't know. How
could do I still have time to unsend? Do I
still have tables?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Phones need to be taken from them when they've been drinking,
they get themselves in all kinds of nonsense. Yeah, we
go lastly to a Florida man speaking about nonsense. Brittany,
a Florida man was arrested. He was wearing a old
Jester costume and threatened a landscaper with a twelve inch dagger.
A full Jester costume like picture court Jester, you know,
(04:10):
with a hat like the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, bang, that's what he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Why well, why aren't you wearing a full Jester costume
on a Monday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
They're not you know, as she in, They're not non
fashionovas or not looks everything. It's his everyday Jester costume.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Florida man arrested while wearing a full Jester costume. He
threatened a landscaper with a twelve inch long dagger, and
he was perturbed by the sounds of the lawnmower. According
to this the man's name is Anthony Marzola and he
was handcuffed following this assault. This guy, he was just
mowing the lawn out there in Saint Pete, out in
(04:49):
front of a near miss term Marzola's.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Smoke shop there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's why he's wearing the Jester costume Britney because he
works at a smoke shop.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
But where's the loudness? Yeah, from the lawnmower.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
He doesn't like it, so he's like, you know what,
let me come out in my full Gester costume and
threaten you. By the way, least threatening thing in the
world is a Gester coming action.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I feel like it's just you know, because it's a
whole body suit.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I mean, it's all colorful. He's got the hat on
the whole bit like he was. He was really going
for it, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What I mean. That guy perturbs me right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He started yelling that you can't be mowing out here
and all this other stuff, even though it was a
Monday afternoon. He owns the nearby psychedelic Gester smoke shop.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's him. He's the psychedelic gesture. Jester with a very uncongesture,
you know what I mean? Yeah, their gesture right, Yeah,
psychedelic my butt. I don't think so. He was booked
in a jail on a fifteen.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Thousand dollars bond strict orders to avoid contact with the
with the victim.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Here. Wow, guy in a full Jester costume, just attacking
people for mowing the lawn. There you go.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Makes sense. Well, we will do this again, and so
will this jesture every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty.
Remember to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's free.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's on iHeartRadio. Just look for the Freak Show. WTF
the podcast. That's the Freak Show. W TF the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And when this guy came at the landscaper with his dagger, Brittany,
he looked at me and he said, surely you jes
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